Posted 2014-04-04 9:02 AM Subject: RE: All right.....what's a hen saddle? And, what's riding a hen?
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barrelracr131 - 2014-04-04 8:58 AM
LRQHS - 2014-04-04 8:56 AM I have never seen someone dressing chickens.....or, someone sitting there sewing little chicken clothes....
me either
annndddddd.....chickens are dirty. They poop everywhere. Who's washing these little poopy hen saddles? And, how often? Do they change their little chicken clothes everyday? Somebody needs to call this lady....
Posted 2014-04-04 9:17 AM Subject: RE: All right.....what's a hen saddle? And, what's riding a hen?
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bhahahahaha.....
Me: (walking into the chicken coop with a little chicken dress in my hands, showing it to the chickens) (crazy look in my eyes, feathers floating in the air)
Posted 2014-04-04 9:17 AM Subject: RE: All right.....what's a hen saddle? And, what's riding a hen?
Hungarian Midget Woman
Location: Midwest
LRQHS - 2014-04-04 9:17 AM bhahahahaha.....
Me: (walking into the chicken coop with a little chicken dress in my hands, showing it to the chickens) (crazy look in my eyes, feathers floating in the air)
Posted 2014-04-04 9:19 AM Subject: RE: All right.....what's a hen saddle? And, what's riding a hen?
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barrelracr131 - 2014-04-04 9:17 AM
LRQHS - 2014-04-04 9:17 AM bhahahahaha.....
Me: (walking into the chicken coop with a little chicken dress in my hands, showing it to the chickens) (crazy look in my eyes, feathers floating in the air)
Posted 2014-04-04 9:29 AM Subject: RE: All right.....what's a hen saddle? And, what's riding a hen?
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barrelracr131 - 2014-04-04 9:17 AM
LRQHS - 2014-04-04 9:17 AM bhahahahaha.....
Me: (walking into the chicken coop with a little chicken dress in my hands, showing it to the chickens) (crazy look in my eyes, feathers floating in the air)
Posted 2014-04-04 9:44 AM Subject: RE: All right.....what's a hen saddle? And, what's riding a hen?
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The Origin of Chicken's Secret (chicken lingerie)
Norma Jean was bored with life. Earl no longer stared at her longingly.
One morning, while sitting at the kitchen table, staring across the yard at the hens pecking the earth bare, Norma Jean contimplated where her life was heading. Was she destined to be "That Woman?" The woman with 5 kids pulling on her apron strings? An occasional grunt good morning from Earl on his way out the door to tend the hogs? She wondered if her hens felt the same way.
Norma was very conservative and could barely leaf through the pages of Victoria's Secret without blushing, but, by golly, she had to do something before she lost Earl to the goat. So, Norma hatched a plan. She decided to experiment with her hens. She would sew and dress her hens in sexy little numbers, watching each morning over her 3 cups of coffee which one's the roosters liked best. Finally, after months of hen experimentation and hundreds of little chicklets later, Norma decided to divorce Earl and now runs her multi-billion dollar chicken lingerie franchise. She can now pay men to tell her she's beautiful and service her every need.
Posted 2014-04-04 9:49 AM Subject: RE: All right.....what's a hen saddle? And, what's riding a hen?
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LRQHS - 2014-04-04 9:44 AM
The Origin of Chicken's Secret (chicken lingerie)
Norma Jean was bored with life. Earl no longer stared at her longingly.
One morning, while sitting at the kitchen table, staring across the yard at the hens pecking the earth bare, Norma Jean contimplated where her life was heading. Was she destined to be "That Woman?" The woman with 5 kids pulling on her apron strings? An occasional grunt good morning from Earl on his way out the door to tend the hogs? She wondered if her hens felt the same way.
Norma was very conservative and could barely leaf through the pages of Victoria's Secret without blushing, but, by golly, she had to do something before she lost Earl to the goat. So, Norma hatched a plan. She decided to experiment with her hens. She would sew and dress her hens in sexy little numbers, watching each morning over her 3 cups of coffee which one's the roosters liked best. Finally, after months of hen experimentation and hundreds of little chicklets later, Norma decided to divorce Earl and now runs her multi-billion dollar chicken lingerie franchise. She can now pay men to tell her she's beautiful and service her every need.
Posted 2014-04-04 11:25 AM Subject: RE: All right.....what's a hen saddle? And, what's riding a hen?
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All makes sense if you want to make little saddles, dress the chicken then wash the little saddle. I think someone has way to much time on their hands. Wouldn't it just be easier to fry the rooster!!
Posted 2014-04-04 11:37 AM Subject: RE: All right.....what's a hen saddle? And, what's riding a hen?
Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
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^^^lol Roxie.
Hey, true story, they arrested a dude in Ferriday, LA about 2 maybe 3 years ago for making love to his neighbors chickens........now. I wonder if they were wearing chicken lingerie.....
Posted 2014-04-04 11:42 AM Subject: RE: All right.....what's a hen saddle? And, what's riding a hen?
A Somebody to Everybody
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LRQHS - 2014-04-04 11:37 AM ^^^lol Roxie.
Hey, true story, they arrested a dude in Ferriday, LA about 2 maybe 3 years ago for making love to his neighbors chickens........now. I wonder if they were wearing chicken lingerie.....
LOL, I bet that they were wearing lingerie, hum let me see if I can find a chicken modeling any. Now why would someone want to make tha love with a chicken, it was the lingerie that truned on the dude, other wise he would have been looking for love somewhere else.
Posted 2014-04-04 11:46 AM Subject: RE: All right.....what's a hen saddle? And, what's riding a hen?
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I honestly don't know lol....I've had so many questions that I've wanted to ask that guy for a couple of years now......I fear, I may never get my answers.
Posted 2014-04-04 11:46 AM Subject: RE: All right.....what's a hen saddle? And, what's riding a hen?
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Posts: 1343 Location: Oklahoma
LRQHS - 2014-04-04 11:37 AM ^^^lol Roxie.
Hey, true story, they arrested a dude in Ferriday, LA about 2 maybe 3 years ago for making love to his neighbors chickens........now. I wonder if they were wearing chicken lingerie.....
He must have been sporting a cocktail weenie.......
Posted 2014-04-04 11:47 AM Subject: RE: All right.....what's a hen saddle? And, what's riding a hen?
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Posts: 16390 Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :)
shaunar - 2014-04-04 11:46 AM
LRQHS - 2014-04-04 11:37 AM ^^^lol Roxie.
Hey, true story, they arrested a dude in Ferriday, LA about 2 maybe 3 years ago for making love to his neighbors chickens........now. I wonder if they were wearing chicken lingerie.....
He must have been sporting a cocktail weenie.......
Posted 2014-04-04 11:52 AM Subject: RE: All right.....what's a hen saddle? And, what's riding a hen?
Hungarian Midget Woman
Location: Midwest
LRQHS - 2014-04-04 11:47 AM
shaunar - 2014-04-04 11:46 AM
LRQHS - 2014-04-04 11:37 AM ^^^lol Roxie.
Hey, true story, they arrested a dude in Ferriday, LA about 2 maybe 3 years ago for making love to his neighbors chickens........now. I wonder if they were wearing chicken lingerie.....
He must have been sporting a cocktail weenie.......
That happens to be one of my questions......
I heard the chickens die...
Also, a chicken. Seriously???? They are very smelly, loud, and dirty animals...
All right.....what's a hen saddle? And, what's riding a hen?
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