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Location: Colorado | I have been sitting outside the lab bathroom waiting my patient to pee for 23 minutes. She is in there singing at the top of her lungs, giggling, playing Miss Mary Mac and I Spy with her very embarassed grandma.
I feel like I am on Pee Watch, 2013! |
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| I hope the patient is a young child. LOL |
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  Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | You could try scaring it out of her........ |
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Dust Bunny
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Location: Colorado | LRQHS - 2013-12-12 9:58 AM You could try scaring it out of her........
They are literally doing laps around the building right now, water bottle in hand. I have been pumping her full of water for two hours. I have to pee, Grandma has to pee. Six year olds must be like camels. |
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 Miss Laundry Misshap
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| Oh this made me laugh!  |
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | graciemay - 2013-12-12 11:05 AM LRQHS - 2013-12-12 9:58 AM You could try scaring it out of her........ They are literally doing laps around the building right now, water bottle in hand. I have been pumping her full of water for two hours. I have to pee, Grandma has to pee. Six year olds must be like camels.
She sounds like she is having too much fun.......you need to make her miserable or scare her lol.......threaten her with a beating or something.... |
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Dust Bunny
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Location: Colorado | Nateracer - 2013-12-12 10:07 AM Oh this made me laugh!
I might laugh later. This is normally a 20 minute appointment.  |
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Dust Bunny
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Location: Colorado | LRQHS - 2013-12-12 10:07 AM graciemay - 2013-12-12 11:05 AM LRQHS - 2013-12-12 9:58 AM You could try scaring it out of her........ They are literally doing laps around the building right now, water bottle in hand. I have been pumping her full of water for two hours. I have to pee, Grandma has to pee. Six year olds must be like camels.
I have an $80 gift card to Target with her name on it the second she gives it up. |
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| graciemay - 2013-12-12 11:05 AM LRQHS - 2013-12-12 9:58 AM You could try scaring it out of her........ They are literally doing laps around the building right now, water bottle in hand. I have been pumping her full of water for two hours. I have to pee, Grandma has to pee. Six year olds must be like camels.
I remember those days |
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Location: Eastern OH but my heart is in WV | SOOOO not like me.... I can pee on cue, when I sneeze, when I am nervous, when a bathroom is NO where is sight, sonagrams are TOURTURE.... |
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Location: EDGE OF INSANITY | Grandma should put her in the car and tell her they're going on a long trip-she should have to pee within 2-5 minutes after departure (thats what mine do anyways) |
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Miss Laundry Misshap
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| Could you take her in the bathroom and wash her hands in warm water? The running water and being warm might help! |
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | Sterling would pee if you threw an owl at her....
.......oooppppssss! Did I say that out loud? |
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Location: Montana | LRQHS - 2013-12-12 10:28 AM Sterling would pee if you threw an owl at her....
.......oooppppssss! Did I say that out loud?
There are a WHOLE lot of things I've said out loud lately that I probably shouldn't have.
But, unfortunately, I'm not one of those person who can "go" on demand, LOL. Sorry Gracie, no ideas except |
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Dust Bunny
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Location: Colorado | LRQHS - 2013-12-12 10:28 AM Sterling would pee if you threw an owl at her....
.......oooppppssss! Did I say that out loud?
Threw an owl? Okay, yeah, I am sure I have one in my purse. I mean, who doesn't carry around a handy dandy, pee inducing sized owl? Not sure why owl chunking didn't come to my mind earlier.
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | graciemay - 2013-12-12 12:35 PM LRQHS - 2013-12-12 10:28 AM Sterling would pee if you threw an owl at her....
.......oooppppssss! Did I say that out loud?
...you appear to be ill prepared to make someone pee......we need to talk |
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Location: Colorado plains standing on a goat head! | Turn on the fountain! I have threatened to install one in our waiting room, or at least a tape of Niagra Falls! Especially on a Friday night and it is quitting time and some body is on the timeclock for their company! |
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Location: Riding Crackhead. | LRQHS - 2013-12-12 11:28 AM Sterling would pee if you threw an owl at her....
.......oooppppssss! Did I say that out loud?
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 I Chore in Chucks
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Location: MD | Is it cold outside? If so walk her toocas out there and make sure shes all bundled up and once the cold hits her... surely she'll have to go!
It happens to me every morning!  |
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Dust Bunny
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Location: Colorado | We have pee!!!! At nearly four hours and Lord only knows how much water. (No owls or small children where hurt.) |
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More bootie than waist!
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Location: Riding Crackhead. | Yippppeeeee  |
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 The Non Sky Diver
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Location: SE Louisiana | LRQHS - 2013-12-12 11:07 AM
graciemay - 2013-12-12 11:05 AM LRQHS - 2013-12-12 9:58 AM You could try scaring it out of her........ They are literally doing laps around the building right now, water bottle in hand. I have been pumping her full of water for two hours. I have to pee, Grandma has to pee. Six year olds must be like camels.
Make her sit in a chair and stay there.... |
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