So far I got up last night and scraped the white out of the oreos and filled them toothpaste, tonight my hubby's snack is going to be yummy! 

I'm still trying to figure out how to grab that Cadillic Esclade...............

oh YUK! I want it to go on record that the toothpaste was NOT one of my suggestions. ewww ick.

See that's what I want really bad (a very expensive vehicle that we can't afford) but I want one, so I wish there was some way I could rent it for a day and tell him that I bought it!  

Hmmm lets see...

A couple years ago I bought some magnetic "bullet holes" and stuck them on my Dad's truck (he is OBSESSIVE about his truck, stopped and wiped it down by hand 4 times on the way to Oklahoma, washes it twice a week, etc,etc).  Well I took my .22 and shot it off a few times after strategically placing the bullet holes on his truck (they looked REAL).  Then stood outside and waited for my dad to come out.  I had that "whoops" look on my face, and let me tell you I thought that man was going to CRY... or murder me.  That was a good one.

Another time I pretended that I cut off my finger with a butcher knife and wrapped my hand in a ketchup soaked napkin, thought my boyfriend at the time was going to pass out.

Then theres always the classic tie a rubber band around the head of the spray nozzle on the sink so when someone goes to run the water they get blasted....  an oldie, but a goodie

Do they let you test drive them and bring them home for a night? They do here. you could do that

Applications are due today for our grants and a co-worker asked me to review her pages on the table of contents to make sure everything matched up before she copied it with page numbers.  Last time the applications were due she had messed that up and already had 5 copies of a 500 page application ready.

So today, she asked me to review it and when I went back in to give it to her I said "We have some major problems", he face sunk.  I thought she was going to get sick!  Then I told her April Fools.  She called me a stinker!

Do I stink?

What I did this morning cracked me up!!! I changed around a few letters on a co-workers keyboard, so when she was typing it was messed up! Talk about ROFLMAO

She was typing email and kept hitting backspace ands retyping for a good 5 minutes, then she stared at her keyboard and still had no clue the letters were switched!! FINALLY she asked me to come over and I couldn't help but laugh and then I told her!

I was called a brat

how did you change the letters

Oh i see. I was sitting here at work looking at my keyboard like how in the world... lol my luck i would have broken somethin!!! Thats a good one

Spurs I want too!!!!  But our dealerships the guy has to go with you, I guess I could pay him to be my new boyfriend and say "honey we're going to try something new, meet so n so".  LOL 

Now, I'm trying to pop off keyboard letters, I want to do that!

Squarepeggy LOL

I can see this. You are evil !!!! 

I changed the keys....and the boss knows....this is going to be good!    

Thanks for the idea!!   

NOT recommending this- but one yr a co-worker chged the screen colors (background/foreground) to black, so you can't see anything but black, then went to lunch...

when he got back, there were about 10 people in that office trying to figure why the pc didn't work.  Including the boss.  And he was NOT happy with my co-worker.

ya know, some folk can't take a joke...

One of my sixth graders calmly said "Is that a mouse by your foot?"

Ummmm can you say Shriek!!!

She said "April Fools".

I said "Wish I could say that about the call your mom's gonna get..."haha

One of my sixth graders calmly said "Is that a mouse by your foot?"

Ummmm can you say Shriek!!!

She said "April Fools".

I said "Wish I could say that about the call your mom's gonna get..."haha

(It's good to be the king)

I love the changing of the keyboard keys idea. That is priceless. There are several people I would love to do that to. But our Director would kill over messing with his precious computers.

Today is my old mare's Birthday. She is 29yrs old and I've owned her since she was a yearling.

Since I'm due any day now with our first baby, I'm dying to wake my husband up right after he falls asleep and tell him its time to go, but I know this will backfire on me.  Sure as I do it, I really will go into labor and he won't believe me for a minute. 

I wish he was going roping tonight and I'd call right in the middle of the roping and tell him he needs to leave. 

She must type by looking at the letters.  I don't so that wouldn't be much of a joke. I thought maybe you reprogrammed it somehow.   I told my coworker that is a single female that she had a flat tire. She sure jumped up to look, hehehe Just like I did when my dad used that on me this morning. hehehe   She told her son she was getting married but when she said it was someone she met on the internet that is in prison he didn't buy it.

OMG!!!  I DON'T KNOW?  GOOD QUESTION???? WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT?

For all of yall key changers on the keyboard

...i had it happen to me earlier this week at school...i was so mad!!...but it was with the insert and delete key and i accidently hit the insert key and everytime i would try and press it off it would delete somthing!...i was so mad

OMG!!!  The day is almost over, why didn't you tell me this earlier?  That would have been great!

          roflmao     

   Well,  the kid got home from school and came in to sign in for instant messaging...it's where only little ******** show up for the password. TeeHEEhee... lmao......she was going crazy trying to get signed on.  I could barely keep a straight face.....TeeHEEhee......I finally HAD to tell her that I had switched around some letters!!!!! She just kept saying  " That's SOOOO wrong"  Now I feel like I ought to be up for "Mother of the Year" award!!!!   patting myself on the back!!

Haha...i didnt even think about it until i was reading about yall changing the keys!..ill remind ya next year!

My daughter got me today!

She came home from school and said she got in fight with a boy who took her pencil earlier in the week. She said he slapped her and she punched him in the face. She told me she was suspended from School for three days. She has a perfect attendance record and 3.8 GPA,. Because she told me about the kid and the pencil two days ago I fell for it, hook, line and sinker. She even let me proceed to give her an ear beating before she burst into laughter, she had got her Dad too on the way home from the bus stop. I can't imagine raising kids with this degree of humor. lol

What goes around comes around.