linds - 2017-04-04 12:32 PM He's not an auctioneer, but posts on fb and always makes me laugh:



'broke as the Clintons'

'head and neck like Brad Pitt'

'ass like Kim Kardashian'

 'moves around like your ex-wife when she's stalking you'

'sound as Walmart stock'

'stops as hard as Rosie O'Donnel at an all u can eat buffet'

Mighty Broke - 2017-04-04 2:08 PM What is another 100---you're already paying 500 more than he is worth.