Girl, if we are going to go out tonite, I have some stipulations:

1) I would like the other patrons to be blind.

2) We need to go some where with poor lighting and/or is proned to frequent power outages.

3) Somewhere that already smells bad so that no one is pointing accusing fingers at me because I've developed a strange sweating issue and now smell like a big ol onion.

4) A place where the drinks are free for as long as we are still sitting upright would be great.

5) And finally, I want to go where "NOBODY knows my name".

Ty

(thank you)