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Location: SE Louisiana | In the beginning there was The Plan
and then came the Assumptions
and the Assumptions were without form
and The Plan was completely without substance
and the darkness was upon the face of the Workers
and they spoke among themselves, saying
"It is a crock of sh*t, and it stinketh."
And the Workers went unto their Supervisors and sayeth,
"It is a pail of dung and none may abide the odor thereof."
And the Supervisors went unto their Managers and sayeth unto them,
"It is a container of excrement and it is very strong,
such that none may abide by it."
And the Managers went unto their Directors and sayeth,
"It is a vessel of fertilizer, and none may abide it's strength."
And the Directors spoke amongst themselves, saying to one another,
"It contains that which aids plant growth, and it is very strong."
And the Directors went unto the Vice Presidents and sayeth unto them
"It promotes growth and is very powerful."
And the Vice Presidents went unto the President and sayeth unto him
"This new Plan will actively promote the growth and efficiency
of this Company, and in these Areas in particular."
And the President looked upon The Plan,
And saw that it was good, and The Plan became Policy.
Edited by komet. 2014-02-22 5:32 PM
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Location: South Central Florida | And then the Policy makers said, "let there be a bigger mess in the midst of the pile of crap, and let it seperate the lowly people from the policy makers" And it was so, and mess in the midst of the pile of crap WAS and it seperated the Policy makers from the lowly people. And the Policy makers were ABOVE the pile of crap and the lowly people were below the pile of crap, or the mess in the midst of the pile of crap. And the policy makers looked and named the Policy makers above the mess, "EXEMPT" and the lowly people below the mess they called "stupid people that will fall for anything" and it was so. | |
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Location: SE Louisiana | Swannranch - 2014-02-22 8:07 PM
And then the Policy makers said, "let there be a bigger mess in the midst of the pile of crap, and let it seperate the lowly people from the policy makers" And it was so, and mess in the midst of the pile of crap WAS and it seperated the Policy makers from the lowly people. And the Policy makers were ABOVE the pile of crap and the lowly people were below the pile of crap, or the mess in the midst of the pile of crap. And the policy makers looked and named the Policy makers above the mess, "EXEMPT" and the lowly people below the mess they called "stupid people that will fall for anything" and it was so.
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