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Location: 100 miles from Nowhere, AR | Most of our local dress codes are pretty relaxed: don't dress like a skank. Easy to follow until the heat index is 173 and exhibitions are at 3:00 pm. In searching for a solution that doesn't involve removing wet jeans in public and running around in undies that don't cover crackage, it was suggested to just wear a bikini.
I'm thinking I'm too old now to qualify as a skank anyway, so this is a great idea, right? Please say yes.    |
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 Shelter Dog Lover
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| I wear cheap cotton grey chamo pants I found in the boys section of Walmart. Very light weight fabric that breathes and is so much cooler than blue jeans. I wear an SPF fishing shirt to compliment the out fit :). |
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Location: Vinton, La. | Yes wear a bikini and video it. Then we can critique your run.
Remember, you've been dared. |
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Accident Prone
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Location: 100 miles from Nowhere, AR | Bigtime mistake - 2014-07-13 10:22 AM Yes wear a bikini and video it. Then we can critique your run. Remember, you've been dared.
When your eyes bleed, you turn to stone, and then have to be brain-bleached to recover...remember, you asked for it.  |
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10D Crack Champion
 
| The saying "that just chaps my hide" comes to mind. LOL... I imagine chafing and lots of it....and sunburns! 3:00pm for anything is just so darn hot. I know they can't get exhibitions and jackpots done if they don't start early. Catch 22. Maybe 2-a-days could be an option. LOL Morning exhibitions, evening jackpot. Just kidding! I know people don't want to be there waiting around all day. That would be torture for everyone involved as well. In a bikini a person is still going to get hot unless in the shade........... The sun will be cooking the skin. Don't know maybe just loose thin, light clothing and a big floppy sun hat. Maybe an umbrella hat! Ha Actually sometimes a loose, breathable, thin, light colored long sleeve shirt can be cooler than a short sleeve shirt because the shirt is like a shade for the body......breathable, thin, light, caps or hats provide a lot of shade for the body too and make you feel a lot cooler than the sun sizzling on your face and head.
Edited by sodapop 2014-07-13 12:08 PM
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 Ms. Poutability
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Location: In my own world | You can get some types of breeches or English schooling pants in a boot cut now. They are made out of lighter breathable material than jeans. I just am not sure my butt will look pretty in them! |
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Hungarian Midget Woman
Location: Midwest | Just wear a tube top and daisy dukes
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Accident Prone
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Location: 100 miles from Nowhere, AR | barrelracr131 - 2014-07-13 1:37 PM
Just wear a tube top and daisy dukes
What, like this with the bonus of butt cheek exposure? Would that be a good way to acquire a sponsor?
http://youtu.be/jnjHxCDDGdQ |
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 Mouhahaha
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Location: British Columbia | What about mesh clothes? Just a mesh beach top over a bikini and a mesh surong(sp?y or shorts? |
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 Over Informed
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Location: West Tennessee | Three 4 Luck - 2014-07-13 1:52 PM
barrelracr131 - 2014-07-13 1:37 PM
Just wear a tube top and daisy dukes
What, like this with the bonus of butt cheek exposure? Would that be a good way to acquire a sponsor?
http://youtu.be/jnjHxCDDGdQ
I had so forgotten about that video |
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 I Chore in Chucks
Posts: 2882
Location: MD | rodeomom3 - 2014-07-13 10:41 AM
I wear cheap cotton grey chamo pants I found in the boys section of Walmart. Very light weight fabric that breathes and is so much cooler than blue jeans. I wear an SPF fishing shirt to compliment the out fit :).
cotton pants are always happening with me. Now that colored jeans are coming back into style I bet nobody would notice the difference anyway. I get mine from old navy. |
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 Miss Laundry Misshap
Posts: 5271
| We don't have a dress code for exhibitions. People are always wearing shorts and tank tops for those. They put on their jeans about 20 min before they run and carry their long sleeved collared shirt. They put the shirt on over the tank top and yank it back off as soon as they are done running. |
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  Warmblood with Wings
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Location: Florida.. | I wonder if the horses are saying same thing can we go bareback and no gear .. Im hot.. |
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Hungarian Midget Woman
Location: Midwest | Nateracer - 2014-07-14 8:15 AM We don't have a dress code for exhibitions. People are always wearing shorts and tank tops for those. They put on their jeans about 20 min before they run and carry their long sleeved collared shirt. They put the shirt on over the tank top and yank it back off as soon as they are done running.
Same here |
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Elite Veteran
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Location: LaCygne, KS | Three 4 Luck - 2014-07-13 1:52 PM barrelracr131 - 2014-07-13 1:37 PM Just wear a tube top and daisy dukes
What, like this with the bonus of butt cheek exposure? Would that be a good way to acquire a sponsor? http://youtu.be/jnjHxCDDGdQ
Send pictures. Teagarden Quarter Horses would be proud to be a sponsor. But, where are we going the put the sponsor patch?? |
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Hungarian Midget Woman
Location: Midwest | Prehistoric - 2014-07-14 9:15 AM Three 4 Luck - 2014-07-13 1:52 PM barrelracr131 - 2014-07-13 1:37 PM Just wear a tube top and daisy dukes
What, like this with the bonus of butt cheek exposure? Would that be a good way to acquire a sponsor? http://youtu.be/jnjHxCDDGdQ
Pasties
Also, that video is hilarious |
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Accident Prone
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Location: 100 miles from Nowhere, AR | Bibliafarm - 2014-07-14 8:24 AM I wonder if the horses are saying same thing can we go bareback and no gear .. Im hot..
I'm sure 9 out of 10 horses surveyed would strongly agree with that statement.  |
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Accident Prone
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Location: 100 miles from Nowhere, AR | barrelracr131 - 2014-07-14 9:19 AM Prehistoric - 2014-07-14 9:15 AM Three 4 Luck - 2014-07-13 1:52 PM barrelracr131 - 2014-07-13 1:37 PM Just wear a tube top and daisy dukes
What, like this with the bonus of butt cheek exposure? Would that be a good way to acquire a sponsor? http://youtu.be/jnjHxCDDGdQ
Also, that video is hilarious
I needed a spew alert for that one. OMG
Also, Prehistoric, if you're going to sponsor me, shouldn't I be riding one of your horses?  |
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 Buttered Noodles Snacker
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Location: NC | Three 4 Luck - 2014-07-13 1:52 PM barrelracr131 - 2014-07-13 1:37 PM Just wear a tube top and daisy dukes
What, like this with the bonus of butt cheek exposure? Would that be a good way to acquire a sponsor? http://youtu.be/jnjHxCDDGdQ
Now what made her think that was a good idea.... :-/ |
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Elite Veteran
Posts: 1150
Location: LaCygne, KS | Three 4 Luck - 2014-07-14 9:34 AM
barrelracr131 - 2014-07-14 9:19 AM Prehistoric - 2014-07-14 9:15 AM Three 4 Luck - 2014-07-13 1:52 PM barrelracr131 - 2014-07-13 1:37 PM Just wear a tube top and daisy dukes
What, like this with the bonus of butt cheek exposure? Would that be a good way to acquire a sponsor? http://youtu.be/jnjHxCDDGdQ
Also, that video is hilarious
Also, Prehistoric, if you're going to sponsor me, shouldn't I be riding one of your horses?
Yes. And I get to sew on the patch. |
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Hungarian Midget Woman
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Location: Do I hear Banjos? | As other said...the boot cut riding tights are MUCH cooler and look really nice.
I always wear the long sleeve "Fishing shirts" made by Columbia and others. They have vents and are lightweight/cool. They keep me from frying and since they are button shirts with collar they meet the dress code too. Heck I wear them to ride at home too. They are just really comfy.
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 "Spaz-tacular"!!
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Location: Bennett, CO | Posts like this remind me how much I miss living in the sultry south-----NOT! |
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 Elite Veteran
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Location: MO | Three 4 Luck - 2014-07-13 1:52 PM barrelracr131 - 2014-07-13 1:37 PM Just wear a tube top and daisy dukes
What, like this with the bonus of butt cheek exposure? Would that be a good way to acquire a sponsor? http://youtu.be/jnjHxCDDGdQ
Bleach in my eyes cannot undo that. WHy, I mean WHY would you wear a tube top and ride a horse at all?!?!?!?!?! |
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Miracle in the Making
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| here except had big shows jeans and a top that can or can/t stay on some stilly girl wore a tube top yep had everyones attention |
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Accident Prone
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Location: 100 miles from Nowhere, AR | Prehistoric - 2014-07-14 10:44 AM Three 4 Luck - 2014-07-14 9:34 AM barrelracr131 - 2014-07-14 9:19 AM Prehistoric - 2014-07-14 9:15 AM Three 4 Luck - 2014-07-13 1:52 PM barrelracr131 - 2014-07-13 1:37 PM Just wear a tube top and daisy dukes
What, like this with the bonus of butt cheek exposure? Would that be a good way to acquire a sponsor? http://youtu.be/jnjHxCDDGdQ
Also, that video is hilarious
Also, Prehistoric, if you're going to sponsor me, shouldn't I be riding one of your horses? Yes. And I get to sew on the patch.
Um, Mrs Prehistoric might have something to say about that... |
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Duct Tape Bikini Girl
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| Those of us that were in Alvarado yesterday were all soaked with sweat no matter what we were wearing. It is just miserable weather no matter what. |
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Warmblood with Wings
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Location: Florida.. | try wearing white breeches and white blouses and a riding jacket.. in 110 heat..with tall boots and gloves and helmut.LOL.. |
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The Resident Destroyer of Liberal Logic
Location: PNW | Bibliafarm - 2014-07-14 8:27 PM
try wearing white breeches and white blouses and a riding jacket.. in 110 heat..with tall boots and gloves and helmut.LOL..
Amen. Full shad belly, then complain. Lol |
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Location: in the middle of backwoods iowa | Bibliafarm - 2014-07-14 8:27 PM
try wearing white breeches and white blouses and a riding jacket.. in 110 heat..with tall boots and gloves and helmut.LOL..
bet it's like saddleseat with a long sleeve shirt, vest, long coat, hat, black pants abd black patent leather boots with black leather gloves and hat. And dont sweat off the makeup. I liked barrels dress codes after that! |
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| You could always do what they did in Lonesome Dove .... but that would be throwing shank right out the window and running over cheap hooker. LoL!
Its been so hot here too, and I was just saying to my self "self im so glad we dont have a horse ready" "ill enjoy jackpotting so much more this winter" .... ya right who am I kidding lol. I have no advice sorry |
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Accident Prone
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Location: 100 miles from Nowhere, AR | della - 2014-07-15 12:01 AM You could always do what they did in Lonesome Dove .... but that would be throwing shank right out the window and running over cheap hooker. LoL! Its been so hot here too, and I was just saying to my self "self im so glad we dont have a horse ready" "ill enjoy jackpotting so much more this winter" .... ya right who am I kidding lol. I have no advice sorry
LOL I am the one going around saying I had rather sweat than freeze. I've just gotten spoiled by living where I do where no one but the occasional crop duster can see me...I get hot, I start shucking clothes. Horse needs a blind fold or emergency halter? Use my shirt. I'm just tacky like that...keeps the home fires burning tho. He never knows what condition he will find me in. |
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 Whack and Roll
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Location: NE Texas | Three 4 Luck - 2014-07-15 6:58 AM della - 2014-07-15 12:01 AM You could always do what they did in Lonesome Dove .... but that would be throwing shank right out the window and running over cheap hooker. LoL! Its been so hot here too, and I was just saying to my self "self im so glad we dont have a horse ready" "ill enjoy jackpotting so much more this winter" .... ya right who am I kidding lol. I have no advice sorry LOL I am the one going around saying I had rather sweat than freeze. I've just gotten spoiled by living where I do where no one but the occasional crop duster can see me...I get hot, I start shucking clothes. Horse needs a blind fold or emergency halter? Use my shirt. I'm just tacky like that...keeps the home fires burning tho. He never knows what condition he will find me in.
You are officially my hero, T4L!!!! Unfortunately I live and ride right on a paved road. However that didn't stop the 20 something obnoxious dude with the anger management problem living across the street from coming out on his porch buck nekkid. YIKES!!!!! |
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Peecans
| Three 4 Luck - 2014-07-15 5:58 AM
della - 2014-07-15 12:01 AM You could always do what they did in Lonesome Dove .... but that would be throwing shank right out the window and running over cheap hooker. LoL! Its been so hot here too, and I was just saying to my self "self im so glad we dont have a horse ready" "ill enjoy jackpotting so much more this winter" .... ya right who am I kidding lol. I have no advice sorry
LOL I am the one going around saying I had rather sweat than freeze. I've just gotten spoiled by living where I do where no one but the occasional crop duster can see me...I get hot, I start shucking clothes. Horse needs a blind fold or emergency halter? Use my shirt. I'm just tacky like that...keeps the home fires burning tho. He never knows what condition he will find me in.
LOL!! I live on a pretty busy gravle road and aint nobody want to see that lol. |
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