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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | I need you all to pray that my boyfriend kills a deer today, because if he doesn't I'm afraid that he will die from pneumonia.
He's had an insane look in his eye this morning. He didn't put creamer in my coffee, I assume in an attempt to shave a couple of milliseconds off of his morning time with me so he could get in the stand sooner. He has sat in that stand three days in a row from dawn til dusk in the cold and rain with a bag of snacks and his rifle. He has not seen one deer yet and the longer it goes without him seeing one, the crazier it get's. He used the old, "it's my PASSION, just like horses are your passion" this morning. I'm like, "ok, so, blowing Bambi to smitherines is your passion. That's nice." I'm going to have to wait until he falls asleep tonight so I can hit him with a shot of horse penicillin to try and knock out his pending pneumonia. |
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Hungarian Midget Woman
Location: Midwest | Tell me about it
my duck hunter has a sinus infection... too sick to go for christmas eve with his family, but ok to hunt on the water 2 AM on Dec 26th. LOL |
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | Amazing recovery?? |
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | You gave him some Thrive didn't you? |
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Location: Midwest | LRQHS - 2014-12-29 10:15 AM You gave him some Thrive didn't you?
No, he is still sick now and refuses to go to the doctor... I told him he's being dumb. lol |
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | barrelracr131 - 2014-12-29 10:20 AM LRQHS - 2014-12-29 10:15 AM You gave him some Thrive didn't you? No, he is still sick now and refuses to go to the doctor... I told him he's being dumb. lol
I wish I could find a pet deer on Craigslist or somewhere and just go put it where he's hunting and give it a gentle push in the direction of his deer stand. I'd be like, "yay baby you got one!!! Now, come build me that stall you've been promising me." :) |
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|  'Tis the season ladies .... thankfully my SO shot his deer early this season! Now, last season, THAT was a nightmare and he ended up being sick as crap for a long time!!! I feel your pains! |
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | He said today, "I'm thinking about bow hunting too next year. It starts in October." Sweet Jesus, help me. |
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| We can start a support group!
Fine darling, for every day you go hunting, I get to drag my ponies somewhere to run!!! |
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | lindseylou2290 - 2014-12-29 11:11 AM We can start a support group!
Fine darling, for every day you go hunting, I get to drag my ponies somewhere to run!!!
Sadly, I think I could go smoke crack everyday he's hunting and he wouldn't care.
Me: I'm going smoke crack and prostitute myself out for more crack money today.
Bryan: Ok. Have fun sweetie. Here's your coffee with no creamer. Bye now. |
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| LRQHS - 2014-12-29 11:22 AM lindseylou2290 - 2014-12-29 11:11 AM We can start a support group!
Fine darling, for every day you go hunting, I get to drag my ponies somewhere to run!!! Sadly, I think I could go smoke crack everyday he's hunting and he wouldn't care.
Me: I'm going smoke crack and prostitute myself out for more crack money today.
Bryan: Ok. Have fun sweetie. Here's your coffee with no creamer. Bye now.
Chin up pal ... thankfully, the season DOES end eventually .... Just think when you start breeding scorchy ...
Bryan - hey want some coffee?
LRQHS - meh, who needs coffee!!?? I have pills and meth!!! muahahahahaahahaha! |
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | Bryan nearly had a heart attack when I told him that he has to come to the vet with me tomorrow. I think I saw a tear run down his cheek. |
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Location: 100 miles from Nowhere, AR | My deer hunter is getting desperate too. He sees deer every time he goes, but has apparently been holding out for the 30 point buck, because he hasn't shot anything. I'm like dammit, we're runnng out of meat, just shoot me a doe. http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DZOC1QXTQLk |
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | I can't watch your Youtube, but I'm pretty sure Bryan would blast anything walking through the woods right now. We are probably going to have armadillo soup tonight. |
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| Three 4 Luck - 2014-12-29 11:30 AM My deer hunter is getting desperate too. He sees deer every time he goes, but has apparently been holding out for the 30 point buck, because he hasn't shot anything. I'm like dammit, we're runnng out of meat, just shoot me a doe. http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DZOC1QXTQLk
OT - but I do love me some yoopers ;)
Edited by lindseylou2290 2014-12-29 11:44 AM
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Location: The South | LRQHS - 2014-12-29 10:27 AM He said today, "I'm thinking about bow hunting too next year. It starts in October." Sweet Jesus, help me.
And it goes until sometime in February I think (here anyway). Yay!  |
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| I might know someone that would trade an archery hunt for a nice 2 year old...
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| You should just ship him off to KS,NE or SD for a couple weeks. It would probably be cheaper in the long run.
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Location: Ohio | I can totally relate! My husband was like this when we first met. At one point he was even hunting in three states (Ohio, WV, and PA). He also archery hunts so hunting season ran from the beginning October to the end of January. God forbid I would plan someting "before dark" during that time. All I can say is ride it out lol.
It it has been almost 19 years but he has finally become manageable with it. I'm actually to the point now, I'm asking him why he doesn't go more, I could use some alone time lol.
Good luck!
Edited by next thirty years 2014-12-30 7:07 AM
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Location: Midwest | Itsme - 2014-12-30 12:15 AM You should just ship him off to KS,NE or SD for a couple weeks. It would probably be cheaper in the long run.
Shoot, up here you can practically club them. They are everywhere. I almost ran one over in the middle of town yesterday lol |
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