I got this in an email this morning thought id share!

A Cowboy and his wife had just been married and went to a hotel for
>their honeymoon. The man went to the front desk and asked for a room.
>He said "this here is a very special 'casion -- our wedding night -- and
>we need a good room with a strong bed." The clerk winked and asked "Do
>you want the Bridal?" The Redneck fellow thought about it a while and
>then replied, "No, I guess not, I'll just hold onto her ears until she
>gets used to it!"

Had to read twice, cheeee

Typical!!!!!!