Hillbillies to the Rescue

Two hillbillies walk into a bar. While having a shot of

whiskey,

they talk about their own moonshine operations. Suddenly, a

woman at a

nearby table,

who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or

so, it becomes

apparent that she is in real distress. One of the

hillbillies looks at her

and says "Kin ya swaller?" The woman shakes her head no.

"Kin ya breathe?"

The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no. The

hillbilly walks

over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress, yanks

down her drawers

and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his

tongue. The woman is

so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction

flies out of her

mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks

slowly back to

the bar. His partner says "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there

"Hind Lick

Maneuver," but I ain't never seed nobody do it!"