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RE: OLDIE BUT GOODIE Moderators: luluwhit, gotothewhip, cindyt, crossspur, ForumAdmin Jump to page :	Last activity 2004-04-01 9:21 AM 0 replies, 1735 views View previous thread :: View next thread
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hairball221 Reg. Mar 2004	Posted 2004-04-01 8:28 AM Subject: OLDIE BUT GOODIE
Veteran Posts: 186 Location: Washington State	How to interpret classified horse ads BIG TROT: Can't canter within a two mile straightaway NICELY STARTED: lunges, but we don't have enough insurance to ride him yet TOP SHOW HORSE: won a reserve champion 5 years ago at a show with unusually low entries due to tornado warnings HOME BRED: knows nothing despite being raised on the back porch BIG BONED: good thing he has a mane and tail, or he would be mistaken for a cow NO VICES: especially when he wears his muzzle BOLD: runaway GOOD MOVER: runaway ATHLETIC: runaway NEEDS INTERMEDIATE RIDER: runaway SHOULD MATURE 16 HANDS: currently 13 hands, dam is 14.2, sire is 14.3 hands,every horse in pedigree back 18 generations is under 15 hands, but thishorse will defy his DNA and grow. WELL MANNERED: hasn't stepped on, run over, bitten, or kicked anyone for a week PROFESSIONALLY TRAINED: hasn't stepped on, run over, bitten, or kicked anyone for a month RECENTLY VETTED: someone else found something really wrong with this horse TO GOOD HOME ONLY: not really for sale unless you can 1) pay twice what he is worth 2) are willing to sign a 10 page legal document 3) allow current owner to tuck in beddy-bye every night LIGHT CRIBBER: we can't afford to build anymore fences and barns for the buzz saw EXCELLENT DISposition: never been out of the stall CLIPS, HAULS, LOADS: clippity clippity is the sound his hooves make as he hauls butt across the parking lot when you try to load him.
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Sherry May Reg. Nov 2003	Posted 2004-04-01 8:31 AM Subject: RE: OLDIE BUT GOODIE
Expert Posts: 2698 Location: Taylor, TX	Good one!
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katy Reg. Mar 2004	Posted 2004-04-01 8:54 AM Subject: RE: OLDIE BUT GOODIE
Member Posts: 30 Location: south texas	I have never heard that one before. That is to funny!
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Lori13 Reg. Dec 2003	Posted 2004-04-01 9:10 AM Subject: RE: OLDIE BUT GOODIE
Extreme Veteran Posts: 403 Location: Lake Butler, FL
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Blvdgirl64 Reg. Oct 2003	Posted 2004-04-01 9:21 AM Subject: RE: OLDIE BUT GOODIE
Expert Posts: 1201 Location: Florida
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