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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | I have Facebook advertised.....asked on here......and, finally bit the bullet and advertised on Craigslist for a handyman as suggested by ONE of you. I have a hundred little things that need to be fixed. I, specifically, said on my ad: No serial killers and No stalkers. I, also, said: No phone calls, just text and I will call you back if I want to talk to you.
Well, I get a phone call today, I ignore it. They leave a message....it's for the handyman. I didn't call back.......well, I get a text....."Hey, this is your Handyman." So, I text back. "Where are you located and can you fix everything I mentioned?" My reply, "I sure can, Princess."
So, I say, "why did you just call me Princess?"
And, he says, "because I'm your Handyman, Princess."
So, I say, "I said, no **** stalkers, now quit texting me."
Then, he texts back, "well, can I at least have a picture of you?"
Anyways, I just want to say thanks to the one of you that recommended an ad on Craigslist lol....that seems to be working out really well for me....
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This would only happen to you!!
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | Longneck - 2014-03-24 4:35 PM
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This would only happen to you!!
I doubt it lol....give me your phone number.....I'll bet it will happen to you too |
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Location: Under The Big Sky Of Texas | Sounds like the perve that works at our Tractors Supply store here in town. Is his name Gary?  |
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | Southtxponygirl - 2014-03-24 4:40 PM Sounds like the perve that works at our Tractors Supply store here in town. Is his name Gary?
He said Ray in the voice mail.......Ray the Pervert. |
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Location: Somewhere between raising hell and Amazing Grace | Sounds like you need to hire a handy woman.....wait....that may be even creepier..... |
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | missroselee - 2014-03-24 4:41 PM Sounds like you need to hire a handy woman.....wait....that may be even creepier.....
I'm too scared to ask for that lol...... |
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | oMG....he just sent me a picture of himself ......oh my is all I can say.....he looks like a 60 year old biker.....thank God he has his clothes on. |
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Location: Somewhere in the middle of nowhere | Southtxponygirl - 2014-03-24 3:40 PM Sounds like the perve that works at our Tractors Supply store here in town. Is his name Gary?
At least my honey doesn't work at Tractor Supply or a pervert...however is quite the handy man and NO his not available....just sayin.  |
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Location: Under The Big Sky Of Texas | LRQHS - 2014-03-24 4:41 PM Southtxponygirl - 2014-03-24 4:40 PM Sounds like the perve that works at our Tractors Supply store here in town. Is his name Gary?
I wonder if Ray works at a Tractors Supply, these stores seem to attract these creepy people.  |
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | nmeastplains - 2014-03-24 4:51 PM Southtxponygirl - 2014-03-24 3:40 PM Sounds like the perve that works at our Tractors Supply store here in town. Is his name Gary?
None of the good ones are available lol..... |
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Location: Under The Big Sky Of Texas | LRQHS - 2014-03-24 4:51 PM oMG....he just sent me a picture of himself ......oh my is all I can say.....he looks like a 60 year old biker.....thank God he has his clothes on.
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | Southtxponygirl - 2014-03-24 4:54 PM LRQHS - 2014-03-24 4:51 PM oMG....he just sent me a picture of himself ......oh my is all I can say.....he looks like a 60 year old biker.....thank God he has his clothes on. OMG, Now this is getting scary
No worries. He's overweight. I can out run him. If he sends anything else I'll threaten him with calling the cops. I have his phone number and a picture now. He's not very bright. |
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | missroselee - 2014-03-24 4:57 PM Send him this one....
Bahahahahahaha....I would...you know I would....but, I don't want to encourage this one lol. |
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Location: Under The Big Sky Of Texas | missroselee - 2014-03-24 4:57 PM Send him this one....
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | rodeomom3 - 2014-03-24 5:00 PM I thought every girl wanted to be a princess
lmao....someone finally calls me Princess and it's a Pervert lol.....just my luck. |
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Location: Somewhere between raising hell and Amazing Grace | LRQHS - 2014-03-24 5:59 PM missroselee - 2014-03-24 4:57 PM Send him this one....
Bahahahahahaha....I would...you know I would....but, I don't want to encourage this one lol.
Yea but at least when he shows up he will think he has the wrong place and leave :) Maybe..... |
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | missroselee - 2014-03-24 5:03 PM LRQHS - 2014-03-24 5:59 PM missroselee - 2014-03-24 4:57 PM Send him this one....
Bahahahahahaha....I would...you know I would....but, I don't want to encourage this one lol.
You may have a great plan lol...... |
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Location: Somewhere between raising hell and Amazing Grace | Or just text him back and ask him which he prefers.....12 gauge buck shot or .45 acp hornaday CD round..... |
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | Another fine idea Missroselee......
I'm getting out of here. If you don't hear from me tomorrow, I'm locked in Ray from Mamou, LA's basement getting lotion rubbed on my skin.....so, ya'll send someone to look for me, ok??? There can't be that many Ray's in Mamou, right??? |
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| LRQHS - 2014-03-24 4:41 PM Southtxponygirl - 2014-03-24 4:40 PM Sounds like the perve that works at our Tractors Supply store here in town. Is his name Gary?
I think I might know him, but I think his name is actually Ray Pist. |
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | Whiteboy - 2014-03-24 5:23 PM
LRQHS - 2014-03-24 4:41 PM Southtxponygirl - 2014-03-24 4:40 PM Sounds like the perve that works at our Tractors Supply store here in town. Is his name Gary?
Ohhhhh I just spit on my phone laughing! |
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Location: Riding Crackhead. | Southtxponygirl - 2014-03-24 4:40 PM Sounds like the perve that works at our Tractors Supply store here in town. Is his name Gary?
Oh good grief we have a perv working at our Tractor Supply too. I can't think of his first name right now though. I dread going in there on days he's working. |
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Location: Under The Big Sky Of Texas | CYA Ranch - 2014-03-24 5:26 PM Southtxponygirl - 2014-03-24 4:40 PM Sounds like the perve that works at our Tractors Supply store here in town. Is his name Gary?
Maybe their brothers, lol...
This creep is married and an old man and love's the young girls. |
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Location: In a happy place | Whiteboy - 2014-03-24 5:23 PM LRQHS - 2014-03-24 4:41 PM Southtxponygirl - 2014-03-24 4:40 PM Sounds like the perve that works at our Tractors Supply store here in town. Is his name Gary?
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Location: Under The Big Sky Of Texas | sorrel horse ranch - 2014-03-24 5:29 PM Whiteboy - 2014-03-24 5:23 PM LRQHS - 2014-03-24 4:41 PM Southtxponygirl - 2014-03-24 4:40 PM Sounds like the perve that works at our Tractors Supply store here in town. Is his name Gary?
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | I sent Alison the picture. She needs to describe him for ya'll. |
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Location: Under The Big Sky Of Texas | barrelracr131 - 2014-03-24 5:38 PM The dude looks like he has a strong and unpleasant odor
Does he have teeth? |
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Location: Midwest | Southtxponygirl - 2014-03-24 5:39 PM
barrelracr131 - 2014-03-24 5:38 PM The dude looks like he has a strong and unpleasant odor
Does he have teeth?
it's possible, but his mouth is closed in the picture
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Location: Midwest | Southtxponygirl - 2014-03-24 5:30 PM
sorrel horse ranch - 2014-03-24 5:29 PM Whiteboy - 2014-03-24 5:23 PM LRQHS - 2014-03-24 4:41 PM Southtxponygirl - 2014-03-24 4:40 PM Sounds like the perve that works at our Tractors Supply store here in town. Is his name Gary?
read the name out loud ;) |
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Location: Under The Big Sky Of Texas | barrelracr131 - 2014-03-24 5:46 PM Southtxponygirl - 2014-03-24 5:39 PM barrelracr131 - 2014-03-24 5:38 PM The dude looks like he has a strong and unpleasant odor Does he have teeth? it's possible, but his mouth is closed in the picture he looks a bit stoned, and what's left of his gray hair is very wild.
Could this be him?
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Location: Under The Big Sky Of Texas | barrelracr131 - 2014-03-24 5:47 PM Southtxponygirl - 2014-03-24 5:30 PM sorrel horse ranch - 2014-03-24 5:29 PM Whiteboy - 2014-03-24 5:23 PM LRQHS - 2014-03-24 4:41 PM Southtxponygirl - 2014-03-24 4:40 PM Sounds like the perve that works at our Tractors Supply store here in town. Is his name Gary? read the name out loud ; )
Ohhhh noooo,,,,,,,, I got it I got it |
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| Southtxponygirl - 2014-03-24 5:52 PM barrelracr131 - 2014-03-24 5:47 PM Southtxponygirl - 2014-03-24 5:30 PM sorrel horse ranch - 2014-03-24 5:29 PM Whiteboy - 2014-03-24 5:23 PM LRQHS - 2014-03-24 4:41 PM Southtxponygirl - 2014-03-24 4:40 PM Sounds like the perve that works at our Tractors Supply store here in town. Is his name Gary? read the name out loud ; )
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Location: Under The Big Sky Of Texas | Whiteboy - 2014-03-24 5:55 PM Southtxponygirl - 2014-03-24 5:52 PM barrelracr131 - 2014-03-24 5:47 PM Southtxponygirl - 2014-03-24 5:30 PM sorrel horse ranch - 2014-03-24 5:29 PM Whiteboy - 2014-03-24 5:23 PM LRQHS - 2014-03-24 4:41 PM Southtxponygirl - 2014-03-24 4:40 PM Sounds like the perve that works at our Tractors Supply store here in town. Is his name Gary? read the name out loud ; )
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Location: British Columbia | Itsme - 2014-03-24 5:05 PM
Whatever you do, DO NOT create an add in the "men searching for men" asking for pics sent to his number...
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Location: Midwest | Itsme - 2014-03-24 6:05 PM
Whatever you do, DO NOT create an add in the "men searching for men" asking for pics sent to his number...
do this, but put down the number of someone you are not super fond of. LOL |
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I too like missroselee's idea of giving him a choice between 12 guage or a .45...I think .38 Special might be kind of scary too. 
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Location: British Columbia | barrelracr131 - 2014-03-24 5:37 PM
Itsme - 2014-03-24 6:05 PM
Whatever you do, DO NOT create an add in the "men searching for men" asking for pics sent to his number...
do this, but put down the number of someone you are not super fond of. LOL
My boss and I were going to do this but put an ad up saying we were looking for only french speaking electricians and leave our hiring managers office number. |
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Location: SE KS | Ok, new idea for you!! Go to Home Depot, Lowe's or the local lumber yard, surely they have a bulletin board or an employee who can refer you to a "professional" non scary handyman!!!
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | lhighquality - 2014-03-25 9:05 AM Ok, new idea for you!! Go to Home Depot, Lowe's or the local lumber yard, surely they have a bulletin board or an employee who can refer you to a "professional" non scary handyman!!!
Did you give me the Craigslist idea???? I can't remember who it was. That was the worst advise EVER lol. I had to block his phone number this morning. Bright and early I get a text, "Good morning, pretty lady."
I'm not sure who he is and how he knows if I'm pretty or not, but he's a tad creepy. Thank goodness for Mr. Number, the free app that let's you block stalker's. |
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | angelica - 2014-03-25 9:21 AM We hired a handyman and he ended up getting arrested and didn't get a chance to finish the job he was doing. He actually had the nerve to call my husband from jail and ask him to bail him out! So be very careful who you hire!!
Who knew finding a handyman would be so difficult? It's ridiculous. |
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Location: Midwest | angelica - 2014-03-25 9:21 AM
We hired a handyman and he ended up getting arrested and didn't get a chance to finish the job he was doing. He actually had the nerve to call my husband from jail and ask him to bail him out! So be very careful who you hire!!
well at least you didn't have to pay him LMAO
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Location: In a happy place | LRQHS - 2014-03-25 9:11 AM lhighquality - 2014-03-25 9:05 AM Ok, new idea for you!! Go to Home Depot, Lowe's or the local lumber yard, surely they have a bulletin board or an employee who can refer you to a "professional" non scary handyman!!! Did you give me the Craigslist idea???? I can't remember who it was. That was the worst advise EVER lol. I had to block his phone number this morning. Bright and early I get a text, "Good morning, pretty lady."
I'm not sure who he is and how he knows if I'm pretty or not, but he's a tad creepy. Thank goodness for Mr. Number, the free app that let's you block stalker's.
Well I'm sure he can tell how pretty you are by the words you use!!!!!!!! |
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Location: In a happy place | Are you sure you didn't put this ad under the Craiglist sex section? Seriously though have you thought about the medical student that was finding young women on Craigslist and murdering them. Me doesn't think you should have done this. Hope those chiwawas and Pit Bull can keep him at bay! |
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | sorrel horse ranch - 2014-03-25 11:53 AM LRQHS - 2014-03-25 9:11 AM lhighquality - 2014-03-25 9:05 AM Ok, new idea for you!! Go to Home Depot, Lowe's or the local lumber yard, surely they have a bulletin board or an employee who can refer you to a "professional" non scary handyman!!! Did you give me the Craigslist idea???? I can't remember who it was. That was the worst advise EVER lol. I had to block his phone number this morning. Bright and early I get a text, "Good morning, pretty lady."
I'm not sure who he is and how he knows if I'm pretty or not, but he's a tad creepy. Thank goodness for Mr. Number, the free app that let's you block stalker's.
ohhhhhh lol.....that must be it lol. |
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Location: The barn...where else? SW Missouri | Southtxponygirl - 2014-03-24 5:29 PM CYA Ranch - 2014-03-24 5:26 PM Southtxponygirl - 2014-03-24 4:40 PM Sounds like the perve that works at our Tractors Supply store here in town. Is his name Gary?
This creep is married and an old man and love's the young girls.
Creepers must love working in feed stores. Lol. I switched where I buy feed a while back due to this dilemma. |
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Location: SE KS | LRQHS - 2014-03-25 9:11 AM
lhighquality - 2014-03-25 9:05 AM Ok, new idea for you!! Go to Home Depot, Lowe's or the local lumber yard, surely they have a bulletin board or an employee who can refer you to a "professional" non scary handyman!!!
Did you give me the Craigslist idea???? I can't remember who it was. That was the worst advise EVER lol. I had to block his phone number this morning. Bright and early I get a text, "Good morning, pretty lady."
I'm not sure who he is and how he knows if I'm pretty or not, but he's a tad creepy. Thank goodness for Mr. Number, the free app that let's you block stalker's.
I don't think so, as I wouldn't of used Craigslist for that kind of ad!! lol So I wouldn't have suggested it for you or anyone else!!
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | sorrel horse ranch - 2014-03-25 11:58 AM Are you sure you didn't put this ad under the Craiglist sex section? Seriously though have you thought about the medical student that was finding young women on Craigslist and murdering them. Me doesn't think you should have done this. Hope those chiwawas and Pit Bull can keep him at bay!
I removed it this morning. I just want my blasted tiller fixed lol.....I have stuff to till up.
I'm not very scared of him to be honest. If he really wants to come for me he can just come on and give it his best shot. I'm ready. He may just meet someone a little crazier than him...... |
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | sorrel horse ranch - 2014-03-25 12:00 PM I'll quit posting here in a minute. Do you know a realtor in your area? They are in the business to know a creditable handyman.
Did not think of that. Good idea. I will look in to it. Thanks :) |
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | lhighquality - 2014-03-25 12:01 PM LRQHS - 2014-03-25 9:11 AM lhighquality - 2014-03-25 9:05 AM Ok, new idea for you!! Go to Home Depot, Lowe's or the local lumber yard, surely they have a bulletin board or an employee who can refer you to a "professional" non scary handyman!!! Did you give me the Craigslist idea???? I can't remember who it was. That was the worst advise EVER lol. I had to block his phone number this morning. Bright and early I get a text, "Good morning, pretty lady."
I'm not sure who he is and how he knows if I'm pretty or not, but he's a tad creepy. Thank goodness for Mr. Number, the free app that let's you block stalker's. I don't think so, as I wouldn't of used Craigslist for that kind of ad!! lol So I wouldn't have suggested it for you or anyone else!!
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lhighquality - 2014-03-25 12:01 PM LRQHS - 2014-03-25 9:11 AM lhighquality - 2014-03-25 9:05 AM Ok, new idea for you!! Go to Home Depot, Lowe's or the local lumber yard, surely they have a bulletin board or an employee who can refer you to a "professional" non scary handyman!!! Did you give me the Craigslist idea???? I can't remember who it was. That was the worst advise EVER lol. I had to block his phone number this morning. Bright and early I get a text, "Good morning, pretty lady."
I'm not sure who he is and how he knows if I'm pretty or not, but he's a tad creepy. Thank goodness for Mr. Number, the free app that let's you block stalker's. I don't think so, as I wouldn't of used Craigslist for that kind of ad!! lol So I wouldn't have suggested it for you or anyone else!!
I gotta say this .... THANK YOU for the awesome entertainment !!! Let us know if you actually find a good handyman! |
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Location: Somewhere in the middle of nowhere | LRQHS - 2014-03-25 11:02 AM sorrel horse ranch - 2014-03-25 11:58 AM Are you sure you didn't put this ad under the Craiglist sex section? Seriously though have you thought about the medical student that was finding young women on Craigslist and murdering them. Me doesn't think you should have done this. Hope those chiwawas and Pit Bull can keep him at bay! I removed it this morning. I just want my blasted tiller fixed lol.....I have stuff to till up.
I'm not very scared of him to be honest. If he really wants to come for me he can just come on and give it his best shot. I'm ready. He may just meet someone a little crazier than him......
If you are just needing a tiller fixed, can't you take it to a small engine repair or lawn mower shop...that's what we do. Especially since we don't like visitors. |
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | nmeastplains - 2014-03-25 2:44 PM LRQHS - 2014-03-25 11:02 AM sorrel horse ranch - 2014-03-25 11:58 AM Are you sure you didn't put this ad under the Craiglist sex section? Seriously though have you thought about the medical student that was finding young women on Craigslist and murdering them. Me doesn't think you should have done this. Hope those chiwawas and Pit Bull can keep him at bay! I removed it this morning. I just want my blasted tiller fixed lol.....I have stuff to till up.
I'm not very scared of him to be honest. If he really wants to come for me he can just come on and give it his best shot. I'm ready. He may just meet someone a little crazier than him......
Oh, no, it's a lot more. I think I have someone to fix the tiller now though. I have about 10 projects that need work.....from my trailer lights to the lawnmower string snapped. My tailgate won't open, because I loaded a round bale in the back of my truck and hit it with the lift. Then, driving down the road during our ice storm, my tail light to my truck just fell out. It's duct taped right now. I have a wall outlet that needs to be fixed in some way. It's not acting right. I have a few other things too....and some manual labor, if I find a real go getter lol. |
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Location: Somewhere in the middle of nowhere | LRQHS - 2014-03-25 1:55 PM nmeastplains - 2014-03-25 2:44 PM LRQHS - 2014-03-25 11:02 AM sorrel horse ranch - 2014-03-25 11:58 AM Are you sure you didn't put this ad under the Craiglist sex section? Seriously though have you thought about the medical student that was finding young women on Craigslist and murdering them. Me doesn't think you should have done this. Hope those chiwawas and Pit Bull can keep him at bay! I removed it this morning. I just want my blasted tiller fixed lol.....I have stuff to till up.
I'm not very scared of him to be honest. If he really wants to come for me he can just come on and give it his best shot. I'm ready. He may just meet someone a little crazier than him......
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A Somebody to Everybody
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Location: Under The Big Sky Of Texas | You need to find some highschool boy that needs to make some extra money to come and work around your place. I wonder if you could call a highschool and ask if they have some working program for the highschool boys.
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| Too bad you dont have a nice little colt to barter... |
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | Itsme - 2014-03-25 6:18 PM
Too bad you dont have a nice little colt to barter...
Wut lol? Is that all I need? |
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 Toy Story Fanatic
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Location: Oregon | Yeah I am with the one above on a high school kid. Talk to the ag teacher at your local HS, or an FFA Leader. Maybe you can get some help with some of the farm things. Or maybe even a community college. Good luck! Thanks for the warning on Craigslist-BWAHAHAHA!!! Princess, |
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Total Germophobe
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Location: Montana | Oh LRQHS...I found someone for you...on Craigslist! All you have to do is convince him to come to LA. No need to thank me! 
http://missoula.craigslist.org/grd/4371452612.html
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) |
That's about right lol......he's in freaking Missoula....where ever that is???
PS.....I have searched for high school workers too.......the children do not want to work...AT ALL. Not even for cash..... |
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Total Germophobe
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Location: Montana | LRQHS - 2014-03-27 12:11 PM That's about right lol......he's in freaking Missoula....where ever that is???
PS.....I have searched for high school workers too.......the children do not want to work...AT ALL. Not even for cash.....
Sounds like here...no one wants to work even for money. We've tried to hire snow shoveling help and they only show up when there is maybe an inch of snow or less.
Missoula is on the very west edge of Montana...less than 100 miles from the Idaho border...but if anyone could convice someone to go all the way to Louisiana, you could.  |
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | lol...I sure appreciate your efforts.
Oh, I forgot to tell you guys, lmao.....I drove home from work Tuesday, got out of my truck, slammed the door and the WHOLE SIDE GLASS of the back seat window just fell out on to the ground. Just popped out lol.....I tried putting it back in.......that was not happening.......so, guess what??? Yep, that is right. I duct taped it back in too......so, now I have a tail light duct taped in place and a window, one with gray and one with blue duct tape.......it's very classy lol......so, my handyman has something else added to his list now.....
Edited by LRQHS 2014-03-27 1:24 PM
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | That's probably why I can't find a decent boyfriend either lol.....they show up and my crib and see all the crap that needs to be fixed and just get back in their truck lmao....... |
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A Somebody to Everybody
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Location: Under The Big Sky Of Texas | LRQHS - 2014-03-27 1:23 PM lol...I sure appreciate your efforts.
Oh, I forgot to tell you guys, lmao.....I drove home from work Tuesday, got out of my truck, slammed the door and the WHOLE SIDE GLASS of the back seat window just fell out on to the ground. Just popped out lol.....I tried putting it back in.......that was not happening.......so, guess what??? Yep, that is right. I duct taped it back in too......so, now I have a tail light duct taped in place and a window, one with gray and one with blue duct tape.......it's very classy lol......so, my handyman has something else added to his list now.....
I think I would be making a Honey to do list for boyfriend now,,,LOL... If you lived close by I would tell you to bring the truck over so my hubby could fix all your little problems with it. Go buy duck tape to match the color of your truck. There some pretty colors now. |
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | Southtxponygirl - 2014-03-27 1:28 PM LRQHS - 2014-03-27 1:23 PM lol...I sure appreciate your efforts.
Oh, I forgot to tell you guys, lmao.....I drove home from work Tuesday, got out of my truck, slammed the door and the WHOLE SIDE GLASS of the back seat window just fell out on to the ground. Just popped out lol.....I tried putting it back in.......that was not happening.......so, guess what??? Yep, that is right. I duct taped it back in too......so, now I have a tail light duct taped in place and a window, one with gray and one with blue duct tape.......it's very classy lol......so, my handyman has something else added to his list now..... I think I would be making a Honey to do list for boyfriend now,,,LOL... If you lived close by I would tell you to bring the truck over so my hubby could fix all your little problems with it. Go buy duck tape to match the color of your truck. There some pretty colors now.
Boyfriend hasn't been sighted since the tail light popped out lol......he keeps using the, "I only have 7 fingers excuse." It's getting old lol.....I'm on the prowl for a good 10 fingered man now. |
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Total Germophobe
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Location: Montana | LRQHS - 2014-03-27 12:23 PM lol...I sure appreciate your efforts.
Oh, I forgot to tell you guys, lmao.....I drove home from work Tuesday, got out of my truck, slammed the door and the WHOLE SIDE GLASS of the back seat window just fell out on to the ground. Just popped out lol.....I tried putting it back in.......that was not happening.......so, guess what??? Yep, that is right. I duct taped it back in too......so, now I have a tail light duct taped in place and a window, one with gray and one with blue duct tape.......it's very classy lol......so, my handyman has something else added to his list now.....
Shoot, LRQHS, if you were around her I would know tons of people to help get things on your truck fixed, but alas that is not the case and they don't travel that far.
Southtxponygirl is right, though...they do make some pretty colored Duck tapes now! |
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | Thought I found one yesterday. Took my horses to a breaker/trainer and he is HOTTTTT! Has all his fingers, nice, straight, white teeth......
But, sadly, the Dream Crusher, Alison Tebbens, informed me that he is married......so, now I feel like a pervert for eyeballing someone else's husband....... |
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Location: In The Snow, AZ | Your boyfriend has 7 fingers? |
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A Somebody to Everybody
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Location: Under The Big Sky Of Texas | ~BINGO~ - 2014-03-27 1:41 PM Your boyfriend has 7 fingers?
Ha ha ha ha ,,, I was thinking the same thing, but didnt want to say anything |
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | ~BINGO~ - 2014-03-27 1:41 PM Your boyfriend has 7 fingers?
Well, there are 3 little half nubs where the fingers used to be......sooooooo, technically, he has 8 1/2 fingers lol. |
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | Yes, the GREAT MOVIE SET BUILDING CARPENTER, ran his hand through a table saw on the set of Heat........so, remember that when you're watching that movie lol........and, see if you can spot the three little finger nubs he whacked off on the ground somewhere lol! |
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Serious Snap Trapper
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Location: In The Snow, AZ | LRQHS - 2014-03-27 11:43 AM ~BINGO~ - 2014-03-27 1:41 PM Your boyfriend has 7 fingers? Well, there are 3 little half nubs where the fingers used to be......sooooooo, technically, he has 8 1/2 fingers lol.
Poor guy. He's with a gal who probably makes fun of his 8 1/2 fingers.... or lack of the other 1 1/2. I bet it looks cool when he picks his nose. Come on, they all pick it. |
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | ~BINGO~ - 2014-03-27 1:49 PM LRQHS - 2014-03-27 11:43 AM ~BINGO~ - 2014-03-27 1:41 PM Your boyfriend has 7 fingers? Well, there are 3 little half nubs where the fingers used to be......sooooooo, technically, he has 8 1/2 fingers lol.
Oh, yeah, poor dude.....lol........I doubt he notices I'm picking at him.....afterall, he wasn't smart enough to pull his hand out of the blade after it went through the first finger......nope, not him, took 3 fingers before he realized what was happening.... lol. |
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Location: Somewhere in the middle of nowhere | I thought long about your situation, you need as ad that states:
Looking for a good handyman that is skilled with his hands and capable of fulling many duties including stringing my mower, greasing my tailgate and a few other manual labor projects.
Okay, its just the start to an ad..... |
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Serious Snap Trapper
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Location: In The Snow, AZ | LRQHS - 2014-03-27 11:52 AM ~BINGO~ - 2014-03-27 1:49 PM LRQHS - 2014-03-27 11:43 AM ~BINGO~ - 2014-03-27 1:41 PM Your boyfriend has 7 fingers? Well, there are 3 little half nubs where the fingers used to be......sooooooo, technically, he has 8 1/2 fingers lol.
OMGoodness. That sounds awful. Delayed reaction. Ask him if he wants prosthetics.... |
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | nmeastplains - 2014-03-27 1:55 PM I thought long about your situation, you need as ad that states:
Looking for a good handyman that is skilled with his hands and capable of fulling many duties including stringing my mower, greasing my tailgate and a few other manual labor projects.
Okay, its just the start to an ad.....
bahahahahahaha......Nooooooo!!!! lol.... |
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | ~BINGO~ - 2014-03-27 1:55 PM LRQHS - 2014-03-27 11:52 AM ~BINGO~ - 2014-03-27 1:49 PM LRQHS - 2014-03-27 11:43 AM ~BINGO~ - 2014-03-27 1:41 PM Your boyfriend has 7 fingers? Well, there are 3 little half nubs where the fingers used to be......sooooooo, technically, he has 8 1/2 fingers lol.
Oh, heck no, he's already milked this for a year now......
Funny thing lol.....he has an insurance policy that insures his hands and fingers......it would give him $25,000 per finger if he amputated one......so, he's thinking, I'm rich! Hell, he probably let his 2nd and 3rd finger get sawed on for that money......well, it's just the tips basically. He's been through around 8 surgeries now and can't collect his amputation money, because they patched his little boneless nubs up and won't say they were amputated lmao........
Now, top that sad story people lol! |
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | All the while, he's been sitting on the couch, drinking beer and eating all day......he's the 7 fingered Pillsbury Dough Boy now......and, no one is fixing my crap! |
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A Somebody to Everybody
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Location: Under The Big Sky Of Texas | nmeastplains - 2014-03-27 1:55 PM I thought long about your situation, you need as ad that states:
Looking for a good handyman that is skilled with his hands and capable of fulling many duties including stringing my mower, greasing my tailgate and a few other manual labor projects.
Okay, its just the start to an ad.....
Now thats good |
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Location: on a hill | LRQHS - 2014-03-27 1:23 PM
lol...I sure appreciate your efforts.
Oh, I forgot to tell you guys, lmao.....I drove home from work Tuesday, got out of my truck, slammed the door and the WHOLE SIDE GLASS of the back seat window just fell out on to the ground. Just popped out lol.....I tried putting it back in.......that was not happening.......so, guess what??? Yep, that is right. I duct taped it back in too......so, now I have a tail light duct taped in place and a window, one with gray and one with blue duct tape.......it's very classy lol......so, my handyman has something else added to his list now.....
Sorry but im Lmao you don't need a handyman, you need a new truck. |
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | pabarrelracer - 2014-03-27 2:28 PM LRQHS - 2014-03-27 1:23 PM lol...I sure appreciate your efforts.
Oh, I forgot to tell you guys, lmao.....I drove home from work Tuesday, got out of my truck, slammed the door and the WHOLE SIDE GLASS of the back seat window just fell out on to the ground. Just popped out lol.....I tried putting it back in.......that was not happening.......so, guess what??? Yep, that is right. I duct taped it back in too......so, now I have a tail light duct taped in place and a window, one with gray and one with blue duct tape.......it's very classy lol......so, my handyman has something else added to his list now..... Sorry but im Lmao you don't need a handyman, you need a new truck.
I need a Sugar Daddy to buy me a new truck lol. |
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That's White "Man" to You
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| pabarrelracer - 2014-03-27 2:28 PM LRQHS - 2014-03-27 1:23 PM lol...I sure appreciate your efforts.
Oh, I forgot to tell you guys, lmao.....I drove home from work Tuesday, got out of my truck, slammed the door and the WHOLE SIDE GLASS of the back seat window just fell out on to the ground. Just popped out lol.....I tried putting it back in.......that was not happening.......so, guess what??? Yep, that is right. I duct taped it back in too......so, now I have a tail light duct taped in place and a window, one with gray and one with blue duct tape.......it's very classy lol......so, my handyman has something else added to his list now..... Sorry but im Lmao you don't need a handyman, you need a new truck.
Touche! |
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | My new Craigslist ad:
Wanted:
Sugar Daddy.....fingers optional. |
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A Somebody to Everybody
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Location: Under The Big Sky Of Texas | Tell me the color of your truck so I can see if I can find that duck tape that will match. Lol |
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A Somebody to Everybody
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Location: Under The Big Sky Of Texas | LRQHS - 2014-03-27 2:31 PM My new Craigslist ad:
Wanted:
Sugar Daddy.....fingers optional.
Now that would get you into more trouble |
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | Southtxponygirl - 2014-03-27 2:33 PM Tell me the color of your truck so I can see if I can find that duck tape that will match. Lol
Ummmmm, I think it's white lol...... |
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | I need some Cheetah stripe or Zebra striped duct tape lol.....I'll pimp my truck out. |
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Serious Snap Trapper
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Location: In The Snow, AZ |  |
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Total Germophobe
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Location: Montana | How about instead of getting a new handyman, you just light a fire under the one you already have (i.e. boyfriend)? |
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) |
I've tried everything....and, I mean everything! He doesn't come around much anymore......I guess I either laughed at him too much or nagged him to death......who knows lol. Relationships are not my strong point lol. Idk why lol  |
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | He probably thinks I'm after the finger money should he ever get it lol. |
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Total Germophobe
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Location: Montana | LRQHS - 2014-03-27 2:09 PM He probably thinks I'm after the finger money should he ever get it lol.
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Location: Kansas | LRQHS - 2014-03-27 3:09 PM He probably thinks I'm after the finger money should he ever get it lol.
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | Lmao....I just had a mental picture of me pulling money out of his 2 fingered hand......he tries to hold on......but jussssssst can't lol.
Edited by LRQHS 2014-03-27 3:48 PM
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Location: Midwest | LRQHS - 2014-03-27 3:47 PM Lmao....I just had a mental picture of me pulling money out of his 2 fingered hand......he tries to hold on......but jussssssst can't lol.
Lmao
well lighting a fire under him won't help. He will just have a burned butt on top of the finger nubs |
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A Somebody to Everybody
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Location: Under The Big Sky Of Texas | barrelracr131 - 2014-03-27 4:07 PM LRQHS - 2014-03-27 3:47 PM Lmao....I just had a mental picture of me pulling money out of his 2 fingered hand......he tries to hold on......but jussssssst can't lol. Lmao
well lighting a fire under him won't help. He will just have a burned butt on top of the finger nubs
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| barrelracr131 - 2014-03-27 4:07 PM
LRQHS - 2014-03-27 3:47 PM Lmao....I just had a mental picture of me pulling money out of his 2 fingered hand......he tries to hold on......but jussssssst can't lol.
Lmao
well lighting a fire under him won't help. He will just have a burned butt on top of the finger nubs
OH snap!!! The mental pictures I have right now ... bahahaahh!!!  |
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Total Germophobe
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Location: Montana | lindseylou2290 - 2014-03-27 5:27 PM barrelracr131 - 2014-03-27 4:07 PM LRQHS - 2014-03-27 3:47 PM Lmao....I just had a mental picture of me pulling money out of his 2 fingered hand......he tries to hold on......but jussssssst can't lol. Lmao
well lighting a fire under him won't help. He will just have a burned butt on top of the finger nubs OH snap!!! The mental pictures I have right now ... bahahaahh!!!
I know, me too! |
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Location: Texas | I have to admit that I look for this thread everyday now!!!! I have laughed my make-up off!!!!!
You ladies make my day. |
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) |
Yay! Happy to make you laugh! |
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | Hmmmmm.....what to talk about.....what to talk about now? Oh, I know, I'm just sitting here at work enjoying a nice big Latte...... |
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Location: Missouri | That's it - Latte. Go buy him, bring him and George home, and get George to be your handyman. Voila. Problem solved! |
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | dianea - 2014-03-28 10:18 AM That's it - Latte. Go buy him, bring him and George home, and get George to be your handyman. Voila. Problem solved!
Genius plan.....pure genius!!! |
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Location: Texas | I have ear plugs for sale to all in the tent city...... |
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