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    Location: That part of Texas | I could tell ya but then I'd probably have to kill ya. I'm pretty for sure that's in the rules somewhere. |
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              Location: Under The Big Sky Of Texas | Red Raider - 2015-02-24 5:00 PM I could tell ya but then I'd probably have to kill ya. I'm pretty for sure that's in the rules somewhere. LOL, now thats funny
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      Location: The edge of no where | It's hiden....and there is a terrible initiation that new members must survive. |
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    Location: That part of Texas | MS2011 - 2015-02-24 5:05 PM It's hiden....and there is a terrible initiation that new members must survive.
That's no joke. I was still digging sand outta places on my body I didn't know i had for weeks afterward. I've also just now grown out the purple passion jello color that stained my blonde highlights. |
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        Location: NW Arkansas | When certain things start to fallout you're jumped into the group... it can be painful! |
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Posts: 25352
          Location: Bastrop, Texas | It's secret, elite society, sort of like the "Knights Templar" or the Illuminati. You must possess certain unique talents and assets. You cannot request membership. You must be invited. If you wish to become a member, you must pass rigorous testing. |
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      Location: Baden, PA | *Talking like Kernel Klink* I know nothink! |
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       Location: hot, humid and dry...Gulf coast East of Houston.. | correct to all of the above... you can not ask to join.. you have to be brought in by someone from the inside after you are completely interrogated and pass the mental test. There are some that get in who pass the test, but end up cracking, and leave |
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      Location: in the middle of backwoods iowa | I had to shave my hair off! Why couldn't I just get purple streaks?!?!?! |
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      Location: in the middle of backwoods iowa | The worst was patting my head, rubbing my belly while hopping on my left leg and singing Bohemian Rhapsody at the same time! |
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          Location: Bastrop, Texas | Some special people are invited and don't have to endure the normal rigors. They are exemptions, but those are rare, special people who have nothing to prove. They are legends. |
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        Location: Displaced Iowegian | Bear - 2015-02-24 9:39 PM Some special people are invited and don't have to endure the normal rigors. They are exemptions, but those are rare, special people who have nothing to prove. They are legends. But (I heard) there is a weight restriction.......
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          Location: Bastrop, Texas | Shush |
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        Location: NW Arkansas | Bear - 2015-02-24 8:42 PM Shush
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    Location: Jasper, Tx | shellyh1971 - 2015-02-24 9:36 PM
well some have had to get dreadlocks, and some I have heard have had to cut off their pinkie toes..
Is that all!!! I had to shave my head and run naked thru the snow all while singing "Do you want to build a snowman!!!" I hate being blonde sometimes!!!  |
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      Location: Jacksonville, FL | I heard it's kinda like SAMCRO. You are a Prospect, have to do stuff to prove your tough enough to be in the club. Then you may or not get your patch. |
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          Location: Bastrop, Texas | I've heard all they do is b!tch and whine about their livelihood in being threatened by an unusual strain of freakishly talented children dominating the world of barrel racing.
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          Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | I've heard of it...but I ain't talkin. |
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          Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | Oh all right....they made me do the hokey pokey then turn myself around....and, I had been drinking........so I fell down.....AND, then they LAUGHED AT ME! |
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          Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | PS...for $5 I'll help anyone get in :) |
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        Location: Displaced Iowegian | LRQHS - 2015-02-25 8:14 AM PS...for $5 I'll help anyone get in :)
WE are watching YOU.............. |
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| NJJ - 2015-02-25 8:17 AM LRQHS - 2015-02-25 8:14 AM PS...for $5 I'll help anyone get in :) WE are watching YOU..............
She'll just buy more booze and fall down some more. Come on Norma...We need some laughter! But someone has to take pics. I wonder if "Jackie" would do it?  |
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          Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | NJJ - 2015-02-25 8:17 AM LRQHS - 2015-02-25 8:14 AM PS...for $5 I'll help anyone get in :) WE are watching YOU..............
Whatever, I'm going to cut you in on the spoils....how's $2 a person sound? |
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     Location: Central Texas | Y'all got in easy! Try preg checking a mule! Without a glove. Sheesh! |
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        Location: Displaced Iowegian | LRQHS - 2015-02-25 8:21 AM NJJ - 2015-02-25 8:17 AM LRQHS - 2015-02-25 8:14 AM PS...for $5 I'll help anyone get in :) WE are watching YOU.............. Whatever, I'm going to cut you in on the spoils....how's $2 a person sound?
Okie....dokie......I am easy......... |
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          Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | NJJ - 2015-02-25 8:27 AM LRQHS - 2015-02-25 8:21 AM NJJ - 2015-02-25 8:17 AM LRQHS - 2015-02-25 8:14 AM PS...for $5 I'll help anyone get in :) WE are watching YOU.............. Whatever, I'm going to cut you in on the spoils....how's $2 a person sound? Okie....dokie......I am easy.........
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            Location: Cap'n Helga Deadbones | Well, it was a secret meeting in the dead of the night
With mysterious sanctimony
In accordance with prescribed
Rituals of time honored ceremony
Matters of grave concern
Were weighed with dedicated caution
Like whether or not to raise at stud
Or draw or spit in the ocean
It's a typical American phenomenon
Where all the members have a fine old time
It's the Forty-Third Annual Convention
Of the Grand Mystic Royal Order
Of the Nobles of the Ali Baba Temple of the Shrine |
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     Location: Wonderful Wyoming | I had to crawl around saying beep beep Ima jeep. humiliating :( |
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     Location: Wonderful Wyoming | emmylou - 2015-02-25 8:43 AM
Well, it was a secret meeting in the dead of the night
With mysterious sanctimony
In accordance with prescribed
Rituals of time honored ceremony
Matters of grave concern
Were weighed with dedicated caution
Like whether or not to raise at stud
Or draw or spit in the ocean
It's a typical American phenomenon
Where all the members have a fine old time
It's the Forty-Third Annual Convention
Of the Grand Mystic Royal Order
Of the Nobles of the Ali Baba Temple of the Shrine
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           Location: Kansas | wyoming barrel racer - 2015-02-25 9:49 AM I had to crawl around saying beep beep Ima jeep. humiliating :(
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            Location: Cap'n Helga Deadbones | wyoming barrel racer - 2015-02-25 9:49 AM I had to crawl around saying beep beep Ima jeep. humiliating :(
But but but
I still love you

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      Location: Cap'n Joan Rotgut.....alberta | they do sacrifices over there.......seriously i cant even tell you what i had to do..brings back to many painfull memories.......and the nightmares..OMG THE NIGHTMARES...........      
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    Location: That part of Texas | wyoming barrel racer - 2015-02-25 9:49 AM I had to crawl around saying beep beep Ima jeep. humiliating :(
Ah, you were the one we sat around and threw little gerkin pickles at too while that was going on. Fun times! |
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     Location: Wonderful Wyoming | Red Raider - 2015-02-25 9:06 AM
wyoming barrel racer - 2015-02-25 9:49 AM I had to crawl around saying beep beep Ima jeep. humiliating :(
Ah, you were the one we sat around and threw little gerkin pickles at too while that was going on. Fun times!
ok that had me laughing too hard. I can't stay serious. I do like Hotel California though. Great song, creepy, but great song! |
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        Location: Displaced Iowegian | I have heard that if you have a “sensitive” nature and the propensity to get “butt hurt” easily, it is probably not the group to join…..However, they have a few Drs. “on call” and do supply a liberal (correction....conservative) dose of “butt hurt” paste….once in awhile…. |
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     Location: Desert Land | I'm pretty sure I joined the fallout group last night...
Was at the gym working out and it became clear to me that my sports bra was a bit tight (Ok, let's be honest...I was shoving 10 lbs of crap in a 5 lb sack). Personal trainer instructed me to take a run around the building and let's just say there was nothing keeping those girls contained. |
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           Location: Florida.. | I have Joined and left that place I cant even count how many times..huh norma.. due to my "sensitive drama free " nature..I didnt get butthurt though...I am not a member at this time though... its a fun place ....... but ...you gotta be ready for it.
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       Location: hot, humid and dry...Gulf coast East of Houston.. | Whoa... hold your reins..... There REALLY is a fallout group? Holy wow.. I never knew.. I thought it was a joke!! I guess I need to remove my blinders and helmet to see what is really around me.. |
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       Location: Florida | shellyh1971 - 2015-02-25 12:17 PM Whoa... hold your reins..... There REALLY is a fallout group? Holy wow.. I never knew.. I thought it was a joke!! I guess I need to remove my blinders and helmet to see what is really around me..
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       Location: hot, humid and dry...Gulf coast East of Houston.. | Vickie - 2015-02-25 11:49 AM shellyh1971 - 2015-02-25 12:17 PM Whoa... hold your reins..... There REALLY is a fallout group? Holy wow.. I never knew.. I thought it was a joke!! I guess I need to remove my blinders and helmet to see what is really around me.. You do realize that this is a video game cult don't you?
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          Location: 100 miles from Nowhere, AR | Bigtime mistake - 2015-02-25 12:28 PM We have fearless leaders.
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     Location: In The Land of Cotton | It is full of rebellious people whom if you met in real life are in fact angels. |
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            Location: Cap'n Helga Deadbones | Three 4 Luck - 2015-02-25 1:22 PM Bigtime mistake - 2015-02-25 12:28 PM We have fearless leaders. I was under the impression it was anarchy. 
I am the bloody queen there. There shall be NO anarchy! unless of course you have chocolate and ice cream.
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     Location: In a happy place | NJJ - 2015-02-25 11:10 AM Yeh....Bibs....you are the "yo-yo".....but we still love ya! 
My butt is too big to get butt-hurt. So I am hanging around for all the fun. |
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     Location: Bad Mamajama From South Of Alabama! | I got put in there. They have made me do horrible things to earn my keep in there with them....I've had to entertain them playin a banjo naked while riding a Lama in a pink, sparkly, princess outfit. I still have the mental scars.
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Folks, don't let her lie to you. She was smiling the whole time. CMIYC is a hottie. Plus she loves to waste my time finding hot kitties in the dump. |
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     Location: Bad Mamajama From South Of Alabama! | RidenFly - 2015-02-25 3:56 PM Catch_Me_If _U_Can - 2015-02-26 1:37 PM I got put in there. They have made me do horrible things to earn my keep in there with them....I've had to entertain them playin a bango naked while riding a Lama in a princess outfit. I still have the mental scars. Folks, don't let her lie to you. She was smiling the whole time. CMIYC is a hottie. Plus she loves to waste my time finding hot kitties in the dump.
Of coarse I was laughing....you meanies made me poxy my undies to my butt before you threw me on that stubborn mule, and it tickled. |
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Posts: 3781
        Location: n.c. | I just cried, begged and boohooed. They finally let me in to shut me up. |
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           Location: Kansas | I'm the cool one who got let in without having to do something crazy haha |
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Yes, I HAD my baby blanky....and I referred to it as my blanky not my blanket.
Confessions of a 28 year old....
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          Location: 100 miles from Nowhere, AR | Catch_Me_If _U_Can - 2015-02-25 4:01 PM RidenFly - 2015-02-25 3:56 PM Catch_Me_If _U_Can - 2015-02-26 1:37 PM I got put in there. They have made me do horrible things to earn my keep in there with them....I've had to entertain them playin a bango naked while riding a Lama in a princess outfit. I still have the mental scars. Folks, don't let her lie to you. She was smiling the whole time. CMIYC is a hottie. Plus she loves to waste my time finding hot kitties in the dump. Of coarse I was laughing....you meanies made me poxy my undies to my butt before you threw me on that stubborn mule, and it tickled.
I'm pretty sure that was Jack Daniels that poxied your undies and the bling to your butt.  |
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        Location: Displaced Iowegian | Three 4 Luck - 2015-02-25 4:17 PM Catch_Me_If _U_Can - 2015-02-25 4:01 PM RidenFly - 2015-02-25 3:56 PM Catch_Me_If _U_Can - 2015-02-26 1:37 PM I got put in there. They have made me do horrible things to earn my keep in there with them....I've had to entertain them playin a bango naked while riding a Lama in a princess outfit. I still have the mental scars. Folks, don't let her lie to you. She was smiling the whole time. CMIYC is a hottie. Plus she loves to waste my time finding hot kitties in the dump. Of coarse I was laughing....you meanies made me poxy my undies to my butt before you threw me on that stubborn mule, and it tickled. I'm pretty sure that was Jack Daniels that poxied your undies and the bling to your butt. 
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     Location: Bad Mamajama From South Of Alabama! | Three 4 Luck - 2015-02-25 4:17 PM Catch_Me_If _U_Can - 2015-02-25 4:01 PM RidenFly - 2015-02-25 3:56 PM Catch_Me_If _U_Can - 2015-02-26 1:37 PM I got put in there. They have made me do horrible things to earn my keep in there with them....I've had to entertain them playin a bango naked while riding a Lama in a princess outfit. I still have the mental scars. Folks, don't let her lie to you. She was smiling the whole time. CMIYC is a hottie. Plus she loves to waste my time finding hot kitties in the dump. Of coarse I was laughing....you meanies made me poxy my undies to my butt before you threw me on that stubborn mule, and it tickled. I'm pretty sure that was Jack Daniels that poxied your undies and the bling to your butt. 
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        Location: Choctaw, Oklahoma | They are awful! Horrid people! I had to strip down to my skivies, put feathers in my Crack waddle around saying cluck cluck, wish I was a duck. Then I got booted. Anyone seen my dignity? |
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       Location: When you hit the middle of nowhere .. Keep driving | Lol I read on Facebook that today was anti-bullying day. All you meanies....
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     Location: Bad Mamajama From South Of Alabama! | Southtxponygirl - 2015-02-25 5:47 PM What a wild and crazy thread you guys got going here
You people scare me a bit, LOL 
No reason for fear.....Just put the dang lotion in the basket! Muahahahaha |
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      Location: Baden, PA | All I know is they drug me underground, put me in a pit and some dude holding a little white dog kept screaming at me, "IT PUTS THE LOTION ON THE SKIN OR IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN!!!!!!"
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       Location: Wisconsin | VonDigger - 2015-02-25 7:53 PM All I know is they drug me underground, put me in a pit and some dude holding a little white dog kept screaming at me, "IT PUTS THE LOTION ON THE SKIN OR IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN!!!!!!"
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      Location: Baden, PA | Runninonthebuck - 2015-02-25 7:56 PM VonDigger - 2015-02-25 7:53 PM All I know is they drug me underground, put me in a pit and some dude holding a little white dog kept screaming at me, "IT PUTS THE LOTION ON THE SKIN OR IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN!!!!!!" Then did they eat your liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti? 
No, buts ome dude with a Target logo on each cheek asked me if I wanted to play a game. His face looked normal though. |
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     Location: Wonderful Wyoming | Southtxponygirl - 2015-02-25 4:47 PM
What a wild and crazy thread you guys got going here You people scare me a bit, LOL 
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              Location: Under The Big Sky Of Texas | wyoming barrel racer - 2015-02-25 8:17 PM Southtxponygirl - 2015-02-25 4:47 PM What a wild and crazy thread you guys got going here
You people scare me a bit, LOL  Your back 
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              Location: Under The Big Sky Of Texas | Catch_Me_If _U_Can - 2015-02-25 7:42 PM Southtxponygirl - 2015-02-25 5:47 PM What a wild and crazy thread you guys got going here
You people scare me a bit, LOL  No reason for fear.....Just put the dang lotion in the basket! Muahahahaha
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              Location: Under The Big Sky Of Texas | VonDigger - 2015-02-25 7:53 PM All I know is they drug me underground, put me in a pit and some dude holding a little white dog kept screaming at me, "IT PUTS THE LOTION ON THE SKIN OR IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN!!!!!!"
Oh my goodness it's Erin that"s in or was in the pit. I bet your skin is Dolphin smooth now, lol... |
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    Location: That part of Texas | Runninonthebuck - 2015-02-25 7:56 PM VonDigger - 2015-02-25 7:53 PM All I know is they drug me underground, put me in a pit and some dude holding a little white dog kept screaming at me, "IT PUTS THE LOTION ON THE SKIN OR IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN!!!!!!" Then did they eat your liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti? 
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       Location: Wisconsin | Red Raider - 2015-02-26 9:55 AM Runninonthebuck - 2015-02-25 7:56 PM VonDigger - 2015-02-25 7:53 PM All I know is they drug me underground, put me in a pit and some dude holding a little white dog kept screaming at me, "IT PUTS THE LOTION ON THE SKIN OR IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN!!!!!!" Then did they eat your liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti?  Nah, we're kind of more on a cheetos and cheap beer budget over there.
That's usually the safer option! For some people at least.... |
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        Location: Displaced Iowegian | Runninonthebuck - 2015-02-26 10:11 AM Red Raider - 2015-02-26 9:55 AM Runninonthebuck - 2015-02-25 7:56 PM VonDigger - 2015-02-25 7:53 PM All I know is they drug me underground, put me in a pit and some dude holding a little white dog kept screaming at me, "IT PUTS THE LOTION ON THE SKIN OR IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN!!!!!!" Then did they eat your liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti?  Nah, we're kind of more on a cheetos and cheap beer budget over there. That's usually the safer option! For some people at least....
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 Water Weight Barbie
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       Location: Oz, Kansas | They still haven't let me out of the well. I guess I don't use enough lotion.  |
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 Got to have my Pepsi
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      Location: Baden, PA | lookout hill - 2015-02-26 3:34 PM They still haven't let me out of the well. I guess I don't use enough lotion.

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 Undercover Amish Mafia Member
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           Location: Kansas | lookout hill - 2015-02-26 3:34 PM They still haven't let me out of the well. I guess I don't use enough lotion.

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