LRQHS - 2022-09-27 10:56 PM

Well, there was this one time that I broke my arm and had to start taking Effexor because I was trying to cut the cast off my arm....I don't know why I lost my mind, I just did. I will never wear a cast again lmao.....

Anyhow, lol, when you start taking an antidepressant there's generally two weeks of what I like to call insanity and diarrhea lol. At least for me, it was no appetite, huge energy, no sleep and the running squirts lol.

Everyone knows I have chihuahuas. They are very close to their person or a couple of family members only. I had Tuppy. She was born to me and only loved me lol.

So, I broke my right wrist when a weanling ran past me and just hit my hip. I fell on an outstretched hand. Radius fracture at the joint. When the cast was put on me, my mind lost it's ****. I didn't know why. I did actually see a councelor later lol. Just wanted to do anything to get that cast off.

Went to the doctor lol. He put me on Effexor and Ativan lol. Within hours of taking the Effexor I was full of energy with one arm in a cast and with watery squirts lmao. So, my Mom, had me try to work the energy out after I hadn't slept in a couple days. Thanks Mom lol. I was push mowing weeds and tough brush around her pecan trees, in a pasture, with my left arm and sweating a lot. I was exhausted at this point. The pasture was behind my home, but a really far walk to get to it. 

So, there I was, saturated in sweat, using my left hand push mowing much more than just normal grass lol, when I felt that feeling when one is about to loose some bowel . There was no way I was making it to the house. 

Frantically, I looked for a place to stoop. I saw an old stump from a cutting long ago lol. I ran to it. Peeled my sweat soaked shorts down and sat with my butt hanging off. Then, out of the corner of my eye, I see Tuppy running to me. I'm sure she was worried that I was either leaving her or she was just coming to be closer to me. I yelled at her, "no Tuppy noooooo!" right at the time that the massive propulsion of yellow, watery stool came blasting into the world lmao. Tuppy ran right behind me and was sprayed from head to tail with the yellow liquid.

I stood up and tried to left hand pull my shorts up....They were so wet from me sweating in the Louisiana heat that I couldn't get them past my thighs lol. 

Then, I felt something bite me down there. I let my shorts go and attempted to swat what was  biting....more bites lol....I looked down at the stump and it was covered in ants! Shorts around knees, swatting ants with non dominant hand, other arm in cast, dirty and sweaty AND my chihuahua standing there covered in diarrhea lmao. AND, MY MOM AND SISTER LAUGHING SO HARD THAT THEY COULDN'T OR WOULDN'T (who knows lol) come help me. 

So, I grabbed my shorts and held them around my thighs, big white butt with red ant bites on it, and started walking back to my house with my diarrhea dog lol. 

I put her in the shower and I joined in with all the clothes still on me lol. Washed us both with one arm while holding the other out of the shower....I left the clothes in the shower lol. 

Then, Tuppy and I sat on the couch and just slowly turned to look at each other like "what in the **** just happened?" lololol. We vowed to never speak of it again, unless someone on BHW wanted a true story to laugh at lol. The END.