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Funny for the day....
UTAHCANCHASER
Reg. Jul 2004
Posted 2014-04-03 8:56 AM
Subject: Funny for the day....



Party Girl


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 So I live about 15 miles out of town and about 4 miles back on a dirt road.  We live on about 14,000 acres and we do not have any neighbors real close probably 4-5 miles or so and you wouldn't think anyone lived off the road you exit off of on the interstate.

Anyway as I am driving to work this morning I am going under the interstate and there is a car there.  I think the guy was taking a poop or something but I stunned him so bad that he didn't have time to pull his pants up when he went to hide.  Needless to say I got a bare butt shot this morning.

Moral of the story: Just because you are in the middle of nowhere and see a dirt road off the interstate doesn't mean you can pull off to take a dump.  You will most likely get caught.

I think I will break out in laughing fits all day just thinking about....

 
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LRQHS
Reg. Nov 2011
Posted 2014-04-03 9:02 AM
Subject: RE: Funny for the day....


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Dude probably had the runs really bad and couldn't hold it any longer.....he was probably relieved to find a semi-secluded spot in his time of need.......poor dude got busted.


orrrr....he has a wife and 4 daughters all using their one bathroom in the morning.....poor dude can't get any time in there.......all he wanted was a little privacy, under the interstate, reading his American Rifleman magazine........poor dude.


Edited by LRQHS 2014-04-03 9:03 AM
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hoofs_in_motion
Reg. Apr 2011
Posted 2014-04-03 9:07 AM
Subject: RE: Funny for the day....



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LMAO I would of hollared....."hey sexy, break me off a piece of that"

LOL 
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Longneck
Reg. Mar 2004
Posted 2014-04-03 9:17 AM
Subject: RE: Funny for the day....


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That's hilarious!  Feel bad for the guy, but sometimes you just have to go when you have to go!!



Last night I was leaving the Taco Bell drive thru and I saw a guy walking from the side of a Western Sizzlin dumpster.... tucking his shirt in, pulling up his pants, zipping, buttoning and fastening his belt!  I was so freaking shocked!!!  I didn't see what he was "doing", but I know he didn't just whip it out discreetly.   Someone somewhere probably got a show.  Just glad I only caught the aftermath of it!
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Three 4 Luck
Reg. Sep 2003
Posted 2014-04-03 9:24 AM
Subject: RE: Funny for the day....



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I hate when I get caught going potty in a field (or by my barn LOL) by an Ag plane.  They always do the wing wave...thanks for letting me know you saw that.    

I caught a hs guy who was working for us one summer having sex in a tractor.  I was on my horse, so he didn't hear me coming.  Oops.  We were all beet red! 


 
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UTAHCANCHASER
Reg. Jul 2004
Posted 2014-04-03 10:31 AM
Subject: RE: Funny for the day....



Party Girl


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hoofs_in_motion - 2014-04-03 8:07 AM LMAO I would of hollared....."hey sexy, break me off a piece of that"



LOL 

If I wouldn't have been laughing so hard I probably would have taken a picture! 
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