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LRQHS Reg. Nov 2011	Posted 2014-03-27 3:08 PM Subject: RE: I have been looking for a handyman....
Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped Posts: 16390 Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :)	mtcanchazer - 2014-03-27 3:04 PM How about instead of getting a new handyman, you just light a fire under the one you already have (i.e. boyfriend)? I've tried everything....and, I mean everything! He doesn't come around much anymore......I guess I either laughed at him too much or nagged him to death......who knows lol. Relationships are not my strong point lol. Idk why lol
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LRQHS Reg. Nov 2011	Posted 2014-03-27 3:09 PM Subject: RE: I have been looking for a handyman....
Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped Posts: 16390 Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :)	He probably thinks I'm after the finger money should he ever get it lol.
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mtcanchazer Reg. Apr 2012	Posted 2014-03-27 3:40 PM Subject: RE: I have been looking for a handyman....
Total Germophobe Posts: 6443 Location: Montana	LRQHS - 2014-03-27 2:09 PM He probably thinks I'm after the finger money should he ever get it lol.
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hoofs_in_motion Reg. Apr 2011	Posted 2014-03-27 3:41 PM Subject: RE: I have been looking for a handyman....
Undercover Amish Mafia Member Posts: 9992 Location: Kansas	LRQHS - 2014-03-27 3:09 PM He probably thinks I'm after the finger money should he ever get it lol.
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LRQHS Reg. Nov 2011	Posted 2014-03-27 3:47 PM Subject: RE: I have been looking for a handyman....
Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped Posts: 16390 Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :)	Lmao....I just had a mental picture of me pulling money out of his 2 fingered hand......he tries to hold on......but jussssssst can't lol. Edited by LRQHS 2014-03-27 3:48 PM
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barrelracr131 Reg. Aug 2011	Posted 2014-03-27 4:07 PM Subject: RE: I have been looking for a handyman....
Hungarian Midget Woman Location: Midwest	LRQHS - 2014-03-27 3:47 PM Lmao....I just had a mental picture of me pulling money out of his 2 fingered hand......he tries to hold on......but jussssssst can't lol. Lmao well lighting a fire under him won't help. He will just have a burned butt on top of the finger nubs
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Southtxponygirl Reg. Nov 2006	Posted 2014-03-27 5:25 PM Subject: RE: I have been looking for a handyman....
A Somebody to Everybody Posts: 41354 Location: Under The Big Sky Of Texas	barrelracr131 - 2014-03-27 4:07 PM LRQHS - 2014-03-27 3:47 PM Lmao....I just had a mental picture of me pulling money out of his 2 fingered hand......he tries to hold on......but jussssssst can't lol. Lmao well lighting a fire under him won't help. He will just have a burned butt on top of the finger nubs
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lindseylou2290 Reg. Aug 2013	Posted 2014-03-27 6:27 PM Subject: RE: I have been looking for a handyman....
Expert Posts: 2457	barrelracr131 - 2014-03-27 4:07 PM LRQHS - 2014-03-27 3:47 PM Lmao....I just had a mental picture of me pulling money out of his 2 fingered hand......he tries to hold on......but jussssssst can't lol. Lmao well lighting a fire under him won't help. He will just have a burned butt on top of the finger nubs OH snap!!! The mental pictures I have right now ... bahahaahh!!!
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mtcanchazer Reg. Apr 2012	Posted 2014-03-27 7:54 PM Subject: RE: I have been looking for a handyman....
Total Germophobe Posts: 6443 Location: Montana	lindseylou2290 - 2014-03-27 5:27 PM barrelracr131 - 2014-03-27 4:07 PM LRQHS - 2014-03-27 3:47 PM Lmao....I just had a mental picture of me pulling money out of his 2 fingered hand......he tries to hold on......but jussssssst can't lol. Lmao well lighting a fire under him won't help. He will just have a burned butt on top of the finger nubs OH snap!!! The mental pictures I have right now ... bahahaahh!!! I know, me too!
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texas taz Reg. Dec 2009	Posted 2014-03-28 9:16 AM Subject: RE: I have been looking for a handyman....
Elite Veteran Posts: 766 Location: Texas	I have to admit that I look for this thread everyday now!!!! I have laughed my make-up off!!!!! You ladies make my day.
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LRQHS Reg. Nov 2011	Posted 2014-03-28 9:54 AM Subject: RE: I have been looking for a handyman....
Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped Posts: 16390 Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :)	texas taz - 2014-03-28 9:16 AM I have to admit that I look for this thread everyday now!!!! I have laughed my make-up off!!!!! You ladies make my day. Yay! Happy to make you laugh!
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LRQHS Reg. Nov 2011	Posted 2014-03-28 10:07 AM Subject: RE: I have been looking for a handyman....
Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped Posts: 16390 Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :)	Hmmmmm.....what to talk about.....what to talk about now? Oh, I know, I'm just sitting here at work enjoying a nice big Latte......
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dianea Reg. Aug 2010	Posted 2014-03-28 10:18 AM Subject: RE: I have been looking for a handyman....
Extreme Veteran Posts: 336 Location: Missouri	That's it - Latte. Go buy him, bring him and George home, and get George to be your handyman. Voila. Problem solved!
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LRQHS Reg. Nov 2011	Posted 2014-03-28 10:26 AM Subject: RE: I have been looking for a handyman....
Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped Posts: 16390 Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :)	dianea - 2014-03-28 10:18 AM That's it - Latte. Go buy him, bring him and George home, and get George to be your handyman. Voila. Problem solved! Genius plan.....pure genius!!!
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texas taz Reg. Dec 2009	Posted 2014-03-28 2:41 PM Subject: RE: I have been looking for a handyman....
Elite Veteran Posts: 766 Location: Texas	I have ear plugs for sale to all in the tent city......
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