This was great (copied from the Boston Herald, by Howie Carr): Thank you, Mr. President, for everything you’ve done. It shouldn’t be ending this way, but I and 74 million other Americans just want to thank you for all your efforts on our behalf over the past four years, actually since you came down the escalator at Trump Tower back in the summer of 2015. In no particular order: Thank you for restoring the U.S. as the world’s leading producer of energy – after your predecessor sternly lectured us that we “couldn’t drill our way” out of our dependence on unstable Middle Eastern oil providers. Thank you for the tax cuts for the middle class. Thank you for destroying genocidal ISIS, which your predecessor called “the junior varsity.” Thanks for shutting off the endless flow of illegal immigrants at the southern border, and the unending supply of MS-13 gangbangers, among other criminals, as well as the welfare-dependent illiterate indigents who were so destabilizing American society before you became president. Thank you for calling out the endless hypocrisy of the media — what you so aptly described as “Very Fake News.” Thank you for promoting economic policies that led to the lowest unemployment rates ever for blacks, Hispanics, Asians, Native Americans and women, among others.
Thank you for the tax cuts for the middle class. Thank you for destroying genocidal ISIS, which your predecessor called “the junior varsity.” Thanks for shutting off the endless flow of illegal immigrants at the southern border, and the unending supply of MS-13 gangbangers, among other criminals, as well as the welfare-dependent illiterate indigents who were so destabilizing American society before you became president. Thank you for calling out the endless hypocrisy of the media — what you so aptly described as “Very Fake News.” Thank you for promoting economic policies that led to the lowest unemployment rates ever for blacks, Hispanics, Asians, Native Americans and women, among others. Thanks for using the death penalty, when necessary, against the worst of the worst serial killers. Thank you for the travel ban, which has largely halted the flow of terrorists like the Tsarnaevs, who had been welcomed into the U.S. and put on welfare by previous administrations, Democrat and Republican alike. Thanks for the balance in my 401(k). Thanks for the lowest gasoline prices in decades. Thanks for the largest number of Americans with gainful employment since the government started keeping records. Thank you for ordering the elimination of two of the most bloodthirsty terrorists on earth, al-Baghdadi and Gen. Soleimani. To borrow a line from “The Last Hurrah,” “How do you thank a guy for a million laughs?” Thanks for all the great nicknames — Crooked Hillary, Li’l Marco, Low Energy Jeb, etc. Thanks for all the amazingly entertaining rallies, if not for bringing back the Village People’s “Macho Man” song. Mr. President, I could go on and on and on, but all of us Deplorables and bitter clingers and credulous Boomer rubes just want you to know how much we appreciate the four years you gave us to prepare and fortify ourselves for the impending disaster ahead. We’ll be back, Mr. President, and so will you. |