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Location: Washington State | Reasons Riding is Better Than Sex 1. You don't have to sneak your riding magazines into the house. 2. If you are having trouble with riding, it's perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to show you how to improve your technique. 3. The Ten Commandments don't say anything about riding. 4. If your trainer takes pictures or videotapes of you riding, you don't have to worry about them showing up on the Internet when you become famous. 5. Your horse won't keep asking questions about other horses you've ridden. 6. It's perfectly respectable to ride a horse you've never met before, just once, or, ride many horses in the same day, whether you know them or not. 7. When you see a really good horse, you don't have to feel guilty about imagining riding him. 8.If your regular horse isn't available, he/she won't object if you ride another horse. 9. Nobody will ever tell you that you can go blind if you ride by yourself. 10. When dealing with a riding trainer, you never have to wonder if they are really an undercover cop. 11. You don't have to go to a sleazy shop in a seedy neighborhood to buy riding stuff. 12. You can have a riding calendar on your wall at the office, tell riding jokes and invite co-workers to ride with you without getting sued for harassment. 13. There's no such thing as a Riding Transmitted Disease. 14. If you want to watch horses on television, you don't have to subscribe to a premium cable channel (but you might need a video tape). 15. You don't have to be a newlywed to plan a vacation primarily for the enjoyment of riding.
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Location: Washington State | Originally written by RockinH on 2004-04-01 6:35 AM
in other words, it's the perfect sin!!! Or, the perfect man! |
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Location: I'm lost - please tell me, I'm not on BHW again!!! | OH My Gosh - I was laughing so hard I almost cried!!!! |
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Location: Central Oregon | When I read the header on this thread "RIDING IS BETTER THAN SEX" I really thought I would just see "APRIL FOOLS" when I opened it. |
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Location: Tennessee | LMAO  my class looks at me as if to say what is so funny?
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Location: Texas | I had to pass this one in an email.. That is great!!!! |
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Location: Kansas | hey now spiff....... |
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Location: No Clue | <P> Originally written by KansasCowgirl14 on 2004-04-01 1:22 PM<BR><BR>hey now spiff....... </P><P><IMG src="http://www.barrelhorseworld.com/forum/emoticons/nov9.gif" border=0></P> |
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Location: Texas |  I was going to tell you you must be doing "it" wrong, but you do have some good points!
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| Well I know I haven't had sex in a while, I'd have to disagree.
Teeeheheheh it's funny tho! |
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Location: Kansas | hey..hey..hey..now!!!! |
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Location: No Clue | Originally written by KansasCowgirl14 on 2004-04-01 1:22 PM
hey now spiff....... 
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Location: IL. | Only because I get more opportunities to ride. Being married does have its drawbacks. |
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Location: Yukon, OK | I absolutely love this!! This is so funny I had to pass it on to the hubby!! |
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Location: Wisconsin | Originally written by Mac on 2004-04-01 9:15 AM
Sounds like someone isn't doing their job right. Nothing like tootin' your own horn Mac!!!! |
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Location: Wisconsin | Originally written by Mac on 2004-04-01 3:56 PM
Not saying that I do.......  Now there's a mental image!!!!
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Location: SE Washington | 84 84 At least we get a lot more of one than the other. Ha! Ha! 84 84 |
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Location: Oklahoma | And wouldn't we be tired if we got both equally???? |
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Location: Washington State | Originally written by shaunar on 2004-04-02 4:28 AM
And wouldn't we be tired if we got both equally???? But wouldn't we be happy! |
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RE: RIDING IS BETTER THAN SEX