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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | I need some help with my Match.com advertisement. All I have so far is.....
I like horses and beer.
Help a sista out and everyone add a few sentences to my ad for me :) |
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Hungarian Midget Woman
Location: Midwest | "I also like men who are good with their hands." |
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | I like men with most of their teeth and all of their fingers. |
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Location: Under The Big Sky Of Texas | What I thought you had a man?!!!! |
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | Southtxponygirl - 2014-07-14 12:04 PM What I thought you had a man?!!!!
I dumped him 30 minutes ago. Now, help me with my new advertisement lol. |
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | I love pecans and long walks on the beach. |
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A Somebody to Everybody
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Location: Under The Big Sky Of Texas | LRQHS - 2014-07-14 12:05 PM Southtxponygirl - 2014-07-14 12:04 PM What I thought you had a man?!!!! I dumped him 30 minutes ago. Now, help me with my new advertisement lol.
OK,,,, Cant be a loud snorer and must love horses and dogs..Beer and nuts.... |
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Hungarian Midget Woman
Location: Midwest | In a pinch, I can find many uses for tree stumps |
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | A large wallet is a plus, as I need to hire a housekeeper, a handy man and could use a new truck and trailer. |
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | Please, only dude's that have been out of prison greater than 24 hours. |
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Location: Gainesville, TX | barrelracr131 - 2014-07-14 12:14 PM
In a pinch, I can find many uses for tree stumps
This makes it sound like you are going to tie him up and whip him to death. I'm sure he'd be more interested in what you can find interesting to do with handcuffs. |
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Location: Cap'n Joan Rotgut.....alberta | well i hope you got your fence built at least..........
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a farrier or a vet is always good..............;)
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Location: North Dakota | This is shaping up to be a great ad. |
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | mruggles - 2014-07-14 12:28 PM well i hope you got your fence built at least..........
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a farrier or a vet is always good..............; )
Only half of it :( I probably worked him too hard.....my bad dude.....I really needed some crap done :) |
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | Also, I had a farrier already. He lived in his truck and followed the track meets. He went up to Indiana one day and I never saw him again lol......Sure did have some nice hooves for a few months though.... |
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Location: Midwest | LRQHS - 2014-07-14 12:32 PM Also, I had a farrier already. He lived in his truck and followed the track meets. He went up to Indiana one day and I never saw him again lol......Sure did have some nice hooves for a few months though....
What's his name.... I might know him |
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Location: Cap'n Joan Rotgut.....alberta | LRQHS - 2014-07-15 11:30 AM mruggles - 2014-07-14 12:28 PM well i hope you got your fence built at least..........
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a farrier or a vet is always good..............; )
next time put a little more powder in the drink .............lol
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | barrelracr131 - 2014-07-14 12:33 PM LRQHS - 2014-07-14 12:32 PM Also, I had a farrier already. He lived in his truck and followed the track meets. He went up to Indiana one day and I never saw him again lol......Sure did have some nice hooves for a few months though.... What's his name.... I might know him
Bill something....kind of bald, bad back, took a lot of pain pills, really crappy old truck. |
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | LRQHS - 2014-07-14 12:34 PM barrelracr131 - 2014-07-14 12:33 PM LRQHS - 2014-07-14 12:32 PM Also, I had a farrier already. He lived in his truck and followed the track meets. He went up to Indiana one day and I never saw him again lol......Sure did have some nice hooves for a few months though.... What's his name.... I might know him
NO redeeming qualities, except that he was a farrier and liked to drink beer too. |
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Hungarian Midget Woman
Location: Midwest | LRQHS - 2014-07-14 12:35 PM LRQHS - 2014-07-14 12:34 PM barrelracr131 - 2014-07-14 12:33 PM LRQHS - 2014-07-14 12:32 PM Also, I had a farrier already. He lived in his truck and followed the track meets. He went up to Indiana one day and I never saw him again lol......Sure did have some nice hooves for a few months though.... What's his name.... I might know him
Hmm.... Unless he is like age 30 now, I don't know any Bill farriers |
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Good Grief!
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Location: Cap'n Joan Rotgut.....alberta | LRQHS - 2014-07-15 11:35 AM LRQHS - 2014-07-14 12:34 PM barrelracr131 - 2014-07-14 12:33 PM LRQHS - 2014-07-14 12:32 PM Also, I had a farrier already. He lived in his truck and followed the track meets. He went up to Indiana one day and I never saw him again lol......Sure did have some nice hooves for a few months though.... What's his name.... I might know him
the things a girls gotta do................. 
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | barrelracr131 - 2014-07-14 12:36 PM LRQHS - 2014-07-14 12:35 PM LRQHS - 2014-07-14 12:34 PM barrelracr131 - 2014-07-14 12:33 PM LRQHS - 2014-07-14 12:32 PM Also, I had a farrier already. He lived in his truck and followed the track meets. He went up to Indiana one day and I never saw him again lol......Sure did have some nice hooves for a few months though.... What's his name.... I might know him
He was in his 40's but looked like he was 60 lol.....HE WAS A FARRIER!!!!! I was blinded by his hoof pick and fancy rasp lol. |
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | ~BINGO~ - 2014-07-14 12:40 PM Oh dear.....
That is not very helpful lol....I'ma need a sentence or two from you for my new advertisement.... |
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Location: Do I hear Banjos? | Must have a sense of humor, and an appreciation for sarcasm.... |
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Hungarian Midget Woman
Location: Midwest | Not the guy I know...
You need to find a nice veterinarian... any ones under 70 in your area? |
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | barrelracr131 - 2014-07-14 12:45 PM Not the guy I know...
You need to find a nice veterinarian... any ones under 70 in your area?
There is one, but he is scared of horses. |
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| LRQHS - 2014-07-14 12:47 PM barrelracr131 - 2014-07-14 12:45 PM Not the guy I know...
You need to find a nice veterinarian... any ones under 70 in your area? There is one, but he is scared of horses.
Perhaps you should go for one over the age of 70! Ya know...one that maybe only has a few years left. Preferably with no family members and lots of $$$! 
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | MissouriJen - 2014-07-14 12:57 PM LRQHS - 2014-07-14 12:47 PM barrelracr131 - 2014-07-14 12:45 PM Not the guy I know...
You need to find a nice veterinarian... any ones under 70 in your area? There is one, but he is scared of horses.
Good thinking....half blind would be nice too.... |
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Location: Midwest | LRQHS - 2014-07-14 12:47 PM barrelracr131 - 2014-07-14 12:45 PM Not the guy I know...
You need to find a nice veterinarian... any ones under 70 in your area? There is one, but he is scared of horses.
Yeah, but if he does cows and cats and dogs, at least he can take radiographs and you can do the rest lol |
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | barrelracr131 - 2014-07-14 1:02 PM LRQHS - 2014-07-14 12:47 PM barrelracr131 - 2014-07-14 12:45 PM Not the guy I know...
You need to find a nice veterinarian... any ones under 70 in your area? There is one, but he is scared of horses.
I need a man....not someone that runs away from horses like a little school girl..... |
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Location: Opelousas, LA | LRQHS - 2014-07-14 12:47 PM barrelracr131 - 2014-07-14 12:45 PM Not the guy I know...
You need to find a nice veterinarian... any ones under 70 in your area? There is one, but he is scared of horses.
Who gives a crap! He's a vet, he gets drugs at cost! The markup on that stuff is crazy. |
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | Barnmom - 2014-07-14 1:06 PM LRQHS - 2014-07-14 12:47 PM barrelracr131 - 2014-07-14 12:45 PM Not the guy I know...
You need to find a nice veterinarian... any ones under 70 in your area? There is one, but he is scared of horses.
Good point....good point lol..... |
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Location: Midwest | Barnmom - 2014-07-14 1:06 PM LRQHS - 2014-07-14 12:47 PM barrelracr131 - 2014-07-14 12:45 PM Not the guy I know...
You need to find a nice veterinarian... any ones under 70 in your area? There is one, but he is scared of horses.
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A Somebody to Everybody
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Location: Under The Big Sky Of Texas | LRQHS - 2014-07-14 1:05 PM barrelracr131 - 2014-07-14 1:02 PM LRQHS - 2014-07-14 12:47 PM barrelracr131 - 2014-07-14 12:45 PM Not the guy I know...
You need to find a nice veterinarian... any ones under 70 in your area? There is one, but he is scared of horses.
Now what little school girl have you ever known that will run from a horse screaming, now snakes yes horses no. LOL.. Tell him must be brave |
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | Southtxponygirl - 2014-07-14 1:09 PM LRQHS - 2014-07-14 1:05 PM barrelracr131 - 2014-07-14 1:02 PM LRQHS - 2014-07-14 12:47 PM barrelracr131 - 2014-07-14 12:45 PM Not the guy I know...
You need to find a nice veterinarian... any ones under 70 in your area? There is one, but he is scared of horses.
Also, he seems to not like girls very much......so, let's just forget about the girly vet......I'm going big this time........it's Match.com all the way, baby!! |
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | Focus people....focus.....lol. We are writing a nice little advertisement for Match.com or Farmer's Only. |
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A Somebody to Everybody
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Location: Under The Big Sky Of Texas | And has got to really really REALLY like Chihuahua's, now this is a big must in a brave man. |
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Location: LuluLand~along I64 Indiana | LRQHS - 2014-07-14 1:32 PM Also, I had a farrier already. He lived in his truck and followed the track meets. He went up to Indiana one day and I never saw him again lol......Sure did have some nice hooves for a few months though....
oh that farrier.... |
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Location: LuluLand~along I64 Indiana | iso swm no convicts need apply. must love little dogs and big boobies... |
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| OOOOOOOOOOOO!!! ok ...
Must haves - all fingers and all toes, skills in building things, good with his hands, witty sense of humor, no zits, all his teeth, working vehicle with minimal rust (prefer pickup that he will allow you to "steal" when needed), independent income (prefer vets, chiropractors, and/or machinists that can build anything from a hand drawn sketch), an appreciation for boobs, honest, and not resemble a Clampett family member
Refuse to deal with - nose pickers, lost fingers, crummy attitudes, hairy balls, RX drug addicts, or moochers.
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Location: My Own Little World | I think you are approaching this all wrong :) I have been thinking to start my own new religion. You have seen the Mormon Sister Wives guy? Well, I think that's a great idea BUT in reverse lol. I'm calling it the More-Men religion HeHeHe. Here's how it works: You need multiple men to fulfill your NEEDS...
1. Farrier
2. Vet
3. Ranch Hand
4. Conversationalist
5. Hottie (with special skilss if ya get what I'm sayin' lol) |
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Hog Tie My Mojo
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Location: Opelousas, LA | luluwhit - 2014-07-14 1:26 PM iso swm no convicts need apply. must love little dogs and big boobies...
Most guys I know will put up with a little dog if the boobies are big enough, you need to narrow it down a little, lol. |
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | Y'all are getting much better girls!!! I'm taking notes :) |
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | Barnmom - 2014-07-14 1:31 PM luluwhit - 2014-07-14 1:26 PM iso swm no convicts need apply. must love little dogs and big boobies... Most guys I know will put up with a little dog if the boobies are big enough, you need to narrow it down a little, lol.
True that.... |
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Hungarian Midget Woman
Location: Midwest | SWF seeking SM 35-45. I am a fun-loving person who enjoys the company of a laid back man with a good sense of humor to share my love for the country life, horses and livestock, and the occasional beer. Must be able to keep up with a hard-working woman who is always on the go. |
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Location: LuluLand~along I64 Indiana | barrelracr131 - 2014-07-14 2:35 PM
SWF seeking SM 35-45. I am a fun-loving person who enjoys the company of a laid back man with a good sense of humor to share my love for the country life, horses and livestock, and the occasional beer. Must be able to keep up with a hard-working woman who is always on the go.
oh please.... that reads like flys sappy smut storys....  |
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | barrelracr131 - 2014-07-14 1:35 PM SWF seeking SM 35-45. I am a fun-loving person who enjoys the company of a laid back man with a good sense of humor to share my love for the country life, horses and livestock, and the occasional beer. Must be able to keep up with a hard-working woman who is always on the go.
bahhahahahahaha...an occasional beer???? That's a flat out lie!! And, who want's him to keep up with me??? I want him to either do all of the work or pay to get it done!!
Do you even know me, woman? lol |
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| LRQHS - 2014-07-14 1:38 PM
barrelracr131 - 2014-07-14 1:35 PM SWF seeking SM 35-45. I am a fun-loving person who enjoys the company of a laid back man with a good sense of humor to share my love for the country life, horses and livestock, and the occasional beer. Must be able to keep up with a hard-working woman who is always on the go.
bahhahahahahaha...an occasional beer???? That's a flat out lie!! And, who want's him to keep up with me??? I want him to either do all of the work or pay to get it done!!
Do you even know me, woman? lol
I still think my suggestions of the deep pockets and no zits applies to this add. |
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| Must be discrete, and std free? Pay will be negotiable based on performance. Must have at least 9 out 10 fingers and must be young enough to perform at a moments notice (life is too busy to schedule everything). Most of your teeth are prefered but not required. |
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | We have decided on a title for the advertisement.....stolen title that is...
Wanted: A Fancy Fence Pounder |
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | Full of Beans - 2014-07-14 1:40 PM Must be secure enough in himself to not try and steal the limelight while I pose for my People of Walmart photos....
Ohhhhhhh, I've missed you commenting!!!! Good to see you, buddy :) |
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A Somebody to Everybody
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Location: Under The Big Sky Of Texas | Whiteboy - 2014-07-14 1:40 PM Must be discrete, and std free? Pay will be negotiable based on performance. Must have at least 9 out 10 fingers and must be young enough to perform at a moments notice (life is too busy to schedule everything). Most of your teeth are prefered but not required.
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Location: Midwest | LRQHS - 2014-07-14 1:38 PM barrelracr131 - 2014-07-14 1:35 PM SWF seeking SM 35-45. I am a fun-loving person who enjoys the company of a laid back man with a good sense of humor to share my love for the country life, horses and livestock, and the occasional beer. Must be able to keep up with a hard-working woman who is always on the go. bahhahahahahaha...an occasional beer???? That's a flat out lie!! And, who want's him to keep up with me??? I want him to either do all of the work or pay to get it done!!
Do you even know me, woman? lol
that's not a lie.... its a euphemism....
And saying he has to keep up will get the hard workers out there, then you just fake an injury and sip lemonade.... |
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Hungarian Midget Woman
Location: Midwest | It's all about stratedgy with these sites |
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) |
I've had one with a few less teeth and I've decided that I want all the teeth now and all the fingers.....also, I ain't paying. |
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| LRQHS - 2014-07-14 1:44 PM
I've had one with a few less teeth and I've decided that I want all the teeth now and all the fingers.....also, I ain't paying.
Fair enough, but STD free should be in the must have column for the fancy fence pounder wanted. |
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | hoofs_in_motion - 2014-07-14 1:48 PM and have tattoos...........yummy....but only to a certain extent on how many they have LOL
If you're talking about the tear drop tattoo, I'm going to start calling you Herbie lol. |
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | lindseylou2290 - 2014-07-14 1:48 PM LRQHS - 2014-07-14 1:44 PM I've had one with a few less teeth and I've decided that I want all the teeth now and all the fingers.....also, I ain't paying. Fair enough, but STD free should be in the must have column for the fancy fence pounder wanted.
How about, must have had a recent passed junk inspection?? |
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Location: Kansas | LRQHS - 2014-07-14 1:49 PM hoofs_in_motion - 2014-07-14 1:48 PM and have tattoos...........yummy....but only to a certain extent on how many they have LOL If you're talking about the tear drop tattoo, I'm going to start calling you Herbie lol.
I like these tattoos!!!! No tear drop for me unfortunately!! Herbie can keep those ones! LOL
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Location: Midwest | LRQHS - 2014-07-14 1:52 PM lindseylou2290 - 2014-07-14 1:48 PM LRQHS - 2014-07-14 1:44 PM I've had one with a few less teeth and I've decided that I want all the teeth now and all the fingers.....also, I ain't paying. Fair enough, but STD free should be in the must have column for the fancy fence pounder wanted.
Junk must be clean and operational. |
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | hoofs_in_motion - 2014-07-14 1:53 PM LRQHS - 2014-07-14 1:49 PM hoofs_in_motion - 2014-07-14 1:48 PM and have tattoos...........yummy....but only to a certain extent on how many they have LOL If you're talking about the tear drop tattoo, I'm going to start calling you Herbie lol.
Is he carrying a pimp stick in the pasture??? |
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| LRQHS - 2014-07-14 1:52 PM
lindseylou2290 - 2014-07-14 1:48 PM LRQHS - 2014-07-14 1:44 PM I've had one with a few less teeth and I've decided that I want all the teeth now and all the fingers.....also, I ain't paying. Fair enough, but STD free should be in the must have column for the fancy fence pounder wanted.
Good Verbage. Yes!!!! 
maybe add into it - not just passing the inspection but "clean and working junk inspection" .... hmmmmm I don't volunteer for that inspection! |
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Location: Kansas | LRQHS - 2014-07-14 1:55 PM hoofs_in_motion - 2014-07-14 1:53 PM LRQHS - 2014-07-14 1:49 PM hoofs_in_motion - 2014-07-14 1:48 PM and have tattoos...........yummy....but only to a certain extent on how many they have LOL If you're talking about the tear drop tattoo, I'm going to start calling you Herbie lol.
No he was building fence LOL |
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| LRQHS - 2014-07-14 1:55 PM hoofs_in_motion - 2014-07-14 1:53 PM LRQHS - 2014-07-14 1:49 PM hoofs_in_motion - 2014-07-14 1:48 PM and have tattoos...........yummy....but only to a certain extent on how many they have LOL If you're talking about the tear drop tattoo, I'm going to start calling you Herbie lol.
He needs his pimp feather! in his hat! |
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | hoofs_in_motion - 2014-07-14 1:55 PM LRQHS - 2014-07-14 1:55 PM hoofs_in_motion - 2014-07-14 1:53 PM LRQHS - 2014-07-14 1:49 PM hoofs_in_motion - 2014-07-14 1:48 PM and have tattoos...........yummy....but only to a certain extent on how many they have LOL If you're talking about the tear drop tattoo, I'm going to start calling you Herbie lol.
..with a pimp stick??? |
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | Kansas dude's build fence like a boss with pimp sticks..... |
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Location: Kansas | LRQHS - 2014-07-14 1:56 PM hoofs_in_motion - 2014-07-14 1:55 PM LRQHS - 2014-07-14 1:55 PM hoofs_in_motion - 2014-07-14 1:53 PM LRQHS - 2014-07-14 1:49 PM hoofs_in_motion - 2014-07-14 1:48 PM and have tattoos...........yummy....but only to a certain extent on how many they have LOL If you're talking about the tear drop tattoo, I'm going to start calling you Herbie lol.
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | hoofs_in_motion - 2014-07-14 1:58 PM LRQHS - 2014-07-14 1:56 PM hoofs_in_motion - 2014-07-14 1:55 PM LRQHS - 2014-07-14 1:55 PM hoofs_in_motion - 2014-07-14 1:53 PM LRQHS - 2014-07-14 1:49 PM hoofs_in_motion - 2014-07-14 1:48 PM and have tattoos...........yummy....but only to a certain extent on how many they have LOL If you're talking about the tear drop tattoo, I'm going to start calling you Herbie lol.
Dude be like, "I will hit you little gopher's with my pimp stick if you show your little varmit selves while I'm building fence here in Kansas!!" |
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | "I wish buss you little gopher's!!!" "You little punks!!" |
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | "You gopher's jus messed with the wrong tattooed dude from Kasas!!"
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Location: Kansas | LRQHS - 2014-07-14 2:03 PM "I wish buss you little gopher's!!!" "You little punks!!"
He would laugh his butt off (not like he has one anyways lol)!!!! |
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I can not judge that from this picture....can you, please, post more from a different angle?  |
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | barrelracr131 - 2014-07-14 2:10 PM Jeremy has a lot of ink... but it's all coverable with a long sleeve shirt
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Location: Kansas | LRQHS - 2014-07-14 2:08 PM I can not judge that from this picture....can you, please, post more from a different angle?
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | Oh, I have a great idea!! I just lost the 463 boyfriend in a row, so let's see shirtless pictures of all of your hot husbands and boyfriends to cheer me up......I won't go home and drink and feel sorry for myself or anything like that.....lol. |
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| LRQHS - 2014-07-14 1:13 PM Focus people....focus.....lol. We are writing a nice little advertisement for Match.com or Farmer's Only.
Maybe you'll get that guy wondering through the farm field on the commercial...... or the older guys that are in the other one I've seen. lol |
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | hoofs_in_motion - 2014-07-14 2:13 PM LRQHS - 2014-07-14 2:08 PM I can not judge that from this picture....can you, please, post more from a different angle?
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Location: LuluLand~along I64 Indiana | hoofs_in_motion - 2014-07-14 3:13 PM LRQHS - 2014-07-14 2:08 PM I can not judge that from this picture....can you, please, post more from a different angle?
yup that boy is a definate canidate for 2 billfolds.... |
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | barrelracr131 - 2014-07-14 2:16 PM This is the best I've got... coming home from canoeing so we look like hillbillies
Is he driving a bus??? Also, I need a fanny picture :) |
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Location: Midwest | No, but we were on a bus! LOL.... the bus from our pickup point back to our cars
Here's a pic of us at Yosemite.... If you knew what a fannie was in the UK you would not want a photo of one. LOL
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Location: Nowhere Special | LRQHS - 2014-07-14 12:40 PM We have decided on a title for the advertisement.....stolen title that is...
Wanted: A Fancy Fence Pounder
Now that is awesome!! LOL |
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | barrelracr131 - 2014-07-14 2:22 PM No, but we were on a bus! LOL.... the bus from our pickup point back to our cars
Here's a pic of us at Yosemite.... If you knew what a fannie was in the UK you would not want a photo of one. LOL
Woot, woot, Jeremy be a little hottie :) |
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | Anyone else have a hot husband, boyfriend or rich grandpa they want to show me??? |
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Location: LuluLand~along I64 Indiana | LRQHS - 2014-07-14 3:26 PM Anyone else have a hot husband, boyfriend or rich grandpa they want to show me???
NOPE.....hahaha |
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | luluwhit - 2014-07-14 2:27 PM LRQHS - 2014-07-14 3:26 PM Anyone else have a hot husband, boyfriend or rich grandpa they want to show me??? NOPE.....hahaha
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| LRQHS - 2014-07-14 11:41 AM
Full of Beans - 2014-07-14 1:40 PM Must be secure enough in himself to not try and steal the limelight while I pose for my People of Walmart photos....
Ohhhhhhh, I've missed you commenting!!!! Good to see you, buddy :)
Good to see you too. I have missed the silly banter. :) |
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | barrelracr131 - 2014-07-14 2:34 PM Jeremy's bro looks like Raphie from a Christmas Story
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and if you like tats he has a few..
Some men are tuff enough to wear pink... He is tuff enough to wear tights... hahahahahahaha
He does ride horses, one of his saving graces...
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | barrelracr131 - 2014-07-14 2:37 PM Eh, he's married. lol
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Location: Under The Big Sky Of Texas | sodapop - 2014-07-14 2:15 PM LRQHS - 2014-07-14 1:13 PM Focus people....focus.....lol. We are writing a nice little advertisement for Match.com or Farmer's Only. Maybe you'll get that guy wondering through the farm field on the commercial...... or the older guys that are in the other one I've seen. lol
Yea, instead of saying where's Jill, it will be wheres Jennifer |
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love those man tights and GIGANTIC LEG MUSCLES!!! |
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Location: Deep South | LRQHS - 2014-07-14 1:49 PM
hoofs_in_motion - 2014-07-14 1:48 PM and have tattoos...........yummy....but only to a certain extent on how many they have LOL
If you're talking about the tear drop tattoo, I'm going to start calling you Herbie lol.
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Location: Kansas | luluwhit - 2014-07-14 2:16 PM hoofs_in_motion - 2014-07-14 3:13 PM LRQHS - 2014-07-14 2:08 PM I can not judge that from this picture....can you, please, post more from a different angle?
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Location: Do I hear Banjos? | Here's my S.O. He is clever, hard working and all around amazing. (Did I mention he is a diesel mechanic and farrier too?) He is proof that the good ones are out there....don't give up!
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | hoofs_in_motion - 2014-07-14 2:53 PM luluwhit - 2014-07-14 2:16 PM hoofs_in_motion - 2014-07-14 3:13 PM LRQHS - 2014-07-14 2:08 PM I can not judge that from this picture....can you, please, post more from a different angle?
He needs two wallets to make his booty look bigger lol.
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Location: Kansas | LRQHS - 2014-07-14 2:55 PM hoofs_in_motion - 2014-07-14 2:53 PM luluwhit - 2014-07-14 2:16 PM hoofs_in_motion - 2014-07-14 3:13 PM LRQHS - 2014-07-14 2:08 PM I can not judge that from this picture....can you, please, post more from a different angle?
He had me at the pimp cane :)
LMAO I get it now!!! He always complains about not having a booty, making I just need to buy him butt implants |
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Ohhhhhh my.....a hottie and a farrier too??? How about sharing him?? |
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Location: Do I hear Banjos? | I never learned to share in kindegarten...not gonna start now!!! haha |
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lol....you know what to get him for Christmas now....two big wallets...one for each pocket lol. |
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | TrailGirl - 2014-07-14 2:57 PM I never learned to share in kindegarten...not gonna start now!!! haha
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Location: Kansas | LRQHS - 2014-07-14 2:57 PM lol....you know what to get him for Christmas now....two big wallets...one for each pocket lol.
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | TrailGirl - 2014-07-14 2:57 PM I never learned to share in kindegarten...not gonna start now!!! haha
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Location: Do I hear Banjos? | LRQHS - 2014-07-14 2:59 PM TrailGirl - 2014-07-14 2:57 PM I never learned to share in kindegarten...not gonna start now!!! haha I'ma have to dislike this post.....
My pictures were for illustrative purposes/inspiration only. I believe you were asking us to post pictures for you...careful what you wish for! hehe
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | TrailGirl - 2014-07-14 3:01 PM LRQHS - 2014-07-14 2:59 PM TrailGirl - 2014-07-14 2:57 PM I never learned to share in kindegarten...not gonna start now!!! haha I'ma have to dislike this post.....
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | CYA Ranch - 2014-07-14 3:02 PM Only Magnums need apply.
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | CYA Ranch - 2014-07-14 3:02 PM Only Magnums need apply.
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Location: Kansas | CYA Ranch - 2014-07-14 3:02 PM Only Magnums need apply.
Pahahahahahaha I just spewed my monster all over my keyboard from this ahahahahahahahahahahahaha |
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | CYA Ranch - 2014-07-14 3:11 PM Jenn got so excited she started to stutter.
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Location: ND--it snows, it floods, it snows, it floods | lindseylou2290 - 2014-07-14 1:27 PM OOOOOOOOOOOO!!! ok ... Must haves - all fingers and all toes, skills in building things, good with his hands, witty sense of humor, no zits, all his teeth, working vehicle with minimal rust (prefer pickup that he will allow you to "steal" when needed), independent income (prefer vets, chiropractors, and/or machinists that can build anything from a hand drawn sketch), an appreciation for boobs, honest, and not resemble a Clampett family member Refuse to deal with - nose pickers, lost fingers, crummy attitudes, hairy balls, RX drug addicts, or moochers.
Seriously you'd be better off looking for a woman with all those requirements....we might have to scale back some of the must haves....the all toes thing and zits maybe.....I'm just not sure. I found my guy 14+ years ago and will keep him as he isn't much good at fence building or any real manual labor (yep, city boy) but he doesn't complain about the horses so he gets to stay. :D |
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Location: LaBelle, Florida | LRQHS - 2014-07-14 2:40 PM We have decided on a title for the advertisement.....stolen title that is...
Wanted: A Fancy Fence Pounder
Good thing I wasn't drinking or eating when I read this! |
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Location: NW. Florida | CYA Ranch - 2014-07-14 3:02 PM Only Magnums need apply.
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Location: where ever my L/Q trl is parked | IF you get lucky and get a few extra send one or two my way...I can handle it! I'll even pay the freight.
Unfortuately those that say there are a lot (few) still out there - some of you will find I think that as we oldies ,but good once, are older its tough to find even one. 
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | Aqhaczy - 2014-07-14 3:51 PM IF you get lucky and get a few extra send one or two my way...I can handle it! I'll even pay the freight.
Unfortuately those that say there are a lot (few) still out there - some of you will find I think that as we oldies ,but good once, are older its tough to find even one.
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Location: Do I hear Banjos? | LRQHS - 2014-07-14 3:56 PM Aqhaczy - 2014-07-14 3:51 PM IF you get lucky and get a few extra send one or two my way...I can handle it! I'll even pay the freight.
Unfortuately those that say there are a lot (few) still out there - some of you will find I think that as we oldies ,but good once, are older its tough to find even one.
Nooo way Jose'...I waited a lot of years to find this one....he's alll mine! You can Lookie...No Touch-ey.  |
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | Southtxponygirl - 2014-07-14 3:58 PM So were we any help!!!!
Yes, I believe I have an ad that is sure to wrangle me a fine prize lol.... |
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Location: Under The Big Sky Of Texas | LRQHS - 2014-07-14 4:09 PM Southtxponygirl - 2014-07-14 3:58 PM So were we any help!!!!
Oh please share |
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | WANTED: A FANCY FENCE POUNDER.....
that likes horses and beer and is really good with his hands. All fingers and teeth are a requirement.
Must love pecans and long walks on the beach. Must have nuts. Farrier skills are a plus. Must be able to laugh at all of my jokes, even when they aren't funny and really love sarcasm. All over 70 year old vets will be considered first, the fewer the family members the better.
Will not discriminate if he is half blind and sells drugs at cost to my friends. Must love to sleep with chihuahuas. No recently released convicts, no zits, nose pickers, crummy attitudes, hairy balls, moochers or drug heads.
More than one dude to fulfill my needs is acceptable.
You must work while I drink. No junk diseases. Must not out shine me in my slippers and pajama bottoms at Walmart. You must have hot tattoo's, but not the blasted tear drop tattoo. Must carry a pimp stick and pimp feather in your hat when building fence. Must have two billfolds full of cash at all times. Must have a bus to escort me around town. Must NOT look like Ralphie from A Christmas Story. Must look good in man tights. Must wear the Magnum. Can not be a woman! If you are a twin, I got a hook up for your brother. AND, finally, I have GINORMOUS BOOBIES :)
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Location: Under The Big Sky Of Texas | LRQHS - 2014-07-14 4:29 PM
WANTED: A FANCY FENCE POUNDER.....
that likes horses and beer and is really good with his hands. All fingers and teeth are a requirement.
Must love pecans and long walks on the beach. Must have nuts. Farrier skills are a plus. Must be able to laugh at all of my jokes, even when they aren't funny and really love sarcasm. All over 70 year old vets will be considered first, the fewer the family members the better.
Will not discriminate if he is half blind and sells drugs at cost to my friends. Must love to sleep with chihuahuas. No recently released convicts, no zits, nose pickers, crummy attitudes, hairy balls, moochers or drug heads.
More than one dude to fulfill my needs is acceptable.
You must work while I drink. No junk diseases. Must not out shine me in my slippers and pajama bottoms at Walmart. You must have hot tattoo's, but not the blasted tear drop tattoo. Must carry a pimp stick and pimp feather in your hat when building fence. Must have two billfolds full of cash at all times. Must have a bus to escort me around town. Must NOT look like Ralphie from A Christmas Story. Must look good in man tights. Must wear the Magnum. Can not be a woman! If you are a twin, I got a hook up for your brother. AND, finally, I have GINORMOUS BOOBIES :)
Ha ha ha ha ha, now thats good. |
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The WalMart part made me spew sprite on my keyboard. THAT is the look most go for at the Morrilton location for sure. |
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | I think it is the perfect Match.com advertisement, just like that David Allen Coe song where they wrote the perfect Country song.... |
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| docschic - 2014-07-14 3:25 PM
lindseylou2290 - 2014-07-14 1:27 PM OOOOOOOOOOOO!!! ok ... Must haves - all fingers and all toes, skills in building things, good with his hands, witty sense of humor, no zits, all his teeth, working vehicle with minimal rust (prefer pickup that he will allow you to "steal" when needed), independent income (prefer vets, chiropractors, and/or machinists that can build anything from a hand drawn sketch), an appreciation for boobs, honest, and not resemble a Clampett family member Refuse to deal with - nose pickers, lost fingers, crummy attitudes, hairy balls, RX drug addicts, or moochers.
Seriously you'd be better off looking for a woman with all those requirements....we might have to scale back some of the must haves....the all toes thing and zits maybe.....I'm just not sure. I found my guy 14+ years ago and will keep him as he isn't much good at fence building or any real manual labor (yep, city boy) but he doesn't complain about the horses so he gets to stay. :D
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I couldn't have done it without a little help from my friends lol.... |
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Location: Gainesville, TX | Maybe you should post it on craigslist too. We might see it floating around facebook very very soon. |
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Hungarian Midget Woman
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | Full of Beans - 2014-07-14 5:06 PM
I found your man! Have no idea his qualifications other than he will love Fred in all his hip swiveling glory!!!!
BHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! YOU FOUND THE PERFECT DUDE FOR ME!!!! |
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Dude, he is starting to really grow on me lol.
Now if we can Photoshop a beer helmet on him..... |
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Location: Under The Big Sky Of Texas | sorrel horse ranch - 2014-07-14 6:00 PM You did it again. I am laughing so hard.
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Location: MI | I like your ad for the most part, but I'm a little worried about what you are looking to get from '70+ year old vets'. I can see the veteran's hospital going wild...
(and I'd specify 10 fingers and 10 toes. I know it's a technicality, but extra digits kinda freak me out...but, maybe you're a 'the more the merrier' kinda girl :) |
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Location: Montana | LRQHS - 2014-07-14 3:29 PM
WANTED: A FANCY FENCE POUNDER.....
that likes horses and beer and is really good with his hands. All fingers and teeth are a requirement.
Must love pecans and long walks on the beach. Must have nuts. Farrier skills are a plus. Must be able to laugh at all of my jokes, even when they aren't funny and really love sarcasm. All over 70 year old vets will be considered first, the fewer the family members the better.
Will not discriminate if he is half blind and sells drugs at cost to my friends. Must love to sleep with chihuahuas. No recently released convicts, no zits, nose pickers, crummy attitudes, hairy balls, moochers or drug heads.
More than one dude to fulfill my needs is acceptable.
You must work while I drink. No junk diseases. Must not out shine me in my slippers and pajama bottoms at Walmart. You must have hot tattoo's, but not the blasted tear drop tattoo. Must carry a pimp stick and pimp feather in your hat when building fence. Must have two billfolds full of cash at all times. Must have a bus to escort me around town. Must NOT look like Ralphie from A Christmas Story. Must look good in man tights. Must wear the Magnum. Can not be a woman! If you are a twin, I got a hook up for your brother. AND, finally, I have GINORMOUS BOOBIES :)
Hey, you forgot to include someone who stacks hay! I would totally go for a guy who stacks and hauls hay...pickup truck to haul hay a plus too, but I have that any ways.
Oh, another thing...you should maybe include that he shouldn't be afraid of "odd" family burials.
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | barrelracr131 - 2014-07-15 6:29 AM Plenty of fish is free
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Location: Deep South | Ridenrun4745 - 2014-07-14 9:36 PM
I like your ad for the most part, but I'm a little worried about what you are looking to get from '70+ year old vets'. I can see the veteran's hospital going wild...
(and I'd specify 10 fingers and 10 toes. I know it's a technicality, but extra digits kinda freak me out...but, maybe you're a 'the more the merrier' kinda girl : )
Maybe she should specify "veterinarians" rather than just "vets"
Jennifer, PLEEEEEEEASE post this ad on a dating site!!! |
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | BamaCanChaser - 2014-07-15 7:54 AM Ridenrun4745 - 2014-07-14 9:36 PM I like your ad for the most part, but I'm a little worried about what you are looking to get from '70+ year old vets'. I can see the veteran's hospital going wild... (and I'd specify 10 fingers and 10 toes. I know it's a technicality, but extra digits kinda freak me out...but, maybe you're a 'the more the merrier' kinda girl : ) Maybe she should specify "veterinarians" rather than just "vets" Jennifer, PLEEEEEEEASE post this ad on a dating site!!!
I can't post from this computer. I might lol. It would be pretty funny. Who's phone number and picture can I use??? |
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | Crap! I can't even get past the Username part on Plenty of Fish. Apparently, every combination of Foxylady is taken. Any suggestions??? |
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Location: Missouri | LRQHS - 2014-07-15 8:01 AM
Crap! I can't even get past the Username part on Plenty of Fish. Apparently, every combination of Foxylady is taken. Any suggestions???
BoobiesNBeer ??? That would get you LOTS of responses! |
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | dianea - 2014-07-15 8:04 AM LRQHS - 2014-07-15 8:01 AM Crap! I can't even get past the Username part on Plenty of Fish. Apparently, every combination of Foxylady is taken. Any suggestions??? BoobiesNBeer ??? That would get you LOTS of responses!
Too late lol...That would have been a great one lol. |
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Hungarian Midget Woman
Location: Midwest | HAHAHAHA |
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
Posts: 16390
Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | Man, I need some help. I can't type all of that from my phone and it won't paste. Somebody needs to sign me up. |
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
Posts: 16390
Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | Who wants to sign me up?? I'll answer all the questions required lol. |
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Buttered Noodles Snacker
Posts: 4377
Location: NC | LRQHS - 2014-07-14 2:41 PM love those man tights and GIGANTIC LEG MUSCLES!!!
hahaha yeah I giggle everytime he puts them on... haha |
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Buttered Noodles Snacker
Posts: 4377
Location: NC | LRQHS - 2014-07-14 4:29 PM
WANTED: A FANCY FENCE POUNDER.....
that likes horses and beer and is really good with his hands. All fingers and teeth are a requirement.
Must love pecans and long walks on the beach. Must have nuts. Farrier skills are a plus. Must be able to laugh at all of my jokes, even when they aren't funny and really love sarcasm. All over 70 year old vets will be considered first, the fewer the family members the better.
Will not discriminate if he is half blind and sells drugs at cost to my friends. Must love to sleep with chihuahuas. No recently released convicts, no zits, nose pickers, crummy attitudes, hairy balls, moochers or drug heads.
More than one dude to fulfill my needs is acceptable.
You must work while I drink. No junk diseases. Must not out shine me in my slippers and pajama bottoms at Walmart. You must have hot tattoo's, but not the blasted tear drop tattoo. Must carry a pimp stick and pimp feather in your hat when building fence. Must have two billfolds full of cash at all times. Must have a bus to escort me around town. Must NOT look like Ralphie from A Christmas Story. Must look good in man tights. Must wear the Magnum. Can not be a woman! If you are a twin, I got a hook up for your brother. AND, finally, I have GINORMOUS BOOBIES :)
LOVE IT!!!! |
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Location: Deep South | LRQHS - 2014-07-15 8:26 AM
Who wants to sign me up?? I'll answer all the questions required lol.
Lol! I'll help a sista out. We all need love!
Just tell me what to do. |
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
Posts: 16390
Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | BamaCanChaser - 2014-07-15 9:58 AM LRQHS - 2014-07-15 8:26 AM Who wants to sign me up?? I'll answer all the questions required lol. Lol! I'll help a sista out. We all need love! Just tell me what to do.
Yay! lol.....ok go to the Plenty of Fish website. |
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
Posts: 16390
Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | We have to sign up again. Sooooo...
username: ladycougar121
password: Ilovebeer1
birthday: 06/07/1971
female
US
white girl
email: lrqhs@aol.com |
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
Posts: 16390
Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | LRQHS - 2014-07-15 10:01 AM We have to sign up again. Sooooo...
username: ladycougar121
password: Ilovebeer1
birthday: 06/07/1971
female
US
white girl
email: lrqhs@aol.com
shoot hang on lol. It gave me the username already...
just go to sign in
ladycougar121
password is Wenzel1 |
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Expert
Posts: 2097
Location: Deep South | LRQHS - 2014-07-15 10:01 AM
We have to sign up again. Sooooo...
username: ladycougar121
password: Ilovebeer1
birthday: 06/07/1971
female
US
white girl
email: lrqhs@aol.com
That username is already taken! |
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Posts: 2097
Location: Deep South | LRQHS - 2014-07-15 10:04 AM
LRQHS - 2014-07-15 10:01 AM We have to sign up again. Sooooo...
username: ladycougar121
password: Ilovebeer1
birthday: 06/07/1971
female
US
white girl
email: lrqhs@aol.com
just go to sign in
ladycougar121
password is Wenzel1
I'm in!
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
Posts: 16390
Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | That should take you to a questionaire....answers are:
Hessmer
71341
female
male
5'8"
long term (lol)
brown
a few extra pounds (lol)
yes
animal lover (lol)
no second language
somewhat ambitious
some college
LA
don't want kids
single
no children
no smoke
no drugs
drink often
non religious
cat and dog (no place for horses???)
nurse
I want a relationship (lol)
over 3 years (woohooo)
first name: let's go with - Onehotmomma
35 - 50
divorced
5 children
oldest
yes
no
hell no (lol)
Headline: WANTED: FANCY FENCE POUNDER
paste the ad in description area or type it (booooo)
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Expert
Posts: 2097
Location: Deep South | Geez Louise I'm about to become VERY familiar with Jennifer!  |
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
Posts: 16390
Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | Next it asks for interests lol....let's go with....
rich, old dudes that want to buy me horses |
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
Posts: 16390
Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | First date lol.....let's go with....
Take me to a racing quarter horse yearling sale and buying me a horse for us to race together, baby :) |
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
Posts: 16390
Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | Then, it says create my profile now.....I can't see past that. |
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Hungarian Midget Woman
Location: Midwest | No! NO COOWNING HORSES!!!!!!!!!! LOL
He just needs to buy it for you |
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
Posts: 16390
Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | barrelracr131 - 2014-07-15 10:16 AM No! NO COOWNING HORSES!!!!!!!!!! LOL
He just needs to buy it for you
Did I say co-own??? My bad. |
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
Posts: 16390
Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | Write out Veterinarian please :):) |
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Expert
Posts: 2097
Location: Deep South | I think our ad miiiiiiiiiiight not make it past the "no sexual language of any kind" police. But we'll give it a shot!
Edited by BamaCanChaser 2014-07-15 10:29 AM
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Sideways Riding Expert
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Location: ND--it snows, it floods, it snows, it floods | HorsesNHarleys - 2014-07-15 9:36 AM LRQHS - 2014-07-14 2:41 PM love those man tights and GIGANTIC LEG MUSCLES!!!
I'd keep him just because he's a Steelers fan...that right there is enough. :D |
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
Posts: 16390
Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | BamaCanChaser - 2014-07-15 10:28 AM I think our ad miiiiiiiiiiight not make it past the "no sexual language of any kind" police. But we'll give it a shot!
Awww, come on lol....we can twerk it if we need to lol. Tell me when we're in lol. |
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Hungarian Midget Woman
Location: Midwest | Cooking and grilling skills would be a major plus |
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
Posts: 16390
Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | barrelracr131 - 2014-07-15 10:30 AM Cooking and grilling skills would be a major plus
Man, if the dude has money, I'ma hire me a chef.... |
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
Posts: 16390
Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | jbhoot - 2014-07-15 10:32 AM LOL, I can't wait to see who or WHAT answers your ad.
Me neither lol..... |
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
Posts: 16390
Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | ohhhh, lmao....at the end of the ad, put "NO TIRE KICKERS!" |
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Expert
Posts: 2097
Location: Deep South | Photoshoot time! |
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
Posts: 16390
Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | BamaCanChaser - 2014-07-15 10:36 AM Photoshoot time!
let me see if I can get on there now. |
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
Posts: 16390
Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | Holy crap! lol the first dude I see wants chubby women only lol |
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Hungarian Midget Woman
Location: Midwest | Is he a tiny thin man? |
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
Posts: 16390
Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | barrelracr131 - 2014-07-15 10:41 AM Is he a tiny thin man?
I don't think so lol....I can't figure out how to pull my pictures from FB to place on my ad.....oh well lol. |
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
Posts: 16390
Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | Thanks a million Bamacanchaser!!!! lol.....sadly, no messages yet lol. |
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
Posts: 16390
Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | I guess they just email you if they want to talk???? |
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Extreme Veteran
Posts: 596
Location: Somewhere in the middle of nowhere | OMG! Has anyone read the reviews for this dating site? Good luck... |
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Hungarian Midget Woman
Location: Midwest | nmeastplains - 2014-07-15 10:54 AM OMG! Has anyone read the reviews for this dating site? Good luck...
Have not, but my friend (who is late 50s) met her husband on this site. He is a GREAT guy, and they have a very happy marriage. |
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
Posts: 16390
Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | nmeastplains - 2014-07-15 10:54 AM OMG! Has anyone read the reviews for this dating site? Good luck...
NO, why??? lol |
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Extreme Veteran
Posts: 596
Location: Somewhere in the middle of nowhere | I can only read reviews for the site (I'm nosy like that) and they have men complaining how the "creators" are blocking several men from the site....just throwing that out there. I have never done a dating site or been on one, sorry to be a debbie downer. |
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
Posts: 16390
Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | hahahahahaha.....I got a message from "Joey" says, "hi, how are you?"
Should my reply be, "Fine. Are you rich?" |
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
Posts: 16390
Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | nmeastplains - 2014-07-15 11:02 AM I can only read reviews for the site (I'm nosy like that) and they have men complaining how the "creators" are blocking several men from the site....just throwing that out there. I have never done a dating site or been on one, sorry to be a debbie downer.
Well, that's just great!!! lol.....I don't care really. I'm just playing lol. |
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Expert
Posts: 2097
Location: Deep South | LRQHS - 2014-07-15 10:50 AM
Thanks a million Bamacanchaser!!!! lol.....sadly, no messages yet lol.
An invite to the track wedding will be thanks enough! ;) |
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Expert
Posts: 2097
Location: Deep South | LRQHS - 2014-07-15 11:03 AM
hahahahahaha.....I got a message from "Joey" says, "hi, how are you?"
Should my reply be, "Fine. Are you rich?"
Did he even READ your ad??? Was sure hoping for something more colorful.
Dang it... |
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
Posts: 16390
Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | BamaCanChaser - 2014-07-15 11:06 AM LRQHS - 2014-07-15 10:50 AM Thanks a million Bamacanchaser!!!! lol.....sadly, no messages yet lol. An invite to the track wedding will be thanks enough! ; )
No problemo, buddy lol. |
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
Posts: 16390
Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | BamaCanChaser - 2014-07-15 11:08 AM LRQHS - 2014-07-15 11:03 AM hahahahahaha.....I got a message from "Joey" says, "hi, how are you?"
Should my reply be, "Fine. Are you rich?" Did he even READ your ad??? Was sure hoping for something more colorful. Dang it...
I think you should ask him lol. You have the password lol. |
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Popped
Posts: 20421
Location: LuluLand~along I64 Indiana | LRQHS - 2014-07-15 12:03 PM hahahahahaha.....I got a message from "Joey" says, "hi, how are you?"
Should my reply be, "Fine. Are you rich?"
i just laughed into the office phone before i could get out our greeting.... way to go alphabet girl.... your gonna  get me fired today |
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
Posts: 16390
Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | luluwhit - 2014-07-15 11:12 AM LRQHS - 2014-07-15 12:03 PM hahahahahaha.....I got a message from "Joey" says, "hi, how are you?"
Should my reply be, "Fine. Are you rich?" i just laughed into the office phone before i could get out our greeting.... way to go alphabet girl.... your gonna get me fired today
Really sorry about that Lulu.....lololololol. |
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
Posts: 16390
Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | I put, "Hi. I'm fine. Are you rich?" lmao....let's see what ol' Joey replys shall we lol... |
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Hungarian Midget Woman
Location: Midwest | Ask him if he likes to drunkenly serenade women at gas stations?
I might know him. lol |
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
Posts: 16390
Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | He said, I do ok.
So, I said, when you say ok, like how ok are we talkin here?
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Hungarian Midget Woman
Location: Midwest | I need racehorse funding LOL
Ask him if he's willing to sponsor a 3D barrel racer in Indiana!!!! |
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
Posts: 16390
Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | No reply yet lol...
Also, I got another message from a creepy looking dude...yay :) |
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
Posts: 16390
Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | barrelracr131 - 2014-07-15 11:20 AM I need racehorse funding LOL
Ask him if he's willing to sponsor a 3D barrel racer in Indiana!!!!
I may have scared Joey away lol. |
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
Posts: 16390
Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | Well, girls, that's how you lose a guy in under 10 seconds lol.....ask him if he's rich! |
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Posts: 4121
Location: SE Louisiana | LRQHS - 2014-07-14 12:07 PM
I love pecans and long walks on the beach.
OK.. So I like Nuts and Sunny Beaches.. (careful how you spell that) |
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
Posts: 16390
Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | Joey dun runned O F T....... |
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Elite Veteran
Posts: 1182
Location: Do I hear Banjos? | OMG you guys have been busy this morning!!
Poor Joey...there he was...all excited to talk to a new "Fish"....he just didn't know what he was getting into! (And he probably lives in his parent's basement) |
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
Posts: 16390
Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | JOEY'S BACK!!!
Joey: Good enough, why?
Me: Did you even read my ad dude? I need a rich guy! |
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
Posts: 16390
Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | LRQHS - 2014-07-15 11:36 AM JOEY'S BACK!!!
Joey: Good enough, why?
Me: Did you even read my ad dude? I need a rich guy!
Joey: Oh, I guess I missed that part lol. I don't want a woman bad enough to pay for her.
Me: Rats
Joey: Send me a pic
Me: Why? You trying to decide if I'm worth the dough lol? |
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
Posts: 16390
Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | LRQHS - 2014-07-15 11:41 AM LRQHS - 2014-07-15 11:36 AM JOEY'S BACK!!!
Joey: Good enough, why?
Me: Did you even read my ad dude? I need a rich guy! Joey: Oh, I guess I missed that part lol. I don't want a woman bad enough to pay for her.
Me: Rats
Joey: Send me a pic
Me: Why? You trying to decide if I'm worth the dough lol?
Joey: well, of course lol
Me: Well, I fibbed on my profile a tad. I'm actually 400 pounds, BUT I just started Weight Watchers yesterday, soooooo I can get that pic to you in maybe 9 months from now lol. |
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Good Grief!
Posts: 6343
Location: Cap'n Joan Rotgut.....alberta | joey is a tryer........lmao..........
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Elite Veteran
Posts: 1182
Location: Do I hear Banjos? | That poor lonely guy...hehehe |
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Good Grief!
Posts: 6343
Location: Cap'n Joan Rotgut.....alberta | komet. - 2014-07-16 10:25 AM LRQHS - 2014-07-14 12:07 PM I love pecans and long walks on the beach. OK.. So I like Nuts and Sunny Beaches.. (careful how you spell that )
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
Posts: 16390
Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | Joey needs a date bad!! I almost feel sorry for him lol. |
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Expert
Posts: 2097
Location: Deep South | LRQHS - 2014-07-15 11:51 AM
Joey needs a date bad!! I almost feel sorry for him lol.
Now Jennifer, guys that desperate aren't after dates....
He must scrolled right on down to the "AND, finally, I have GINORMOUS BOOBIES :) " part. |
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Hungarian Midget Woman
Location: Midwest | Tell him to send a photo first... send him this one back
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Good Grief!
Posts: 6343
Location: Cap'n Joan Rotgut.....alberta | OMG.................i cant stop laughing.........lol
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Hungarian Midget Woman
Location: Midwest | Or this
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
Posts: 16390
Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | ^^^^man, that is awesome!! but, I'ma need Bamacanchaser to post those for me, because I can't from my phone!!! |
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
Posts: 16390
Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | You know part of me giving y'all the password is so y'all can have a little fun too......lol. |
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Hungarian Midget Woman
Location: Midwest | It's not a lie in the ad then. That lady has giant knockers |
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That's White "Man" to You
Posts: 5515
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Undercover Amish Mafia Member
Posts: 9992
Location: Kansas | barrelracr131 - 2014-07-15 11:58 AM Tell him to send a photo first... send him this one back
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Expert
Posts: 4121
Location: SE Louisiana | LRQHS - 2014-07-15 11:36 AM JOEY'S BACK!!!
Joey: Good enough, why?
Me: Did you even read my ad dude? I need a rich guy!
Seriously?? You've been hanging with this fella??
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Expert
Posts: 2097
Location: Deep South | barrelracr131 - 2014-07-15 12:01 PM
Or this
This lady in white or ivory please! (Not being racist, just don't wanna have to change the ad)
ETA: I just can't handle so much beauty from the other two....
Edited by BamaCanChaser 2014-07-15 12:12 PM
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | This dude is available!!!!
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | LRQHS - 2014-07-15 12:10 PM This dude is available!!!!
Nevermind, the picture was so small on my phone that I thought he was riding a cow...... :( |
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Hungarian Midget Woman
Location: Midwest | BamaCanChaser - 2014-07-15 12:09 PM barrelracr131 - 2014-07-15 12:01 PM Or this
This lady in white or ivory please! (Not being racist, just don't wanna have to change the ad ) ETA: I just can't handle so much beauty from the other two....
Oh darn, I forgot she put race on the ad.... lemme find another one. |
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Extreme Veteran
Posts: 596
Location: Somewhere in the middle of nowhere | Check out the trailers behind him...yes him! |
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
Posts: 16390
Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | nmeastplains - 2014-07-15 12:15 PM Check out the trailers behind him...yes him!
You think those are his trailers????? |
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
Posts: 16390
Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | Man, it's hard work trying to find a rich dude. |
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Expert
Posts: 2457
| LRQHS - 2014-07-15 10:33 AM
jbhoot - 2014-07-15 10:32 AM LOL, I can't wait to see who or WHAT answers your ad.
Me neither lol.....
This is gonna be EPIC! |
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Posts: 596
Location: Somewhere in the middle of nowhere | LRQHS - 2014-07-15 11:15 AM nmeastplains - 2014-07-15 12:15 PM Check out the trailers behind him...yes him! You think those are his trailers?????
Nooo....but he likes big trailers, its a start...haha! |
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Expert
Posts: 3782
Location: Gainesville, TX |
This one . . . def this one. |
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Extreme Veteran
Posts: 596
Location: Somewhere in the middle of nowhere |
BAHAHA....that is PEEERRRRFECCT! |
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Expert
Posts: 2457
| ^^^^^^ THIS ONE FOR SURE!!!! |
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Posts: 2276
Location: ohio-in my own little world with pretty ponies :) | Omg I got on and creeped!!! Hahaha!! |
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
Posts: 16390
Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | Yeah, that will work lol.....bamacanchaser.....yoohooooo!!! |
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
Posts: 16390
Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | lexyy12 - 2014-07-15 12:26 PM Omg I got on and creeped!!! Hahaha!!
lmao!!! You dirty rascal lol....you making conversation with dudes under my name roflmao!! |
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
Posts: 16390
Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | You dirty freaks!!!!
lol
Let's get this straight!! The first question is ARE YOU RICH????? |
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
Posts: 16390
Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | Man, the Iminpitkin dude got serious fast lol....He wants to share digits..... |
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Expert
Posts: 2276
Location: ohio-in my own little world with pretty ponies :) | LRQHS - 2014-07-15 1:41 PM
Man, the Iminpitkin dude got serious fast lol....He wants to share digits.....
Hahah and that one guy "my tongue is a dangerous weapon" my boring day has now been made AMAZING!! |
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
Posts: 16390
Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | lexyy12 - 2014-07-15 12:44 PM LRQHS - 2014-07-15 1:41 PM Man, the Iminpitkin dude got serious fast lol....He wants to share digits..... Hahah and that one guy "my tongue is a dangerous weapon" my boring day has now been made AMAZING!!
I called him a pervert lol.
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lexyy12 - 2014-07-15 12:44 PM LRQHS - 2014-07-15 1:41 PM Man, the Iminpitkin dude got serious fast lol....He wants to share digits..... Hahah and that one guy "my tongue is a dangerous weapon" my boring day has now been made AMAZING!!
There's a new dude now. He said, "hi, I have nuts."
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Man, the Iminpitkin dude got serious fast lol....He wants to share digits.....
Hahah and that one guy "my tongue is a dangerous weapon" my boring day has now been made AMAZING!!
You better get over there and talk to your dude lol. I can't keep up with all of them lol. |
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lexyy12 - 2014-07-15 12:44 PM
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Man, the Iminpitkin dude got serious fast lol....He wants to share digits.....
Hahah and that one guy "my tongue is a dangerous weapon" my boring day has now been made AMAZING!!
You better get over there and talk to your dude lol. I can't keep up with all of them lol.
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | lexyy12 - 2014-07-15 12:49 PM LRQHS - 2014-07-15 1:47 PM lexyy12 - 2014-07-15 12:44 PM LRQHS - 2014-07-15 1:41 PM Man, the Iminpitkin dude got serious fast lol....He wants to share digits..... Hahah and that one guy "my tongue is a dangerous weapon" my boring day has now been made AMAZING!! You better get over there and talk to your dude lol. I can't keep up with all of them lol. I'll message that one lol
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lexyy12 - 2014-07-15 12:49 PM LRQHS - 2014-07-15 1:47 PM lexyy12 - 2014-07-15 12:44 PM LRQHS - 2014-07-15 1:41 PM Man, the Iminpitkin dude got serious fast lol....He wants to share digits..... Hahah and that one guy "my tongue is a dangerous weapon" my boring day has now been made AMAZING!! You better get over there and talk to your dude lol. I can't keep up with all of them lol. I'll message that one lol
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Location: ohio-in my own little world with pretty ponies :) | LRQHS - 2014-07-15 1:57 PM
Nice one lmao....I just want you to buy me stuff lol.
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I haven't laughed this hard in forever lol. Poor Iminpitkin is trying so hard lol!
Very hard! I have a feeling we lost them all for now...dang it. I was having fun!! Come on Iminpitkin...I need that pic of you and the pooch |
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | lexyy12 - 2014-07-15 1:06 PM LRQHS - 2014-07-15 2:02 PM I haven't laughed this hard in forever lol. Poor Iminpitkin is trying so hard lol! Very hard! I have a feeling we lost them all for now...dang it. I was having fun!! Come on Iminpitkin...I need that pic of you and the pooch
In his defense, he's probably trying to find a chihuahua to take a picture with right now lol. |
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lexyy12 - 2014-07-15 1:06 PM LRQHS - 2014-07-15 2:02 PM I haven't laughed this hard in forever lol. Poor Iminpitkin is trying so hard lol! Very hard! I have a feeling we lost them all for now...dang it. I was having fun!! Come on Iminpitkin...I need that pic of you and the pooch
You will have to give him a chance if he really does that!!! |
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | lexyy12 - 2014-07-15 1:13 PM LRQHS - 2014-07-15 2:08 PM lexyy12 - 2014-07-15 1:06 PM LRQHS - 2014-07-15 2:02 PM I haven't laughed this hard in forever lol. Poor Iminpitkin is trying so hard lol! Very hard! I have a feeling we lost them all for now...dang it. I was having fun!! Come on Iminpitkin...I need that pic of you and the pooch You will have to give him a chance if he really does that!!!
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lexyy12 - 2014-07-15 1:13 PM LRQHS - 2014-07-15 2:08 PM lexyy12 - 2014-07-15 1:06 PM LRQHS - 2014-07-15 2:02 PM I haven't laughed this hard in forever lol. Poor Iminpitkin is trying so hard lol! Very hard! I have a feeling we lost them all for now...dang it. I was having fun!! Come on Iminpitkin...I need that pic of you and the pooch You will have to give him a chance if he really does that!!!
No no no..all yours. I'm just doing this for you and a big laugh!!! Hahah pretty sure my SO wouldn't exactly approve! Lol |
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | lexyy12 - 2014-07-15 1:23 PM LRQHS - 2014-07-15 2:15 PM lexyy12 - 2014-07-15 1:13 PM LRQHS - 2014-07-15 2:08 PM lexyy12 - 2014-07-15 1:06 PM LRQHS - 2014-07-15 2:02 PM I haven't laughed this hard in forever lol. Poor Iminpitkin is trying so hard lol! Very hard! I have a feeling we lost them all for now...dang it. I was having fun!! Come on Iminpitkin...I need that pic of you and the pooch You will have to give him a chance if he really does that!!! No no no..all yours. I'm just doing this for you and a big laugh!!! Hahah pretty sure my SO wouldn't exactly approve! Lol
Well, I guess it all worked out for the best.....you done chased them all off.....lol. |
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lexyy12 - 2014-07-15 1:23 PM LRQHS - 2014-07-15 2:15 PM lexyy12 - 2014-07-15 1:13 PM LRQHS - 2014-07-15 2:08 PM lexyy12 - 2014-07-15 1:06 PM LRQHS - 2014-07-15 2:02 PM I haven't laughed this hard in forever lol. Poor Iminpitkin is trying so hard lol! Very hard! I have a feeling we lost them all for now...dang it. I was having fun!! Come on Iminpitkin...I need that pic of you and the pooch You will have to give him a chance if he really does that!!! No no no..all yours. I'm just doing this for you and a big laugh!!! Hahah pretty sure my SO wouldn't exactly approve! Lol
Sorry! Hahah....if you go click on I think it says "meet me" those are people that looked at your profile and are "interested" hahaha |
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LRQHS - 2014-07-15 2:26 PM
lexyy12 - 2014-07-15 1:23 PM LRQHS - 2014-07-15 2:15 PM lexyy12 - 2014-07-15 1:13 PM LRQHS - 2014-07-15 2:08 PM lexyy12 - 2014-07-15 1:06 PM LRQHS - 2014-07-15 2:02 PM I haven't laughed this hard in forever lol. Poor Iminpitkin is trying so hard lol! Very hard! I have a feeling we lost them all for now...dang it. I was having fun!! Come on Iminpitkin...I need that pic of you and the pooch You will have to give him a chance if he really does that!!! No no no..all yours. I'm just doing this for you and a big laugh!!! Hahah pretty sure my SO wouldn't exactly approve! Lol
Sorry! Hahah....if you go click on I think it says "meet me" those are people that looked at your profile and are "interested" hahaha
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | lexyy12 - 2014-07-15 1:28 PM LRQHS - 2014-07-15 2:26 PM lexyy12 - 2014-07-15 1:23 PM LRQHS - 2014-07-15 2:15 PM lexyy12 - 2014-07-15 1:13 PM LRQHS - 2014-07-15 2:08 PM lexyy12 - 2014-07-15 1:06 PM LRQHS - 2014-07-15 2:02 PM I haven't laughed this hard in forever lol. Poor Iminpitkin is trying so hard lol! Very hard! I have a feeling we lost them all for now...dang it. I was having fun!! Come on Iminpitkin...I need that pic of you and the pooch You will have to give him a chance if he really does that!!! No no no..all yours. I'm just doing this for you and a big laugh!!! Hahah pretty sure my SO wouldn't exactly approve! Lol Sorry! Hahah....if you go click on I think it says "meet me" those are people that looked at your profile and are "interested" hahaha
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lexyy12 - 2014-07-15 12:44 PM LRQHS - 2014-07-15 1:41 PM Man, the Iminpitkin dude got serious fast lol....He wants to share digits..... Hahah and that one guy "my tongue is a dangerous weapon" my boring day has now been made AMAZING!!
There's a new dude now. He said, "hi, I have nuts."
That's the kinda responses our ad should be getting!! This guy can read!! Unlike freaking Joey! |
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Lex, this one's for you lol.
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Anyone on these dating sites has to know that 99% of the ads are fake or lying!
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You are soooooo wrong for that lmao!
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You are soooooo wrong for that lmao!
Hahahahaha hahahahah!!
Bravo Lexxy
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Did we get hit on by a woman?
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Buy me a few beers and my door might just start swinging!! LOL I am laughing so hard! Cudos to whoever came up with that one.
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Gstack: "Wow, you're flexible."
And who the hell gets the credit for the "like a big bootied snow bunnie" comment??
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Sent SO the link to this thread...he is dying!!
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lexyy12 - 2014-07-15 3:05 PM I can't believe how quick these guys are to give out their numbers
I should PM you with my sisters number to give to them bahahahahaha
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Location: Kansas | lexyy12 - 2014-07-15 3:13 PM hoofs_in_motion - 2014-07-15 4:11 PM lexyy12 - 2014-07-15 3:05 PM I can't believe how quick these guys are to give out their numbers I should PM you with my sisters number to give to them bahahahahaha Hahahahaha hahahahah!!!
I was being serious 
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lexyy12 - 2014-07-15 3:13 PM hoofs_in_motion - 2014-07-15 4:11 PM lexyy12 - 2014-07-15 3:05 PM I can't believe how quick these guys are to give out their numbers I should PM you with my sisters number to give to them bahahahahaha Hahahahaha hahahahah!!! I need some payback from when we were kids
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SOMEBODY needs to send Herpderp a PICTURE!!!
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Location: Kansas | lexyy12 - 2014-07-15 3:32 PM hoofs_in_motion - 2014-07-15 4:31 PM lexyy12 - 2014-07-15 3:13 PM hoofs_in_motion - 2014-07-15 4:11 PM lexyy12 - 2014-07-15 3:05 PM I can't believe how quick these guys are to give out their numbers I should PM you with my sisters number to give to them bahahahahaha Hahahahaha hahahahah!!!
I need some payback from when we were kids I'm game!
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (my evil laugh) payback sucks for being such a brat sissy!!! ahahahahahaha |
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lexyy12 - 2014-07-15 3:32 PM hoofs_in_motion - 2014-07-15 4:31 PM lexyy12 - 2014-07-15 3:13 PM hoofs_in_motion - 2014-07-15 4:11 PM lexyy12 - 2014-07-15 3:05 PM I can't believe how quick these guys are to give out their numbers I should PM you with my sisters number to give to them bahahahahaha Hahahahaha hahahahah!!!
I need some payback from when we were kids I'm game!
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LRQHS - 2014-07-15 2:48 PM OMG!!!
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Location: Missouri | hoofs_in_motion - 2014-07-15 3:54 PM
I'm seriously going to laugh my booty off if they really call/send her pictures bahahahahahahahahaha
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hoofs_in_motion - 2014-07-15 3:54 PM
I'm seriously going to laugh my booty off if they really call/send her pictures bahahahahahahahahaha
HerpDerp says he is texting one!! Ohhhhh my!
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | dianea - 2014-07-15 4:08 PM Hey what's up with all these short dudes?? Louisiana guys built low to the ground or what??
Yeap...you Northerner's shot all the tall dude's in the Civil War.....thank's a lot! |
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | Whiteboy - 2014-07-15 4:12 PM All I can say is Wow! You ladies are really messing these guys up. They are never going to want to talk to a woman again! lol
If they would just show us their junk, we'd leave them alone.....and thanks :) |
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Location: Kansas | LRQHS - 2014-07-15 4:14 PM Whiteboy - 2014-07-15 4:12 PM All I can say is Wow! You ladies are really messing these guys up. They are never going to want to talk to a woman again! lol If they would just show us their junk, we'd leave them alone.....and thanks :)
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Location: ohio-in my own little world with pretty ponies :) | dianea - 2014-07-15 5:12 PM
LMAO! They should've ducked! Got a bullrider online now! Where's Lexy???
Sorry! I was having fun while the kiddos slept now nanny duty has been calling. I pipe in here and there. I'll be off work soon ;) |
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Location: Missouri | lexyy12 - 2014-07-15 4:16 PM
dianea - 2014-07-15 5:12 PM
LMAO! They should've ducked! Got a bullrider online now! Where's Lexy???
Sorry! I was having fun while the kiddos slept now nanny duty has been calling. I pipe in here and there. I'll be off work soon ; )
Ah man. Well I will see if I can stir something up! |
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Location: ohio-in my own little world with pretty ponies :) | dianea - 2014-07-15 5:17 PM
lexyy12 - 2014-07-15 4:16 PM
dianea - 2014-07-15 5:12 PM
LMAO! They should've ducked! Got a bullrider online now! Where's Lexy???
Sorry! I was having fun while the kiddos slept now nanny duty has been calling. I pipe in here and there. I'll be off work soon ; )
Ah man. Well I will see if I can stir something up!
Whose the bull rider? I could do some damage there |
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Location: ohio-in my own little world with pretty ponies :) | LRQHS - 2014-07-15 5:19 PM
I have NEVER worked so hard to see some dude junk.....
To be honest. I don't have to if you know what I mean hahah and I don't wanna see any of these guys' hahah |
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Location: ohio-in my own little world with pretty ponies :) | hoofs_in_motion - 2014-07-15 5:24 PM
Somebody better message me on facebook with updates of this! I don't get enough service at home for BHW, and this is hilarious!!!!
Fb me. Alexa Curren |
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Location: Deep South | hoofs_in_motion - 2014-07-15 3:11 PM
lexyy12 - 2014-07-15 3:05 PM I can't believe how quick these guys are to give out their numbers
I should PM you with my sisters number to give to them bahahahahaha
You must reallllllllllllyyyyyyyy have a serious grudge against your sister! Even I'm not that hateful! |
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Location: Missouri | You can FB me too...I'm Diane Albrecht - but will have to catch up later on what happens. After work (of which I'm not getting a whole lot done), taking daughter roping. Altho will probably be sneaking peaks on my phone!
Bullrider is jeff1223e, Lexy. No reply yet.
Oh yeah....rich dudes. Who drug in buzzboy5? He might have the cash, but no drinking, no pets???? |
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | dianea - 2014-07-15 4:37 PM You can FB me too...I'm Diane Albrecht - but will have to catch up later on what happens. After work (of which I'm not getting a whole lot done), taking daughter roping. Altho will probably be sneaking peaks on my phone! Bullrider is jeff1223e, Lexy. No reply yet. Oh yeah....rich dudes. Who drug in buzzboy5? He might have the cash, but no drinking, no pets????
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Location: Kansas | BamaCanChaser - 2014-07-15 4:29 PM
hoofs_in_motion - 2014-07-15 3:11 PM
lexyy12 - 2014-07-15 3:05 PM I can't believe how quick these guys are to give out their numbers
I should PM you with my sisters number to give to them bahahahahaha
You must reallllllllllllyyyyyyyy have a serious grudge against your sister! Even I'm not that hateful!
relax, I'll text her tonight and let her know what happened. My sister has a pretty good sense of humor, she did the same once to me. I found it pretty funny! We don't take this like this serious :) |
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | dianea - 2014-07-15 5:15 PM
Jennifer is definitely Queen BB. Have had more fun with this than I've had since I don't know when. Dang..I need a life. Maybe I should write my own ad for real... nah!
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Location: Missouri | LRQHS - 2014-07-15 5:38 PM
dianea - 2014-07-15 5:15 PM
Jennifer is definitely Queen BB. Have had more fun with this than I've had since I don't know when. Dang..I need a life. Maybe I should write my own ad for real... nah!
Why write your own ad when we would be happy to do it for you lol?
Cause there's some scary lookin dudes in Louisiana anyway! Besides. .it's lots more fun messing with em than dealing with em for real.
Let's see...SWM, must be 6' or taller. Must have own horses, truck, and trailer cause I'm not lending you mine. Must have good sense of humor, appreciate independent women cause I'm gone with kids all the time. Must be hot. Financially secure. Not afraid of crazy family members. Must realize kids come first and that my 90 pound Catahoula is very possessive and sleeps with his head on my shoulder. If you're looking for someone to raise or have your kids do not apply. If you're looking for someone to take care of you..need not apply. If you need constant reassurance and someone to raise YOU, need not apply.
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | mtcanchazer - 2014-07-15 10:03 PM
OMG, that is so freaking funny....can I play too?
YES!!! THERE'S A HOT DUDE WAITING!! and I need help lol. |
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Location: Montana | LRQHS - 2014-07-15 9:14 PM mtcanchazer - 2014-07-15 10:03 PM OMG, that is so freaking funny....can I play too? YES!!! THERE'S A HOT DUDE WAITING!! and I need help lol.
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | mtcanchazer - 2014-07-15 10:15 PM
LRQHS - 2014-07-15 9:14 PM mtcanchazer - 2014-07-15 10:03 PM OMG, that is so freaking funny....can I play too? YES!!! THERE'S A HOT DUDE WAITING!! and I need help lol.
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Location: Montana | TNcowgirl88 - 2014-07-16 9:28 AM
I finally got caught up on this thread.! Goodness how hysterical! THese poor men. Do you have any QUALITY (????LOL?????) potentials yet?
It appears like most of them like beer so they've past at least one qualification. :) |
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Location: Midwest | texas taz - 2014-07-16 1:09 PM Hey, Where did Jennifer go????
I think she's off work today :)
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Location: Lost in the corn of Iowa. | rodeorun68 - 2014-07-14 1:30 PM
I think you are approaching this all wrong :) I have been thinking to start my own new religion. You have seen the Mormon Sister Wives guy? Well, I think that's a great idea BUT in reverse lol. I'm calling it the More-Men religion HeHeHe. Here's how it works: You need multiple men to fulfill your NEEDS...
1. Farrier
2. Vet
3. Ranch Hand
4. Conversationalist
5. Hottie (with special skilss if ya get what I'm sayin' lol)
She could have Brother Husbands!!! One for each oh her needs. LOL!!
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| Sooooo.... I'm out unwinding after work and having a cold beer.... and this is what I see on the wall in the bathroom.... we would have to add some things to it but its a great start.. or a great profile picture for POF.
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Location: Montana | TNcowgirl88 - 2014-07-17 8:51 AM Sooooo.... I'm out unwinding after work and having a cold beer.... and this is what I see on the wall in the bathroom.... we would have to add some things to it but its a great start.. or a great profile picture for POF.
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| mtcanchazer - 2014-07-17 10:19 AM
TNcowgirl88 - 2014-07-17 8:51 AM Sooooo.... I'm out unwinding after work and having a cold beer.... and this is what I see on the wall in the bathroom.... we would have to add some things to it but its a great start.. or a great profile picture for POF.
Me likey! Can I save that pic and print it off? LOL
of course.. haha
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How RUDE! This was my entertainment for the week! dang it
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Location: Texas | hoofs_in_motion - 2014-07-17 11:41 AM I think we need to create a new one....and only PM it to a certain few who we know wont change the password
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Location: ohio-in my own little world with pretty ponies :) | hoofs_in_motion - 2014-07-17 12:41 PM
I think we need to create a new one....and only PM it to a certain few who we know wont change the password
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| barrelracr131 - 2014-07-15 12:58 PM Tell him to send a photo first... send him this one back
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | RoaniePonie11 - 2014-07-17 10:20 PM Can I pretty please join? I just wanna read! Ps I could probably use a friggin add LOL
You absolutely could, IF someone hadn't changed our password lol. It was either that or we got banned lol. Maybe, Lexy can retrieve our password for us today and we can have a Friday party lol. Orrrrrr, we can make a new profile and new ad today lol. |
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RoaniePonie11 - 2014-07-17 10:20 PM Can I pretty please join? I just wanna read! Ps I could probably use a friggin add LOL
You absolutely could, IF someone hadn't changed our password lol. It was either that or we got banned lol. Maybe, Lexy can retrieve our password for us today and we can have a Friday party lol. Orrrrrr, we can make a new profile and new ad today lol.
I'm down with a Friday Party. Lexy get on this please!!?!! |
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | BamaCanChaser - 2014-07-18 10:00 AM LRQHS what is the email we used??
I'm pm'd you lol....gotta throw the little hijacker off rahahahahaha. |
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Location: Deep South | LRQHS - 2014-07-18 10:09 AM
I tried both my emails....I think they zapped us lol.
Just saw this after I pm'd you. I think so too. :(( |
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | BamaCanChaser - 2014-07-18 10:12 AM LRQHS - 2014-07-18 10:09 AM I tried both my emails....I think they zapped us lol. Just saw this after I pm'd you. I think so too. : ( (
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | LRQHS - 2014-07-18 10:13 AM BamaCanChaser - 2014-07-18 10:12 AM LRQHS - 2014-07-18 10:09 AM I tried both my emails....I think they zapped us lol. Just saw this after I pm'd you. I think so too. : ( (
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Location: ohio-in my own little world with pretty ponies :) | lindseylou2290 - 2014-07-18 9:46 AM
LRQHS - 2014-07-18 4:05 AM
RoaniePonie11 - 2014-07-17 10:20 PM Can I pretty please join? I just wanna read! Ps I could probably use a friggin add LOL
You absolutely could, IF someone hadn't changed our password lol. It was either that or we got banned lol. Maybe, Lexy can retrieve our password for us today and we can have a Friday party lol. Orrrrrr, we can make a new profile and new ad today lol.
I'm down with a Friday Party. Lexy get on this please!!?!!
Oops, I just now logged on. I'm thinking they probably zapped us...apparently non barrel horse world people don't think we're as funny as we do...lol |
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | lexyy12 - 2014-07-18 10:51 AM Since that fun is over...I'm on a mission to get myself a "name" on here. I want one!!!! I'm impatient dang it! When will I ever say or do something worthy of a name?!
As The Soup Nazi would say, "NO NAME FOR YOU!!!" |
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Location: Montana | lexyy12 - 2014-07-18 9:51 AM
Since that fun is over...I'm on a mission to get myself a "name" on here. I want one!!!! I'm impatient dang it! When will I ever say or do something worthy of a name?!
I think your name should be "I'm Impatient Dang It!" If you get that one there is no need to thank me. :-) |
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Location: Deep South | lexyy12 - 2014-07-18 10:51 AM
Since that fun is over...I'm on a mission to get myself a "name" on here. I want one!!!! I'm impatient dang it! When will I ever say or do something worthy of a name?!
I feel your pain!! We are un-loved by the name gods. |
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Location: ohio-in my own little world with pretty ponies :) | BamaCanChaser - 2014-07-18 12:48 PM
lexyy12 - 2014-07-18 10:51 AM
Since that fun is over...I'm on a mission to get myself a "name" on here. I want one!!!! I'm impatient dang it! When will I ever say or do something worthy of a name?!
I feel your pain!! We are un-loved by the name gods.
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | lexyy12 - 2014-07-18 12:56 PM BamaCanChaser - 2014-07-18 12:48 PM lexyy12 - 2014-07-18 10:51 AM Since that fun is over...I'm on a mission to get myself a "name" on here. I want one!!!! I'm impatient dang it! When will I ever say or do something worthy of a name?! I feel your pain!! We are un-loved by the name gods. At least I'm not alone lol come on name gods....get your butt in gear!
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Location: ohio-in my own little world with pretty ponies :) | LRQHS - 2014-07-18 1:58 PM
lexyy12 - 2014-07-18 12:56 PM BamaCanChaser - 2014-07-18 12:48 PM lexyy12 - 2014-07-18 10:51 AM Since that fun is over...I'm on a mission to get myself a "name" on here. I want one!!!! I'm impatient dang it! When will I ever say or do something worthy of a name?! I feel your pain!! We are un-loved by the name gods. At least I'm not alone lol come on name gods....get your butt in gear!
I could only imagine.....TELL ME TELL ME |
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 Dancing in my Mind
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Location: Eastern OH but my heart is in WV | I can't always post much because let's just say BHW gets me through work a lot of times... but I have loved reading this post and for the love of horses, will someone PLEASE give Lexyy a name
Edited by Rolling J 2014-07-18 4:37 PM
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | It should be LadyCougar121 :) |
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| lexyy12 - 2014-07-18 3:54 PM LRQHS - 2014-07-18 1:58 PM lexyy12 - 2014-07-18 12:56 PM BamaCanChaser - 2014-07-18 12:48 PM lexyy12 - 2014-07-18 10:51 AM Since that fun is over...I'm on a mission to get myself a "name" on here. I want one!!!! I'm impatient dang it! When will I ever say or do something worthy of a name?! I feel your pain!! We are un-loved by the name gods. At least I'm not alone lol come on name gods....get your butt in gear! I could only imagine.....TELL ME TELL ME
Careful what you wish for! LOL |
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | Or....Pessary :) |
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Location: ohio-in my own little world with pretty ponies :) | LRQHS - 2014-07-18 5:39 PM
It should be LadyCougar121 :)
Lmao!! I would TOTALLY take that!!!! At least there's a good story behind it!! |
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