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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | but, it reminded me of my younger, nieve days lol.
When, I was first getting started in breeding. I bought this mare bred already. She was a TB and bred to TB stud. Anyways, the colt was born, raised him, had no intention of keeping a TB stud, prepped him and took him to a TB sale. It was my first sale. I was trying so hard to have him looking great. I had searched and googled prepping horses for sale. I was really focused on showing him and the "area where you bring them" before they enter the ring can get fractious with 8 or so other yearlings.....some are jacked up, you're in constant motion watching eveyone and everything. My boy was trotting circles around me. There were so many people there watching. I was nervous. It was intimidating lol.
Anyways, some man yelled when I passed by with the colt, "is he a crypt?"
I knew what a cryptorchid was, but that didn't register at that moment. So, I just kept walking. He yells, again, even louder, "IS HE A CRYPT?"
Everyone was watching at that point. All I could think of was, "is this man really asking me if my horse is a Crypt (like the gangs the Bloods and the Crypts lol)? I was like, "What?" I had a really confused look on my face.
He yells again, "does he have both of his balls?" I almost died. Everyone was laughing, I thought the guy was asking if my horse was a gang member lol.
Puzzled, I said, "um, yes." (thinking crazy man)
Then he says, "are they both hanging down?" (I'm thinking this guy is a pervert).....but, I was so embarrassed.....so, I look under him and I said, "yes, they are both hanging down." Everybody laughed at me.....everyone lol. I secretly wanted to kill that man lol.
The end :)
Edited by LRQHS 2014-09-11 7:26 AM
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Location: Wonderful Wyoming | LOL good story! Made my day.  | |
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| Thank you for that story, I needed a laugh this morning! | |
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| LRQHS - 2014-09-11 7:25 AM
 but, it reminded me of my younger, nieve days lol.
When, I was first getting started in breeding. I bought this mare bred already. She was a TB and bred to TB stud. Anyways, the colt was born, raised him, had no intention of keeping a TB stud, prepped him and took him to a TB sale. It was my first sale. I was trying so hard to have him looking great. I had searched and googled prepping horses for sale. I was really focused on showing him and the "area where you bring them" before they enter the ring can get fractious with 8 or so other yearlings.....some are jacked up, you're in constant motion watching eveyone and everything. My boy was trotting circles around me. There were so many people there watching. I was nervous. It was intimidating lol.
Anyways, some man yelled when I passed by with the colt, "is he a crypt?"Â
I knew what a cryptorchid was, but that didn't register at that moment. So, I just kept walking. He yells, again, even louder, "IS HE A CRYPT?"
Everyone was watching at that point. All I could think of was, "is this man really asking me if my horse is a Crypt (like the gangs the Bloods and the Crypts lol)? I was like, "What?" I had a really confused look on my face.
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He yells again, "does he have both of his balls?" I almost died. Everyone was laughing, I thought the guy was asking if my horse was a gang member lol.Â
Puzzled, I said, "um, yes." (thinking crazy man)
Then he says, "are they both hanging down?" (I'm thinking this guy is a pervert).....but, I was so embarrassed.....so, I look under him and I said, "yes, they are both hanging down." Everybody laughed at me.....everyone lol. I secretly wanted to kill that man lol.
The end :)
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I woulda been the crazy one to yell back "come check for yourself"!! LMAO! Great story this morning :) Thanks pal! | |
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Location: Under The Big Sky Of Texas | Why was the jerk even asking you this? Was it because you were a young lady and he wanted to show off for his buddys by embarrassing you? What a moron, if I was there I would have punched him in the throat for you.  | |
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Location: Montana | I probably would have said something like "Why don't you see for yourself?" Because I'm mean like that. LOL. | |
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | I was just so embarrassed and, I guess, I couldn't believe he was asking what he was asking, because all I could think of was the Bloods and Crypts lol.
If that happened today, I would definitely have a much different response lol. | |
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | lol.....and, that folks, was the first impression I made of all of the TB breeders, owners and trainers in Louisiana lmao. | |
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Location: Heart of Texas | You poor thing. I'm such a blonde sometimes, I have no doubt I woulda done and said the exact same thing as you. Guys can be such jerks. | |
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Location: Wonderful Wyoming | When we were in negotiations about the Stoli stud, I wanted to know if he had both his "boys" dropped. She said yes, I wanted proof before we drove 1500 miles. She sent me a picture lol. It showed enough of his white legs I knew it was him. Hey, whatever works | |
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Location: Kansas | LMAO I can see you being gullible!!! bahahahahahahahaha made me giggle | |
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