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| my family & two friends' families moved our horses to an older barn, i guess to save money and closer to a trail we like.
yesterday my mom drove me and a friend there. we were staying for quite awhile, but there's no bathroom, and eventually I had to pee. so did my friend. we went to an empty stall and popped squats. But when my mom found out she's like eww, gross.
anyway how do you go to the bathroom at a barn like that? would you pee in the stall?
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Location: North Dakota | I have heard MANY stories of people peeing in horse stalls. Typically the barns I've ridden at have all had nice bathrooms so it has never come to that for me, but in an emergency I'd whaz in a stall. |
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| chels13 - 2015-09-08 1:42 PM my family & two friends' families moved our horses to an older barn, i guess to save money and closer to a trail we like. yesterday my mom drove me and a friend there. we were staying for quite awhile, but there's no bathroom, and eventually I had to pee. so did my friend. we went to an empty stall and popped squats. But when my mom found out she's like eww, gross. anyway how do you go to the bathroom at a barn like that? would you pee in the stall?
Not today yet...but yesterday. And a whole bunch of other days. |
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Location: Louisiana | I didn't know people didn't pee in stalls hahaha. But I few up on long trail rides and pretty much learned to pee anywhere lol. |
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Location: NE Texas | bennie1 - 2015-09-08 1:46 PM chels13 - 2015-09-08 1:42 PM my family & two friends' families moved our horses to an older barn, i guess to save money and closer to a trail we like. yesterday my mom drove me and a friend there. we were staying for quite awhile, but there's no bathroom, and eventually I had to pee. so did my friend. we went to an empty stall and popped squats. But when my mom found out she's like eww, gross. anyway how do you go to the bathroom at a barn like that? would you pee in the stall? Not today yet...but yesterday. And a whole bunch of other days.
Made me chuckle, Bennie!!!! I second this! |
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Location: Florida.. | havent we all? or on a trail in the woods behind the barn etc.. at competitions sometimes there is no time to get to bathroom to pee.. so yes.. |
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Location: Kansas | yep, and my trailer when there is no restroom at a show  |
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Location: CTX | All the time.  |
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| I'm a guy, so I pee everywhere. But I find the law is funny. Its illegal (Sex crime) for a guy to pee on the ground because of contamination. But a horse can pee a lot more than me and its OK.. Same with burial. Its illegal in CA to bury someone on your property ( May contaminate ground water) but I can bury a 1200 pound horse no problem. |
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Location: Displaced Iowegian | Maaaaannnnnnnnnnny times !!! When you gotta pee......you gotta pee! |
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Location: In The Snow, AZ | I haven't peed in my barn... Well, mainly cause it's shed row style and I'm not sure the neighbors would appreciate that.... But I pee in the trailer quite often. I didn't know people didn't... |
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| thanks! thank goodness its normal! is there some etiquete or way you're supposed to do it? sorry for TMI just trying to learn whats alright |
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Location: WI | Yes, also in the arena, back of the trailer, under the gooseneck, in the woods, pretty much everywhere! |
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| Lol at most of the shows we go to, my trailer is cleaner than some of those bathrooms! haha. Always make sure to put shavings down and be careful if its been raining, I hurt myself bad at a race when I fell in the trailer on the slick wet mats. And always do it on the side that horse's butts aren't on, so if you do fall, its only shavings not horse crap you are landing in. hahaha I go in stalls too, I figure, I clean them so who cares.
My mom finally peed in her first trailer last season, lol she now understands the convenience and necessity. haha |
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| just make sure when you dfrop ur drawers not in 3 leaves as in poisin ivy
if your a girl u air dry |
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Location: MD | Id rather pee in a horse stall then in some of those nasty barn potties! |
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Location: 100 miles from Nowhere, AR | I live and work in the middle of nowhere so I have a bad habit of popping a squat wherever. Been busted a couple of times in the cotton field, but I was covered up by the leaves so it was ok.
It was really bad when I was pregnant the first time. I peed in the parking lot at a football game and behind a tree at a national monument park. |
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Location: Southern Oregon | Absolutely! you can also have your mom look into one of the portable outhouse that they come out an pump. They usually run around $50 a month here where I live in Oregon. |
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| Who hasn't??? |
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Location: North Dakota | When you gotta go, you find a place to go. Even if that place in a stall, bush, shrub, trailer, etc.
Grew up on a farm. They don't install bathrooms on tractors either. You squat (for the ladies) or stand (for the guys) and PEE!
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Location: Slipping down the slope of old age. Boo hoo. | Yes, I've peed in a horse stall, in the horse trailer, in the woods, in the cotton field, corn field, bean field... on the side of the road.... I have marked my territory far and wide across this great nation. |
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Location: LaBelle, Florida | The question should be where you have you NOT peed!
When you have to go, you have to go, esp when preggers.
My daughter was 3 years old and had learned she could P in the barn....thought this meant #2 as well.
I caught her squatting in the barn aisle...she had to go.
Thank goodness it was a dirt aisle and I was cleaning stalls.
I did tell her the barn was only for #1 and not #2 so she would get me to take her to the house after that. |
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| I've pee'd in my stalls, trailer, the woods, haha you gotta go you gotta go!
It sucks peeing outside in the winter though. |
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Location: In the Hills of Texas | Three 4 Luck - 2015-09-08 3:54 PM I live and work in the middle of nowhere so I have a bad habit of popping a squat wherever. Been busted a couple of times in the cotton field, but I was covered up by the leaves so it was ok.
It was really bad when I was pregnant the first time. I peed in the parking lot at a football game and behind a tree at a national monument park.
Whatever you do...don't come to San Antonio and visit the Alamo and pee behind a bush as they will put you in jail...LOL |
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| Take a five gallon bucket and line the top with a cut pool noodle. Fill it with a good clumping brand of kitty litter and wala...a toilet for under ten bucks. But would I pee in the stall...Lady, once I had to pee UNDER a GREEN mustang in a horse trailer going down the road because my husband refused to stop because he was in a rush to get home for some **** reason. It flows a lot faster when youre looking up at the belly of a mare praying she isn' tgoing to kick your head off.
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| Thanks, I'm glad its normal lol!
My mom seems to be less worried. Saturday morning we went the barn with my friend, my little sister, and a couple of her friends. We had slushes on the way so of course when we got there, I really had to pee, and my friend did too. We literally walked right to that empty stall to pop squats. The other girls did too. Obviously my mom didn't but at least she didn't say anything... even when I went a second time |
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| I P at my barn all the time, too lazy to walk back to the house when I'm out there. All the time in the trailer at barrel races. |
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Location: In The Snow, AZ | chels13 - 2015-09-21 7:40 AM Thanks, I'm glad its normal lol! My mom seems to be less worried. Saturday morning we went the barn with my friend, my little sister, and a couple of her friends. We had slushes on the way so of course when we got there, I really had to pee, and my friend did too. We literally walked right to that empty stall to pop squats. The other girls did too. Obviously my mom didn't but at least she didn't say anything... even when I went a second time
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Location: Kansas | Okay so I have a funny story:
One evening, several years ago, my ex and I went to a few bars. It was winter and on the drive home...I told him I needed to pee. Well he refused, and I was about to wet my pants...So I used an empty 32 ounce cup...squated on the floor board while he was driving and went.....wellllllll.....I forgot all about the truck door handle...cause as I was bringing the cup upwards to throw out the window.....I hit the door handle.
Yep, it went all over the floor...and the look on my ex's face as I started laughing still is priceless to this day.
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Location: Prosser, WA | What kind of jerks are some of you with that won't stop so you can pee? I love that you got pee all over his floor. LOL
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Location: Missouri | I used to all the time. But now my horse is at home and the barn is close to the house so I go back inside. But I definitely wouldn't consider it gross! |
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| Where haven't I gone to the bathroom?! Lol and I mean both! I have one of those bodies that when it decides it is time there is no arguing it!! My most memorable stop was in the winter I was trying not to fall on the ice so I sat on the nerf bar and my butt stuck to it!! That was a painful next few days lol! |
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Location: Midwest | Are you kidding?
All the time!!! LOL |
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Location: texas | YESS1 ill be popping a squat in my own stall with my gelding in there. he just sits there with his beady little eyes like judging me bc im peeing in his stall.   |
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Location: SW MO | I want a sign for my barn that says “ My horses don’t pee in your toilet please don’t pee in their bed “ |
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Location: Ohio | I have a friend who keeps a 5 gal bucket and kitty litter on hand for such occasions. She isn't very coordinated and refuses to squat unless it's an emergency lol |
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Location: Oregon | My barn is about a city block behind my house and I have squatted there because I didn't want to walk back to the house. And the horse trailer. woods.
Once coming back over Mt Hood during a storm, the road was closed. Unfortunately we bought big gulps in Madras. Me and my 2 kids took a leak on Hwy 26.  |
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Location: Kansas | Our neighbor had a couple of Hispanics working on his house and evidently they didn't feel welcome to use his bathroom so they climbed over the fence and did their business in our shelterbelt, toilet paper everywhere. Amongst the trees was tons and tons of poison ivy so I'm figuring they probably wished they hadn't used this area as a toilet just as much as I wish they hadn't.
 Poison ivy on your butt can be a bear.
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Location: Kansas | kakbarrelracer - 2015-09-21 3:31 PM What kind of jerks are some of you with that won't stop so you can pee? I love that you got pee all over his floor. LOL
LOL he was a loser....I'm glad I peed on his floor as well lol |
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FUNNY!!! Yes Yes of course we pee in stalls! |
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Location: Texas | Yes! |
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have you peed in a horse stall?