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NEED A GOOD LAUGH?? Moderators: luluwhit, gotothewhip, cindyt, crossspur, ForumAdmin Jump to page :	Last activity 2014-01-18 3:24 AM 4 replies, 3488 views View previous thread :: View next thread
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BARRELHORSE USA Reg. Sep 2011	Posted 2014-01-17 1:14 PM Subject: NEED A GOOD LAUGH??
	... A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6. A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?" He replied, "They had avocados." If you're a woman, I'm sure you're going back to read it again! Men will get it the first time. Water in the carburetor WIFE: "There is trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor." HUSBAND: "Water in the carburetor? That's ridiculous " WIFE: "I tell you the car has water in the carburetor." HUSBAND: "You don't even know what a carburetor is. I'll check it out. Where's the car? WIFE: "In the pool" THIS IS A FRIGHTENING STATISTIC, PROBABLY ONE OF THE MOST WORRYSOME IN RECENT YEARS. 25% of the women in this country are on medication for mental illness. That's scary. It means 75% are running around untreated. HE MUST PAY Husband and wife had a tiff. Wife called up her mom and said, "He fought with me again, I am coming to live with you." Mom said, "No darling, he must pay for his mistake. I am coming to live with you. Today's Short Reading from the Bible... From Genesis: "And God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the earth." Then He made the earth round...and He laughed and laughed and laughed!...
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dianea Reg. Aug 2010	Posted 2014-01-17 5:22 PM Subject: RE: NEED A GOOD LAUGH??
Extreme Veteran Posts: 336 Location: Missouri	Yup I did go back and reread the first one! Good ones..LMAO
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shellyh1971 Reg. Aug 2006	Posted 2014-01-17 6:16 PM Subject: RE: NEED A GOOD LAUGH??
Bit O Holic Posts: 6448 Location: hot, humid and dry...Gulf coast East of Houston..	LOL.. Those are funny
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komet. Reg. Jun 2012	Posted 2014-01-18 2:07 AM Subject: RE: NEED A GOOD LAUGH??
Expert Posts: 4121 Location: SE Louisiana	Oh MAN... That 1st one!!!
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kwanatha Reg. Dec 2003	Posted 2014-01-18 3:24 AM Subject: RE: NEED A GOOD LAUGH??
Meanest Teacher!!! Posts: 8555 Location: sunny california	that first one reminds me of a lady comedian; I think her last name is anderson, she calls her husband left brain
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