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| Since apparently, I gave such rotten advice on the marriage thread, here's your turn to give it back at me. 
This is so annoying.
At least three times a week, my husband will walk in the door with a plate covered with foil. The neighbor lady is married to a chef but he hates her cooking so she gives the left overs to my husband. Who then brings it into the house and acts like he's going to have a frikken spasm.
He'll take a bite, roll his eyes in the back of his head and declare how AMAZING the food is. I take a bite and sure, its good but gimme a **** break.
"Ask her where she got these beans...look, there's little bits of onion in them."
Honestly, I just feel like shoving the plate into his face.
I'm jealous. Another woman is giving my husband multiple Foodgasms. What do I do?
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| Murphy - 2015-03-10 6:27 AM I'd be happy.... but then again, I hate cooking......
I cook for him at least two times a week. Isn't that enough? I'm not a machine. |
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| ROTFLMAO!!! Thanks for the good laugh on a wet dreary Monday morning! I HATE to cook, I love when people send food home, so no advice. Thanks again for the laugh |
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| willrodeo4food - 2015-03-10 5:32 AM
Sorry I cant be of any help here. My husband does all of the cooking and grocery shopping. I'm spoiled. And I appreciate it very much.
I'm glad to know i'm not the only woman that isn't the cook in the family. The hard part though is that i am the shopper and it is hard to shop when i don't cook and know what he needs to cook with! that's a constant battle for us lol
As far as the neighbor, if i did cook for my man it would bother me too. Her giving him leftovers wouldn't bother me, but the way he reacts to it every time would get under my skin. i am a very jealous wife and i will openly admit that so yea it would bother me. i would just tell him to chill the heck out. i am quick to tell my husband when he does something that bothers me becuase the way i see it is if he doesn't know it bothers me then he can't change it. i'd surely be making his tail share some of that good food with me though! lol |
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| Timber Creek - 2015-03-10 6:36 AM You are cooking for him two times a week. That is MORE than enough!
That's what I think. His next meal is going to be given to him on a paper plate wrapped in foil. When he has his meltdown I'll tell him, it's just the plain ol' schit he's been getting at home all these years! |
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Location: Kansas | I can't cook....the only thing my future husband will get for dinner.....is a bowl of cereal. That should be good enough right? |
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| hoofs_in_motion - 2015-03-10 6:40 AM I can't cook....the only thing my future husband will get for dinner.....is a bowl of cereal. That should be good enough right?
It starts out with a bowl of cereal and then you notice him staring at some other man's plate at a restaurant. It will drive you crazy so you'll do the unthinkable and buy a darn cookbook. You'll end up watching Racheal ray when nobody's home and practising on YOURSELF. Then, when you get the nerve up, like for instance, on Valentine's Day...you'll put a plate of roast beef in front of him while you hold your breath. It's all downhill from there. |
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| RidenFly - 2015-03-10 5:44 AM
hoofs_in_motion - 2015-03-10 6:40 AM I can't cook....the only thing my future husband will get for dinner.....is a bowl of cereal. That should be good enough right?
It starts out with a bowl of cereal and then you notice him staring at some other man's plate at a restaurant. It will drive you crazy so you'll do the unthinkable and buy a darn cookbook. You'll end up watching Racheal ray when nobody's home and practising on YOURSELF. Then, when you get the nerve up, like for instance, on Valentine's Day...you'll put a plate of roast beef in front of him while you hold your breath. It's all downhill from there.
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| GLP - 2015-03-10 6:31 AM ROTFLMAO!!! Thanks for the good laugh on a wet dreary Monday morning! I HATE to cook, I love when people send food home, so no advice. Thanks again for the laugh
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Location: Kansas | RidenFly - 2015-03-09 8:44 AM hoofs_in_motion - 2015-03-10 6:40 AM I can't cook....the only thing my future husband will get for dinner.....is a bowl of cereal. That should be good enough right? It starts out with a bowl of cereal and then you notice him staring at some other man's plate at a restaurant. It will drive you crazy so you'll do the unthinkable and buy a darn cookbook. You'll end up watching Racheal ray when nobody's home and practising on YOURSELF. Then, when you get the nerve up, like for instance, on Valentine's Day...you'll put a plate of roast beef in front of him while you hold your breath. It's all downhill from there.
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Location: Texas | This would irritate me too. If she is going to send food over, it should be enough for BOTH of you to enjoy TOGETHER! |
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| RidenFly - 2015-03-09 8:30 AM Murphy - 2015-03-10 6:27 AM I'd be happy.... but then again, I hate cooking......
You crack me up, Riden. LOL
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Location: North Texas | willrodeo4food - 2015-03-09 8:32 AM Sorry I cant be of any help here. My husband does all of the cooking and grocery shopping. I'm spoiled. And I appreciate it very much.
Tis good to see someone who appreciates 'this' and understands what They have......................Many do not do either. |
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Location: Wild Wild West | TBone - 2015-03-09 7:55 AM This would irritate me too. If she is going to send food over, it should be enough for BOTH of you to enjoy TOGETHER!
That's what I think too. I'm glad she's cooking but she'd should be sending enough for you too. Or he should share. |
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Location: In The Snow, AZ | RidenFly - 2015-03-09 6:38 AM Timber Creek - 2015-03-10 6:36 AM You are cooking for him two times a week. That is MORE than enough! That's what I think. His next meal is going to be given to him on a paper plate wrapped in foil. When he has his meltdown I'll tell him, it's just the plain ol' schit he's been getting at home all these years!
DO IT.... and report back.
I am also a jealous woman. If another female is in ANY way, food included, pleasing my hubby, it will come to an end right quick. |
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Location: 100 miles from Nowhere, AR | TXBO - 2015-03-09 10:01 AM RidenFly - 2015-03-09 8:30 AM Murphy - 2015-03-10 6:27 AM I'd be happy.... but then again, I hate cooking......
I've gotten to where I like to eat a meal every day of the week.
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Location: At the race track with Ah Dee Ohs | Timber Creek - 2015-03-09 8:36 AM You are cooking for him two times a week. That is MORE than enough!
So does that mean my 5 days a week of cooking dinner is waaaaay toooo much??? |
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Location: Florida | I would be the neighbor in this situation. I cook on the weekends for my two weekend handy men and they go home and tell their wives how good it is. I give the leftovers to my sister for her husband and same thing. Unfortunately the three of them live on the same street and compare notes. I understand I am not popular with the wives. But, I just love to cook. |
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Location: Somewhere between S@%&# stirrer and Saint | Wait for her to send over something yummy that is chocolate. Offer to warm it up in the microwave. Add X-lax to it and enjoy him eating it and schlitting his pants. Not proper for her to only give him food. But I do like the term foodgasm. The way to a man's heart us through his stomach but the way to a man's winkie is through a plate of food wrapped in foil. Soon she will be giving him "Dessert"
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Location: North Texas | RidenFly - 2015-03-09 10:55 AM If she made him laugh, I'd have to kill her. Seriously. Nothing pifts me off more than when another woman makes my husband smile. The green monster comes out fast!
Question is: What are You going to do about THIS Situation RF? |
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| foundation horse - 2015-03-10 9:01 AM RidenFly - 2015-03-09 10:55 AM If she made him laugh, I'd have to kill her. Seriously. Nothing pifts me off more than when another woman makes my husband smile. The green monster comes out fast! Question is: What are You going to do about THIS Situation RF?
Are you challenging me, FH? If I pour ketchup over some noodles, doesn't that count as spaghetti? Wanna know which of the Duck Dynasty women MY husband thinks is the hottest? Mrs. Kay. I got the Mrs. Kay figure, I just need to waddle myself into the kitchen and compete with Mrs. Pork and Beans next door. Gah. |
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Location: California | EqualRanch - 2015-03-09 8:39 AM I cook for my husband every night, but I don't think I would be jealous. He loves my cooking and so do his friends! Lol Heck he gets jealous when his friends brag on my cooking.
you are the neighbor!!! LOL
-to the whole post. At least he's not like my fiance who wants a **** variety everynight 
I can cook something, but if it's not a 5 course meal then it's not good enough. So I make him get the food or nothing at all. haha.
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| Douglas J Gordon - 2015-03-10 8:59 AM Wait for her to send over something yummy that is chocolate. Offer to warm it up in the microwave. Add X-lax to it and enjoy him eating it and schlitting his pants. Not proper for her to only give him food. But I do like the term foodgasm. The way to a man's heart us through his stomach but the way to a man's winkie is through a plate of food wrapped in foil. Soon she will be giving him "Dessert"
I like the way you think. Did you mean X lax? An Xray would require some effort. |
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Location: North Texas | RidenFly - 2015-03-09 11:04 AM foundation horse - 2015-03-10 9:01 AM RidenFly - 2015-03-09 10:55 AM If she made him laugh, I'd have to kill her. Seriously. Nothing pifts me off more than when another woman makes my husband smile. The green monster comes out fast! Question is: What are You going to do about THIS Situation RF?
Since per Ty's actions, he is NOT being taken care of in the kitchen, Is Ty being care of in the bedroom at home? LMAO |
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Location: Texas | ccarpe18 - 2015-03-09 11:04 AM EqualRanch - 2015-03-09 8:39 AM I cook for my husband every night, but I don't think I would be jealous. He loves my cooking and so do his friends! Lol Heck he gets jealous when his friends brag on my cooking.
you are the neighbor!!! LOL
-to the whole post. At least he's not like my fiance who wants a **** variety everynight
I can cook something, but if it's not a 5 course meal then it's not good enough. So I make him get the food or nothing at all. haha.
LMAO!
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| Bigtime mistake - 2015-03-09 8:47 AM
Can I have your neighbor?
^^^^^^ This^^^^^
Any real estate for sale near you?
Heck, if she will cook for me too, I might be willing to negotiate his services too. Have told my husband several times that I need a wife too! Back in the day when we were BOTH trucking (in separate trucks) he thought he was doing me a favor by making sure that I got home every night....to do the chores, clean, mow the lawn, clean the gutters, ect. and when we both got home at 10pm (after a 16 hour day)...he would ask, what's to eat? Grrrrr!!!!
I am positive that one of the big reasons we have been married for so long is the amount of time he spends on the road. When he is home for 2 weeks I am tearing out my hair, trying to figure out what to make for dinner. A sandwich or a bag of popcorn does ME just fine, lol. I am a decent cook but I have a limited repertoire and since I hate to cook, experimenting with new recipes is off the table. I have told him that when he retires HE needs to take a cooking class.
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Location: Somewhere between S@%&# stirrer and Saint | Or you can ask Mrs. Pork n Beans to cook a big pot full and have them warmed up when hubby gets home. You be standing there naked as a J-bird and with a big plastic tarp spread out on the living room floor you pour out the pork and beans and roll around in them having wild sex with him. And when you are done ask him how he likes those beans! |
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| foundation horse - 2015-03-10 9:09 AM RidenFly - 2015-03-09 11:04 AM foundation horse - 2015-03-10 9:01 AM RidenFly - 2015-03-09 10:55 AM If she made him laugh, I'd have to kill her. Seriously. Nothing pifts me off more than when another woman makes my husband smile. The green monster comes out fast! Question is: What are You going to do about THIS Situation RF?
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| Douglas J Gordon - 2015-03-10 9:26 AM Or you can ask Mrs. Pork n Beans to cook a big pot full and have them warmed up when hubby gets home. You be standing there naked as a J-bird and with a big plastic tarp spread out on the living room floor you pour out the pork and beans and roll around in them having wild sex with him. And when you are done ask him how he likes those beans!
Which one of us has to clean up the mess or I'd consider it. |
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Location: Somewhere between S@%&# stirrer and Saint | RidenFly - 2015-03-09 11:27 AM
Douglas J Gordon - 2015-03-10 9:26 AM Or you can ask Mrs. Pork n Beans to cook a big pot full and have them warmed up when hubby gets home. You be standing there naked as a J-bird and with a big plastic tarp spread out on the living room floor you pour out the pork and beans and roll around in them having wild sex with him. And when you are done ask him how he likes those beans!
Which one of us has to clean up the mess or I'd consider it.
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Location: North Texas | RF, You still have not stated what You are planning on doing about this situtation? Racheal Ray Cooking Lessons maybe? heheheheheh
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| Just Bring It - 2015-03-10 10:45 AM You need to keep your man satisfied in the kitchen or he will look elsewhere to satisfy his need.
He already did. *sobs* I tried adding a orange garnish next to his pop tart this morning and it did nothing for him. |
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Location: North Dakota | RidenFly - 2015-03-09 12:55 PM Just Bring It - 2015-03-10 10:45 AM You need to keep your man satisfied in the kitchen or he will look elsewhere to satisfy his need. He already did. *sobs* I tried adding a orange garnish next to his pop tart this morning and it did nothing for him.
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Location: California | I would be upset. My first thought would be "does this woman think that I don't take care of and feed my husband well enough??" Or I would be wondering if my husband expressed to her what a horrible cook I am.
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| For the record, no, I'm not making fun of the marriage thread. No, I'm not making this up. Yes, I am having some fun at my own expense. |
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| hoofs_in_motion - 2015-03-10 11:20 AM doug made it perverted ugh!!!!
We don't pay attention to that because the Island sunk last year and never resurfaced. |
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Location: South Dakota | total performance - 2015-03-09 10:59 AM Timber Creek - 2015-03-09 8:36 AM You are cooking for him two times a week. That is MORE than enough! So does that mean my 5 days a week of cooking dinner is waaaaay toooo much???
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| RidenFly - 2015-03-09 1:34 PM
hoofs_in_motion - 2015-03-10 11:20 AM doug made it perverted ugh!!!!
We don't pay attention to that because the Island sunk last year and never resurfaced.
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Location: Somewhere between S@%&# stirrer and Saint | RidenFly - 2015-03-09 1:33 PM For the record, no, I'm not making fun of the marriage thread. No, I'm not making this up. Yes, I am having some fun at my own expense.
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Location: PNW | I would be ****y about it. But I also cook every night and have a jealous streak. If my husband had the cajones to bring home some other woman's food and eat it INSTEAD of mine - I'd have a rigging fit like nobody had ever seen. If you only cook twice a week, and he isn't choosing her OVER you, then meh. I am a **** good cook, and I appreciate my efforts being recognized. The neighbor lady would have some sort of terrible kitchen appliance accident if I were you.... |
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| Is the food he is brining home made by her husband or the wife? Cause if her husband(the neighbors husband) is making it techinally he would be having a food afair with him not the wife. |
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| runnin.on.dreams - 2015-03-09 6:37 AM
willrodeo4food - 2015-03-10 5:32 AM
Sorry I cant be of any help here. My husband does all of the cooking and grocery shopping. I'm spoiled. And I appreciate it very much.
I'm glad to know i'm not the only woman that isn't the cook in the family. The hard part though is that i am the shopper and it is hard to shop when i don't cook and know what he needs to cook with! that's a constant battle for us lol
As far as the neighbor, if i did cook for my man it would bother me too. Her giving him leftovers wouldn't bother me, but the way he reacts to it every time would get under my skin. i am a very jealous wife and i will openly admit that so yea it would bother me. i would just tell him to chill the heck out. i am quick to tell my husband when he does something that bothers me becuase the way i see it is if he doesn't know it bothers me then he can't change it. i'd surely be making his tail share some of that good food with me though! lol
I am an excellent cook and would definitely take offense to someone cooking for my man and that being his response, too. I think I would have to tell him that I wanted the "foodgasm" to stop, and I wanted him to stop getting food from the neighbor lady...because I can cook for my man, and if he continued he might just find arsenic in his next meal and if he got another meal from the neighbor she might find herself staring down both barrels of my over-under. |
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Location: Texas | Bigtime mistake - 2015-03-09 6:47 AM
Can I have your neighbor?
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Location: SE KS | Murphy - 2015-03-09 8:27 AM
I'd be happy.... but then again, I hate cooking......
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Location: That part of Texas | Since he's so happy with the neighbor's leftover cooking, that means you don't have to worry about getting take-out for him when you get supper from the town's nicest restaurant for you, right? Take-out for one is so much cheaper than two that you might be able to afford it now like . . . every night. |
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| Itsme - 2015-03-11 12:35 PM
This can apply to both threads...
"If you dont keep me fed at home ill go out for dinner."
Ding Ding!!!!! We have our winner.
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Location: Texas | CowboyUp!!! - 2015-03-10 3:13 PM I would have something like this cooking in my kitchen when he got home with his plate of leftovers...and this guy would be cooking for the two of us...he needs to remember the door swings both way....
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Location: The best kept secret in TX | I would be leary of a woman that sends over food for one... Sounds Fishy to me.
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Location: Kentucky | IRunOnFaith - 2015-03-10 6:39 PM I would be leary of a woman that sends over food for one... Sounds Fishy to me.
Since her husband doesn't sppreciate her cooking and your husband does she may thinking he has the hots for her. Even though he may not....
Maybe she lost her husband and she truly likes to cook/bake and see others happy. Maybe it feels her feel better. Or maybe she has leftovers and she doesn't want them around the house. I wouldn't be so quick to judge when a woman is being nice. |
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Location: Displaced Iowegian | D*mn....I wonder if MY neighbor lady is p*ffed at me....pretty sure she isn't....she loves the homemade bread, cookies, pecan rolls, cake, etc.....but then I am pretty sure she isn't worried about her husband "straying".....His motorized wheel chair doesn't go well in the gravel...... |
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Location: Texas | NJJ - 2015-03-10 6:21 PM D*mn....I wonder if MY neighbor lady is p*ffed at me....pretty sure she isn't....she loves the homemade bread, cookies, pecan rolls, cake, etc.....but then I am pretty sure she isn't worried about her husband "straying".....His motorized wheel chair doesn't go well in the gravel......
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| CowboyUp!!! - 2015-03-11 1:13 PM
I would have something like this cooking in my kitchen when he got home with his plate of leftovers...and this guy would be cooking for the two of us...he needs to remember the door swings both way....
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Location: North Dakota | NJJ - 2015-03-10 6:21 PM D*mn....I wonder if MY neighbor lady is p*ffed at me....pretty sure she isn't....she loves the homemade bread, cookies, pecan rolls, cake, etc.....but then I am pretty sure she isn't worried about her husband "straying".....His motorized wheel chair doesn't go well in the gravel...... Oh my...lol!I'm not sure how I'd feel about neighbor lady. I mean, I am the giver of rhubarb bars. I will make them for anyone, any time. Pot luck? Rhubarb bars. Christmas? Rhubarb bars. Funeral? Rhubarb bars. Mostly just because I know my rhubarb bars are the rhubarbiest, not because I have the hots for anyone (although I dare you not fall in love w/ me after trying them lol).
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BHW's Lance Armstrong
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Location: Somewhere between S@%&# stirrer and Saint | cavyrunsbarrels - 2015-03-11 2:40 AM
NJJ - 2015-03-10 6:21 PM D*mn....I wonder if MY neighbor lady is p*ffed at me....pretty sure she isn't....she loves the homemade bread, cookies, pecan rolls, cake, etc.....but then I am pretty sure she isn't worried about her husband "straying".....His motorized wheel chair doesn't go well in the gravel...... Oh my...lol!I'm not sure how I'd feel about neighbor lady. I mean, I am the giver of rhubarb bars. I will make them for anyone, any time. Pot luck? Rhubarb bars. Christmas? Rhubarb bars. Funeral? Rhubarb bars. Mostly just because I know my rhubarb bars are the rhubarbiest, not because I have the hots for anyone (although I dare you not fall in love w/ me after trying them lol ).
I can give u my address and you can send them to me. |
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MEOW!
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Location: High heels in the air... | Well, I guess if nothing else...invite her over...coffee or something...she might be lonely and needing a friend...if she puts you off, you got your answer...
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Location: The best kept secret in TX | Murphy - 2015-03-10 5:56 PM IRunOnFaith - 2015-03-10 6:39 PM I would be leary of a woman that sends over food for one... Sounds Fishy to me.
Since her husband doesn't sppreciate her cooking and your husband does she may thinking he has the hots for her. Even though he may not....
I wasn't trying to judge at all I appologize for coming off that way 
I thought the OP stated that the neighbors husband didn't like her cooking so the neighbor lady sent leftovers to the OP husband. Maybe I read it wrong... Will have to go back and re-read... Either way, I personally, would still be leary since she didn't send the OP's Belly any yummy food.
Then again, I guess the OP could always go over and ask why the neighbor lady only sends food for one? Just to check it out. |
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Location: The best kept secret in TX | CowboyUp!!! - 2015-03-11 2:27 PM Well, I guess if nothing else...invite her over...coffee or something...she might be lonely and needing a friend...if she puts you off, you got your answer...
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| CowboyUp!!! - 2015-03-10 3:13 PM
I would have something like this cooking in my kitchen when he got home with his plate of leftovers...and this guy would be cooking for the two of us...he needs to remember the door swings both way....
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| Where can I find a neighbor lady like that? I wish someone would give my husband some food...then I wouldn't have to stress about what to make for supper and could spend more time outside with the ponies lol |
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Location: Oklahoma | My husband is like the neighbor lady. He LOVES to feed people. He will feed anyone, anytime. It just makes him happy if people like his cooking. I hate to cook, so he does the large majority of it, and if he wants to wrap up plates of leftovers and give to other guys and gals, I'm ok with it. Now if he was CONSISTENTLY feeding one woman and she was young and attractive, I might not be so ok with it.
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Undercover Amish Mafia Member
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Location: Kansas | CowboyUp!!! - 2015-03-10 3:13 PM I would have something like this cooking in my kitchen when he got home with his plate of leftovers...and this guy would be cooking for the two of us...he needs to remember the door swings both way....
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Red Bull Agressive
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Location: North Dakota | Douglas J Gordon - 2015-03-11 2:59 AM
cavyrunsbarrels - 2015-03-11 2:40 AM
NJJ - 2015-03-10 6:21 PM D*mn....I wonder if MY neighbor lady is p*ffed at me....pretty sure she isn't....she loves the homemade bread, cookies, pecan rolls, cake, etc.....but then I am pretty sure she isn't worried about her husband "straying".....His motorized wheel chair doesn't go well in the gravel...... Oh my...lol!I'm not sure how I'd feel about neighbor lady. I mean, I am the giver of rhubarb bars. I will make them for anyone, any time. Pot luck? Rhubarb bars. Christmas? Rhubarb bars. Funeral? Rhubarb bars. Mostly just because I know my rhubarb bars are the rhubarbiest, not because I have the hots for anyone (although I dare you not fall in love w/ me after trying them lol ). I can give u my address and you can send them to me.
Lol ok |
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