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On Jessie Quarles and my Bucket List is to square off in a barrel race or 70 on mules. I think that I am not getting any younger or more agile, so this new year is the year to make baby mules. My vision is one smaller jenny bred to Scorcho and one fairly larger jenny, also, bred to him. With any luck, Jessi, will get a miniature mule and I will get a long strided, mamouth mule. We shall raise and train our mules, then meet at different rodeos for match race barrels. We don't care what anyone else's time is...just so, I beat her all the time :)
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | Frodo - 2014-12-12 2:02 PM Are you sure you don't need a nap?
I wouldn't mind taking one, but I shall beat Herbie on a mule ONE DAY...hopefully, before I die. |
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | hoofs_in_motion - 2014-12-12 2:03 PM Good lord woman
 Wut??? It's a dream! Are you squashing dreams now too? It would make me laugh so hard that I might fall off a few times.......Priceless :) |
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Location: NE Texas | That's ok.....i'm used to riding mini's.....they can be fast too. You take that big heavy footed mule and I shall take the smaller, more agile mule. Plus mine will be much easier to get on.
I would also love for this smaller mule to be spotted so I get a spotted mini Scorcho mule.....PUH-LEESE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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| Whiteboy - 2014-12-12 2:04 PM I think you should look into some racing stripes for this project. Think more along the lines of a Zebra.
Ditto!!! Check this one out!!!! LOL!
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Location: NE Texas | Whiteboy - 2014-12-12 2:04 PM I think you should look into some racing stripes for this project. Think more along the lines of a Zebra.
Whitey....I have already looked into that actually. My mom sent me a zebra-ish animal for sale a few weeks ago....must find and post pic! |
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | lindseylou2290 - 2014-12-12 2:08 PM Whiteboy - 2014-12-12 2:04 PM I think you should look into some racing stripes for this project. Think more along the lines of a Zebra. Ditto!!! Check this one out!!!! LOL! http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/grd/4723628638.html
That one is nice...buuuuttttt, not a Scorcho and not a mule. |
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Location: Kansas | lindseylou2290 - 2014-12-12 2:08 PM Whiteboy - 2014-12-12 2:04 PM I think you should look into some racing stripes for this project. Think more along the lines of a Zebra. Ditto!!! Check this one out!!!! LOL! http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/grd/4723628638.html
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| hoofs_in_motion - 2014-12-12 2:11 PM lindseylou2290 - 2014-12-12 2:08 PM Whiteboy - 2014-12-12 2:04 PM I think you should look into some racing stripes for this project. Think more along the lines of a Zebra. Ditto!!! Check this one out!!!! LOL! http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/grd/4723628638.html
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| LRQHS - 2014-12-12 2:10 PM A ZONKEY IS NOT ON OUR BUCKET LIST!!
But they only want $4750 for her .... C'mon, that's gotta be a steal!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Location: NE Texas | lindseylou2290 - 2014-12-12 2:14 PM LRQHS - 2014-12-12 2:10 PM A ZONKEY IS NOT ON OUR BUCKET LIST!! But they only want $4750 for her .... C'mon, that's gotta be a steal!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wait until LRQHS posts the pic of the one I just sent her that my mom sent to me. $4750 is CHEAP! |
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | Whiteboy - 2014-12-12 2:14 PM El Zorcho shall be the name of the resulting offspring.
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| LRQHS - 2014-12-12 2:17 PM Whiteboy - 2014-12-12 2:14 PM El Zorcho shall be the name of the resulting offspring. lolololol....NOOOOO!!
I agree with Whitey ... we got a name and everything .... we just gotta knock her up and let her drop a baby!!!! YIPPPPPEEEE! I require pictures of the future offspring! |
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| Herbie - 2014-12-12 2:15 PM lindseylou2290 - 2014-12-12 2:14 PM LRQHS - 2014-12-12 2:10 PM A ZONKEY IS NOT ON OUR BUCKET LIST!! But they only want $4750 for her .... C'mon, that's gotta be a steal!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | Make your own bucket list's! I shall have a barrel racing mule! |
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Location: NE Texas | barrelracr131 - 2014-12-12 2:20 PM
Yay!!! Thanks, Allison! Now THAT is what i'm looking for to breed to El Scorcho to produce my mule....and she's only $8000! |
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | Herbie - 2014-12-12 2:23 PM
barrelracr131 - 2014-12-12 2:20 PM
Yay!!! Thanks, Allison! Now THAT is what i'm looking for to breed to El Scorcho to produce my mule....and she's only $8000!
That wouldn't technically be a mule. That would be a Zulse. |
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| Herbie - 2014-12-12 2:23 PM barrelracr131 - 2014-12-12 2:20 PM Yay!!! Thanks, Allison! Now THAT is what i'm looking for to breed to El Scorcho to produce my mule....and she's only $8000!
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Location: NE Texas | LRQHS - 2014-12-12 2:25 PM Herbie - 2014-12-12 2:23 PM barrelracr131 - 2014-12-12 2:20 PM Yay!!! Thanks, Allison! Now THAT is what i'm looking for to breed to El Scorcho to produce my mule....and she's only $8000! That wouldn't technically be a mule. That would be a Zulse.
Hey potatos, pototos.....that's what I want, dang it! |
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | Herbie - 2014-12-12 2:27 PM LRQHS - 2014-12-12 2:25 PM Herbie - 2014-12-12 2:23 PM barrelracr131 - 2014-12-12 2:20 PM Yay!!! Thanks, Allison! Now THAT is what i'm looking for to breed to El Scorcho to produce my mule....and she's only $8000! That wouldn't technically be a mule. That would be a Zulse.
We talked about this already and you said nothing about bringing a Zulse to the Mule Race. |
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| hoofs_in_motion - 2014-12-12 2:25 PM is it legal to own a zebra in the USA? Or do you have to have a special license?
IDK ... hmmmmm would you then need a license for the half n half version?? |
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | lindseylou2290 - 2014-12-12 2:32 PM hoofs_in_motion - 2014-12-12 2:25 PM is it legal to own a zebra in the USA? Or do you have to have a special license? IDK ... hmmmmm would you then need a license for the half n half version??
NOT in Louisiana....we keep all sorts of critters that the law turns their eyes from..... |
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| LRQHS - 2014-12-12 2:28 PM Herbie - 2014-12-12 2:27 PM LRQHS - 2014-12-12 2:25 PM Herbie - 2014-12-12 2:23 PM barrelracr131 - 2014-12-12 2:20 PM Yay!!! Thanks, Allison! Now THAT is what i'm looking for to breed to El Scorcho to produce my mule....and she's only $8000! That wouldn't technically be a mule. That would be a Zulse.
LADIES ... PUHLEAAAAASE hold yourselves in line ... and go check out these donkey's ... kind purty!
http://www.minidonks.com/donkeys-for-sale.html
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | lindseylou2290 - 2014-12-12 2:36 PM LRQHS - 2014-12-12 2:28 PM Herbie - 2014-12-12 2:27 PM LRQHS - 2014-12-12 2:25 PM Herbie - 2014-12-12 2:23 PM barrelracr131 - 2014-12-12 2:20 PM Yay!!! Thanks, Allison! Now THAT is what i'm looking for to breed to El Scorcho to produce my mule....and she's only $8000! That wouldn't technically be a mule. That would be a Zulse.
http://www.minidonks.com/donkeys-for-sale.html now quit ur squabbling!
Those were fine lookers, but I'm requiring something a tad larger. |
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | Maybe, someone has a male donkey that I could breed a really nice buckskin paint mare to. Anyone?? |
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| LRQHS - 2014-12-12 2:38 PM lindseylou2290 - 2014-12-12 2:36 PM LRQHS - 2014-12-12 2:28 PM Herbie - 2014-12-12 2:27 PM LRQHS - 2014-12-12 2:25 PM Herbie - 2014-12-12 2:23 PM barrelracr131 - 2014-12-12 2:20 PM Yay!!! Thanks, Allison! Now THAT is what i'm looking for to breed to El Scorcho to produce my mule....and she's only $8000! That wouldn't technically be a mule. That would be a Zulse.
http://www.minidonks.com/donkeys-for-sale.html now quit ur squabbling!
dude you said earlier you needed a mini for Herbie .... so .... give her the mini and you take the z-donk I posted earlier with the hot pink halter. C'mon now, use your brain! I found ya some ladies lookin' to hook up with ol' sorcho ... Let's do this!!! |
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Location: NE Texas | I may already have my mule on the way. When you and Scorcho were here I MAY have tip toed him next door and turned him out with Skipper, LRQHS. Whatcha think about that?!??!?!?!?! |
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | barrelracr131 - 2014-12-12 2:42 PM I'm pretty sure a zorse is sterile
The Scientist has spoken. No Zorse! |
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | Herbie - 2014-12-12 2:45 PM I may already have my mule on the way. When you and Scorcho were here I MAY have tip toed him next door and turned him out with Skipper, LRQHS. Whatcha think about that?!??!?!?!?!
The mini female donkey that is 40 years old and can't be caught? |
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | Where is Roxie at? She has a few donkey's. I don't know if they are jenny's or jack's though. They may be 40 too come to think of it..... |
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Location: NE Texas | LRQHS - 2014-12-12 2:49 PM Herbie - 2014-12-12 2:45 PM I may already have my mule on the way. When you and Scorcho were here I MAY have tip toed him next door and turned him out with Skipper, LRQHS. Whatcha think about that?!??!?!?!?!
As the saying goes, "8 - 80, blind, crippled, crazy, what can't walk, i'll carry"...... |
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | Herbie - 2014-12-12 2:55 PM LRQHS - 2014-12-12 2:49 PM Herbie - 2014-12-12 2:45 PM I may already have my mule on the way. When you and Scorcho were here I MAY have tip toed him next door and turned him out with Skipper, LRQHS. Whatcha think about that?!??!?!?!?!
I don't think you have a baby coming.....that looked like an 80 year old donkey to me. |
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| LRQHS - 2014-12-12 3:01 PM Herbie - 2014-12-12 2:55 PM LRQHS - 2014-12-12 2:49 PM Herbie - 2014-12-12 2:45 PM I may already have my mule on the way. When you and Scorcho were here I MAY have tip toed him next door and turned him out with Skipper, LRQHS. Whatcha think about that?!??!?!?!?!
Stranger things have happened ............. |
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | lindseylou2290 - 2014-12-12 3:06 PM LRQHS - 2014-12-12 3:01 PM Herbie - 2014-12-12 2:55 PM LRQHS - 2014-12-12 2:49 PM Herbie - 2014-12-12 2:45 PM I may already have my mule on the way. When you and Scorcho were here I MAY have tip toed him next door and turned him out with Skipper, LRQHS. Whatcha think about that?!??!?!?!?!
We're still looking. I'll just leave it at that lol. |
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| OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I found you a sugar daddy and he has DONKEY'S for sale!!!!!! http://www.curtisimrie.com/curtis1.htm self described as The Dean of Pack Burro Racing!!! OMG ... It's like this was meant to be!!!
ETA- AND ... he was a pole bending champ on a donkey!!!!
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | lindseylou2290 - 2014-12-12 3:14 PM OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I found you a sugar daddy and he has DONKEY'S for sale!!!!!! http://www.curtisimrie.com/curtis1.htm self described as The Dean of Pack Burro Racing!!! OMG ... It's like this was meant to be!!!
ETA- AND ... he was a pole bending champ on a donkey!!!!
First of all, that man is cray, cray. Secondly, I see no pictures of the for sale donkey's. Thirdly, he has written donkey essay's, but has not posted his for sale donkey pictures. Fourthly, I will not be paying $4800 for a donkey with no picture. Shall I continue?? |
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| lindseylou2290 - 2014-12-12 3:14 PM OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I found you a sugar daddy and he has DONKEY'S for sale!!!!!! http://www.curtisimrie.com/curtis1.htm self described as The Dean of Pack Burro Racing!!! OMG ... It's like this was meant to be!!!
ETA- AND ... he was a pole bending champ on a donkey!!!!
Holy moly, he's got some expensive donkeys! |
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | MissouriJen - 2014-12-12 3:25 PM lindseylou2290 - 2014-12-12 3:14 PM OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I found you a sugar daddy and he has DONKEY'S for sale!!!!!! http://www.curtisimrie.com/curtis1.htm self described as The Dean of Pack Burro Racing!!! OMG ... It's like this was meant to be!!!
ETA- AND ... he was a pole bending champ on a donkey!!!!
He's a little out there....I only allow one crazy person in the house and that is me. |
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| LRQHS - 2014-12-12 3:23 PM lindseylou2290 - 2014-12-12 3:14 PM OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I found you a sugar daddy and he has DONKEY'S for sale!!!!!! http://www.curtisimrie.com/curtis1.htm self described as The Dean of Pack Burro Racing!!! OMG ... It's like this was meant to be!!! ETA- AND ... he was a pole bending champ on a donkey!!!!
ETA ---- picky picky picky aren't we ?? LOL
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | lindseylou2290 - 2014-12-12 3:28 PM LRQHS - 2014-12-12 3:23 PM lindseylou2290 - 2014-12-12 3:14 PM OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I found you a sugar daddy and he has DONKEY'S for sale!!!!!! http://www.curtisimrie.com/curtis1.htm self described as The Dean of Pack Burro Racing!!! OMG ... It's like this was meant to be!!!
ETA- AND ... he was a pole bending champ on a donkey!!!!
Ohhhhh, it's still Alison Tebbens. Never doubt that!! |
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | lindseylou2290 - 2014-12-12 3:28 PM LRQHS - 2014-12-12 3:23 PM lindseylou2290 - 2014-12-12 3:14 PM OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I found you a sugar daddy and he has DONKEY'S for sale!!!!!! http://www.curtisimrie.com/curtis1.htm self described as The Dean of Pack Burro Racing!!! OMG ... It's like this was meant to be!!!
ETA- AND ... he was a pole bending champ on a donkey!!!!
ETA ---- picky picky picky aren't we ?? LOL
Ummmmm, no! Did you forget that I dated a dude with only 7 fingers??? Not that picky! |
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| LRQHS - 2014-12-12 2:48 PM barrelracr131 - 2014-12-12 2:42 PM I'm pretty sure a zorse is sterile
The Scientist has spoken. No Zorse!
The point we we are aiming for a zorse, a barrel racing zorse, a kick herbies butt zorse. What she needs is a zebra not a donkey. Come on people!
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | lindseylou2290 - 2014-12-12 3:30 PM You probably just need to call him tonight after drinking a few beers .... bring out the crazy canjun lady and dig out some info! I bet he'd send ya pictures!
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | Whiteboy - 2014-12-12 3:33 PM LRQHS - 2014-12-12 2:48 PM barrelracr131 - 2014-12-12 2:42 PM I'm pretty sure a zorse is sterile
The Scientist has spoken. No Zorse!
I'm starting to think that I'll breed a Jack to a really nice paint mare at my crib. |
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | LRQHS - 2014-12-12 3:34 PM Whiteboy - 2014-12-12 3:33 PM LRQHS - 2014-12-12 2:48 PM barrelracr131 - 2014-12-12 2:42 PM I'm pretty sure a zorse is sterile
The Scientist has spoken. No Zorse!
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| Whiteboy - 2014-12-12 3:33 PM LRQHS - 2014-12-12 2:48 PM barrelracr131 - 2014-12-12 2:42 PM I'm pretty sure a zorse is sterile
The Scientist has spoken. No Zorse!
LRQHS - did you not see the movie Racing Stripes?? That was one fast zebra! Plus, they can outrun lions. I think it would be in your best interest to go with the zorse and leave Herbie with the mule. |
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| LRQHS - 2014-12-12 3:33 PM lindseylou2290 - 2014-12-12 3:30 PM You probably just need to call him tonight after drinking a few beers .... bring out the crazy canjun lady and dig out some info! I bet he'd send ya pictures! I'll tell NJJ to get his phone number for me.....
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Location: NE Texas | Whiteboy - 2014-12-12 3:33 PM LRQHS - 2014-12-12 2:48 PM barrelracr131 - 2014-12-12 2:42 PM I'm pretty sure a zorse is sterile
The Scientist has spoken. No Zorse!
Dang, Whiteboy....she doesn't need any help! After all, she's going to get first pick of the mules! I need someone for TEAM HERBIE over here!!!! |
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Location: Kansas | Herbie - 2014-12-12 3:37 PM Whiteboy - 2014-12-12 3:33 PM LRQHS - 2014-12-12 2:48 PM barrelracr131 - 2014-12-12 2:42 PM I'm pretty sure a zorse is sterile
The Scientist has spoken. No Zorse!
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| Herbie - 2014-12-12 3:37 PM Whiteboy - 2014-12-12 3:33 PM LRQHS - 2014-12-12 2:48 PM barrelracr131 - 2014-12-12 2:42 PM I'm pretty sure a zorse is sterile
The Scientist has spoken. No Zorse!
Haha, I think it is safe to say that we all KNOW jennifer needs all the help she can get. By the way someone make sure she is wearing her helmet, would you! |
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | MissouriJen - 2014-12-12 3:36 PM Whiteboy - 2014-12-12 3:33 PM LRQHS - 2014-12-12 2:48 PM barrelracr131 - 2014-12-12 2:42 PM I'm pretty sure a zorse is sterile
The Scientist has spoken. No Zorse!
I'm too big to ride a Zebra. I need something with size and power. Plus, the best reiner I've ever seen was a mule. Sooooo, I've always wanted one. That was one fine mule. |
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Location: NE Texas | Now we're talking hoofs in motion. Congrats, you are my new team manager. I'll ride the zebra.....too big or not! The "outrunning lions" from missourijen was all I needed to hear!!!!!!
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| hoofs_in_motion - 2014-12-12 3:41 PM Forget a zebra!!! I think camel racing will be a hit!!!!
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| Herbie - 2014-12-12 3:44 PM Now we're talking hoofs in motion. Congrats, you are my new team manager. I'll ride the zebra.....too big or not! The "outrunning lions" from lindseylou was all I needed to hear!!!!!!
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | I shall be the Greatest Mule Barrel Racer of all time!!! Bring your little Zebra. I did not see one of them turning a can..... |
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Location: Kansas | Herbie - 2014-12-12 3:44 PM hoofs_in_motion - 2014-12-12 3:41 PM Forget a zebra!!! I think camel racing will be a hit!!!!
woah! He's neat!!! And for $10,000 he could be all mine!!!!!! Bahaha.....NOT! |
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | I'll beat that camel too.... |
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Whack and Roll
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Location: NE Texas | LRQHS - 2014-12-12 3:45 PM I shall be the Greatest Mule Barrel Racer of all time!!! Bring your little Zebra. I did not see one of them turning a can.....
That's where the "training" comes in my friend........ |
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | Herbie - 2014-12-12 3:46 PM LRQHS - 2014-12-12 3:45 PM I shall be the Greatest Mule Barrel Racer of all time!!! Bring your little Zebra. I did not see one of them turning a can..... That's where the "training" comes in my friend........
I know a guy....bring it. |
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Whack and Roll
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Location: NE Texas | Ain't skeered. And if I think it could be close....i'll throw some rabbit ears on Ricky! |
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| LRQHS - 2014-12-12 3:45 PM I shall be the Greatest Mule Barrel Racer of all time!!! Bring your little Zebra. I did not see one of them turning a can.....
hey now ... How's this gonna work when you won't even call the dude with the POLE BENDING mules - you were gonna rub it off on NJJ. How're you gonna be the greatest if you're scared to call him cuz he might be a wee tiny bit crazy??!!! LMAO!!! |
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | Herbie - 2014-12-12 3:49 PM Ain't skeered. And if I think it could be close....i'll throw some rabbit ears on Ricky!
Remember when you sent me a picture of your mule and I thought to myself, "ears are kind of long, but that really looks like a horse to me?" lmao....I didn't have the heart to tell you that wasn't a mule lol.....we've been pals ever since lol. |
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | lindseylou2290 - 2014-12-12 3:49 PM LRQHS - 2014-12-12 3:45 PM I shall be the Greatest Mule Barrel Racer of all time!!! Bring your little Zebra. I did not see one of them turning a can..... hey now ... How's this gonna work when you won't even call the dude with the POLE BENDING mules - you were gonna rub it off on NJJ. How're you gonna be the greatest if you're scared to call him cuz he might be a wee tiny bit crazy??!!! LMAO!!!
I don't have time to pilfer through all that junk for his phone number. NJJ will search it out of one of his donkey essays or who knows where....she probably has a connection to a secret Russian satellite somewhere... |
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Whack and Roll
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Location: NE Texas | LRQHS - 2014-12-12 3:51 PM Herbie - 2014-12-12 3:49 PM Ain't skeered. And if I think it could be close....i'll throw some rabbit ears on Ricky! Remember when you sent me a picture of your mule and I thought to myself, "ears are kind of long, but that really looks like a horse to me?" lmao....I didn't have the heart to tell you that wasn't a mule lol.....we've been pals ever since lol.
OMG....yes....that totally has me chuckling at my desk right now. Total perfomance now owns that "mule" and you're right, he is a dang good looking horse and a very nice horse at that! |
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | Herbie - 2014-12-12 3:57 PM LRQHS - 2014-12-12 3:51 PM Herbie - 2014-12-12 3:49 PM Ain't skeered. And if I think it could be close....i'll throw some rabbit ears on Ricky! Remember when you sent me a picture of your mule and I thought to myself, "ears are kind of long, but that really looks like a horse to me?" lmao....I didn't have the heart to tell you that wasn't a mule lol.....we've been pals ever since lol.
I was like, "that crazy lady thinks her horse is a mule!" lmao |
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Whack and Roll
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Location: NE Texas | LRQHS - 2014-12-12 3:58 PM Herbie - 2014-12-12 3:57 PM LRQHS - 2014-12-12 3:51 PM Herbie - 2014-12-12 3:49 PM Ain't skeered. And if I think it could be close....i'll throw some rabbit ears on Ricky! Remember when you sent me a picture of your mule and I thought to myself, "ears are kind of long, but that really looks like a horse to me?" lmao....I didn't have the heart to tell you that wasn't a mule lol.....we've been pals ever since lol.
And the rest is history! HAHA Love ya, buddy! Even if you are going to give me the crappy mule! |
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | Herbie - 2014-12-12 4:04 PM LRQHS - 2014-12-12 3:58 PM Herbie - 2014-12-12 3:57 PM LRQHS - 2014-12-12 3:51 PM Herbie - 2014-12-12 3:49 PM Ain't skeered. And if I think it could be close....i'll throw some rabbit ears on Ricky! Remember when you sent me a picture of your mule and I thought to myself, "ears are kind of long, but that really looks like a horse to me?" lmao....I didn't have the heart to tell you that wasn't a mule lol.....we've been pals ever since lol.
It sure is......and, you're still getting the crappy mule BECAUSE you are the trainer!!! |
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Location: Arkansas | hoofs_in_motion - 2014-12-12 3:41 PM Forget a zebra!!! I think camel racing will be a hit!!!!
There was a video on Facebook a few days ago of a camel doing dressage. So why not barrel racing.
And technically a jenny bred to a horse produces a hinny. Mare bred to a jack is the mule.  |
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | ^^^Do they look the same??? |
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That's White "Man" to You
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| LRQHS - 2014-12-12 3:34 PM Whiteboy - 2014-12-12 3:33 PM LRQHS - 2014-12-12 2:48 PM barrelracr131 - 2014-12-12 2:42 PM I'm pretty sure a zorse is sterile
The Scientist has spoken. No Zorse!
I'll just sell her "in Foal" to El Scorcho! Wont they be in for a surprise!! |
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | ohhhhhh, Herbie, if I have to breed a jack to a mare, you are going down, sister!!! I have something in my pasture that no one knows about.... |
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Location: Kansas | Whiteboy - 2014-12-12 4:14 PM LRQHS - 2014-12-12 3:34 PM Whiteboy - 2014-12-12 3:33 PM LRQHS - 2014-12-12 2:48 PM barrelracr131 - 2014-12-12 2:42 PM I'm pretty sure a zorse is sterile
The Scientist has spoken. No Zorse!
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | Whiteboy - 2014-12-12 4:14 PM LRQHS - 2014-12-12 3:34 PM Whiteboy - 2014-12-12 3:33 PM LRQHS - 2014-12-12 2:48 PM barrelracr131 - 2014-12-12 2:42 PM I'm pretty sure a zorse is sterile
The Scientist has spoken. No Zorse!
I shall send them the breeder's certificate too and let them try to register rhahahahahaha. |
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Location: NE Texas | LRQHS - 2014-12-12 4:15 PM ohhhhhh, Herbie, if I have to breed a jack to a mare, you are going down, sister!!! I have something in my pasture that no one knows about....
DO TELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I might need to know! |
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | Herbie - 2014-12-12 4:17 PM LRQHS - 2014-12-12 4:15 PM ohhhhhh, Herbie, if I have to breed a jack to a mare, you are going down, sister!!! I have something in my pasture that no one knows about.... DO TELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I might need to know!
NEVER!!!!!! RAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! |
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Location: NE Texas | Whiteboy - 2014-12-12 4:14 PM LRQHS - 2014-12-12 3:34 PM Whiteboy - 2014-12-12 3:33 PM LRQHS - 2014-12-12 2:48 PM barrelracr131 - 2014-12-12 2:42 PM I'm pretty sure a zorse is sterile
The Scientist has spoken. No Zorse!
I'll probably be the one to buy it and be like oh yay, another Scorcho, and then the mare will foal and i'll be like, Toto.....I don't think we're in Kansas anymore....... |
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | Herbie - 2014-12-12 4:20 PM Whiteboy - 2014-12-12 4:14 PM LRQHS - 2014-12-12 3:34 PM Whiteboy - 2014-12-12 3:33 PM LRQHS - 2014-12-12 2:48 PM barrelracr131 - 2014-12-12 2:42 PM I'm pretty sure a zorse is sterile
The Scientist has spoken. No Zorse!
Whatever, I'll just be like, "oppps, my bad! Accidents happen. I'll take that little bugger off of your hands and give a re breed to the right baby daddy now." No problemo :) |
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Location: Arkansas | LRQHS - 2014-12-12 4:13 PM ^^^Do they look the same???
The hinnys that I have seen have a little bit shorter ear and a worse attitude than a mule. I haven't seen that many though.
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Location: Some where | I got some free donkeys....Real fast....so, fast you can't catch them. You catch them they yours. |
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Location: Some where | Oh you have to take all of them...there's 12....they probably pregnant too....There is one jack. He fast too. |
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Location: At the race track with Ah Dee Ohs | Herbie - 2014-12-12 3:57 PM LRQHS - 2014-12-12 3:51 PM Herbie - 2014-12-12 3:49 PM Ain't skeered. And if I think it could be close....i'll throw some rabbit ears on Ricky! Remember when you sent me a picture of your mule and I thought to myself, "ears are kind of long, but that really looks like a horse to me?" lmao....I didn't have the heart to tell you that wasn't a mule lol.....we've been pals ever since lol.
Hey now! I take offense to Mojo being a mule! He's a dang nice horse and a phenominal babysitter for the Phoebe. Him loves his Phoebe. |
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