So hubby remembers that he left his horse's gate open last night and now has to go out before work to put "Sam" back in his stall. It's pitch black out and well, so is his horse. After a brief scuttle over why these kids won't leave his *&^*^%(%% flashlight alone, we head out onto the property to look for Sam. We don't have much land, just over an acre but the back half is a forrest of mesquite trees and scrub and you can't see your hand in front of your face. I only venture out as far as the end of my patio as I watch my hubby blend into the darkness making a stupid whistling sound for Sam. I sip on coffee....I hear swear words....I think maybe hubby fell over something... I think he hollered.."Why don't you put your @#$@##$% coffee down and help me find the %$#*** horse! I don't know for sure I heard this so I continue to stand there in the dark and wonder where Sam is and Where hubby is....and dang, this coffee is good this morning....*SNORT* I jump ten feet, spill the coffee. *SNORT*
Sam had spent the night on my patio all 1300 pounds of him and he was standing with his nose almost on my shoulder the whole time.
Posted 2014-07-17 8:15 AM Subject: RE: The Phantom
Hawty & Nawty
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:) you're welcome. On a side note, Horny toads are excellent swimmers. Snowman the dog, picked one up and put it in the kiddo's pool. That's another story for another time.
The Phantom
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