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Location: Durango CO | What is the most unique, odd, cool, elaborate, etc registered horse names!
My fav's are
Leave The Kid A Roan
A Stitch In Time
Famous Silk Panties
Jess Any Guy |
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| My little gal is Time for Gold N Sun. I could use a little of both!  |
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| My horse has an awful registered name. I think it's dumb.
Coulda Foaled Me
My other one is kind of cool. One Rare One He is sort of odd! |
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Location: Durango CO | Coulda Foaled Me is hilarious! |
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| I have a friend who owns Our Lady of Sorrels.
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| Bad Moon Bully
Full Moon French Kiss
Shoot Yeah Ima Lil Devil
Bunny Be Quick
Moon Devil Dash
Zoom Zoom Perks
Time To Cooke
Dont Go Easy |
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| I like unique names. Here are some of the foals that we've raised:
Areallyfasthorse
Letta Lady Do It
Red Solo Cup
Ah Dee Ohs
Secret Fantasies
Likeyou Onlyprettier
Most of the horses we've bought have pretty common names, but my husband and SIL had a couple of horses growing up named Boogie Feet (and it totally fits him) and Jokes On Ya (a solid paint).
I saw a horse for sale named Big Booty Trudy, and I love that name. I started calling my mare that, it just kind of rolls off your tongue! |
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Location: Northern CA | The cow horse world has so many, a recent one I have seen... "One Smart Little Tucker". My absolute favorite is "Quityerbellyachin" of course it was a Pepto baby :-)
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Location: Lala Land | Getyourrocksoff.... I think should be headed to the track next year |
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Location: Buffalo, Wyoming | We used to run chariot horses and we had 2 horses we had hooked together were IOE Cash and Night Job. The announcer would also make fun of them.
Right now we have one named I'm Still Special, Let's Buck Up and Better B Good YL. |
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Location: lone star state | My old horse was Colonel Fuddrucker |
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Location: Deep South | halter_ego - 2014-04-04 12:39 PM The cow horse world has so many, a recent one I have seen... "One Smart Little Tucker". My absolute favorite is "Quityerbellyachin" of course it was a Pepto baby :-)
So Cute!!!! |
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Posts: 4847
Location: Opelousas, LA | Bridled Lightnin
Stockins and Stillettos
Toole N Round
I loved those names, can't take credit for them because someone else named them, we just got to train them, all fast mares too. |
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| Mine 3 fun ones:
Blondes Are Wild
Blondes Get Lucky
Miss New Booty |
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Location: NE Texas | Actions Peak Louder is my 4 YO that I named.
Miss Eldorado Pkwy is my 3 YO....apparenlty she was born on a place on Eldorado Pkwy. LOL
I love coming up with unique names and when I think of one I write it down for future use. |
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| Ones we have had:
Draft Beer
Margaritaontherocks
Barcardi Twist
For Petes Sake (he was a solid paint)
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Location: Northern CA | bowersk - 2014-04-04 11:12 AM
Ones we have had:
Draft Beer
Margaritaontherocks
Barcardi Twist
For Petes Sake (he was a solid paint)
My good 4 year old is named "Genuine Bud Lite". Ughh, definitely not my favorite name. |
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Location: Adopt a homeless pet - www.petfinder.com! | My new gelding is Pimped Out Dually. |
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Location: North Dakota | I've got a bad one:
CK Grey Meatball
Apparently they let their really young niece name a colt. I guess that year she picked "Meatball". **slaps foreheard** I really, really strongly considered changing his registered name when I bought him. |
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Location: Bandera, TX | I own Shootin' Wicked and Wicked Perscription.  |
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Location: Central Texas | Some of the ones I have had-
He Knows I Know
Gracious Legacy
Major Gift
Most Peppy Stinger
Shining Ruby |
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| My mare has an odd registered name, personally I'm not a fan and its getting changed.
Sucka Punch |
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Location: Okla | Molly Red Dog
Wrong Way Shamrock
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Location: Washington | Ima Busy Ditch
Foolish Color (Solid Paint born April 1st)
Way too Cool |
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| I had a colt that was born and was not breathing.. It was 10 ish.. and we had been having a few evening cocktails and one of the guys that was there decided to try to give him "CPR"
Well.... that colt literally shot up when he got the first hit of that breath of Gin.
So we named him Ninety Proof. :) |
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| I named a filly Lies N Lipstick. That was 3 years ago and I still love it. |
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Location: North of the 49th Parallel | I had a really nice WP horse named Gotta Get A Look. |
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Posts: 3106
Location: North Dakota | I have a couple
Dashing SKy High - my friend who named him still apologizes
One of the guys
I love Rockin Roll = I think this would have been cool to hear someone call his name and play the tune during a run.
The worst one I ever rode
Diamond Joe Uncle----what?? really? that's as good as you can get. Could have just called him sorrelly and that would have been better. I always thought it was a fake name. |
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Location: Opelousas, LA | LMS - 2014-04-04 2:36 PM I have a couple
Dashing SKy High - my friend who named him still apologizes
One of the guys
I love Rockin Roll = I think this would have been cool to hear someone call his name and play the tune during a run.
The worst one I ever rode
Diamond Joe Uncle----what?? really? that's as good as you can get. Could have just called him sorrelly and that would have been better. I always thought it was a fake name.
Thats not THAT bad. Dumpy Rice and Happy Hooves is bad, lol! |
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Location: MI | Lol, I'm going to win this one! Years ago I went to TX on a Appaloosa shopping spree. I needed 6 horses for various clients. I went to a rodeo just outside of Denton and there was a gorgeous bay blanketed gelding there that the kids were riding around double and triple on. Once the rodeo started the wife ran barrels on him and the husband roped heels on him. I asked if horse was for sale. Husband said he got harassed a lot about riding a App and that husband was better header than he was heeler and App wasnt big enough to head off of. Said his kids would be crushed if he sold him. I told him I'd be there til end of rodeo and to think about it and let me know. During the bull riding he come walking up with 3 crying children in tow. Said he would sell, we agreed on a price and then I asked his name, was told Pete and he had no papers. Luckily Apps let you register geldings and spayed mares with unknown parenteage, as long as they meet the color requirements since the won't be joining the genetic pool. The kids made me promise I wouldnt change his name as they said he knew his name and would come when called. He did! When I went to register him I thought of obvious "Pete" names like Peter Rabbit and For Petes Sake. Cuz he was a gelding I registered him as Peter NoToole. I sold him to a client that needed something as broke and steady as him. You should have heard the announcers at shows when they would announce his name for the 1st time! I also bought a unregistered yearling in that same trip by Sundown Q. When got him home and started playing with him, he was dumb as a box of rocks. I named him Sum Dum Q. |
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| My five year old is named See Ya At The Bar. I also have my retired gelding named King of Denial. My friend thinks of some pretty cute names for her babies, she's who I bought the five year old from.  |
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Location: Gainesville, TX | I want to name one: Gray Sky Morning or Old Time RockNRoll |
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Location: Canada | Major Tropical itch.... Yup not making that one up. Poor horse. |
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Location: west of East Texas | My absolutely stunning, gorgeous, striking, eye-catching, deep golden palomino with lots of chrome, 'if Barbie had a horse - this would be it' mare was registered as "Geraldine Jewel" |
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| Some my sister, daughter and I have named.
Tyroan Shoelaces (red roan)
Smoking with Willie (a little Gunsmoke bred gelding)
Smashed Spotless (sold paint out of Easily Smashed Daughter)
Drest To The Nines (flashy stocking legged son of Ninety-Nine Goldmine)
Jess Say I Won't (Spit Curl Jess daughter)
On A Contact High (out of an On A High daughter)
Drive Bye Scootin (Brick Bye Brick X Bubba Scoots daughter)
Working On A Neon Tan (palomino)
just off the top of my head at the end of a very long work day
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Location: Oregon | Skippin N Win N
Shes a Model T Fox
Those are the two fun ones we have in our barn. the rest are just boring.
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Location: Mississippi | I didn't personally own the horse but someone I knew rode him.
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| I named my colt " Turn EM Tight MO" after mike ohara who is the guy that gave him to me
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Location: Texas | Dirty Pirate Hooker
Tortus Bunky Bars
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Location: Kansas | I saw a race horse name Onoitsmymotherinlaw.....not even kidding you LOL |
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Location: Somewhere in the middle of nowhere | There is a little cutting mare named My Other Toys a Car
I had a nice little gelding in High School named Mr. Ortega, he was out of Sail on Bunny and Payer Way |
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Location: Buffalo, Wyoming | I bought a horse off of here about 8-10 years ago. His name was Grey Willie....
My good mare was named by a younger girl... Sugar Cookie Dough.
I also have a mare back home that we owned both her mom and dad. My grandpa had never gotten a buckskin of his own and we finally got one. He gave her to me and said name her.. Me being young came up with a name that I still regret to this day. Barrel Racers Dream.... |
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| I have three that I love! Fast French Floozie(Guys Boon Bar x Sheza Sharp) Boot Scootn Bully, and Okie Dokie Bully.
One of my all time favorites is "hey ho olena" |
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| UTAHCANCHASER - 2014-04-04 4:12 PM I bought a horse off of here about 8-10 years ago. His name was Grey Willie....
My good mare was named by a younger girl... Sugar Cookie Dough.
I also have a mare back home that we owned both her mom and dad. My grandpa had never gotten a buckskin of his own and we finally got one. He gave her to me and said name her.. Me being young came up with a name that I still regret to this day. Barrel Racers Dream....
I once had a gelding names Slick Willey Reb. Another one of my favorites was Haulin Ash. |
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Location: Smack Dab in the Middle | I have a mare that was named by 4 young kids...ThisMickeysNotAMouse, and I HATE it.
I have her younger sister, whom I got to name. She ended up Mia Goa Runnin, but I kinda wish I'd have gotten my second name choice: Mia Needa Margarita. I was apparently a tad stressed the day I was filling out her papers. I put it down second because I figured my mom would freak if I named her that, but she actually liked it. |
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Location: Under The Big Sky Of Texas | I had one named Paps Playing, call him Player. But Paps Playing, uggggg, Reminded me of Pap Smear, lol  |
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| Hulk Smash is my Geldings name. He got the barn name "Throttle" during training. |
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Location: Tx | This is my current fav- They Say Im Cool
My previous fav- Leta Lady Charge It
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| I love "He will Reign" Thought! |
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Location: the high desert | lol, some of these names. The only funny one i can think of right now is Hooters and Beer. |
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Location: Sweet Home Alabama | Big Booty Trudy cracks me up every time. 
But maybe I'm just immature..... |
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Location: NC | Mines BNF frenchgoldengirl which is always a nice long name to say. |
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Location: Way up North | I realllly really want someone to name a barrel horse or race horse "Release The Kraken" because I desperately want to hear it announced  |
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| HAd a friend name one. Time To Drag. |
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Location: In the land of peanuts and cotton | My best friend has a horse that's AQHA registered name is Group Hug
Allan Jackson had a song that I can't remember the name of but he kept singing There's a Bug in my margarita. When I heard it the first time I looked at daddy and told him that would be a horses registers name. so ever since I've always said I wanted to breed to Bug in my Frosty and name the baby Bug in my Margarita or if that's taken Bug in my Limearita.
If my mare caught were naming the baby Riding on Angels Wings. After my mare Angel.
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Location: Stephenville, TX | There was a BB on here who had a horse named Little Lasso. I think it was their board name too. Love it! |
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| Ashton94 - 2014-04-04 5:48 PM
Big Booty Trudy cracks me up every time.
But maybe I'm just immature.....
You're not alone - it makes me giggle too!
I've always thought a great name for a race horse would be "heels to you" :) |
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Location: In the land of peanuts and cotton | RockinGR - 2014-04-04 4:24 PM
I have a mare that was named by 4 young kids...ThisMickeysNotAMouse, and I HATE it.
I have her younger sister, whom I got to name. She ended up Mia Goa Runnin, but I kinda wish I'd have gotten my second name choice: Mia Needa Margarita. I was apparently a tad stressed the day I was filling out her papers. I put it down second because I figured my mom would freak if I named her that, but she actually liked it.
I've seen you run somewhere because I remember ThisMickeysNotAMouse. I thought it was hilarious. |
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Location: In the land of peanuts and cotton | Barnmom - 2014-04-04 2:44 PM
LMS - 2014-04-04 2:36 PM I have a couple
Dashing SKy High - my friend who named him still apologizes
One of the guys
I love Rockin Roll = I think this would have been cool to hear someone call his name and play the tune during a run.
The worst one I ever rode
Diamond Joe Uncle----what?? really? that's as good as you can get. Could have just called him sorrelly and that would have been better. I always thought it was a fake name.
Thats not THAT bad. Dumpy Rice and Happy Hooves is bad, lol!
My best friends horse fits right in with yours..... Group Hug |
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Location: Deep South | I saw a TB named WhoIsJohnGalt the same week I finished the book Atlas Shrugged. Thought that was awesome.
I was just browsing through ads on FB and I kid you not, there is one listed named Velveeta Juice.....
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Location: Pa | My 2 are: Time to Bug Lena, not the greatest. I didn't name him, but that horse is my heart and I love his breeding. My coming 3 yr old: Daddy is Me and My Bad Self, momma is Quanah Leah, so the name I came up with is, I Don't Quanah Be Bad |
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| I knew a horse named
Pain in the Ashe
and a WP stud i always loved the name of is
I Only Date Models
a friend of mine tried to register her horse as Sofa King but they turned her down haha. |
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Location: Living in my Promised Land | My wonderful mare was named Pocket change for chair. She is a gd of On the Money Red, so I renamed her Just Enough Money |
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Location: Too Far North | I have a mare who was a race horse and has a very appropriate name:
See Ya Later Boys, SI 99
another mare I have has a cute name too: Drifters Gotta Gun
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| Two that we raised : Inzemoney ~ I'm Sixy |
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Location: Kansas | Freck N Firem announcers will either love it or hate it :-)
SF Icewaterinmyveins
PKD Notmydaddysjet hoping I have enough velcro to stay with this one
Alive n Wired I called her Cybil |
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| My cousin's horse has a cool name.
He's by a dark bay/brown stallion, out of a dun mare. Genetically, he's probably dun but if you saw him in person you'd call him palomino. His breeders tried to register him as a palomino but AQHA said it wasn't possible and denied his registration.
They finally got him registered (as a palomino) and named him Not Quite Legal. His barn name is Twenty. :)
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Location: Royal J Performance Horses, AZ | A friend had a horse registered name like this : " Sofa King Fast "
almost every time they entered the ring and said the name announcers would either pause or laugh |
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Location: Home....Smiling M Farms | Alimony Money-she came out of a divorce case
Gentlmnstarturengins-nascar fan :) |
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Location: Texas | The horse I ran in high school is named Checks In The Mail
One of the horses I have now is named No Fear Hear
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Location: frozen tundra of pa | Justa lotta trouble
The Super Sport
asleepatthewheel
makesyawonder
shortasock
smokin payday
prospecting for a payday
positively spooky
in the pocket
exactly right
blue tumbleweed
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| My four year old: Mr Hugo Berry Fast |
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Location: North Central Kansas | One of ours is Atticus Fench. ....yes from the book how to kill a mocking bird |
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Location: Texas | Keep itin your pantry
A boy named sister
Just maid up
Push tazs buttons
Perk a boo
I didn't name then but their in our barn.
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Location: Southeast Louisiana | One I heard that I really liked was
Bambalam Black Betty
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| My old mare's name was IM SO Bootylicious...Always loved her name |
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Location: Qld Australia | I had a solid paint by Strait Smokin Money - I had to call he 'Money Cant Paint Me'. I still think that's an awesome name lol!!!!!
I love putting pedigrees into names, all our foals by our older stallion have Joe in their names as he has Joe in hs name.
Rockin J Cotton Eyed Joe
Rockin J Docs Bon Joe Dee
Rockin J Joe Anna
Rockin J Joe Cee
Rockin J Joes Spin Up A Storm
Rockin J Joe Vee
just to name a few. :-)
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Location: Southwest New Mexico | My 2013 baby is silly French wench |
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Location: Stephenville, TX | Fancie_That_Chrome_ - 2014-04-05 12:32 AM A friend had a horse registered name like this : " Sofa King Fast " almost every time they entered the ring and said the name announcers would either pause or laugh
I just now got this one!!!!!!
Apparently I'm not Sofa King Fast! |
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Location: Sweet Home Alabama | bbennington - 2014-04-05 3:44 PM
My old mare's name was IM SO Bootylicious...Always loved her name
Did you call her "Beyoncé" ?  |
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Location: Texas | Not sure if either of my girl's registered names would count, but they are:
Shot of Glamour
Montanas China Doll |
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Location: Oklahoma | My two guys don't have anything special....
but one of my favorite names for horses running currently is "Yeah He's Firen" |
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| I've got "Its a Mutt" and a mare whose dam's name is "Little Deuce Chick". Lol!! |
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Location: Kansas | A good friend of mine runs a mare named I Want A Vacation.
My horse Clifford is registered as Behold He Reigns (his barn name before I got him was almost Jesus, as in 'Jesus he's fast' or 'Jesus he's big'. I think it really should be "Depends" for a barn name cause you about need them to run him! He's sofa king fast.) |
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| My 5 year old is Pass the Gin N Pepto.
His mama is Pep N Gin Minimomet and papa is Rowdys Peptopocoboon (Mom had a bad time coming up with a name for the stud, so she just ran everything on his papers together )  )
We also have a broodmare named Pretzellena Evans. 
I run a grade gelding and have always wanted to put In the Nude down on the entry form for him. "....riding In the Nude!" Ha! |
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| I have a Perks Son Ofa Bug, and a Lena Doca Sock, he has three socks. |
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Location: MO | My daughters new horse's name Caught in a Cathouse. |
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| My boss had a filly named "Nu Dee Bar" or some spelling variation of that name.
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | There's a TB stallion named Golden Balls. |
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Location: The Republic of Texas | in the early 90s there was a mare in the race barn named " hay oats and water" and "just three kids" i think it is funny cause she was a favorite and now that is exactly how any little ones i have |
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Location: True North Strong and Free | We have a paint that his full registered name is Lennie
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Location: WYOMING | I have one named TwoFacedBeaches |
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Location: Oklahoma | I ran across a horse several years ago named:
OFFLIKEAPROMDRESS
My youngin's name is: Sharply Dressed Man a/k/a Gigolo |
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Location: Somewhere in the middle of nowhere | On my horses paper there is a stallion named Nigger B Hancock....I think he was a black horse. |
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Friday Fun: Most Unique Registered Names