Okay I know that we would all rather wear our boots but, just in case you have to wear these here you go..

Here are the rules, Ladies.  I send this with love!;-)


> Subject: Its that time of the Year again!!
>
>    Just a friendly reminder, it's that time of the
> year again. Please raise your big toes and repeat
> after me:
>    As a member of the Faux Paux Sisterhood, I pledge
> to follow The Rules when I wear sandals and other
> open-toe shoes:
>
> 1. I promise to always wear sandals that fit.
> 
> 2. My toes will not hang over and touch the ground,
> nor will my heels spill over the backs.
>
> 3. And the sides and tops of my feet will not pudge
> out between the straps.
>
> 4. I will go polish-free or vow to keep the polish
> fresh, intact and chip-free. I will not cheat and
> just touch up my big toe.
>
> 5. I will sand down any mounds of skin before they
> turn hard and yellow.
>
> 6. I will shave the hairs off my big toe.
>
> 7. I won't wear pantyhose even if my misinformed
> girlfriend, coworker, mother, sister tells me the
> toe
> seam really will stay under my toes if I tuck it
> there.
>
> 8. If a strap breaks, I won't duct-tape, pin, glue
> or
> tuck it back into place hoping it will stay put. I
> will get my shoe fixed or toss it.
>
> 9. I will not live in corn denial; rather I will
> lean
> on my good friend Dr.Scholl's if my feet need him.
> 
> 10. I will resist the urge to buy jelly shoes at
> Payless for the low,low price of $4.99 even if my
> feet
> are small enough to fit into the kids'sizes. This is
> out of concern for my safety, and the safety of
> others.  No one can walk properly when standing in a
> pool of sweat and I would hate to take someone down
> with me as I fall and break my ankle.
>
> 11. I will take my toe ring off toward the end of
> the
> day if my toes swell and begin to look like Vienna
> sausages.
>
> 12. I will be brutally honest with my
> girlfriend/sister/coworker when she asks me if her
> feet are too ugly to wear sandals. Someone has to
> tell
> her that her toes look like they've been dragged
> behind her car on the way to work and no sandal in
> the
> world is going to make her feet look
> good.
>
> 13. I will promise if I wear flip flops, that I will
> ensure they actually flip and flop, making the
> correct
> noise while walking and I will swear NOT to slide or
> drag my feet while wearing them.
>
> 14. I will promise to go my local beauty school at
> least once per season and have a real pedicure
> (they are about $15 and worth EVERY penny). I say
> spend another $15.00 and get a even better one.
>
> 15. I will promise to throw away any white/off-white
> sandals that show of wear... nothing is tackier
> than dirty white sandals...
>
> For all our sakes, please don't keep this to
>   > yourself - pass it on to other Sisters.

That is soooo true!!! how funny!

I'm not making any promises....

The girl that sits behind me at work has had the same orange polish on her toe nails since her senior prom, I think. It makes me want to puke.