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I don't know about SKM, but if I ever ride again and wind up on any televised event, I am going to be sporting a magic seat AND rubber bands. I've already been told I can't sit the turn on at least one of our up and comers.
You peeps can start 102947376372350 threads bashing me at that point. IF I'm on a horse, going around the barrels again after not riding for all
this time, I don't think your opinion will have much credence with me.
ETA: I may see if Depends will sponsor me as well. May have to have some help there too.
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Location: In The Land of Cotton | They know make Dpends flexible (at least the commercial said so). 
However, if you get on TV and are on a horse, I hope you smile all the way to the bank. Because, if you made it that far you **** well can wear and use what you want!
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Goat Giver
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| 3canstorun - 2013-12-09 7:06 AM They know make Dpends flexible (at least the commercial said so).
However, if you get on TV and are on a horse, I hope you smile all the way to the bank. Because, if you made it that far you **** well can wear and use what you want!
That is good to know. I can be the new face of Depends.........maybe they'll teach me how to put on makeup before they shoot the commercial. That is a skill I've never really mastered. |
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| We'll make sure when you fall off to take lots of pictures and point and laugh. Then we'll throw you back on your horse to try again!
Just don't ask us to scrape out your Depends after you go flying!
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Location: That part of Texas | I won't bash you KMC. Somedays I think I'm gonna need one of these bar thingys to keep from getting dashboarded myself:
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Location: Displaced Iowegian | Red Raider - 2013-12-09 9:04 AM I won't bash you KMC. Somedays I think I'm gonna need one of these bar thingys to keep from getting dashboarded myself:
Gotta love your "fashion sense", Misty....where can we get an outfit like that? |
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Location: Midwest | I would be sponsored by duct tape if I rode those horses... lol... especially those little ones! |
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Location: Colorado | Nateracer - 2013-12-09 6:17 AM We'll make sure when you fall off to take lots of pictures and point and laugh. Then we'll throw you back on your horse to try again!
Just don't ask us to scrape out your Depends after you go flying!
I shouldn't laugh, but this was my favortie buck off. He looked like he was swimming. :-) |
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| graciemay - 2013-12-09 9:34 AM Nateracer - 2013-12-09 6:17 AM We'll make sure when you fall off to take lots of pictures and point and laugh. Then we'll throw you back on your horse to try again!
Just don't ask us to scrape out your Depends after you go flying!
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Location: Oz, Kansas | Don't forget wet wipes. If you're wearing a diaper your going to need some way to clean up after. You might also think about getting monkey butt to sponsor you so you don't get your a$$ chapped from your depends. |
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Miss Laundry Misshap
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| lookout hill - 2013-12-09 10:21 AM Don't forget wet wipes. If you're wearing a diaper your going to need some way to clean up after. You might also think about getting monkey butt to sponsor you so you don't get your a$$ chapped from your depends.
I like their model!
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Location: 31 lengths farms | I absolutely loved Sterlings reaction to that buck off!!! What a great attitude! And Christy Loflin posted a pic of her almost coming off on her facebook page too, you aint riding hard enough to fall off you aint riding hard enough, LOL!!!
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Location: That part of Texas |
I had it hand-crafted. When you use those bars, you can't have buttons on your shirt or you might risk exposing your tatas at an unexpected time.  |
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Location: California | It still boggles my mind that people are picking apart the top 15 in this sport based on attire choices , tack choice , riding styles , etc.
I started off riding doing western pleasure . The whole reason I was so drawn to barrel racing was the fact that we were only judged by a timer. It wasn't about how much silver we had , who had the most expensive outfit or horse . It was you , your horse and a timer. That was it. Then every year for the last 7 years I read these threads doing exactly what so many of us claim we don't like about some other events.
I agree with you KM . IF I ever somehow made it to a large event , the opinion of others on how I got there would not matter at all. I would do whatever it took to make me and my horse comfortable and successful , even if that meant getting mindless critiques from people.
At the end of the day people can say whatever they want but they aren't paying your bills. That winning run is .
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Location: Haslet, Texas | I'll be all about the depends when I start riding again...my kegle (sp) muscles are shot. I wonder if they have a yoga pose to help strengthen that? I have started Yoga as one of my "get me back in shape" routines. |
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Location: Oz, Kansas | hwh - 2013-12-09 11:27 AM I'll be all about the depends when I start riding again...my kegle (sp) muscles are shot. I wonder if they have a yoga pose to help strengthen that? I have started Yoga as one of my "get me back in shape" routines. I ended up having bladder surgery after my second child. I was particularly embarassed at one barrel race when I had promised my friends daughter she could ride my horse in poles (hate them) but during my barrel run she thought it would be fun to buck between the 1st & 2nd but unfortunately I wasn't able to hang onto the horn & pinch off my bladder all at the same time. Needless to say self preservation kicked in & I stayed on, my saddle was the unfortunate victim. Luckily it was dark & I had a sweatshirt I could tie around my waist.
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Location: 100 miles from Nowhere, AR | hwh - 2013-12-09 12:27 PM I'll be all about the depends when I start riding again...my kegle (sp) muscles are shot. I wonder if they have a yoga pose to help strengthen that? I have started Yoga as one of my "get me back in shape" routines.
Here's what I don't get. It's not the running that puts me in occasional need for a Depends sponsorship, it's the loping miles. And I definitely need a seatbelt on my little mare. Good Lord. Think I may have to stick with my bigger long strided horses...getting older and losing body parts sucks. |
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Location: Riding Crackhead. | lookout hill - 2013-12-09 12:32 PM hwh - 2013-12-09 11:27 AM I'll be all about the depends when I start riding again...my kegle (sp) muscles are shot. I wonder if they have a yoga pose to help strengthen that? I have started Yoga as one of my "get me back in shape" routines. I ended up having bladder surgery after my second child. I was particularly embarassed at one barrel race when I had promised my friends daughter she could ride my horse in poles (hate them) but during my barrel run she thought it would be fun to buck between the 1st & 2nd but unfortunately I wasn't able to hang onto the horn & pinch off my bladder all at the same time. Needless to say self preservation kicked in & I stayed on, my saddle was the unfortunate victim. Luckily it was dark & I had a sweatshirt I could tie around my waist.
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I didn't tell my friends daughter about my little "leak" until after she completed her pole run. She was mortified but it had dried some by then. She still refers to it as the pee saddle. |
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Location: North Dakota | kmcsunshine - 2013-12-09 7:09 AM 3canstorun - 2013-12-09 7:06 AM They know make Dpends flexible (at least the commercial said so).
However, if you get on TV and are on a horse, I hope you smile all the way to the bank. Because, if you made it that far you **** well can wear and use what you want!
"First of all I would like to thank my sponsors because without them none of this would be possible..." |
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| If I rode … or TRIED to ride any of those horses down the alley …. I would need: DEPENDS, BEN-GAY, ADVIL, DUCT TAPE to both keep me IN the saddle and my mouth shut, along with some type of anti-anxiety medication! Plus goggles! |
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Location: Tulsa, Ok | azsun - 2013-12-09 2:51 PM If I rode … or TRIED to ride any of those horses down the alley …. I would need: DEPENDS, BEN-GAY, ADVIL, DUCT TAPE to both keep me IN the saddle and my mouth shut, along with some type of anti-anxiety medication! Plus goggles!
I would need all of the above plus bungee cords and zip ties. |
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Location: ND | you guys must be in pretty tough shape..... |
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| I agree! These women are AWESOME!! They obviously have put their whole lives into getting to these points and done everything they possibly could to succeed so I'm not sure why anyone should have anything bad to say? I definitely wouldn't care what people thought if I was at their level and I'm sure they don't either |
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Location: 100 miles from Nowhere, AR | dhdqhllc - 2013-12-09 3:44 PM you guys must be in pretty tough shape.....
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Location: Riding Crackhead. | Three 4 Luck - 2013-12-09 4:41 PM dhdqhllc - 2013-12-09 3:44 PM you guys must be in pretty tough shape..... You try squeezing a couple of melons out your hoo-hoo and see what happens.
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Location: ND | Three 4 Luck - 2013-12-09 4:41 PM dhdqhllc - 2013-12-09 3:44 PM you guys must be in pretty tough shape..... You try squeezing a couple of melons out your hoo-hoo and see what happens.
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| kmcsunshine - 2013-12-09 5:52 AM Or even those of you who bathe......
I don't know about SKM, but if I ever ride again and wind up on any televised event, I am going to be sporting a magic seat AND rubber bands. I've already been told I can't sit the turn on at least one of our up and comers.
You peeps can start 102947376372350 threads bashing me at that point. IF I'm on a horse, going around the barrels again after not riding for all
this time, I don't think your opinion will have much credence with me.
ETA: I may see if Depends will sponsor me as well. May have to have some help there too.
You know... they have a group aroun dhere called Green Horns. It's for people with little expreience (no matter what the age). I was really hoping I could join them.
My daughter informed me that just because it's been forever since I've competed.... I still didn't qualify to be a Green Horn and if I was so concerned about it.... then why on earth did I get a 2 year old instead of a seasoned horse. Guess she told me.
So on that note... Maybe Depends would be interesting in sponsoring a duo of Old Biddy Barrel Racers like us. |
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| Three 4 Luck - 2013-12-09 4:41 PM dhdqhllc - 2013-12-09 3:44 PM you guys must be in pretty tough shape..... You try squeezing a couple of melons out your hoo-hoo and see what happens.
Men think they are dying if they pass a kidney stone.......
I am frozen. My comeback is going to have to wait for better weather. I hear Oreos, potato soup and a hot bath calling me. |
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Hero of the Year
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Location: Haslet, Texas | The last year I was competing I swear every time my horse stuck it and turned the 3rd barrel I would squirt out a couple of tablespoons.
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