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                    Location: In the Hills of Texas | ~Canada's Top Ten List of America's Stupidity ARE THE CANADIANS RIGHT, SEEMS IT COULD BE VERY POSSIBLE. AS I SEE MORE OF IT HAPPENING EVERY DAY. SOME VERY GOOD POINTS Canadian editorial humor directed at US (For good reason this makes our country appear stupid) This is Canada's Top Ten List of America's Stupidity. 10) Only in America ... could Democrat politicians talk about the greed of the rich at a $35,000.00 a plate campaign fund-raising event. 9) Only in America ... could people claim that the government still discriminates against black Americans when they have a black President, a black Attorney General and roughly 20% of the federal workforce is black while only 14% of the population is black. 40% of all federal entitlements go to black Americans – 3X the rate that go to whites, 5X the rate that go to Hispanics! Only in America ... could they have had the two people most responsible for our tax code, Democrat Timothy Geithner (the head of the Treasury Department) and Democrat Charles Rangel (who once ran the Ways and Means Committee), BOTH turn out to be tax cheats who are in favor of higher taxes. 7) Only in America ... can they have terrorists kill people in the name of Allah and have the media primarily react by fretting that Muslims might be harmed by the backlash. 6) Only in America ... would they make people who want to legally become American citizens wait for years in their home countries and pay tens of thousands of dollars for the privilege, while they discuss letting anyone who sneaks into the country illegally just 'magically' become American citizens. 5) Only in. America ... could people such as Tea Party and Libertarians who believe in balancing the budget and sticking by the country's Constitution be thought of as "extremists." 4) Only in America ... could you need to present a driver's license to cash a check or buy alcohol, but not to vote. 3) Only in America ... could people demand the government investigate whether oil companies are gouging the public because the price of gas went up when the return on equity invested in a major U.S. oil company (Marathon Oil) is less than half of a company making tennis shoes (Nike). 2) Only in America ... could the Democrat Administration collect more tax dollars from the people than any nation in recorded history, still spend a Trillion dollars more than it has per year - for total spending of $7-Million PER MINUTE, and complain that it doesn't have nearly enough money. 1) Only in America ... could the rich people - who pay 86% of all income taxes - be accused of not paying their "fair share" by people who don't pay any income taxes at all. |
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           Location: Kansas | Funny, sad.....and true all rolled into one |
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          Location: Bastrop, Texas | It's hard to disagree with any of this! Thanks for posting, NTO. Sad to see how our collective twisted logic has become a comedy routine, but remember all good comedy is based on truth. |
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          Location: 31 lengths farms | All true, and completely SAD. |
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"Heck's Coming With Me"
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        Location: Kansas | ...and only in America could we "give" 20 fighter jets, 200 tanks, and a billion dollars to a country who hates us.
Edited by Frodo 2014-01-07 6:18 PM
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          Location: Riding Crackhead. | Sadly true. Do the Canadians really think this? Was it published up there somewhere? Just curious. |
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    Location: Eastern OH but my heart is in WV | Frodo - 2014-01-07 6:05 PM
...and only in America could be "give" 20 fighter jets, 200 tanks, and a billion dollars to a country who hates us.
Which time because there is a list  |
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     Location: In a happy place | Sad but true. |
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   Location: Probably On the Road to the Next Barrel Race! | CYA Ranch - 2014-01-07 6:10 PM
Sadly true. Do the Canadians really think this? Was it published up there somewhere? Just curious.
Well I don't know if the Canadians think this, but as a TAX paying, voting citizen, I sure as heck think and believe it! |
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 I Prefer to Live in Fantasy Land
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                    Location: In the Hills of Texas | CYA Ranch - 2014-01-07 6:10 PM Sadly true. Do the Canadians really think this? Was it published up there somewhere? Just curious.
~~Canadian editorial humor directed at US |
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       Location: relocated to Texas | Its embarassing really. Our men and women in uniform have given all and died for our freedoms and we are letting the Morons in Washington destroy us. TERM LIMITS! |
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          Location: Riding Crackhead. | Nevertooold - 2014-01-07 6:34 PM CYA Ranch - 2014-01-07 6:10 PM Sadly true. Do the Canadians really think this? Was it published up there somewhere? Just curious.
~~Canadian editorial humor directed at US
How embarrasing. |
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   Location: Central TX | embarrassing! i actually know a lot of canadians from rodeoing up there some in the past and they dont think we are the biggest idiots, They think the way our country is ran is pure idiocracy. It really is though. Canadians don't hate Americans..well im sure some do, but the majority of them are fairly friendly towards Americans. |
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| Well I for one hate most Americans and the direction were headed.  |
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| The even sadder truth is that Canada however quietly is treading the same path...
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| Canada has a long list quite similar to this one of things that make absolutely no sense at all. I'm sure this was not written by a Canadian. And no, Canadian's don't think that way of American's at all. We are really all the same with a border between us. |
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"Heck's Coming With Me"
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        Location: Kansas | Itsme - 2014-01-07 7:25 PM Well I for one hate most Americans and the direction were headed. 
I love America and Americans.
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Me too Frodo.
If you hate America and Americans...please leave. You will have plenty of folks that will help escort you out. |
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  The Original Cyber Bartender
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| CYA Ranch - 2014-01-08 8:04 AM
Me too Frodo.
If you hate America and Americans...please leave. You will have plenty of folks that will help escort you out.
Really? Who will put down their Iphones long enough to do that? They will "like" it but do nothing just like they do at the voting booth. |
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     Location: Texas | We've collectively allowed (even encouraged) the country to get to this point. |
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          Location: Kentucky | fatchance - 2014-01-08 1:53 PM While I am not proud of what our government does, I am a very proud American.
Ditto. If you hate America, please leave. THAT is wrong with our country. |
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| Murphy - 2014-01-08 1:01 PM
fatchance - 2014-01-08 1:53 PM While I am not proud of what our government does, I am a very proud American.
Ditto. If you hate America, please leave. THAT is wrong with our country.
Thats whats wrong? |
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       Location: Displaced Iowegian | Itsme - 2014-01-07 7:25 PM Well I for one hate most Americans and the direction were headed. 
If you are Canadian who the heck cares if you hate us (in case you haven't looked, Canada has some problems too) ....and if you are American....PLEASE let us show you the door and don't let it hit you in the a$$ on the way out.......... |
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          Location: Kentucky | Itsme - 2014-01-08 2:03 PM Murphy - 2014-01-08 1:01 PM fatchance - 2014-01-08 1:53 PM While I am not proud of what our government does, I am a very proud American. Ditto. If you hate America, please leave. THAT is wrong with our country. Thats whats wrong?
Yes. People who hate America do not care about it's destruction, nor care to fix any issues. Most likely, they are contributing to the demise. |
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| Murphy - 2014-01-08 1:08 PM
Itsme - 2014-01-08 2:03 PM Murphy - 2014-01-08 1:01 PM fatchance - 2014-01-08 1:53 PM While I am not proud of what our government does, I am a very proud American. Ditto. If you hate America, please leave. THAT is wrong with our country. Thats whats wrong?
Yes. People who hate America do not care about it's destruction, nor care to fix any issues. Most likely, they are contributing to the demise.
Thats a fair point., but most Americans dont give two ****s about our country. So you agree with me... |
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          Location: Bastrop, Texas | NJJ - 2014-01-08 1:07 PM Itsme - 2014-01-07 7:25 PM Well I for one hate most Americans and the direction were headed.  If you are Canadian who the heck cares if you hate us (in case you haven't looked, Canada has some problems too) ....and if you are American....PLEASE let us show you the door and don't let it hit you in the a$$ on the way out..........
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  More bootie than waist!
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          Location: Riding Crackhead. | Itsme - 2014-01-08 12:57 PM CYA Ranch - 2014-01-08 8:04 AM Me too Frodo.
If you hate America and Americans...please leave. You will have plenty of folks that will help escort you out. Really? Who will put down their Iphones long enough to do that? They will "like" it but do nothing just like they do at the voting booth.
There are plenty of us not on Iphones that don't live off the government or look for hand outs that work hard to make a fair living that do try to vote these P.O.S's out but there seems to be quite a number obviously that enjoy their Democratic hand outs. |
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| CYA Ranch - 2014-01-08 2:57 PM
Itsme - 2014-01-08 12:57 PM CYA Ranch - 2014-01-08 8:04 AM Me too Frodo.
If you hate America and Americans...please leave. You will have plenty of folks that will help escort you out. Really? Who will put down their Iphones long enough to do that? They will "like" it but do nothing just like they do at the voting booth.
There are plenty of us not on Iphones that don't live off the government or look for hand outs that work hard to make a fair living that do try to vote these P.O.S's out but there seems to be quite a number obviously that enjoy their Democratic hand outs.
I shouldnt say I hate them, my mom doesnt live off the govt and never has but she does vote democrat all the time and possibly worships Obama.
All we do is **** and moan and nothing changes, we need a BIG change in our country! |
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          Location: Riding Crackhead. | Itsme - 2014-01-08 3:03 PM CYA Ranch - 2014-01-08 2:57 PM Itsme - 2014-01-08 12:57 PM CYA Ranch - 2014-01-08 8:04 AM Me too Frodo.
If you hate America and Americans...please leave. You will have plenty of folks that will help escort you out. Really? Who will put down their Iphones long enough to do that? They will "like" it but do nothing just like they do at the voting booth. There are plenty of us not on Iphones that don't live off the government or look for hand outs that work hard to make a fair living that do try to vote these P.O.S's out but there seems to be quite a number obviously that enjoy their Democratic hand outs. I shouldnt say I hate them, my mom doesnt live off the govt and never has but she does vote democrat all the time and possibly worships Obama. All we do is **** and moan and nothing changes, we need a BIG change in our country!
I have a father in law that is like your mother. I let him know as often as possible my feelings about the piece of crap in office that he dotes on and voted for. He loves his government subsidies though. |
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| Itsme - 2014-01-08 1:57 PM CYA Ranch - 2014-01-08 8:04 AM Me too Frodo.
If you hate America and Americans...please leave. You will have plenty of folks that will help escort you out. Really? Who will put down their Iphones long enough to do that? They will "like" it but do nothing just like they do at the voting booth.
you seem to want to start !@#$%^&*()_+ ?
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| NJJ - 2014-01-08 1:07 PM
Itsme - 2014-01-07 7:25 PM Well I for one hate most Americans and the direction were headed. 
If you are Canadian who the heck cares if you hate us (in case you haven't looked, Canada has some problems too) ....and if you are American....PLEASE let us show you the door and don't let it hit you in the a$$ on the way out..........
OMG, I cant believe it!! Can I have your autograph? I just cant believe the one and only Toby Keith posts on here! Are you going to put a boot in my a$$ too?
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          Location: Bastrop, Texas | Itsme - 2014-01-08 3:07 PM NJJ - 2014-01-08 1:07 PM Itsme - 2014-01-07 7:25 PM Well I for one hate most Americans and the direction were headed.  If you are Canadian who the heck cares if you hate us (in case you haven't looked, Canada has some problems too) ....and if you are American....PLEASE let us show you the door and don't let it hit you in the a$$ on the way out.......... OMG, I cant believe it!! Can I have your autograph? I just cant believe the one and only Toby Keith posts on here! Are you going to put a boot in my a$$ too?
Are you OK? I'm worried about you. It sounds like you are full of bad gas.
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           Location: Kansas | HotbearLVR - 2014-01-08 3:14 PM Itsme - 2014-01-08 3:07 PM NJJ - 2014-01-08 1:07 PM Itsme - 2014-01-07 7:25 PM Well I for one hate most Americans and the direction were headed.  If you are Canadian who the heck cares if you hate us (in case you haven't looked, Canada has some problems too) ....and if you are American....PLEASE let us show you the door and don't let it hit you in the a$$ on the way out.......... OMG, I cant believe it!! Can I have your autograph? I just cant believe the one and only Toby Keith posts on here! Are you going to put a boot in my a$$ too? Are you OK? I'm worried about you. It sounds like you are full of bad gas.
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