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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | WOOOOOO WEEEEEEEEE!!!
Me really, really, really want, but me no have $4500......anybody want a slightly used kidney? |
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | Douglas Gordon, you need to stop playing hard to get and come be my sugar daddy! |
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | I need help writing Harold Hamm's Christmas card. Surely, he'll loan me $4500 if I just ask, right? |
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Location: Kansas | LRQHS - 2014-11-13 7:58 AM I need help writing Harold Hamm's Christmas card. Surely, he'll loan me $4500 if I just ask, right?
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | Don't laugh, you'd be asking strangers too lol....This be his picture....
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| alright alright alright ..... let the bidding begin at $1 for a kidney ...let's go!
also - I have expert penmanship from writing all my 4-H market animal letters of support ..... Thus I will only require a small fee of .5% of any take in the Harold Hamm business.  |
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | lindseylou2290 - 2014-11-13 8:18 AM alright alright alright ..... let the bidding begin at $1 for a kidney ...let's go! also - I have expert penmanship from writing all my 4-H market animal letters of support ..... Thus I will only require a small fee of .5% of any take in the Harold Hamm business.
I'ma need $4501 for that kidney lady. |
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | You could bounce a quarter off his butt.... |
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Location: NE Texas | LOVE Five Bar Cartel. The story on his dam is one worth reading! She was an exceptional mare and has been a great producer as well. I'd love to have one of those too.....and you KNOW i'm an excellent writer, so.....let's do this!
Dear Mr. Hamm, |
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | Herbie - 2014-11-13 8:27 AM LOVE Five Bar Cartel. The story on his dam is one worth reading! She was an exceptional mare and has been a great producer as well. I'd love to have one of those too.....and you KNOW i'm an excellent writer, so.....let's do this!
Dear Mr. Hamm,
You don't know me. First off, I'm crazy. I saw that you really love your two horses, Uno and Star. Well, buddy, I have found a horse that I would love even more than that. |
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| LRQHS - 2014-11-13 8:38 AM
Herbie - 2014-11-13 8:27 AM LOVE Five Bar Cartel. The story on his dam is one worth reading! She was an exceptional mare and has been a great producer as well. I'd love to have one of those too.....and you KNOW i'm an excellent writer, so.....let's do this!
Dear Mr. Hamm,
You don't know me. First off, I'm crazy. I saw that you really love your two horses, Uno and Star. Well, buddy, I have found a horse that I would love even more than that.
For the small sum of $4501 we can have a baby together. |
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Location: Oklahoma | Why are y'all wasting time writing to Mr. Hamm?? NJJ even gave you his phone #!!!!! |
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | Longneck - 2014-11-13 9:36 AM Why are y'all wasting time writing to Mr. Hamm?? NJJ even gave you his phone #!!!!!
Try calling it. He don't answer. |
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Location: In The Snow, AZ | I have a feeling your kidneys are more than slightly used..... |
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Location: Oklahoma | LRQHS - 2014-11-13 9:38 AM Longneck - 2014-11-13 9:36 AM Why are y'all wasting time writing to Mr. Hamm?? NJJ even gave you his phone #!!!!! Try calling it. He don't answer.
Humm.... perhaps you can look into Continetal Resources webpage... surely they have an e-mail address or office line you could try. lol! |
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | ~BINGO~ - 2014-11-13 9:41 AM I have a feeling your kidneys are more than slightly used.....
 Whatcho talkin bout, Willis? |
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I think she meant liver
My kidneys just have a few stones, NBD... |
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How does alcohol harm the kidneys?
Your kidneys filter harmful substances from your blood. One of these substances is alcohol. Alcohol can cause changes in the function of the kidneys and make them less able to filter your blood. In addition to filtering blood, your kidneys do many other important jobs. One of these jobs is keeping the right amount of water in your body. Alcohol affects the ability of your kidneys to do this. When alcohol dehydrates (dries out) the body, the drying effect can affect the normal function of cells and organs, including the kidneys.
Too much alcohol can also affect your blood pressure. People who drink too much are more likely to have high blood pressure. And medications for high blood pressure can be affected by alcohol. High blood pressure is a common cause of kidney disease. More than two drinks a day can increase your chance of having high blood pressure.
You should know these things, missy. |
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | ~BINGO~ - 2014-11-13 9:59 AM How does alcohol harm the kidneys?
Your kidneys filter harmful substances from your blood. One of these substances is alcohol. Alcohol can cause changes in the function of the kidneys and make them less able to filter your blood. In addition to filtering blood, your kidneys do many other important jobs. One of these jobs is keeping the right amount of water in your body. Alcohol affects the ability of your kidneys to do this. When alcohol dehydrates (dries out ) the body, the drying effect can affect the normal function of cells and organs, including the kidneys.
Too much alcohol can also affect your blood pressure. People who drink too much are more likely to have high blood pressure. And medications for high blood pressure can be affected by alcohol. High blood pressure is a common cause of kidney disease. More than two drinks a day can increase your chance of having high blood pressure.
You should know these things, missy.
Lady, my kidneys work fine lol. They work too good somethimes. So, you want one or not? |
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Location: In The Snow, AZ | LRQHS - 2014-11-13 8:07 AM ~BINGO~ - 2014-11-13 9:59 AM How does alcohol harm the kidneys?
Your kidneys filter harmful substances from your blood. One of these substances is alcohol. Alcohol can cause changes in the function of the kidneys and make them less able to filter your blood. In addition to filtering blood, your kidneys do many other important jobs. One of these jobs is keeping the right amount of water in your body. Alcohol affects the ability of your kidneys to do this. When alcohol dehydrates (dries out ) the body, the drying effect can affect the normal function of cells and organs, including the kidneys.
Too much alcohol can also affect your blood pressure. People who drink too much are more likely to have high blood pressure. And medications for high blood pressure can be affected by alcohol. High blood pressure is a common cause of kidney disease. More than two drinks a day can increase your chance of having high blood pressure.
You should know these things, missy.
Lol, I have my own set currently. But hubby just bought us a new hauling rig yesterday. With that, and the purchase of the new horse, I'ma have to sell more then just a kidney. |
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Location: Desert Land | Five Bar Cartel is a really nice horse. I know his trainer and his girlfriend. I also know the guy who owns his dam, Five Bar Molly...what a nice mare! Those DTF mares are producers!!! |
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | TheOldGrayMare - 2014-11-13 10:31 AM Five Bar Cartel is a really nice horse. I know his trainer and his girlfriend. I also know the guy who owns his dam, Five Bar Molly...what a nice mare! Those DTF mares are producers!!!
I hear you saying that you have the hook up for me....am I right? |
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Location: At the race track with Ah Dee Ohs | LRQHS - 2014-11-13 10:35 AM TheOldGrayMare - 2014-11-13 10:31 AM Five Bar Cartel is a really nice horse. I know his trainer and his girlfriend. I also know the guy who owns his dam, Five Bar Molly...what a nice mare! Those DTF mares are producers!!! I hear you saying that you have the hook up for me....am I right?
That's what it sounds like to me!!! |
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Location: Desert Land | total performance - 2014-11-13 8:40 AM LRQHS - 2014-11-13 10:35 AM TheOldGrayMare - 2014-11-13 10:31 AM Five Bar Cartel is a really nice horse. I know his trainer and his girlfriend. I also know the guy who owns his dam, Five Bar Molly...what a nice mare! Those DTF mares are producers!!! I hear you saying that you have the hook up for me....am I right?
I think if I would have said I know his OWNER then I would have the hook up
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Location: So. Cali. | TheOldGrayMare - 2014-11-13 9:12 AM total performance - 2014-11-13 8:40 AM LRQHS - 2014-11-13 10:35 AM TheOldGrayMare - 2014-11-13 10:31 AM Five Bar Cartel is a really nice horse. I know his trainer and his girlfriend. I also know the guy who owns his dam, Five Bar Molly...what a nice mare! Those DTF mares are producers!!! I hear you saying that you have the hook up for me....am I right?
Hehe. Hey, IF she has a hook up, I'm first in line! Lol. I was eyeing him to be my first actual 'racehorse prospect' baby daddy with my Dash Thru Traffic daughter. But with an intro fee like that, I dont see me ever affording it in acouple years! |
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | TheOldGrayMare - 2014-11-13 11:12 AM
total performance - 2014-11-13 8:40 AM LRQHS - 2014-11-13 10:35 AM TheOldGrayMare - 2014-11-13 10:31 AM Five Bar Cartel is a really nice horse. I know his trainer and his girlfriend. I also know the guy who owns his dam, Five Bar Molly...what a nice mare! Those DTF mares are producers!!! I hear you saying that you have the hook up for me....am I right?
I feel like you are closest to the action here and we are going to need you to take one for the team and make the connections :) |
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Location: Vinton, La. | Just call Jude and talk to him. I bet there's considerations. And since you're considering breeding to him, who knows what kind of deal he'll make you. ;) |
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | Bigtime mistake - 2014-11-13 11:23 AM Just call Jude and talk to him. I bet there's considerations. And since you're considering breeding to him, who knows what kind of deal he'll make you. ;)
I'm not on a first name basis with Jude lol. I need someone with a little clout to call him......hmmm....let me see......who could that be......who knows Jude on a first name basis......I'm thinking.......there has to be someone....... |
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Location: Montana | LRQHS - 2014-11-13 10:30 AM Bigtime mistake - 2014-11-13 11:23 AM Just call Jude and talk to him. I bet there's considerations. And since you're considering breeding to him, who knows what kind of deal he'll make you. ;) I'm not on a first name basis with Jude lol. I need someone with a little clout to call him......hmmm....let me see......who could that be......who knows Jude on a first name basis......I'm thinking.......there has to be someone.......
Try Paul McCartney...you know, Hey Jude.  |
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Location: Vinton, La. | So, I'm guessing you want me to call, right? Want me to offer him your kidney and Bolt? |
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | Bigtime mistake - 2014-11-13 11:38 AM So, I'm guessing you want me to call, right? Want me to offer him your kidney and Bolt?
I think you know what I have to offer.....a kidney....a multitude of cats....a case of beer...... |
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | LRQHS - 2014-11-13 11:42 AM Bigtime mistake - 2014-11-13 11:38 AM So, I'm guessing you want me to call, right? Want me to offer him your kidney and Bolt? I think you know what I have to offer.....a kidney....a multitude of cats....a case of beer......
Oh pecans....lot's of pecans.... |
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Location: Midwest | LRQHS - 2014-11-13 11:42 AM Bigtime mistake - 2014-11-13 11:38 AM So, I'm guessing you want me to call, right? Want me to offer him your kidney and Bolt? I think you know what I have to offer.....a kidney....a multitude of cats....a case of beer......
Tell him I have a really awesome dog I could throw in for a jump on a partnership with LRQHS lol |
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | barrelracr131 - 2014-11-13 11:44 AM LRQHS - 2014-11-13 11:42 AM Bigtime mistake - 2014-11-13 11:38 AM So, I'm guessing you want me to call, right? Want me to offer him your kidney and Bolt? I think you know what I have to offer.....a kidney....a multitude of cats....a case of beer......
You know if 450 of us each put in $10, we'd have a mighty nice horse..... |
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Location: Montana | LRQHS - 2014-11-13 10:45 AM barrelracr131 - 2014-11-13 11:44 AM LRQHS - 2014-11-13 11:42 AM Bigtime mistake - 2014-11-13 11:38 AM So, I'm guessing you want me to call, right? Want me to offer him your kidney and Bolt? I think you know what I have to offer.....a kidney....a multitude of cats....a case of beer......
If it became a race horse, how would we split the winnings??? Or if 100 of us put in $45 each... |
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | mtcanchazer - 2014-11-13 11:47 AM LRQHS - 2014-11-13 10:45 AM barrelracr131 - 2014-11-13 11:44 AM LRQHS - 2014-11-13 11:42 AM Bigtime mistake - 2014-11-13 11:38 AM So, I'm guessing you want me to call, right? Want me to offer him your kidney and Bolt? I think you know what I have to offer.....a kidney....a multitude of cats....a case of beer......
Even better.....everyone gets 1/100th :) |
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Location: Vinton, La. | Watching the news gave me an idea for you. Panhandle. You can raise free cash! |
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | Bigtime mistake - 2014-11-13 12:15 PM Watching the news gave me an idea for you. Panhandle. You can raise free cash!
Sounds illegal... |
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | I think I'll just hold Whiteboy's horse for ransom......that might work. |
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Location: Vinton, La. | There you go! And there's always Gofundme. Seems like everyone is doing that these days. |
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | Bigtime mistake - 2014-11-13 12:26 PM There you go! And there's always Gofundme. Seems like everyone is doing that these days.
Alison, set up our Gofundme account pronto! |
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | Alison, Paint El Scorcho.... |
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Location: Midwest | LRQHS - 2014-11-13 12:34 PM Alison, Paint El Scorcho....
I have some pride.... not much, but a little LOL |
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | barrelracr131 - 2014-11-13 12:35 PM LRQHS - 2014-11-13 12:34 PM Alison, Paint El Scorcho.... I have some pride.... not much, but a little LOL
Ridiculous..... |
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FIVE BAR CARTEL IS COMING TO LOUISIANA!