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 Sherlock Holmes...
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Location: South Dakota | Here is your dose of humor...Follow the instructions to find your new
name. Once you have your new name, put it in the Subject box and
forward it to friends and family and co-workers.
Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent it to you, so
they know you participated.
And don't go all adult- my son-in-law's senior manager is now known far
and wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer.
The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants
And the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey. The evil
Professor forces everyone to assume new names......
Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
> a = poopsie b = lumpy
> c = buttercup d = gadget
> e = crusty f = greasy
> g = fluffy h = cheeseball
> i = chim-chim j = stinky
> k = flunky l = boobie
> m = pinky n = zippy
> o = goober p = doofus
> q = slimy r = loopy
> s = snotty t = tootie
> u = dorkey v = squeezit
> w = oprah x = skipper
> y = dinky z = zsa-zsa
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Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of
your new last name:
> a = apple b = toilet
> c = giggle d = burger
> e = girdle f = barf
> g = lizard h = waffle
> i = cootie j = monkey
> k = potty l = liver
> m = banana n = rhino
> o = bubble p = hamster
> q = toad r = gizzard
> s = pizza t = gerbil
> u = chicken v = pickle
> w = chuckle x = tofu
> y = gorilla z = stinker
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Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of
your new last name:
> a = head b = mouth
> c = face d = nose
> e = tush f = breath
> g = pants h = shorts
> i = lips j = honker
> k = butt l = brain
> m = tushie n = chunks
> o = hiney p = biscuits
> q = toes r = buns
> s = fanny t = sniffer
> u = sprinkles v = kisser
> w = squirt x = humperdinck
> y = brains z = juice
Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts.
Now when you SEND THIS ON...use your new name as the subject. And
remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh
an average of 4 times a day.
Put more laughter in your day.
Pass It On
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 We Have Poop!
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Location: dead end road | I am NOT a zippy gerbal squirt... |
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Got Bassetts?
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Location: Fort Polk Louisiana | Im Stinky Apple Biscuits |
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Location: Okla | Oh well, I'm Stinky Pickle Chunks! |
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 Nosey!
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Location: Oregon | Boobie AppleBrain |
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Simons Stalker
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Location: Grandfield, OK | How about Boobie Cootie Brain? |
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Location: Somewhere Down in Texas | Well I'm just Snotty Waffe cauz I don't have a 4th letter in my last name.  |
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 Queen Boobie
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Location: I'm lost - please tell me, I'm not on BHW again!!! | I'm BOOBIE BUBBLETUSH |
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Location: Bennett, CO | Hi All...I am Zippy Gerblebutt |
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Location: The Road Less Traveled | Loopy Appletush - just checking in with ya! |
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 Straight Shooter
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Location: SW North Dakota | Crusty Girdlesniffer. AWWWW! First I'm Bagdug the Ugly, and now THIS??? |
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 Ms. Mississippi
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Location: In my own little HOT world | I am a greasy barf nose!!!. i have been called Worse! |
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Location: Teetering on the edge of certain regressions | Hey, I don't resemble this!!! Dorky Bubblebuns |
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 Bling Queen
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Location: No Clue | 
 Hey board buddies, I'm Poopsie Girdlebuns!!!
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Location: Tennessee | Chim-chim Chickenchunks for me......??? |
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 Belle of the Ball
Location: AR/OK State Line | Poopsie Apple Sniffer |
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 Last Comedian Standing 
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Location: South Texas | Originally written by Where Am I? on 2004-03-29 10:26 AM
I'm BOOBIE BUBBLETUSH Now I know this really works now....LOL
I just wish this post hadn't gotten started because now you will becoming up with all these horrible colt names.....they should have just called this thread... Name WAI's new colts.....OMG By the way when is Curly Turtle due??? |
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Expert
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Location: Arizona | Crusty Apple Chunks What' sup with that! |
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 More Famous than Dr Phil
| Pinky Bubblelips??? I don't think so! |
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Bling Queen
Posts: 8861
Location: No Clue | Originally written by txdad on 2004-03-29 11:41 AM
Pinky Bubblelips??? I don't think so! OMG....now that's funny!!! |
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Veteran
Posts: 186
Location: Washington State | Zippy Girdleshorts.They got the girdle part all right.
Edited by hairball221 2004-03-29 11:47 AM
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Location: Rhome, Tx | Im Pinky Applelips! |
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Ray Of Sunshine
Posts: 2811
Location: FLORIDA | How about buttercup gizzard chunks. Yuck |
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 Spotted Expert
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Location: Somewhere Out of My Mind | I'm Zippy Bubble Hiney
Edited by heartandhorse 2004-03-29 12:14 PM
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 Pedigree Expert
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Location: In the middle of what matters most. SD | Loopy Gizzardbiscuits. Well, it is better than Fatass Smurf! |
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 Happy Go Lucky
Location: Illinois | Squeezit Appletush, here! |
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Expert
Posts: 1202
| OMG--I am Boobie CootiePants |
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 Potato Soup Queen
Location: Alabama | I'm Lumpy Gizzardhead How attractive is that!? |
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Happy Go Lucky
Location: Illinois | Being you're a farrier, I suppose it might fit the job (just joking, my husband's a farrier also) |
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Location: Taylor, TX | crusty apple. I don't have but 3 letters in my last name. |
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Location: waiting for the thaw | Hello! I'm Lumpy ChickenHead!50 |
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 HawtMess
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Location: Walking in the spiderwebs... | Loopy Bubbleface |
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Location: in texas now! | Mines Pinky Cootie Butt!!! |
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 Chairman of the BHW Armadillo Roast
Posts: 4390
Location: In the real world | I'm Chim-Chim Girdle Shorts  |
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More Famous than Dr Phil
| Originally written by playindueces on 2004-03-29 1:18 PM Mines Pinky Cootie Butt!!! Do you think we're related. Maybe part of the Butt Family. |
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 Elite Veteran
Posts: 1100
Location: Tennessee | Poopsie Gerbilbrain |
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Location: Nebraska | Hey~ I'm Zippy Gizzard Juice. Hmmm...might be a good name for my new foal... |
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 Deja Vu Queen
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Location: southern Ohio | Dorkey Girdlebuns.......just how did they know? |
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 Living on the edge of common sense
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Location: Carpenter, WY | Fluffy Girdlebutt   |
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 Pressing the Like Button
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Location: Ferris, TX | Originally written by floridagirl on 2004-03-29 12:07 PM How about buttercup gizzard chunks. Yuck That's me too! |
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Queen Boobie
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Location: I'm lost - please tell me, I'm not on BHW again!!! | Snazzy! How did you know? I love these names!!!!!! Curly Turtle should be joining us in a couple of Weeks!!!! I can't wait, so should Squishy!!!! But yes, I'm naming my next one Boobie Bubblebutt!!!!! Or that could be my next nickname for you!!!! |
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Nosey!
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Location: Oregon | Originally written by Where Am I? on 2004-03-29 2:29 PM Snazzy! How did you know? I love these names!!!!!! Curly Turtle should be joining us in a couple of Weeks!!!! I can't wait, so should Squishy!!!! But yes, I'm naming my next one Boobie Bubblebutt!!!!! Or that could be my next nickname for you!!!!
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.bmp) Extreme Veteran
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Location: Kansas | Originally written by hairball221 on 2004-03-29 11:46 AM
Zippy Girdleshorts.They got the girdle part all right. thats hillarious...im loopy chickenbarf!!! wtf......... |
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Extreme Veteran
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Location: Wyoming | I'm Loopy Apple Sniffer. |
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Expert
Posts: 1203
Location: Missouri | I am Boobie Appletushie, and my fiance is Boobie Gizzardface. that's so weird, when we get married, we'll have the same name! Hey...it's me! --> |
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Last Comedian Standing
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Location: South Texas | Originally written by dollbaby on 2004-03-29 2:31 PM Originally written by Where Am I? on 2004-03-29 2:29 PM Snazzy! How did you know? I love these names!!!!!! Curly Turtle should be joining us in a couple of Weeks!!!! I can't wait, so should Squishy!!!! But yes, I'm naming my next one Boobie Bubblebutt!!!!! Or that could be my next nickname for you!!!!
You know Dollbaby you don't have to encourage her...she takes cheap shots at me all the time just fine by herself....but that's ok she will come to South Texas one of these days or I may just take her offer up on that Arizona Cactus Tour out her way...  
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Blessed
Location: Here | Boobie Gizzard Squirt!!!!
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Queen Boobie
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Location: I'm lost - please tell me, I'm not on BHW again!!! | Originally written by SG. on 2004-03-29 3:37 PM
Boobie Gizzard Squirt!!!!
Squirt? I haven't seen your butt the size of a squirt? LOL (just kidding - do you think I could resist?) LOL Hey Snazzy!!! Or should I say Boobie Bubblebutt chick? Have any mares had their babies yet? I think I have a names for them!!!! |
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Blessed
Location: Here | Originally written by Where Am I? on 2004-03-29 5:41 PM Originally written by SG. on 2004-03-29 3:37 PM
Boobie Gizzard Squirt!!!!
Squirt? I haven't seen your butt the size of a squirt? LOL (just kidding - do you think I could resist?) LOL Hey Snazzy!!! Or should I say Boobie Bubblebutt chick? Have any mares had their babies yet? I think I have a names for them!!!! |
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Potato Soup Queen
Location: Alabama | Originally written by Ridafatappy on 2004-03-29 12:41 PM Being you're a farrier, I suppose it might fit the job (just joking, my husband's a farrier also)ROFLMAO You're probably right!!! |
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| Zippy CootieTush????? I DONT think I'll be spreading THAT one around!!! |
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Location: Yukon, OK | This is really cute!! Mine is zippy girdletush. My hubby's is pinky girdletush! Now that is funny!! 
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Location: Home....Smiling M Farms | I am Loopy Applesniffer. My fiance is Boobie Bubblechunks......maybe I should rethink the whole marriage thing? |
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Role Model Mom
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| ZIPPPY APPLE NOSE  Oh well good be worse!  Well has been worse! |
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Location: SE Kansas | Loopy Liverbrain  |
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Location: Montana | pinky gorilla buns does that mean I have a pink hairy butt?!?!? TOO FUNNY |
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Expert
Posts: 1560
| HEY! Mine matches ME! Boobie Bubble Mouth! |
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 Cheerleader Beer Girl
Posts: 5658
| Mine describes me to a T- Tootie Bubblepants! |
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 Exceptional Baseball Mom
Posts: 6753
Location: Wisconsin | I'm "Boobie Apple Fannie"
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Location: Illinois | I am Dinky Bubble Tush |
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Sherlock Holmes...
Posts: 13082
Location: South Dakota | I think we should make one of these up for horses! It would be alot easier to name foals then! Here's my new foal: Frenchman's Boobie Girdle Guzzards (alittle too long, but I'm SURE the AQHA won't mind!!) Dash Te Apple Breath Sunfrost French Noodles |
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Expert
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Location: Illinois | Mine kinda sounds like a horses name already I'm A Dinky Bubble Tush  |
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 Elite Veteran
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Location: Texas | I am Zippy Applebiscuits. I guess that's better than being Zippy Cootiefanny last year before getting married! |
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| This is so cute!!!
mine's Chim-chim Applehiney..it's better than my boyfriend's:
Cheeseball Applebrain 16
my friend's is cute: Buttercup Applehead |
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RE: Funny New Names - I'm Snotty Apple Breath!!