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hairball221
Reg. Mar 2004
Posted 2004-03-30 9:42 AM
Subject: THE STORY OF BEET PULP


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Beet Pulp Safety Warning (aka the famous squirrel story) People that are into equine nutrition are notorious for spending their time doing the oddest things. While everyone else has normal nightmares about finding themselves riding in the World Equestrian Games stark naked past the press corps, nutrition people fret over whether their carefully thought-out recommendations will make the difference between Muffy the Superhorse winning his next competition in fame and glory, or falling into a dead faint somewhere between being saddled and the starting line. In the end, the finer points of nutrition often make zero difference, however, because you generally find out that: a) Muffy won't even touch your carefully crafted ration, much preferring to eat his bedding, the vet's fingers and anything from the Taco Bell menu; b) the moment you finish calculating the Perfect Equine Ration featuring Aunt Tilly's Super Horsey Yums Yums, the feed company goes out of business or is indicted on environmental pollution charges; c) it's all irrelevant, anyway, because the barn manager's favorite phrase is "Well, we've always fed this way for sixty years and hardly ever lose more than a horse a month to colic", and steadfastly refuses to feed anything at all other than His Very Own Secret Recipe, featuring lawn clippings, glazed doughnuts and something that smells a lot like latex. However, evey now and then, you stumble across a feed that horses actually like (at least, after that initial suspicious, "You're trying to poison me, aren't you?" look), is wonderfully nutrititious, cheap to feed and still Obscure and Mysterious enough that people feel like they're really on The Cutting Edge in feeding it to Muffy. Beet pulp is like that, and for a long time I thought the only disadvantage to it was the minor inconvenience of having to soak it before feeding. Some folks skip that part, but others revel in making sure everyone else in the barn knows just how conscientious and detail-minded they are about Muffy's nutritional well-being. However, eventually I knew the true downside to beet pulp would show up, and thought it only fair that I pass it along... This afternoon I decided to bring some beet pulp pellets into the house to soak, because I wanted to get an idea of exactly how much they expanded in volume during the soaking process. Academic types are like that, pathetically easy to amuse and desperately in need of professional help. I knew they expanded quite a bit, because the first time I'd innocently added water to a five-pound bucket of beet pulp, I'd come back later to find my feed room practically awash in beet pulp, providing a breakfast that every horse within a five mile radius still remembers with fond nostalgia. So in the interest of scientific curiousity, I trundled in a bucket, about three pounds of beet pulp, added in the water and set it in the living room to do its thing. No problem. Research in action. Well, in our ongoing quest to turn this house into Noah's Ark, we have not only four horses, three dogs, four neurotic cats, a sulfur-crested cockatoo, a cockatiel and assorted toads, we also have William. William is a fox squirrel who absent-mindedly fell out of his tree as a blind and hairless baby two years ago and whom the vet promptly handed off to the only person he knew silly enough to traipse around with a baby squirrel and a bottle of Esbilac into her bookbag. Actually, the trick wasn't in keeping such a tiny creature warm, fed and clean---it was keeping a straight face and looking as mystified as everyone else when William woke up hungry and started pipping for his bottled like a very small, slightly muffled alarm clock. Invariably, this usually occurred while I was standing in line at the post office, picking up a pizza for dinner or on one memorable occasion, taking a final exam in biochemistry. Being no dummy, William knew a sucker when he saw one and has happily been an Urban Squirrel ever since. And for those of you that think A Squirrel's Place is In The Wild, don't think we didn't try that...his first Christmas, we thought we'd give him his first lesson in Being a Wild Squirrel by letting him play in the undecorated Christmas tree. His reaction was to shriek in horror, scutter frantically across the floor and go try to hide underneath the nearest border collie. Since then, the only way he will allow himself to be taken outside is hiding inside Mummy's shirt and peering suspiciously out at the sinister world. So much for the re-make of Born Free in San Dimas. So secure is he about his place in the world that on more than one occasion, I've caught him sitting on his fat, smug little bottom, making faces out the windown at our neighborhood (very frustrated) red-tailed hawk---like as not clutching a cashew in one paw and a bit of mango in the other. Anyway, when I set out the bucket of beet pulp, I may have underestimated the lengths that a young and enthusiastic squirrel will go to to stash all available food items in new and unusual hiding spots. I thought letting William out of his cage as usual and giving him a handful of almonds to go happily cram under cushions and into sleeping dog's ears was sufficent entertainment for the afternoon. After all, when I left, he was gleefully chortling and gloating over his pile of treasure, making sure the cockatoo saw them so he could tell her I Have Almonds And You Don't. So much for blind optimism. Apparently when the almond supply ran out, beet pulp pellets became fair game and I can only imagine the little rat finding that great big bucket and swooning with the possibilities of being able to hide away All That Food. The problem isn't quite so much that I now have three pounds of beet pulp pellets cleverly tucked away in every corner of my house, it's that as far as I can tell, the soaking-expanding-and-falling-apart process seems to be kinda like nuclear meltdown. Once the reaction gets started, no force on earth is going to stop it. So when I come back from the grocery store, not only do I find an exhausted but incredibly Fulfilled squirrel sprawled out snoozing happily up on the cat tree, I find that my house smells a lot like a Jamaican feed mill and virtually every orifice is crammed full of beet pulp. This includes the bathroom sink drain, the fish tank filter, in my undie drawer, in the kitty box (much to their horror) and ALL the pockets of my bookbag. Not to mention that in enthusiastically stuffing beet pulp into the air holes of the little box that hold live crickets for the toad's dinner, William managed to open it up and free several hundred crickets into the living room. It's not that I mind crickets springing to and fro, it's just that it sounds a lot like an Evening in the Amazon Rain Forest in here. The cats, on the other hand, have never had such a marvelous time steeplechasing after stray crickets back and forth over the furniture, crunching up the spoils of the hunt (which wouldn't be so bad if they would just chew with their mouths closed), and sicking up the more indigestible parts onto the rug. I simply can't WAIT to turn on the furnace and find out what toasting beet pulp smells like. The good news is that in case of siege, I have enough carbohydrates hidden in my walls and under the furniture to survive for years. The bad news is that as soon as I try to remove any of this stash, I get a hysterical squirrel clinging to my pant leg, tearfully shrieking that I'm ruining all his hard work and now he's going to starve this winter. (This is despite the fact that William is spoiled utterly rotten, knows how to open the macademia nut can all by himself and has enough of a tummy to have earned him the unfortunate nickname Buddha Belly.) So in case anyone was losing sleep wondering just how much final product you get after soaking three pounds of beet pulp, the answer is a living room full. I'd write this new data up and submit it as a case study paper to the nutrition and physiology society, but I suspect the practical applications may be limited. Off to go empty the Shop-Vac. Again.

Edited by hairball221 2004-03-30 10:57 AM
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heartandhorse
Reg. Oct 2003
Posted 2004-03-30 9:52 AM
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Lisantwist
Reg. Dec 2003
Posted 2004-03-30 9:58 AM
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That was really funny!  Still wondering about living with a squirrel though, hmmmmmmm...
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Lori13
Reg. Dec 2003
Posted 2004-03-30 10:03 AM
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THat is hysterical... I'm sorry that you are so busy cleaning, but thanks much for sharing!!!
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Reg. Sep 2003
Posted 2004-03-30 10:05 AM
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TOO FUNNY!!!! I have the picture of it now!
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dollbaby
Reg. Feb 2004
Posted 2004-03-30 10:06 AM
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a. Clark
Reg. Oct 2003
Posted 2004-03-30 10:12 AM
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To funny!  What a great story!
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burn3wi
Reg. Dec 2003
Posted 2004-03-30 10:14 AM
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That is hilarious!
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tripleE
Reg. Oct 2003
Posted 2004-03-30 10:29 AM
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smiley
Reg. Mar 2004
Posted 2004-03-30 10:45 AM
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ROFLMBO... That was Great, and very well written.

I could have used a space or two for my poor eyes but you had me laughing out loud.... you should send that in to a mag and see if you could get it published, it was that funny!

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burn3wi
Reg. Dec 2003
Posted 2004-03-30 10:47 AM
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Originally written by smiley on 2004-03-30 10:45 AM

ROFLMBO... That was Great, and very well written.

I could have used a space or two for my poor eyes but you had me laughing out loud.... you should send that in to a mag and see if you could get it published, it was that funny!

 

I agree--  a few more spaces and get that thing published!  I would send that to a horse magazing, or maybe even Dave and Gail, great story and very well written!

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hairball221
Reg. Mar 2004
Posted 2004-03-30 10:55 AM
Subject: RE: THE STORY OF BEET PULP


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I'm glad you liked it. But, I cannot take credit for all of it. I found this little story somewhere (can't remember where) and I just did some editing and adding to it. It was originally written about a skunk and grain, I think. And, for some reason, when I brought this forward, it was all crammed together. I couldn't edit it to give it the spaces that were there before. I know it's a little hard on the eyeballs.

Edited by hairball221 2004-03-30 11:14 AM
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Queen Mum
Reg. Oct 2003
Posted 2004-03-30 11:47 AM
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    Great read!!  It sounds original enough for a cover story on BHW to me!  As I was reading...I had these horrible visions of William blowing up from cheek inpacted ever-expanding beet pulp!        

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Apples
Reg. Dec 2003
Posted 2004-03-30 12:46 PM
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Wonderful story! Thanks so much for sharing
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hairball221
Reg. Mar 2004
Posted 2004-03-31 9:16 AM
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Originally written by N.GA. Apples on 2004-03-30 12:46 PM

Wonderful story! Thanks so much for sharing


Edited by hairball221 2004-03-31 9:17 AM
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hairball221
Reg. Mar 2004
Posted 2004-03-31 9:17 AM
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Originally written by Queen Mum on 2004-03-30 11:47 AM

Β Β Β  Great read!!Β  It sounds original enough for a coverΒ story on BHW to me!Β  As I was reading...I had these horrible visions of William blowing upΒ from cheek inpacted ever-expanding beet pulp!Β Β  Β  Β  Β 

Now I have a picture of William plastered all over the wall, and the bird laughing his feathers off!
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dollbaby
Reg. Feb 2004
Posted 2004-03-31 10:55 AM
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Post pics of William!!
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hairball221
Reg. Mar 2004
Posted 2004-03-31 11:18 AM
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Originally written by dollbaby on 2004-03-31 8:55 AM

Post pics of William!![/QUOThe picture is only in my mind.

Edited by hairball221 2004-03-31 11:19 AM
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SmokinBandits
Reg. Dec 2003
Posted 2004-03-31 11:42 PM
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You're a great writer!
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misssubnuke
Reg. Apr 2004
Posted 2004-04-13 7:52 PM
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FYI-You can find the infamous squirrel story in its entirety at http://www.shady-acres.com/susan/beetpulp.shtml . It was authored by Susan Evans Garlinghouse, DVM who is a vet as well as holds a master in equine nutrition and is highly regarded in the nutrition world. :)

Although more has been looked into soaking beet pulp in recent years and its found that, while it is a safe precaution to take, it isn't neccessarily essential to soak it and studies have shown no higher instance of choke or gastric upset/rupture when feeding dry beet pulp when compared with soaked bp or any other feedstuff.



Edited by misssubnuke 2004-04-13 7:57 PM
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