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Location: Midwest | Keep her out of the dang cat food....it's super rich and induces farting lol |
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Location: Vinton, La. | Wait, you texted Alison at 4 in the morning to ask about dog farts? She must really like you. No telling what kind of reply you would have received from a few of us that early. |
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | Bigtime mistake - 2014-11-13 11:47 AM Wait, you texted Alison at 4 in the morning to ask about dog farts? She must really like you. No telling what kind of reply you would have received from a few of us that early.
I started with, "so you're a Scientist" and she practically jumped out of bed to talk to me about what could scientifically be happening in the gut of my dog. She loves that crap. |
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Hungarian Midget Woman
Location: Midwest | LRQHS - 2014-11-13 11:49 AM Bigtime mistake - 2014-11-13 11:47 AM Wait, you texted Alison at 4 in the morning to ask about dog farts? She must really like you. No telling what kind of reply you would have received from a few of us that early. I started with, "so you're a Scientist" and she practically jumped out of bed to talk to me about what could scientifically be happening in the gut of my dog. She loves that crap.
I was already up.... I leave early, fo' |
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Location: SE KS | LRQHS - 2014-11-13 8:53 AM
lindseylou2290 - 2014-11-13 8:52 AM LOL ... they won't smell like daisies but Alison is correct - giving yogurt will help "regulate" the digestive system so that they don't fart quite as much :)
I'm not interested in lessening the amount of farts. I want to make them smell better!! I want farts that won't wake me up gasping for air!
Try Strawberry or Blueberry Yogurt??? Bbbbbbaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!! |
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| LRQHS - 2014-11-13 11:49 AM
Bigtime mistake - 2014-11-13 11:47 AM Wait, you texted Alison at 4 in the morning to ask about dog farts? She must really like you. No telling what kind of reply you would have received from a few of us that early.
I started with, "so you're a Scientist" and she practically jumped out of bed to talk to me about what could scientifically be happening in the gut of my dog. She loves that crap.
You be nice to us scientists!!!!! We gotta stick together!  |
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| I had a Doberman that when she sat on the hardwood floor she would fart and it would be really loud and then she would looked around and would grin at you. She was a silly, silly dog, but those farts on a hardwood floor are loud!! |
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Location: Wonderful Wyoming | I had a Rottie that could fart and clear the house. He slept in the hallway between my room and my dad's, upside down and would snore and fart all night long. Closed doors didn't matter, you could see that green stench float over and under the door like steam. Would have been nice to know about the yogurt back then... |
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