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ok dr suess is a racist but a drag queen can read to a bunch of young kids swish swisjh my hips what am i missing
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Location: Arkansas | ~BINGO~ - 2017-10-20 10:16 PM
What are we talking about?
I heard about a librarian not accepting Melania Trump's donation of Dr Suess books because they were racist, but I don't know about the drag queen situation. . . . |
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Location: Montana | Chandler's Mom - 2017-10-20 10:15 PM ~BINGO~ - 2017-10-20 10:16 PM What are we talking about? I heard about a librarian not accepting Melania Trump's donation of Dr Suess books because they were racist, but I don't know about the drag queen situation. . . .
I haven't heard about any of this...would love to hear an explanation though! |
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Location: Arkansas | mtcanchazer - 2017-10-20 11:23 PM
Chandler's Mom - 2017-10-20 10:15 PM ~BINGO~ - 2017-10-20 10:16 PM What are we talking about? I heard about a librarian not accepting Melania Trump's donation of Dr Suess books because they were racist, but I don't know about the drag queen situation. . . .
I absolutely cannot remember why the librarian said they were racist, but she wouldn't take them from The First Lady to put in "her" library. Hopefully someone that knows/remembers the whole story will weigh in. And I know nothing about the drag queen---but want to hear about it! |
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https://www.usatoday.com/story/life/2017/09/29/melania-trump-school-...
As far as the drag thing goes, I haven't heard anything about that.
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http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/forget-mr-rogers-drag-queen-reading-hour-coming-to-a-library-near-you/article/2637916 |
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| thanks nnj i am so appaled at this who would even consider this and michelle obama thinks this is great
how in the world
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Location: on the fine line between insanity and geniusness | ~BINGO~ - 2017-10-21 10:07 AM
Oh my goodness... that is ridiculous. There's enough going on that I don't want my daughter to see without subjecting her to this sort of absurdity.
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Location: In The Snow, AZ | They can all be whatever they want to be. Unfortunately we can't change that. But I don't understand why it has to be shoved in my cornea.
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Location: In The Snow, AZ | Chandler's Mom - 2017-10-21 2:18 PM
Has the world lost sight of the novel idea that God probably knew what He was doing when he made each of us---and made us females or males according to His plan????? Just my opinion. . .
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Chandler's Mom - 2017-10-21 2:18 PM
Has the world lost sight of the novel idea that God probably knew what He was doing when he made each of us---and made us females or males according to His plan????? Just my opinion. . .
There's a little too much Satan in the world these days, my friend.
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Location: Austin, Texas | Good grief. this is a barrel horse website and folks are posting about Dr Suess and the politics and who donated books to a library. UGGGGGGG Stick to horse issues! |
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Location: Arkansas | cpo61 - 2017-10-21 10:12 PM
Good grief. this is a barrel horse website and folks are posting about Dr Suess and the politics and who donated books to a library. UGGGGGGG Stick to horse issues!
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Good grief. this is a barrel horse website and folks are posting about Dr Suess and the politics and who donated books to a library. UGGGGGGG Stick to horse issues!
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Location: Displaced Iowegian | Chandler's Mom - 2017-10-21 11:21 PM cpo61 - 2017-10-21 10:12 PM Good grief. this is a barrel horse website and folks are posting about Dr Suess and the politics and who donated books to a library. UGGGGGGG Stick to horse issues! You'll be really disappointed in some of the topics we bring up
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Location: Bastrop, Texas | cpo61 - 2017-10-21 10:12 PM
Good grief. this is a barrel horse website and folks are posting about Dr Suess and the politics and who donated books to a library. UGGGGGGG Stick to horse issues!
Why did you bother responding?
You don't have to read every thread. There are several "non-horse threads" posted every day.
Don't like the subject? Fine, move on to the next thread.
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Location: The best kept secret in TX | Bear - 2017-10-22 3:32 PM cpo61 - 2017-10-21 10:12 PM Good grief. this is a barrel horse website and folks are posting about Dr Suess and the politics and who donated books to a library. UGGGGGGG Stick to horse issues! Why did you bother responding? You don't have to read every thread. There are several "non-horse threads" posted every day. Don't like the subject? Fine, move on to the next thread. Problem solved. 
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Location: Kansas |  Meep.Meep - 2017-10-23 12:00 PM It wouldn't be such a big deal to get away from horse topics if it wasn't always so negative.
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I miss the days of interesting off topic threads. Some days new ones were made so fast you couldn't keep up. Now a days you can log in 2 weeks later and see the same "what color tack on a palamino" post.
Good grief don't get offended palamino owners, I own one too, lol.
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Location: Missouri | della - 2017-10-23 1:21 PM Tbred - 2017-10-23 11:33 AM I miss the days of interesting off topic threads. Some days new ones were made so fast you couldn't keep up. Now a days you can log in 2 weeks later and see the same "what color tack on a palamino" post.
Good grief don't get offended palamino owners, I own one too, lol. I was off for months and months, I came back, the kidney journey was still on the first page, and all the other posts were all the same theme LOL.
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Location: Under The Big Sky Of Texas | cpo61 - 2017-10-21 10:12 PM Good grief. this is a barrel horse website and folks are posting about Dr Suess and the politics and who donated books to a library. UGGGGGGG Stick to horse issues!
If you dont like what your reading then move on and dont complain about it, this would be a boring place if we didnt get to pick and choose what we read on here, so you get to choose what you read and if you dont like it, Well move on to the next thing, easy pleasy |
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Location: Missouri | runningk - 2017-10-24 10:16 AM We really need another good thread like the "pineapple" thread or "Grandma under the tree".
Great memories there.
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Location: The best kept secret in TX | Griz - 2017-10-24 11:04 AM Amen - this place can get boring. Nobody even fights anymore!
We usually meet in the PMs and converse first. LOL
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | Also, I suspected Dr. Suess was a drag queen eons ago. I think Captain Kangaroo was a little questionable too. Mr. Green Jeans was legit though....
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Location: Under The Big Sky Of Texas | LRQHS - 2017-10-24 12:57 PM So, seriously, I'm getting creeped out now. If someone is behind me with a knife, please tell me.......
I'm going to get you I mean eat you...
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | Southtxponygirl - 2017-10-24 12:59 PM LRQHS - 2017-10-24 12:57 PM So, seriously, I'm getting creeped out now. If someone is behind me with a knife, please tell me....... I'm going to get you I mean eat you...
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Location: Under The Big Sky Of Texas | LRQHS - 2017-10-24 1:01 PM Southtxponygirl - 2017-10-24 12:59 PM LRQHS - 2017-10-24 12:57 PM So, seriously, I'm getting creeped out now. If someone is behind me with a knife, please tell me....... I'm going to get you I mean eat you...
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Location: Under The Big Sky Of Texas | LRQHS - 2017-10-24 1:01 PM Southtxponygirl - 2017-10-24 12:59 PM LRQHS - 2017-10-24 12:57 PM So, seriously, I'm getting creeped out now. If someone is behind me with a knife, please tell me....... I'm going to get you I mean eat you...
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Location: Missouri | IRunOnFaith - 2017-10-24 2:40 PM And if you're ever attacked by group of clowns... just go for their Juggler.
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Location: In a happy place | Chandler's Mom - 2017-10-21 11:21 PM cpo61 - 2017-10-21 10:12 PM Good grief. this is a barrel horse website and folks are posting about Dr Suess and the politics and who donated books to a library. UGGGGGGG Stick to horse issues! You'll be really disappointed in some of the topics we bring up
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Location: Not Where I Want to Be | Whiteboy - 2017-10-24 1:59 PM So let me get this straight. You guys love the gays but they should be allowed to read?
you don't love them?
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | sorrel horse ranch - 2017-10-24 3:35 PM Chandler's Mom - 2017-10-21 11:21 PM cpo61 - 2017-10-21 10:12 PM Good grief. this is a barrel horse website and folks are posting about Dr Suess and the politics and who donated books to a library. UGGGGGGG Stick to horse issues! You'll be really disappointed in some of the topics we bring up
Technically, the stump was in the pasture, where pecans AND the horses were.....so, it does tie in to a horse story.....right? |
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Location: The best kept secret in TX | sorrel horse ranch - 2017-10-24 3:35 PM Chandler's Mom - 2017-10-21 11:21 PM cpo61 - 2017-10-21 10:12 PM Good grief. this is a barrel horse website and folks are posting about Dr Suess and the politics and who donated books to a library. UGGGGGGG Stick to horse issues! You'll be really disappointed in some of the topics we bring up
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Location: Displaced Iowegian | LRQHS - 2017-10-24 3:37 PM sorrel horse ranch - 2017-10-24 3:35 PM Chandler's Mom - 2017-10-21 11:21 PM cpo61 - 2017-10-21 10:12 PM Good grief. this is a barrel horse website and folks are posting about Dr Suess and the politics and who donated books to a library. UGGGGGGG Stick to horse issues! You'll be really disappointed in some of the topics we bring up
I sure hope that cpo61 isn't keeping up with this NON horse "buffoonery" <<<<<<< Is that a word? |
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | NJJ - 2017-10-24 3:55 PM LRQHS - 2017-10-24 3:37 PM sorrel horse ranch - 2017-10-24 3:35 PM Chandler's Mom - 2017-10-21 11:21 PM cpo61 - 2017-10-21 10:12 PM Good grief. this is a barrel horse website and folks are posting about Dr Suess and the politics and who donated books to a library. UGGGGGGG Stick to horse issues! You'll be really disappointed in some of the topics we bring up
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | Tbred - 2017-10-24 3:59 PM What we need now is a queen riding a horse reading a Dr. Seuss book being chased by a zombie clown.
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Location: Arkansas | sorrel horse ranch - 2017-10-24 3:35 PM
Chandler's Mom - 2017-10-21 11:21 PM cpo61 - 2017-10-21 10:12 PM Good grief. this is a barrel horse website and folks are posting about Dr Suess and the politics and who donated books to a library. UGGGGGGG Stick to horse issues! You'll be really disappointed in some of the topics we bring up
Oh goody I can't wait!!! Maybe it'll even make someone fight so Griz has some action going on!!!!! Y'all know that's a joke---I'm a lover not a fighter
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Location: Missouri | Zombie clown at your service. Look behind you Jen.
Another fine example of my parenting skills. A bunch of us dressed up in costume. Hid along the route of the kid's FFA hayride and scared the crap out of em. I was just glad the non hayride attendees driving by in their vehicles, minding their business, did not shoot me when I jumped into the road in the dark. 
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Location: Arkansas | dianea - 2017-10-24 10:07 PM
Zombie clown at your service. Look behind you Jen.
Another fine example of my parenting skills. A bunch of us dressed up in costume. Hid along the route of the kid's FFA hayride and scared the crap out of em. I was just glad the non hayride attendees driving by in their vehicles, minding their business, did not shoot me when I jumped into the road in the dark.
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Location: Southeast Louisiana | LRQHS - 2017-10-24 12:26 PM
LRQHS - 2017-10-24 12:21 PM Anyone need a Halloween costume?
This is kind of horse related.....it's a cowgirl hat lol.
That was NOT a cowgirl hat...
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| dianea - 2017-10-24 10:07 PM Zombie clown at your service. Look behind you Jen. Another fine example of my parenting skills. A bunch of us dressed up in costume. Hid along the route of the kid's FFA hayride and scared the crap out of em. I was just glad the non hayride attendees driving by in their vehicles, minding their business, did not shoot me when I jumped into the road in the dark.
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Location: Kansas | Nita - 2017-10-24 11:51 PM LRQHS - 2017-10-24 12:26 PM LRQHS - 2017-10-24 12:21 PM Anyone need a Halloween costume? This is kind of horse related.....it's a cowgirl hat lol. That was NOT a cowgirl hat... I think it's what people mean when they call someone an @$$hat.
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Location: Displaced Iowegian | dianea - 2017-10-24 10:07 PM Zombie clown at your service. Look behind you Jen. Another fine example of my parenting skills. A bunch of us dressed up in costume. Hid along the route of the kid's FFA hayride and scared the crap out of em. I was just glad the non hayride attendees driving by in their vehicles, minding their business, did not shoot me when I jumped into the road in the dark.
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Location: Eastern OH but my heart is in WV | LRQHS - 2017-10-24 12:21 PM
Anyone need a Halloween costume?
OK who went to a democratic convention and found Frederica Wilson's hat in the parking lot?
.....This is much funnier with LRQHS' pink hat photo....
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Location: Under The Big Sky Of Texas | LRQHS - 2017-10-24 3:08 PM For Linda,
I broke my arm, pooped on a stump because I was too far from my house to make it.....ants bit my booty and I had to swipe them off with my unbroke hand.....sprayed my dog, Tuppy, when she ran behind me with loose poop.....couldn't pull my shorts back up with my good hand.....so, I walked all the way home with my poop covered dog, shorts held up above my knees with my good hand and butt covered in ants. The end. Awww this is just so GROSS. 
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Location: Under The Big Sky Of Texas | dianea - 2017-10-24 10:07 PM Zombie clown at your service. Look behind you Jen. Another fine example of my parenting skills. A bunch of us dressed up in costume. Hid along the route of the kid's FFA hayride and scared the crap out of em. I was just glad the non hayride attendees driving by in their vehicles, minding their business, did not shoot me when I jumped into the road in the dark.
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | Southtxponygirl - 2017-10-25 11:22 AM LRQHS - 2017-10-24 3:08 PM For Linda,
I broke my arm, pooped on a stump because I was too far from my house to make it.....ants bit my booty and I had to swipe them off with my unbroke hand.....sprayed my dog, Tuppy, when she ran behind me with loose poop.....couldn't pull my shorts back up with my good hand.....so, I walked all the way home with my poop covered dog, shorts held up above my knees with my good hand and butt covered in ants. The end. Awww this is just so GROSS.
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Location: The best kept secret in TX | BS Hauler - 2017-10-24 4:35 PM This is funny. I am reading this on my phone while doing horse chores and laughing my tail off. My horses are all looking at me saying. " I don't know whats wrong with him buy get ready to run "
"No Fred, I have no idea why he's laughing..."
"That means he's going crazy... Right, Bob?"
"Right, So we run?"
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Location: Missouri | I'll be honest..the wisdom of my jumping out of a ditch along a rock road was something I considered..in the first truck's headlights. I even had a huge "bloody" knife. Everyone carries around here so could've went either way. We had others in costumes jumping out, people setting bomb fireworks off under the bridge as they went over, shooting Roman candles, guys in trees throwing firecrackers. Lawd we got those teenagers good! It was AWESOME..us big kids had a blast! |
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Location: Missouri | My spawn has a good sense of humor and didn't recognize me! Score!! One of the little sh!ts did throw something and hit me in the head LOL.
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Location: Arkansas | dianea - 2017-10-25 9:37 PM
I'll be honest..the wisdom of my jumping out of a ditch along a rock road was something I considered..in the first truck's headlights. I even had a huge "bloody" knife. Everyone carries around here so could've went either way. We had others in costumes jumping out, people setting bomb fireworks off under the bridge as they went over, shooting Roman candles, guys in trees throwing firecrackers. Lawd we got those teenagers good! It was AWESOME..us big kids had a blast!
You are so lucky the wrong red neck wasn't out and about---around here they would have cleared leather and asked questions later!!! But I would have loved to have been there and seen those kids' faces
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Location: Missouri | Chandler's Mom - 2017-10-25 10:02 PM
dianea - 2017-10-25 9:37 PM
I'll be honest..the wisdom of my jumping out of a ditch along a rock road was something I considered..in the first truck's headlights. I even had a huge "bloody" knife. Everyone carries around here so could've went either way. We had others in costumes jumping out, people setting bomb fireworks off under the bridge as they went over, shooting Roman candles, guys in trees throwing firecrackers. Lawd we got those teenagers good! It was AWESOME..us big kids had a blast!
You are so lucky the wrong red neck wasn't out and about---around here they would have cleared leather and asked questions later!!! But I would have loved to have been there and seen those kids' faces
Good for you grown-ups
We tend to be more of a "recon by fire" area as well. And I was one saying "stupud gets you dead" in the height of the clown creeper drama a couple years ago! I hadn't done anything that silly since I was my kid's age. After they went by us we piled into rangers and tore down gravel roads under cover of dark to get ahead of em and start over. |
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Location: Arkansas | dianea - 2017-10-25 10:07 PM
Chandler's Mom - 2017-10-25 10:02 PM
dianea - 2017-10-25 9:37 PM
I'll be honest..the wisdom of my jumping out of a ditch along a rock road was something I considered..in the first truck's headlights. I even had a huge "bloody" knife. Everyone carries around here so could've went either way. We had others in costumes jumping out, people setting bomb fireworks off under the bridge as they went over, shooting Roman candles, guys in trees throwing firecrackers. Lawd we got those teenagers good! It was AWESOME..us big kids had a blast!
You are so lucky the wrong red neck wasn't out and about---around here they would have cleared leather and asked questions later!!! But I would have loved to have been there and seen those kids' faces
Good for you grown-ups
We tend to be more of a "recon by fire" area as well. And I was one saying "stupud gets you dead" in the height of the clown creeper drama a couple years ago! I hadn't done anything that silly since I was my kid's age. After they went by us we piled into rangers and tore down gravel roads under cover of dark to get ahead of em and start over.
That makes me want to hide on the ponds and get Chandler and Lula Bell as they check ponds!!! But he's always loaded for bear, so that makes me pause. . . . Maybe I could let Lula in on the secret so she wouldn't let him shoot me  |
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Location: The best kept secret in TX | Chandler's Mom - 2017-10-25 11:10 PM dianea - 2017-10-25 10:07 PM Chandler's Mom - 2017-10-25 10:02 PM dianea - 2017-10-25 9:37 PM I'll be honest..the wisdom of my jumping out of a ditch along a rock road was something I considered..in the first truck's headlights. I even had a huge "bloody" knife. Everyone carries around here so could've went either way. We had others in costumes jumping out, people setting bomb fireworks off under the bridge as they went over, shooting Roman candles, guys in trees throwing firecrackers. Lawd we got those teenagers good! It was AWESOME..us big kids had a blast! You are so lucky the wrong red neck wasn't out and about---around here they would have cleared leather and asked questions later!!! But I would have loved to have been there and seen those kids' faces Good for you grown-ups We tend to be more of a "recon by fire" area as well. And I was one saying "stupud gets you dead" in the height of the clown creeper drama a couple years ago! I hadn't done anything that silly since I was my kid's age. After they went by us we piled into rangers and tore down gravel roads under cover of dark to get ahead of em and start over. That makes me want to hide on the ponds and get Chandler and Lula Bell as they check ponds!!! But he's always loaded for bear, so that makes me pause. . . . Maybe I could let Lula in on the secret so she wouldn't let him shoot me
Or tell Lula to be the one packing instead so he can't draw LOL |
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Location: Arkansas | IRunOnFaith - 2017-10-26 9:58 AM
Chandler's Mom - 2017-10-25 11:10 PM dianea - 2017-10-25 10:07 PM Chandler's Mom - 2017-10-25 10:02 PM dianea - 2017-10-25 9:37 PM I'll be honest..the wisdom of my jumping out of a ditch along a rock road was something I considered..in the first truck's headlights. I even had a huge "bloody" knife. Everyone carries around here so could've went either way. We had others in costumes jumping out, people setting bomb fireworks off under the bridge as they went over, shooting Roman candles, guys in trees throwing firecrackers. Lawd we got those teenagers good! It was AWESOME..us big kids had a blast! You are so lucky the wrong red neck wasn't out and about---around here they would have cleared leather and asked questions later!!! But I would have loved to have been there and seen those kids' faces Good for you grown-ups We tend to be more of a "recon by fire" area as well. And I was one saying "stupud gets you dead" in the height of the clown creeper drama a couple years ago! I hadn't done anything that silly since I was my kid's age. After they went by us we piled into rangers and tore down gravel roads under cover of dark to get ahead of em and start over. That makes me want to hide on the ponds and get Chandler and Lula Bell as they check ponds!!! But he's always loaded for bear, so that makes me pause. . . . Maybe I could let Lula in on the secret so she wouldn't let him shoot me
I'm ashamed to say how many guns would be in his truck, so he wouldn't have any problems grabbing a second or third or fourth or. . . . Well you get the idea  |
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