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okhorselover
Reg. Dec 1899
Posted 2004-03-30 9:28 AM
Subject: A Mothers Wisdom




 Does this sound familiar ????

  THINGS MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.

- "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside."


2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
- "You better pray that'll come out of the carpet."


3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
- "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"


4. My mother taught me LOGIC.

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"Because I said so, that's why!"


5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.

- "If you fall out of that swing &break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."


6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
- "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."


7. My mother taught me IRONY.

- "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."


8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
- "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."


9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.

- "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"



10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.

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"You'll sit there until all that spinach is all gone."


11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.

- "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."


12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.

- "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"


13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.

- "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."


14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
- "Stop acting like your father!"


15. My mother taught me about ENVY.

- "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."


16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.

- "Just wait until we get home."


17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.

- "You are going to get it when you get home!"


18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.

- "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, They are going to freeze that way."


19. My mother taught me ESP.

-"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"



20. My mother taught me HUMOR.


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"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."




21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.


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"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."


22 My mother taught me GENETICS.

- "You're just like your father."


23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
- "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"


24. My mother taught me WISDOM.

- "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."


25. And my favorite: my mother taught me about JUSTICE.
- "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"






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shaunar
Reg. Oct 2003
Posted 2004-03-30 9:33 AM
Subject: RE: A Mothers Wisdom



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I love that!  I have to add one, that a friend's mother told us girls, but it's a little off color: You girls were always like butterflies, flitting around the flowers and landing on S***.

 

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Ridafatappy
Reg. Sep 2003
Posted 2004-03-30 9:33 AM
Subject: RE: A Mothers Wisdom



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Exactly!
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Okiebarrelmom
Reg. Sep 2003
Posted 2004-03-30 11:19 AM
Subject: RE: A Mothers Wisdom


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