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  Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | Do not chop green peppers, while drunk, with a machete......it will never turn out good. |
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 Vodka for Lunch
Location: Lala Land | LMAO!!  |
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
Posts: 16390
Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | Lovin Life - 2014-04-11 2:47 PM LMAO!!
In the kitchen with a machete too lol........what went through his mind? I'm ain't using no kitchen knife....noooooo, I'm going get the machete. I wonder what that poor bell pepper looked like afterwards. |
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Vodka for Lunch
Location: Lala Land | I bet that was a mess!! |
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 New Word Inventor
Posts: 1506
Location: Who knows | LRQHS - 2014-04-11 2:50 PM
Lovin Life - 2014-04-11 2:47 PM LMAO!!
Sounds like you're playing Clue. |
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | BigSkyDream - 2014-04-11 3:37 PM LRQHS - 2014-04-11 2:50 PM Lovin Life - 2014-04-11 2:47 PM LMAO!! Sounds like you're playing Clue.
Well, they probably could have used some Clue's as to where a few of his fingers were........(they'e got to be somewhere in this mess) |
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
Posts: 16390
Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | I can see the paramedics talking back and forth to each other......one's holding pressure on the hand and the other yell's, "Found one! How many am I looking for again!".......First paramedic, "ummmmm, I think two more." |
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 Total Germophobe
Posts: 6437
Location: Montana | I must have missed something, but I was going to say, "What did you do now?!?!"  |
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Hungarian Midget Woman
Location: Midwest | sounds like this person should avoid sharp objects.... tell him my story, Jennifer lol |
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Location: Over by those oil wells, TX | omg lol! who even owns a machete...and why??? pls post pics! lol |
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The Advice Guru
Posts: 6419
| And while you are counting the fingers you keep repeating I love my job, I love my job  |
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Expert
Posts: 1314
Location: North Central Iowa Land of white frozen grass | Maybe he was making finger food. |
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