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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | The dude that I met on POF and was supposed to take me to the Motley Crue concert called it all off BECAUSE he said I didn't text him enough on the weekends. I swear lol. Now, this is someone I hadn't officially met yet.
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | So, technically, I got dumped for not TEXTING him enough. |
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Location: The barn...where else? SW Missouri | Needy much?? Lol. I say he did you a favor. |
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Location: LuluLand~along I64 Indiana | toenail problem solved |
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| say what chick???!!!
He wouldn't have been able to hang with your awesome self anyway. Who needs a clinger?! not you, darling!! |
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | Dude wanted me to respond to his texts promptly lmao. |
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | Yeah.....but, the MOTLEY CRUE concert and the $7.99 I spent on fake toenails!!! |
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| LRQHS - 2014-09-17 1:02 PM
Dude wanted me to respond to his texts promptly lmao.
like drop your life and respond??? WTH ... |
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Location: In The Land of Cotton | Put the toe nails on and dance by yourself. Easier and no pressure. |
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| LRQHS - 2014-09-17 1:03 PM
Yeah.....but, the MOTLEY CRUE concert and the $7.99 I spent on fake toenails!!!
ageing hair bands, spandex, leather, and awesome people watching all down the drain!!!!!!!
Not gonna lie, I was looking forward to your pictures from this ......... |
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Location: Sperry, OK | LRQHS - 2014-09-17 1:02 PM Dude wanted me to respond to his texts promptly lmao.
Well the simple solution would have been for him to create a profile here on BHW!! LOL!
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Location: The barn...where else? SW Missouri | LRQHS - 2014-09-17 1:03 PM
Yeah.....but, the MOTLEY CRUE concert and the $7.99 I spent on fake toenails!!!
Save them for a guy that's worth you wearing them for. He's out there. :) |
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | ACEINTHEHOLE - 2014-09-17 1:06 PM LRQHS - 2014-09-17 1:02 PM Dude wanted me to respond to his texts promptly lmao. Well the simple solution would have been for him to create a profile here on BHW!! LOL!
Isn't that the truth lol. |
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Location: Sperry, OK | LRQHS - 2014-09-17 1:09 PM ACEINTHEHOLE - 2014-09-17 1:06 PM LRQHS - 2014-09-17 1:02 PM Dude wanted me to respond to his texts promptly lmao. Well the simple solution would have been for him to create a profile here on BHW!! LOL!
See look how fast that was....3 minutes! |
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | ACEINTHEHOLE - 2014-09-17 1:10 PM LRQHS - 2014-09-17 1:09 PM ACEINTHEHOLE - 2014-09-17 1:06 PM LRQHS - 2014-09-17 1:02 PM Dude wanted me to respond to his texts promptly lmao. Well the simple solution would have been for him to create a profile here on BHW!! LOL!
Apparently, my weekday texting passed the standard. It was weekend texting that was sub standard lol. |
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | We'll have to text this again on Saturday. |
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | Ok, I'm evil lol. I just texted him.....I put.....
Sucks at weekend texting, but is nick named the human pretzel.....yeah, sounds like you made a great decision. |
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | Lovin Life - 2014-09-17 1:22 PM Am I the only one that doesn't know what POF is? I'm going to Motley Crue on Fri... I'll take pics for ya!
Plenty of Fish....the free dating site....there are no rich guys on it. |
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | Lovin Life - 2014-09-17 1:25 PM I really want someone to try Farmers Only!! I keep trying to get a friend to go on there.
IT'S NOT FREE lol.....who am I kidding we can try it next week for entertainment. I volunteer :) |
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Location: Lala Land | With that kind of attitude any man would be LUCKY to have you!! First I think you need a pic in suspenders... lol  |
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | Lovin Life - 2014-09-17 1:31 PM With that kind of attitude any man would be LUCKY to have you!! First I think you need a pic in suspenders... lol
....and, what else?? |
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Location: Do I hear Banjos? | Maybe a cowgirl hat? lol
And yeah sure POF is free...but sometimes you get what you pay for. Do you really want to bargain shop for the person you want to spend your life with? |
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | TrailGirl - 2014-09-17 1:35 PM Maybe a cowgirl hat? lol
And yeah sure POF is free...but sometimes you get what you pay for. Do you really want to bargain shop for the person you want to spend your life with?
WHAT??? Ain't nobody said nothing about spending my life with no one. I just wants me some free food and booze. |
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Location: Somewhere in the middle of nowhere | LRQHS - 2014-09-17 12:37 PM TrailGirl - 2014-09-17 1:35 PM Maybe a cowgirl hat? lol
And yeah sure POF is free...but sometimes you get what you pay for. Do you really want to bargain shop for the person you want to spend your life with? WHAT??? Ain't nobody said nothing about spending my life with no one. I just wants me some free food and booze.
And a concert that involves spandex????? |
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Location: Missouri | They make fake toenails? |
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | nmeastplains - 2014-09-17 1:39 PM LRQHS - 2014-09-17 12:37 PM TrailGirl - 2014-09-17 1:35 PM Maybe a cowgirl hat? lol
And yeah sure POF is free...but sometimes you get what you pay for. Do you really want to bargain shop for the person you want to spend your life with? WHAT??? Ain't nobody said nothing about spending my life with no one. I just wants me some free food and booze.
Exactly! I wanted to see Vince Neil shove his butt in some spandex shorts and (fingers crossed) start a fight with Nikki Sixx. |
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| Lovin Life - 2014-09-17 1:25 PM I really want someone to try Farmers Only!! I keep trying to get a friend to go on there.
I did and there are only about 5 men per state... and they all want you to do the farming.. LOL |
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Location: Lala Land | LRQHS - 2014-09-17 1:41 PM
nmeastplains - 2014-09-17 1:39 PM LRQHS - 2014-09-17 12:37 PM TrailGirl - 2014-09-17 1:35 PM Maybe a cowgirl hat? lol
And yeah sure POF is free...but sometimes you get what you pay for. Do you really want to bargain shop for the person you want to spend your life with? WHAT??? Ain't nobody said nothing about spending my life with no one. I just wants me some free food and booze.
I will get pics!!! haha |
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Location: Lala Land | suzy2qtee - 2014-09-17 1:42 PM Lovin Life - 2014-09-17 1:25 PM I really want someone to try Farmers Only!! I keep trying to get a friend to go on there. I did and there are only about 5 men per state... and they all want you to do the farming.. LOL
Typical men.... |
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | Tbred - 2014-09-17 1:40 PM They make fake toenails?
Yes and you can get toenail stickers too. They sell fake toenails at Walgreens. |
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | suzy2qtee - 2014-09-17 1:42 PM Lovin Life - 2014-09-17 1:25 PM I really want someone to try Farmers Only!! I keep trying to get a friend to go on there. I did and there are only about 5 men per state... and they all want you to do the farming.. LOL
Ohhh, hang on a second! I am not doing all the farming! |
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | That questionaire will ask questions like, can you drive a tractor? Can you hook up a pto shaft by yourself? How many bales of hay can you lift in one day? And, what is the maximum weight that you can lift? |
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Location: Lala Land | Just put... Yes, Yes, and 12oz.!!! |
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | Lovin Life - 2014-09-17 1:52 PM Just put... Yes, Yes, and 12oz.!!!
I think we need to sign you up. We'd love to help with the interview process and your profile information :) |
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Location: ND | this reality show is soooooooo scripted..... |
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| LRQHS - 2014-09-17 1:49 PM That questionaire will ask questions like, can you drive a tractor? Can you hook up a pto shaft by yourself? How many bales of hay can you lift in one day? And, what is the maximum weight that you can lift?
And be sure your 5' nothing and weigh 100#'s with a DD bra size! |
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Location: Cap'n Joan Rotgut.....alberta | OMG.........lmao................
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | jbhoot - 2014-09-17 1:59 PM I think you need to find an old guy with money that likes horses and will let you have a "boy toy" Problem solved!!!!
Are you volunteering??? |
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Im bumed  |
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | suzy2qtee - 2014-09-17 1:57 PM LRQHS - 2014-09-17 1:49 PM That questionaire will ask questions like, can you drive a tractor? Can you hook up a pto shaft by yourself? How many bales of hay can you lift in one day? And, what is the maximum weight that you can lift? And be sure your 5' nothing and weigh 100#'s with a DD bra size!
Yeah, for the POF profile I put pictures of me from the 90's. Some guy actually said I looked 10 years younger than I really am lmao! |
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | della - 2014-09-17 2:01 PM Soooooo..... does this mean I dont get a t shirt soaked in tommy Lee's sweat? Im bumed
I don't think so buddy. I messed up lol. |
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| LRQHS - 2014-09-17 1:59 PM
jbhoot - 2014-09-17 1:59 PM I think you need to find an old guy with money that likes horses and will let you have a "boy toy" Problem solved!!!!
Are you volunteering???
Be careful girl you might get more than you can handle LOL. Besides I don't think I have enough money. |
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Location: North of the 49th Parallel | Tinder? Hahaha. I've met a couple guys off of there and I think this latest one might be a keeper. Tinder always provides a good laugh. |
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della - 2014-09-17 2:01 PM Soooooo..... does this mean I dont get a t shirt soaked in tommy Lee's sweat? Im bumed
Well thanks a lot! |
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | jbhoot - 2014-09-17 2:05 PM LRQHS - 2014-09-17 1:59 PM jbhoot - 2014-09-17 1:59 PM I think you need to find an old guy with money that likes horses and will let you have a "boy toy" Problem solved!!!! Are you volunteering??? Be careful girl you might get more than you can handle LOL. Besides I don't think I have enough money.
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | bccanchaser16 - 2014-09-17 2:06 PM Tinder? Hahaha. I've met a couple guys off of there and I think this latest one might be a keeper. Tinder always provides a good laugh.
That sounds like a lumber jack dating site.... |
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Location: In a happy place | Well he has no idea what he missed. I got on Farmers Only and one really decent prospect was interested, he even had an airplane. But I quit playing because I figured he wouldn't be interested in a boob-less wonder. |
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Location: Deep South | OMG LRQHS!! I so thought of you when I was driving to work yesterday! But I didn't have time to come on here and tell you about it!
My fave radio show was talking about this guy's Tinder profile and how for his profile pic he put a screenshot of his checking account! $127k, not millionaire status, but impressive.
Anyhow, all these girls were calling in and saying how they would NEVER date someone who would do an arrogant thing like that, but I was thinking, I know one gal who would!!  |
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | BamaCanChaser - 2014-09-17 2:29 PM OMG LRQHS!! I so thought of you when I was driving to work yesterday! But I didn't have time to come on here and tell you about it! My fave radio show was talking about this guy's Tinder profile and how for his profile pic he put a screenshot of his checking account! $127k, not millionaire status, but impressive. Anyhow, all these girls were calling in and saying how they would NEVER date someone who would do an arrogant thing like that, but I was thinking, I know one gal who would!!
Holy smoke-a-roo's! My soul mate.....and you lost him! |
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | sorrel horse ranch - 2014-09-17 2:13 PM Well he has no idea what he missed. I got on Farmers Only and one really decent prospect was interested, he even had an airplane. But I quit playing because I figured he wouldn't be interested in a boob-less wonder.
I'd date you. |
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Location: 100 miles from Nowhere, AR | LRQHS - 2014-09-17 2:32 PM sorrel horse ranch - 2014-09-17 2:13 PM Well he has no idea what he missed. I got on Farmers Only and one really decent prospect was interested, he even had an airplane. But I quit playing because I figured he wouldn't be interested in a boob-less wonder. I'd date you.
Me too. Boobs do nothing for me... (Y'all should have seen the autcorrected version of that--haha) |
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | Three 4 Luck - 2014-09-17 4:07 PM LRQHS - 2014-09-17 2:32 PM sorrel horse ranch - 2014-09-17 2:13 PM Well he has no idea what he missed. I got on Farmers Only and one really decent prospect was interested, he even had an airplane. But I quit playing because I figured he wouldn't be interested in a boob-less wonder. I'd date you.
I'd do more than date you, if you gave me enough booze  |
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Location: North Dakota | LRQHS - 2014-09-17 1:46 PM suzy2qtee - 2014-09-17 1:42 PM Lovin Life - 2014-09-17 1:25 PM I really want someone to try Farmers Only!! I keep trying to get a friend to go on there. I did and there are only about 5 men per state... and they all want you to do the farming.. LOL
Every girl wants someone else to do the plowing every now and then! |
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Location: 100 miles from Nowhere, AR | LMS - 2014-09-17 4:21 PM LRQHS - 2014-09-17 1:46 PM suzy2qtee - 2014-09-17 1:42 PM Lovin Life - 2014-09-17 1:25 PM I really want someone to try Farmers Only!! I keep trying to get a friend to go on there. I did and there are only about 5 men per state... and they all want you to do the farming.. LOL Every girl wants someone else to do the plowing every now and then!
Corn grinding too. Ooooooooo! |
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Location: North Dakota | Three 4 Luck - 2014-09-17 4:24 PM
LMS - 2014-09-17 4:21 PM LRQHS - 2014-09-17 1:46 PM suzy2qtee - 2014-09-17 1:42 PM Lovin Life - 2014-09-17 1:25 PM I really want someone to try Farmers Only!! I keep trying to get a friend to go on there. I did and there are only about 5 men per state... and they all want you to do the farming.. LOL Every girl wants someone else to do the plowing every now and then!
OMG, So glad I'm not the only one that has a terribly dirty mind! hahahaha! |
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Location: NE Texas | sorrel horse ranch - 2014-09-17 2:13 PM Well he has no idea what he missed. I got on Farmers Only and one really decent prospect was interested, he even had an airplane. But I quit playing because I figured he wouldn't be interested in a boob-less wonder.
When I see you i'm gonna have to kick your hiney for even saying that! Heck, if he has a plane he can buy you whatever boobs you (he) wants and probably would prefer it that way than anyhow. LOL |
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| OMG I was in meetings and missed the best thread of the day!!!  and you got dumped cuz of the texting. Gawd, but hey we can play on farmers only and ask about their plowing skillz!!  |
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Location: In a happy place | Three 4 Luck - 2014-09-17 4:07 PM LRQHS - 2014-09-17 2:32 PM sorrel horse ranch - 2014-09-17 2:13 PM Well he has no idea what he missed. I got on Farmers Only and one really decent prospect was interested, he even had an airplane. But I quit playing because I figured he wouldn't be interested in a boob-less wonder. I'd date you.
Well LRQHS that is very comforting to me. I would drive the tractor, do the planting, shovel horse poop, mow the yard, pick pecans and whatever else. Glad it wouldn't make any difference to you and Herbie.
And dare I ask Three 4 Luck to let us in on the other version of what you said about boobs not making a difference to you? LOL |
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Location: Under The Big Sky Of Texas | Awww what a jerk.. I bet he was a bit creepy and figured he better not mess with you, you might kick his butt when he put the moves on you, so he thought that he had better move on to someone that dont have the smarts that you do.
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Location: In a happy place | Southtxponygirl - 2014-09-17 6:34 PM Awww what a jerk.. I bet he was a bit creepy and figured he better not mess with you, you might kick his butt when he put the moves on you, so he thought that he had better move on to someone that dont have the smarts that you do.
Slow down girlie, the right guy will be coming along when you least suspect it. You're a wonderful lady
I thought she texted really good when she texts me! |
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Location: Under The Big Sky Of Texas | sorrel horse ranch - 2014-09-17 7:30 PM Southtxponygirl - 2014-09-17 6:34 PM Awww what a jerk.. I bet he was a bit creepy and figured he better not mess with you, you might kick his butt when he put the moves on you, so he thought that he had better move on to someone that dont have the smarts that you do.
Slow down girlie, the right guy will be coming along when you least suspect it. You're a wonderful lady
Yepttt, and I bet when she texted this fella he saw she was not someone that he could jerk around so he thought he had better move on to his next victim. |
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Location: Montana | Perhaps we should just make a thread about all the ways guys confuse us gals.
Btw, sorry about your guy...I just don't know what else to say. |
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | mtcanchazer - 2014-09-17 7:52 PM
Perhaps we should just make a thread about all the ways guys confuse us gals.
Btw, sorry about your guy...I just don't know what else to say.
No biggie lol. I sure got a laugh out of that one! |
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Location: Eastern OH but my heart is in WV | LRQHS - 2014-09-17 1:02 PM
Dude wanted me to respond to his texts promptly lmao.
That was a close call... at least now you know he likes EVERYTHING fast He doesn't deserve you or the little yapper dogs or the fake toe nails :) |
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| Hey!! I know a guy on Farmer's Only! He's actually one of our good friends and he's not a creeper!! He has horses and a need for a girlfriend!
He's in SE Iowa, and he's been traveling to see people in Kentucky, Omaha, and wants to meet a gal from Utah! Personally I think he's crazy for that....but Lousiana wouldn't be much of a stretch and he'll be in AR in Oct!. |
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| Good GAWD ... I leave for one afternoon .... and all THIS happens!!!!
I vote for Farmers Only and Nateracer's friend!!!! BHW hookup time!!!! |
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | lindseylou2290 - 2014-09-18 9:38 AM Good GAWD ... I leave for one afternoon .... and all THIS happens!!!! I vote for Farmers Only and Nateracer's friend!!!! BHW hookup time!!!!
Meh, Nate's friend is too far for me to stalk appropriately. |
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| LRQHS - 2014-09-18 9:41 AM
lindseylou2290 - 2014-09-18 9:38 AM Good GAWD ... I leave for one afternoon .... and all THIS happens!!!! I vote for Farmers Only and Nateracer's friend!!!! BHW hookup time!!!!
Meh, Nate's friend is too far for me to stalk appropriately.
Girl ... he is willing to TRAVEL!!! Did you miss the part about him going to UTAH to meet some gal??! Come now ... options darling, options!! |
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| lindseylou2290 - 2014-09-18 9:43 AM LRQHS - 2014-09-18 9:41 AM lindseylou2290 - 2014-09-18 9:38 AM Good GAWD ... I leave for one afternoon .... and all THIS happens!!!! I vote for Farmers Only and Nateracer's friend!!!! BHW hookup time!!!! Meh, Nate's friend is too far for me to stalk appropriately. Girl ... he is willing to TRAVEL!!! Did you miss the part about him going to UTAH to meet some gal??! Come now ... options darling, options!!
I can send you pics! LOL His FO profile doesn't have one. (I was nosy and looked! LOL) His profile also leaves something to be desired. I may have to help him update it if he really wants to find a decent gal. |
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | lindseylou2290 - 2014-09-18 9:43 AM LRQHS - 2014-09-18 9:41 AM lindseylou2290 - 2014-09-18 9:38 AM Good GAWD ... I leave for one afternoon .... and all THIS happens!!!! I vote for Farmers Only and Nateracer's friend!!!! BHW hookup time!!!! Meh, Nate's friend is too far for me to stalk appropriately. Girl ... he is willing to TRAVEL!!! Did you miss the part about him going to UTAH to meet some gal??! Come now ... options darling, options!!
He sounds insane lol. |
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| LRQHS - 2014-09-18 9:47 AM
lindseylou2290 - 2014-09-18 9:43 AM LRQHS - 2014-09-18 9:41 AM lindseylou2290 - 2014-09-18 9:38 AM Good GAWD ... I leave for one afternoon .... and all THIS happens!!!! I vote for Farmers Only and Nateracer's friend!!!! BHW hookup time!!!! Meh, Nate's friend is too far for me to stalk appropriately. Girl ... he is willing to TRAVEL!!! Did you miss the part about him going to UTAH to meet some gal??! Come now ... options darling, options!!
soooooo right up your alley, right??!! LMBO!! ;) j/k You kinda do attract the crazies pal .... C'mon now, dumped because you wouldn't text him back enough?? THAT is crazy! |
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | Nateracer - 2014-09-18 8:56 AM Hey!! I know a guy on Farmer's Only! He's actually one of our good friends and he's not a creeper!! He has horses and a need for a girlfriend!
He's in SE Iowa, and he's been traveling to see people in Kentucky, Omaha, and wants to meet a gal from Utah! Personally I think he's crazy for that....but Lousiana wouldn't be much of a stretch and he'll be in AR in Oct!.
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | lindseylou2290 - 2014-09-18 9:49 AM LRQHS - 2014-09-18 9:47 AM lindseylou2290 - 2014-09-18 9:43 AM LRQHS - 2014-09-18 9:41 AM lindseylou2290 - 2014-09-18 9:38 AM Good GAWD ... I leave for one afternoon .... and all THIS happens!!!! I vote for Farmers Only and Nateracer's friend!!!! BHW hookup time!!!! Meh, Nate's friend is too far for me to stalk appropriately. Girl ... he is willing to TRAVEL!!! Did you miss the part about him going to UTAH to meet some gal??! Come now ... options darling, options!! soooooo right up your alley, right??!! LMBO!! ; ) j/k You kinda do attract the crazies pal .... C'mon now, dumped because you wouldn't text him back enough?? THAT is crazy!
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Nateracer - 2014-09-18 8:56 AM Hey!! I know a guy on Farmer's Only! He's actually one of our good friends and he's not a creeper!! He has horses and a need for a girlfriend!
He's in SE Iowa, and he's been traveling to see people in Kentucky, Omaha, and wants to meet a gal from Utah! Personally I think he's crazy for that....but Lousiana wouldn't be much of a stretch and he'll be in AR in Oct!.
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His profile label is something about a redneck. He's country, but not anything near what I would call redneck. He's semi-retired, has a chemistry degree, and works part time for the company he's worked for 40 years,doing their chemical compounds. He works because he enjoys it, not because he needs the $$.
His main horse business was weanlings. He went to QH congress with a few of them and did fairly well.
I just think he's crazy wanting a girlfriend at his age. If I was his age and single I'd lay around in my PJs and do whatever the heck I wanted! He wants someone to care for...He's not one of those guys that needs a keeper! |
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Location: Midwest | Nateracer - 2014-09-18 9:57 AM He's not insane. He just really wants a girlfriend. His last girlfriend of 3 years had a bunch of problems with her health and turned into a royal PITA and Biatch.
His profile label is something about a redneck. He's country, but not anything near what I would call redneck. He's semi-retired, has a chemistry degree, and works part time for the company he's worked for 40 years,doing their chemical compounds. He works because he enjoys it, not because he needs the $$.
His main horse business was weanlings. He went to QH congress with a few of them and did fairly well.
I just think he's crazy wanting a girlfriend at his age. If I was his age and single I'd lay around in my PJs and do whatever the heck I wanted! He wants someone to care for...He's not one of those guys that needs a keeper!
I was talking about the "not texting enough guy" LOLOL |
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Location: Somewhere in the middle of nowhere | Nateracer - 2014-09-18 8:57 AM He's not insane. He just really wants a girlfriend. His last girlfriend of 3 years had a bunch of problems with her health and turned into a royal PITA and Biatch.
His profile label is something about a redneck. He's country, but not anything near what I would call redneck. He's semi-retired, has a chemistry degree, and works part time for the company he's worked for 40 years,doing their chemical compounds. He works because he enjoys it, not because he needs the $$.
His main horse business was weanlings. He went to QH congress with a few of them and did fairly well.
I just think he's crazy wanting a girlfriend at his age. If I was his age and single I'd lay around in my PJs and do whatever the heck I wanted! He wants someone to care for...He's not one of those guys that needs a keeper!
If I told you how I read this I might offend someone and I don't really want to do that.....seems like a nice guy. I hope he finds a decent lady to spend time with. |
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| nmeastplains - 2014-09-18 10:12 AM Nateracer - 2014-09-18 8:57 AM He's not insane. He just really wants a girlfriend. His last girlfriend of 3 years had a bunch of problems with her health and turned into a royal PITA and Biatch.
His profile label is something about a redneck. He's country, but not anything near what I would call redneck. He's semi-retired, has a chemistry degree, and works part time for the company he's worked for 40 years,doing their chemical compounds. He works because he enjoys it, not because he needs the $$.
His main horse business was weanlings. He went to QH congress with a few of them and did fairly well.
I just think he's crazy wanting a girlfriend at his age. If I was his age and single I'd lay around in my PJs and do whatever the heck I wanted! He wants someone to care for...He's not one of those guys that needs a keeper! If I told you how I read this I might offend someone and I don't really want to do that.....seems like a nice guy. I hope he finds a decent lady to spend time with.
ALL online dating stuff is up for interpretation. Which is why if I couldn't find someone local at that age...I'd lay around in my PJs and enjoy my life! |
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Location: Somewhere in the middle of nowhere | Nateracer - 2014-09-18 9:17 AM nmeastplains - 2014-09-18 10:12 AM Nateracer - 2014-09-18 8:57 AM He's not insane. He just really wants a girlfriend. His last girlfriend of 3 years had a bunch of problems with her health and turned into a royal PITA and Biatch.
His profile label is something about a redneck. He's country, but not anything near what I would call redneck. He's semi-retired, has a chemistry degree, and works part time for the company he's worked for 40 years,doing their chemical compounds. He works because he enjoys it, not because he needs the $$.
His main horse business was weanlings. He went to QH congress with a few of them and did fairly well.
I just think he's crazy wanting a girlfriend at his age. If I was his age and single I'd lay around in my PJs and do whatever the heck I wanted! He wants someone to care for...He's not one of those guys that needs a keeper! If I told you how I read this I might offend someone and I don't really want to do that.....seems like a nice guy. I hope he finds a decent lady to spend time with.
Okay then...my interpretation is man with man and one foot in the grave....
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Nateracer - 2014-09-18 9:17 AM nmeastplains - 2014-09-18 10:12 AM Nateracer - 2014-09-18 8:57 AM He's not insane. He just really wants a girlfriend. His last girlfriend of 3 years had a bunch of problems with her health and turned into a royal PITA and Biatch.
His profile label is something about a redneck. He's country, but not anything near what I would call redneck. He's semi-retired, has a chemistry degree, and works part time for the company he's worked for 40 years,doing their chemical compounds. He works because he enjoys it, not because he needs the $$.
His main horse business was weanlings. He went to QH congress with a few of them and did fairly well.
I just think he's crazy wanting a girlfriend at his age. If I was his age and single I'd lay around in my PJs and do whatever the heck I wanted! He wants someone to care for...He's not one of those guys that needs a keeper! If I told you how I read this I might offend someone and I don't really want to do that.....seems like a nice guy. I hope he finds a decent lady to spend time with.
(made me laugh but I am twisted that way)
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nmeastplains - 2014-09-18 11:03 AM
Nateracer - 2014-09-18 9:17 AM nmeastplains - 2014-09-18 10:12 AM Nateracer - 2014-09-18 8:57 AM He's not insane. He just really wants a girlfriend. His last girlfriend of 3 years had a bunch of problems with her health and turned into a royal PITA and Biatch.
His profile label is something about a redneck. He's country, but not anything near what I would call redneck. He's semi-retired, has a chemistry degree, and works part time for the company he's worked for 40 years,doing their chemical compounds. He works because he enjoys it, not because he needs the $$.
His main horse business was weanlings. He went to QH congress with a few of them and did fairly well.
I just think he's crazy wanting a girlfriend at his age. If I was his age and single I'd lay around in my PJs and do whatever the heck I wanted! He wants someone to care for...He's not one of those guys that needs a keeper! If I told you how I read this I might offend someone and I don't really want to do that.....seems like a nice guy. I hope he finds a decent lady to spend time with.
(made me laugh but I am twisted that way)
I am still looking for a rich mute orphan dude. I am crazy too.
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| Nateracer - 2014-09-18 10:17 AM nmeastplains - 2014-09-18 10:12 AM Nateracer - 2014-09-18 8:57 AM He's not insane. He just really wants a girlfriend. His last girlfriend of 3 years had a bunch of problems with her health and turned into a royal PITA and Biatch.
His profile label is something about a redneck. He's country, but not anything near what I would call redneck. He's semi-retired, has a chemistry degree, and works part time for the company he's worked for 40 years,doing their chemical compounds. He works because he enjoys it, not because he needs the $$.
His main horse business was weanlings. He went to QH congress with a few of them and did fairly well.
I just think he's crazy wanting a girlfriend at his age. If I was his age and single I'd lay around in my PJs and do whatever the heck I wanted! He wants someone to care for...He's not one of those guys that needs a keeper! If I told you how I read this I might offend someone and I don't really want to do that.....seems like a nice guy. I hope he finds a decent lady to spend time with.
OK, you've commented on his age twice... how ancient is this guy? |
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | stnyb - 2014-09-18 1:38 PM
Nateracer - 2014-09-18 10:17 AM nmeastplains - 2014-09-18 10:12 AM Nateracer - 2014-09-18 8:57 AM He's not insane. He just really wants a girlfriend. His last girlfriend of 3 years had a bunch of problems with her health and turned into a royal PITA and Biatch.
His profile label is something about a redneck. He's country, but not anything near what I would call redneck. He's semi-retired, has a chemistry degree, and works part time for the company he's worked for 40 years,doing their chemical compounds. He works because he enjoys it, not because he needs the $$.
His main horse business was weanlings. He went to QH congress with a few of them and did fairly well.
I just think he's crazy wanting a girlfriend at his age. If I was his age and single I'd lay around in my PJs and do whatever the heck I wanted! He wants someone to care for...He's not one of those guys that needs a keeper! If I told you how I read this I might offend someone and I don't really want to do that.....seems like a nice guy. I hope he finds a decent lady to spend time with.
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Location: Central Texas | LRQHS - 2014-09-18 1:42 PM stnyb - 2014-09-18 1:38 PM Nateracer - 2014-09-18 10:17 AM nmeastplains - 2014-09-18 10:12 AM Nateracer - 2014-09-18 8:57 AM He's not insane. He just really wants a girlfriend. His last girlfriend of 3 years had a bunch of problems with her health and turned into a royal PITA and Biatch.
His profile label is something about a redneck. He's country, but not anything near what I would call redneck. He's semi-retired, has a chemistry degree, and works part time for the company he's worked for 40 years,doing their chemical compounds. He works because he enjoys it, not because he needs the $$.
His main horse business was weanlings. He went to QH congress with a few of them and did fairly well.
I just think he's crazy wanting a girlfriend at his age. If I was his age and single I'd lay around in my PJs and do whatever the heck I wanted! He wants someone to care for...He's not one of those guys that needs a keeper! If I told you how I read this I might offend someone and I don't really want to do that.....seems like a nice guy. I hope he finds a decent lady to spend time with. If she says 45 there's going to be hell to pay lol.
Well my math says approximately 18yrs when you graduate high school plus 4 years for the college degree plus he has been working for the same company for 40 yrs = at least 62 yrs old |
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Location: Cap'n Joan Rotgut.....alberta | GraciousLegacy - 2014-09-19 12:59 PM LRQHS - 2014-09-18 1:42 PM stnyb - 2014-09-18 1:38 PM Nateracer - 2014-09-18 10:17 AM nmeastplains - 2014-09-18 10:12 AM Nateracer - 2014-09-18 8:57 AM He's not insane. He just really wants a girlfriend. His last girlfriend of 3 years had a bunch of problems with her health and turned into a royal PITA and Biatch.
His profile label is something about a redneck. He's country, but not anything near what I would call redneck. He's semi-retired, has a chemistry degree, and works part time for the company he's worked for 40 years,doing their chemical compounds. He works because he enjoys it, not because he needs the $$.
His main horse business was weanlings. He went to QH congress with a few of them and did fairly well.
I just think he's crazy wanting a girlfriend at his age. If I was his age and single I'd lay around in my PJs and do whatever the heck I wanted! He wants someone to care for...He's not one of those guys that needs a keeper! If I told you how I read this I might offend someone and I don't really want to do that.....seems like a nice guy. I hope he finds a decent lady to spend time with. If she says 45 there's going to be hell to pay lol.
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| Nateracer - 2014-09-18 10:17 AM nmeastplains - 2014-09-18 10:12 AM Nateracer - 2014-09-18 8:57 AM He's not insane. He just really wants a girlfriend. His last girlfriend of 3 years had a bunch of problems with her health and turned into a royal PITA and Biatch.
His profile label is something about a redneck. He's country, but not anything near what I would call redneck. He's semi-retired, has a chemistry degree, and works part time for the company he's worked for 40 years,doing their chemical compounds. He works because he enjoys it, not because he needs the $$.
His main horse business was weanlings. He went to QH congress with a few of them and did fairly well.
I just think he's crazy wanting a girlfriend at his age. If I was his age and single I'd lay around in my PJs and do whatever the heck I wanted! He wants someone to care for...He's not one of those guys that needs a keeper! If I told you how I read this I might offend someone and I don't really want to do that.....seems like a nice guy. I hope he finds a decent lady to spend time with.
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GraciousLegacy - 2014-09-19 12:59 PM LRQHS - 2014-09-18 1:42 PM stnyb - 2014-09-18 1:38 PM Nateracer - 2014-09-18 10:17 AM nmeastplains - 2014-09-18 10:12 AM Nateracer - 2014-09-18 8:57 AM He's not insane. He just really wants a girlfriend. His last girlfriend of 3 years had a bunch of problems with her health and turned into a royal PITA and Biatch.
His profile label is something about a redneck. He's country, but not anything near what I would call redneck. He's semi-retired, has a chemistry degree, and works part time for the company he's worked for 40 years,doing their chemical compounds. He works because he enjoys it, not because he needs the $$.
His main horse business was weanlings. He went to QH congress with a few of them and did fairly well.
I just think he's crazy wanting a girlfriend at his age. If I was his age and single I'd lay around in my PJs and do whatever the heck I wanted! He wants someone to care for...He's not one of those guys that needs a keeper! If I told you how I read this I might offend someone and I don't really want to do that.....seems like a nice guy. I hope he finds a decent lady to spend time with. If she says 45 there's going to be hell to pay lol. m
Hey I will take a 62 years young just need beer  
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | suzy2qtee - 2014-09-18 2:43 PM Nateracer - 2014-09-18 10:17 AM nmeastplains - 2014-09-18 10:12 AM Nateracer - 2014-09-18 8:57 AM He's not insane. He just really wants a girlfriend. His last girlfriend of 3 years had a bunch of problems with her health and turned into a royal PITA and Biatch.
His profile label is something about a redneck. He's country, but not anything near what I would call redneck. He's semi-retired, has a chemistry degree, and works part time for the company he's worked for 40 years,doing their chemical compounds. He works because he enjoys it, not because he needs the $$.
His main horse business was weanlings. He went to QH congress with a few of them and did fairly well.
I just think he's crazy wanting a girlfriend at his age. If I was his age and single I'd lay around in my PJs and do whatever the heck I wanted! He wants someone to care for...He's not one of those guys that needs a keeper! If I told you how I read this I might offend someone and I don't really want to do that.....seems like a nice guy. I hope he finds a decent lady to spend time with.
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| rowdy256 - 2014-09-18 2:46 PM mruggles - 2014-09-18 2:32 PM GraciousLegacy - 2014-09-19 12:59 PM LRQHS - 2014-09-18 1:42 PM stnyb - 2014-09-18 1:38 PM Nateracer - 2014-09-18 10:17 AM nmeastplains - 2014-09-18 10:12 AM Nateracer - 2014-09-18 8:57 AM He's not insane. He just really wants a girlfriend. His last girlfriend of 3 years had a bunch of problems with her health and turned into a royal PITA and Biatch.
His profile label is something about a redneck. He's country, but not anything near what I would call redneck. He's semi-retired, has a chemistry degree, and works part time for the company he's worked for 40 years,doing their chemical compounds. He works because he enjoys it, not because he needs the $$.
His main horse business was weanlings. He went to QH congress with a few of them and did fairly well.
I just think he's crazy wanting a girlfriend at his age. If I was his age and single I'd lay around in my PJs and do whatever the heck I wanted! He wants someone to care for...He's not one of those guys that needs a keeper! If I told you how I read this I might offend someone and I don't really want to do that.....seems like a nice guy. I hope he finds a decent lady to spend time with. If she says 45 there's going to be hell to pay lol.
m Hey I will take a 62 years young just need beer They need luv too
Sorry!! I actually had to teach! LOL
He's 66.
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | (raising my hand) I got a few questions....... |
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | Is there a will? Any beneficiaries? Do we know if the junk still works? |
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | Lovin Life - 2014-09-18 3:34 PM LMAO!!! Does 60 yr old junk look different than 40 yr old junk??
I can answer this question....
Mostly, it does, but usually the walnuts are a lot closer to their knees. |
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | TrailGirl - 2014-09-18 3:51 PM No one can escape the combined forces of GRAVITY and TIME.
(Which is why after all these years I finally love my perky small ones...they have not traveled one millimeter south...Yes...I'm all about the treble...no bass here)
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Location: At the race track with Ah Dee Ohs | TrailGirl - 2014-09-18 3:51 PM No one can escape the combined forces of GRAVITY and TIME.
(Which is why after all these years I finally love my perky small ones...they have not traveled one millimeter south...Yes...I'm all about the treble...no bass here)
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Location: Somewhere in the middle of nowhere | LRQHS - 2014-09-18 2:29 PM Is there a will? Any beneficiaries? Do we know if the junk still works?
They now make all kinds of drugs for this...I see the commercials all the time |
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| LRQHS - 2014-09-18 3:29 PM
Is there a will? Any beneficiaries? Do we know if the junk still works?
The junk can work with pills or shots. U forgot no prenup!! |
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| LRQHS - 2014-09-18 3:29 PM Is there a will? Any beneficiaries? Do we know if the junk still works?
I have no idea about a will, I'm sure there is one. Yes there are benficiaries, and he claims the junk is fully functioning. His ex claimed it did too, before they split up.
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | Nateracer - 2014-09-19 11:48 AM LRQHS - 2014-09-18 3:29 PM Is there a will? Any beneficiaries? Do we know if the junk still works? I have no idea about a will, I'm sure there is one. Yes there are benficiaries, and he claims the junk is fully functioning. His ex claimed it did too, before they split up.
Why don't you post a picture of him on this thread? Some of the ladies might want to see him since we have verification of functioning junk :) |
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | Also, should he allow us to write his ad, I think the title should be:
My Junk Still Works and I'll Fly To Alaska To Prove It To You
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | Nateracer - 2014-09-19 12:06 PM If he finds out I did this I may not be his friend anymore!
Edit....hold on I've got to go resize.
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| LRQHS - 2014-09-19 12:08 PM
Nateracer - 2014-09-19 12:06 PM If he finds out I did this I may not be his friend anymore!
Edit....hold on I've got to go resize.
Ohhhhh, whatever lol.....he will love you for doing this for him :)
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | Rocket'sMagicGirl - 2014-09-19 12:14 PM I have nothing to add to this thread but I just had to say, reading these comments has changed my day for the better and made me laugh out loud more than any other thread on BHW, and I've been here since 2004, lol
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| Nateracer - 2014-09-19 12:14 PM
BAHAHA!! Love the new title!
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Location: southeast Texas | LRQHS - 2014-09-18 3:37 PM Lovin Life - 2014-09-18 3:34 PM LMAO!!! Does 60 yr old junk look different than 40 yr old junk?? I can answer this question....
Mostly, it does, but usually the walnuts are a lot closer to their knees.
I think the correct term is "tea baging" (back in the day) |
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10D Crack Champion
| roxieannie - 2014-09-20 2:42 PM
LRQHS - 2014-09-18 3:37 PM Lovin Life - 2014-09-18 3:34 PM LMAO!!! Does 60 yr old junk look different than 40 yr old junk?? I can answer this question....
Mostly, it does, but usually the walnuts are a lot closer to their knees.
That term means something completely different now. Boys are grabbing others (boys and girls) and forcing the other person's face into their genitals. Disgusting and disturbing. |
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Regular
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| I thought we were going to get to see a pic of the working junk...or the junk working...  |
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A Somebody to Everybody
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Location: Under The Big Sky Of Texas | Oh my gosh this thread is making me blush,  LOL, you girls are just to funny..  |
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| Thanks for the great laugh |
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Miss Laundry Misshap
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| shopnpro - 2014-09-20 7:07 PM I thought we were going to get to see a pic of the working junk...or the junk working...
I'm his friend, but there aren't those kind of benefits! Ugh!! Lol! He's more of the father type figure for me! |
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