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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | This isn't looking good..... |
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | BamaCanChaser - 2014-11-10 12:35 PM Did I miss the thread explaining why he was arrested???
There were a few threads.....I think we only have that he was "accused" of stalking.....and, we got to see him in a dress. |
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Location: Somewhere between S@%&# stirrer and Saint | Not engaged to Bubba yet! |
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | Douglas J Gordon - 2014-11-10 12:58 PM Not engaged to Bubba yet!
Well, don't keep me out of the loop. I need to know when to start peddling UlcerCure and Chinese Fireworks. |
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | I think I have a serious market for your firecrackers down here in the swamps.....you see, normally, we just dynomite the bayou to catch our fish, so I'm thinking of stepping it up and offering fishing with a little pizazz.....see ad below:
My cajuns! You tired of da same ol same ol. Big boom, 6o fishes, but no sparkles....no color. Meh have I got da deal for you. Catch your fishes in style ma friends. Blow dem fishes out of da water with green, blue, gold, red, even purple sparkles and glitters. Call right now cause dis offer won't last long. Call da Crazy Cajun Firecracker Lady today!
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Location: Florida | LRQHS - 2014-11-10 2:06 PM I think I have a serious market for your firecrackers down here in the swamps.....you see, normally, we just dynomite the bayou to catch our fish, so I'm thinking of stepping it up and offering fishing with a little pizazz.....see ad below:
My cajuns! You tired of da same ol same ol. Big boom, 6o fishes, but no sparkles....no color. Meh have I got da deal for you. Catch your fishes in style ma friends. Blow dem fishes out of da water with green, blue, gold, red, even purple sparkles and glitters. Call right now cause dis offer won't last long. Call da Crazy Cajun Firecracker Lady today!
Put me down for your first order. I live on the edge of a big swamp, called the St Johns River Basin. Someone got a 14 foot gator near me this year. You got anything big enough for gator hunting? |
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| Vickie - 2014-11-10 1:15 PM
LRQHS - 2014-11-10 2:06 PM I think I have a serious market for your firecrackers down here in the swamps.....you see, normally, we just dynomite the bayou to catch our fish, so I'm thinking of stepping it up and offering fishing with a little pizazz.....see ad below:
My cajuns! You tired of da same ol same ol. Big boom, 6o fishes, but no sparkles....no color. Meh have I got da deal for you. Catch your fishes in style ma friends. Blow dem fishes out of da water with green, blue, gold, red, even purple sparkles and glitters. Call right now cause dis offer won't last long. Call da Crazy Cajun Firecracker Lady today!
Put me down for your first order. I live on the edge of a big swamp, called the St Johns River Basin. Someone got a 14 foot gator near me this year. You got anything big enough for gator hunting?
I want the second order just to annoy the neighbors that like to set fireworks off all year round. I really need a big bang to outdo theirs.  |
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | Alligators.....no problemo! Piss your neighbors off.....no problemo! Just pick the colors you want. |
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | cranky B4 10am - 2014-11-10 1:34 PM oww, you got turqoise????
Well, no, I don't, but.....Viagra's turn your vision to a pale blue and I got green.....I'm thinking together you could get a nice turquoise shade. |
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | I guess what I'm tryin to say here is that I can pretty much make you see any color you desire with the right pharmacuetical concoction :) |
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Location: Randolph, Utah | One positive, you'll have all the time you want to work out in the big house! Maybe when you get out, survivor will want you if you have a little scandal on your record! |
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | JcNhEmI - 2014-11-10 1:38 PM One positive, you'll have all the time you want to work out in the big house! Maybe when you get out, survivor will want you if you have a little scandal on your record!
That is true. I'm sure lot's of dude's will really enjoy bench pressing you....and vice versa. |
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Location: CTX | LRQHS - 2014-11-10 1:37 PM cranky B4 10am - 2014-11-10 1:34 PM oww, you got turqoise???? Well, no, I don't, but.....Viagra's turn your vision to a pale blue and I got green.....I'm thinking together you could get a nice turquoise shade.
oww lordy, I just spewed ice tea all over my screen!!!   
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Location: Texas | Douglas J Gordon - 2014-11-10 12:58 PM Not engaged to Bubba yet!
So.... You're saying it's still a possibility???? Can we be invited? We promise to all bring you a different kind of crazy... |
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | luluwhit - 2014-11-10 2:19 PM
WUT????
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Location: Montana | What I need to know is what was I doing when Lulu got a new name?????  By the way, anyone want any snow, I have extra? Given enough food coloring, it will come any color you want too! LOL. |
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | mtcanchazer - 2014-11-10 3:01 PM What I need to know is what was I doing when Lulu got a new name????? By the way, anyone want any snow, I have extra? Given enough food coloring, it will come any color you want too! LOL.
Ummmmm, in utero??? She's had that name for ages lol.
Keep your blasted snow! |
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Total Germophobe
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Location: Montana | LRQHS - 2014-11-10 2:11 PM mtcanchazer - 2014-11-10 3:01 PM What I need to know is what was I doing when Lulu got a new name????? By the way, anyone want any snow, I have extra? Given enough food coloring, it will come any color you want too! LOL.
Keep your blasted snow!
Huh, I thought she used to have something with "Egg" in her name.
I know what you REALLY mean, you want LOTS and LOTS of snow!!!  |
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | mtcanchazer - 2014-11-10 3:16 PM LRQHS - 2014-11-10 2:11 PM mtcanchazer - 2014-11-10 3:01 PM What I need to know is what was I doing when Lulu got a new name????? By the way, anyone want any snow, I have extra? Given enough food coloring, it will come any color you want too! LOL.
Keep your blasted snow!
I know what you REALLY mean, you want LOTS and LOTS of snow!!!
She did, back in 1984.....thanks for joining us |
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Location: Montana | LRQHS - 2014-11-10 2:22 PM mtcanchazer - 2014-11-10 3:16 PM LRQHS - 2014-11-10 2:11 PM mtcanchazer - 2014-11-10 3:01 PM What I need to know is what was I doing when Lulu got a new name????? By the way, anyone want any snow, I have extra? Given enough food coloring, it will come any color you want too! LOL.
Keep your blasted snow!
I know what you REALLY mean, you want LOTS and LOTS of snow!!!
Smarty pants!!! You sure you just weren't zapped on dilauded???
I think I have a business name for you: Crazy Cajun Lady Explosives, OTC Ulcercure, and Other Medical Concoctions. No need to thank me. 
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | mtcanchazer - 2014-11-10 3:36 PM LRQHS - 2014-11-10 2:22 PM mtcanchazer - 2014-11-10 3:16 PM LRQHS - 2014-11-10 2:11 PM mtcanchazer - 2014-11-10 3:01 PM What I need to know is what was I doing when Lulu got a new name????? By the way, anyone want any snow, I have extra? Given enough food coloring, it will come any color you want too! LOL.
Keep your blasted snow!
I know what you REALLY mean, you want LOTS and LOTS of snow!!!
I think I have a business name for you: Crazy Cajun Lady Explosives, OTC Ulcercure, and Other Medical Concoctions. No need to thank me.
I like it. I like it. Now, come be my Secretary so you can answer the phone and say that everytime someone calls. |
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| LRQHS - 2014-11-10 1:38 PM
I guess what I'm tryin to say here is that I can pretty much make you see any color you desire with the right pharmacuetical concoction :)
Sign me up and I want something to make me numb all day. |
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Location: Montana | LRQHS - 2014-11-10 2:38 PM mtcanchazer - 2014-11-10 3:36 PM LRQHS - 2014-11-10 2:22 PM mtcanchazer - 2014-11-10 3:16 PM LRQHS - 2014-11-10 2:11 PM mtcanchazer - 2014-11-10 3:01 PM What I need to know is what was I doing when Lulu got a new name????? By the way, anyone want any snow, I have extra? Given enough food coloring, it will come any color you want too! LOL.
Keep your blasted snow!
I know what you REALLY mean, you want LOTS and LOTS of snow!!!
I think I have a business name for you: Crazy Cajun Lady Explosives, OTC Ulcercure, and Other Medical Concoctions. No need to thank me.
He[[ yes!!! As long as you got room for my two horses, it has to be warmer down there than here any day! I could even embelish on the name a little when answering the phone. Sign me up! Oh, and I know how to take care of telemarketers too. |
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | mtcanchazer - 2014-11-10 4:09 PM LRQHS - 2014-11-10 2:38 PM mtcanchazer - 2014-11-10 3:36 PM LRQHS - 2014-11-10 2:22 PM mtcanchazer - 2014-11-10 3:16 PM LRQHS - 2014-11-10 2:11 PM mtcanchazer - 2014-11-10 3:01 PM What I need to know is what was I doing when Lulu got a new name????? By the way, anyone want any snow, I have extra? Given enough food coloring, it will come any color you want too! LOL.
Keep your blasted snow!
I know what you REALLY mean, you want LOTS and LOTS of snow!!!
I think I have a business name for you: Crazy Cajun Lady Explosives, OTC Ulcercure, and Other Medical Concoctions. No need to thank me.
Hired. I pay in cats. |
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Location: Montana | LRQHS - 2014-11-10 3:14 PM mtcanchazer - 2014-11-10 4:09 PM LRQHS - 2014-11-10 2:38 PM mtcanchazer - 2014-11-10 3:36 PM LRQHS - 2014-11-10 2:22 PM mtcanchazer - 2014-11-10 3:16 PM LRQHS - 2014-11-10 2:11 PM mtcanchazer - 2014-11-10 3:01 PM What I need to know is what was I doing when Lulu got a new name????? By the way, anyone want any snow, I have extra? Given enough food coloring, it will come any color you want too! LOL.
Keep your blasted snow!
I know what you REALLY mean, you want LOTS and LOTS of snow!!!
I think I have a business name for you: Crazy Cajun Lady Explosives, OTC Ulcercure, and Other Medical Concoctions. No need to thank me.
Boooo! Cats and I...let's just say we leave each other alone and we get along just fine. Now dogs and horses, I can do them! |
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Location: Oklahoma | mtcanchazer - 2014-11-10 4:09 PM
LRQHS - 2014-11-10 2:38 PM mtcanchazer - 2014-11-10 3:36 PM LRQHS - 2014-11-10 2:22 PM mtcanchazer - 2014-11-10 3:16 PM LRQHS - 2014-11-10 2:11 PM mtcanchazer - 2014-11-10 3:01 PM What I need to know is what was I doing when Lulu got a new name????? By the way, anyone want any snow, I have extra? Given enough food coloring, it will come any color you want too! LOL.
Keep your blasted snow!
I know what you REALLY mean, you want LOTS and LOTS of snow!!!
I think I have a business name for you: Crazy Cajun Lady Explosives, OTC Ulcercure, and Other Medical Concoctions. No need to thank me.
Once LRQHS business adventures go bust I want you to come answer phones for me!! Telemarketers galore!!!! |
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BHW's Lance Armstrong
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Location: Somewhere between S@%&# stirrer and Saint | JcNhEmI - 2014-11-10 1:38 PM One positive, you'll have all the time you want to work out in the big house! Maybe when you get out, survivor will want you if you have a little scandal on your record!
That is what I have been missing! A scandal! |
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Location: SE Louisiana | LRQHS - 2014-11-10 1:38 PM
I guess what I'm tryin to say here is that I can pretty much make you see any color you desire with the right pharmacuetical concoction :)
Yeah!! Just one Microdot and let the fun begin!!  |
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Location: Somewhere between S@%&# stirrer and Saint | aggiejudger - 2014-11-10 1:54 PM Douglas J Gordon - 2014-11-10 12:58 PM Not engaged to Bubba yet! So.... You're saying it's still a possibility???? Can we be invited? We promise to all bring you a different kind of crazy...
If I am going to the Big House I will visit a vet and get a caslick! |
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Location: Somewhere between S@%&# stirrer and Saint | JcNhEmI - 2014-11-10 1:38 PM One positive, you'll have all the time you want to work out in the big house! Maybe when you get out, survivor will want you if you have a little scandal on your record!
Maybe I can look at it this way. I am in Survivor training dealing with these lying Bi-otches!
The first Narcesistic Liar is because I walked away from loaning her any more money so she retaliated.
The second to hide our relationship from her new fiance. She told him I was her X boss. Yeah like 4-8 hours a month is a job.
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Location: SE Louisiana | Douglas J Gordon - 2014-11-10 8:21 PM
JcNhEmI - 2014-11-10 1:38 PM One positive, you'll have all the time you want to work out in the big house! Maybe when you get out, survivor will want you if you have a little scandal on your record!
Maybe I can look at it this way. I am in Survivor training dealing with these lying Bi-otches!
The first Narcesistic Liar is because I walked away from loaning her any more money so she retaliated.
The second to hide our relationship from her new fiance. She told him I was her X boss. Yeah like 4-8 hours a month is a job.
A man gets married for lack of knowledge..
He gets divorced for lack of patience...
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Location: Somewhere between S@%&# stirrer and Saint | Back in May I was honing my stalking skills waiting for the New Congresswoman of Utah, The first black LDS woman Republican to be elected to Congress, Mia Love to show up at the gym.
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | Dude, you're hilarious lol. |
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Location: Mansfield, Tx | I was wondering about you and your "stuff" going on this morning....
wondering if it ever went to court ... guess I'll go search for the other thread for updates... |
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Location: Somewhere between S@%&# stirrer and Saint | RunningOnPaints - 2014-11-12 11:23 AM I was wondering about you and your "stuff" going on this morning.... wondering if it ever went to court ... guess I'll go search for the other thread for updates...
My attorney and prosecuting attorney agreed to put her on the witness stand. She testified under oath and lied like a SOB. Now her testimony is locked in! She can't change her testimony now! The judge said this case was very thin and said her testimony went down hill to the end. I have court set December 18. I personally don't think it will go to court because the prosecutor knows how many lies she has told. I am not changing my plans of traveling for Christmas! |
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Location: Somewhere between S@%&# stirrer and Saint | Prosecutor called my attorney to make a deal and he sent me an email. He said if I want a deal to call him and I replied in an email and said No deal! I didn't even ask what the deal was!
Why deal when you haven't done anything wrong?
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | Douglas J Gordon - 2014-11-12 12:47 PM Prosecutor called my attorney to make a deal and I said no deal!
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Location: Mansfield, Tx | Douglas J Gordon - 2014-11-12 11:34 AM
RunningOnPaints - 2014-11-12 11:23 AM I was wondering about you and your "stuff" going on this morning.... wondering if it ever went to court ... guess I'll go search for the other thread for updates...
My attorney and prosecuting attorney agreed to put her on the witness stand. She testified under oath and lied like a SOB. Now her testimony is locked in! She can't change her testimony now! The judge said this case was very thin and said her testimony went down hill to the end. I have court set December 18. I personally don't think it will go to court because the prosecutor knows how many lies she has told. I am not changing my plans of traveling for Christmas!
Well, I hope it all works out for you...
I agree 100%... why the heck do you need a deal ?... the only deal you want is a DISMISSAL ....
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Location: Kansas | luluwhit - 2014-11-10 2:19 PM
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Location: Under The Big Sky Of Texas | Douglas J Gordon - 2014-11-12 12:47 PM Prosecutor called my attorney to make a deal and he sent me an email. He said if I want a deal to call him and I replied in an email and said No deal! I didn't even ask what the deal was!
Why deal when you haven't done anything wrong?
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