To AIR is human. I've made a mistake or two.

Southtxponygirl - 2019-02-12 5:23 PM

NJJ - 2019-02-12 4:59 PM

Southtxponygirl - 2019-02-12 4:25 PM

Bear - 2019-02-12 4:13 PM

MOGirl07 - 2019-02-12 1:26 PM

Southtxponygirl - 2019-02-12 12:42 PM

Bear - 2019-02-12 12:05 PM Nobody will ever touch my dam cows.

Dont you have the mini cows? I would not think their farts would count if they are mini farts..

Yes, they are harmless, gentle mini Herefords.  They don’t even fart.  Heck, come to think of it, I don’t even fart.  

Norma farts a lot though.  That’s what I heard.

Oh my gosh the minis are so darn cute, I love their squishy faces..yeaa right I just bet you dont fart!! ha ha ha ha..I'm betting you fart alot more then Norma could ever fart..  

Soooooo .... I was trying to stay away from the political posts to keep my blood pressure under control ...but NO .... Scott has to drag me in with his statement that I fart more than he does ..... I am pretty sure that Carol will agree that my "dainty" farts would, in no way compare to his loud, manly and STINKY farts !!!!

Ha ha ha ha ha, I bet Scotts farts could burn hair off of ya if you were close enought..

I resent these sexist remarks.  You all are objectivizing my manliness.  I very rarely fart, and when I do I go outside and release an odorless little popcorn toot.  

I can’t put up with this kind of abuse and harassment.

#metoot

Bear - 2019-02-12 4:13 PM

MOGirl07 - 2019-02-12 1:26 PM

Southtxponygirl - 2019-02-12 12:42 PM

Bear - 2019-02-12 12:05 PM Nobody will ever touch my dam cows.

Dont you have the mini cows? I would not think their farts would count if they are mini farts..

Yes, they are harmless, gentle mini Herefords.  They don’t even fart.  Heck, come to think of it, I don’t even fart.  

Norma farts a lot though.  That’s what I heard.

My husband wants to get a small herd (small as in 4 maybe 5 heifers) of Dexter cattle at some point when we get the field behind us. They're itty bitty. I wonder if their farts would count for less too? 

On another note, don't cows mostly dispose of gas by belching? Like in other words, these danged liberals don't know which end of the cow the gas usually comes out of and here they are trying to legislate this thing. Good gravy. 

I wonder which end Mecon farts from ?

I just laughed so hard I startled my kid that I'm rocking to sleep. 

Probably inverts them somehow and then blows out rose petals

I’m not a big Mitch McConnell fan, but he is kind of a clever old fox.  The Democrat POTUS candidates have been chirping about how they support AOC’s “Green New Deal”.  They are obviously catering to the extreme left in their party.

So.....McConnell decides to bring the “Green New Deal” up for a vote before the senate.  He is forcing them to put their support to a vote, so as to make their support a matter of irrefutable public record.

Brilliant.  Smart move you clever old turtle!