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only people with horses would understand!!

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rodeochick2399
Reg. Dec 2012
Posted 2013-11-22 6:16 PM
Subject: only people with horses would understand!!



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Saw this scrolling through fb and holy cow I'll never listen to this song the same way ever again! Lol
The Sheath Cleaning Song
Sing it to the tune of "Hello Mother, Hello Father" from camp song
How's it hangin'?
So much cleaner.
Aren't you glad I
washed your wiener?
I'll admit it's
kinda creepy
that I had to stick my arm up in your pee-pee.
It was sticky.
It was gunky.
It felt icky.
It smelled funky.
It was cruddy,
it was crusty--
when you stuck it out, it creaked like it was rusty.
After half an
hour of toilin'
and of squirtin'
baby oil in,
you're as fresh there
as a daisy.
Either this means I love you or else I'm crazy!!!
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Lurker2
Reg. Nov 2013
Posted 2013-11-22 7:36 PM
Subject: RE: only people with horses would understand!!



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Haha! Funny!
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jettster
Reg. Jun 2007
Posted 2013-11-22 8:07 PM
Subject: RE: only people with horses would understand!!



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That's hilarious!! I'm printing that!!!
Does anyone remember the sheath cleaning song, sung to the tune of If your happy and you know it clap your hands??
I think the first verse goes like this ..
"If it's hanging and you see it..lube your hands??"


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BleuIdGrl
Reg. May 2010
Posted 2013-11-22 9:08 PM
Subject: RE: only people with horses would understand!!


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So saving this one. lol
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