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svincent
Reg. Feb 2012
Posted 2014-04-15 7:03 PM
Subject: RE: You can't make this stuff up


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In Freakonomics they tell about a kid named ****head - pronounced Shehteed
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CanCan
Reg. May 2004
Posted 2014-04-15 7:39 PM
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 Figured I was the only person on here to have read that book.
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svincent
Reg. Feb 2012
Posted 2014-04-15 7:44 PM
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CanCan - 2014-04-15 7:39 PM

 Figured I was the only person on here to have read that book.

Oh gosh I LOVE that book, and the Super Freakonomics too!!
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BMW
Reg. Jan 2010
Posted 2014-04-15 8:10 PM
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What about the child named Meconia?
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Brrlracengirl
Reg. Jul 2012
Posted 2014-04-15 8:21 PM
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rollingrfarm - 2014-04-15 12:56 PM I see that car and its wonderful license plate fairly frequently in Dewitt, in a certain part of town called "the Hill".

I'm serious.  

 Good Ol' Dewitt!! 
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RodeoCowgirl4u
Reg. Aug 2012
Posted 2014-04-15 11:28 PM
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I used to work for a campaign company and we would have signature gatherers (those annoying guys who stand outside of Wal-Mart and ask if you want to sign to change legislature) go out and petition. One of the guys decided he was going to Compton/Watts. (The area where rappers Snoop Dogg or Dr. Dre grew up.) One name read:

Sh-trice (pronounced Chatrice) -the way I see it is she's only missing one letter from having an accident after eating Chinese food

There were two twins who signed:

Lem'Onjello (pronounced Lem On Jello with emphasis on the "On") and his brother Or'Ongejello (Or On Jello) Really??
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TurnLane
Reg. May 2007
Posted 2014-04-16 11:53 AM
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ACEINTHEHOLE - 2014-04-15 1:16 PM
TurnLane - 2014-04-15 1:09 PM Ok, this is 200% the truth- here in our hometown of Skiatook Okla there is a child named ABCD (pronounced Abakada if you can imagine?) and another named Female (pronounced like tamale)--- they are in grade school.  
Who are these kids, and why do I not know of them?   Oh, that's right, I live in Sperry and you live in that horrid Skiatook!  (shh! don't tell anyone your from Skiatook) LOL!  






Well Skiatook is a pretty fancy named town unlike Sperry- so it only makes sense that we have fancy named children!

I only learned of them while selling food to the district and they were going over the government paid lunch meals and these were two of the names enrolled that we were discussing.  
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halter_ego
Reg. Feb 2007
Posted 2014-04-16 12:53 PM
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Here's one for you...  pronounced La-mon-ga-low. Spelled Lemonjello. 
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ACEINTHEHOLE
Reg. Apr 2005
Posted 2014-04-16 1:02 PM
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TurnLane - 2014-04-16 11:53 AM
ACEINTHEHOLE - 2014-04-15 1:16 PM
TurnLane - 2014-04-15 1:09 PM Ok, this is 200% the truth- here in our hometown of Skiatook Okla there is a child named ABCD (pronounced Abakada if you can imagine?) and another named Female (pronounced like tamale)--- they are in grade school.  
Who are these kids, and why do I not know of them?   Oh, that's right, I live in Sperry and you live in that horrid Skiatook!  (shh! don't tell anyone your from Skiatook) LOL!  





Well Skiatook is a pretty fancy named town unlike Sperry- so it only makes sense that we have fancy named children!



I only learned of them while selling food to the district and they were going over the government paid lunch meals and these were two of the names enrolled that we were discussing.  

I was just joshing you due to all the people that tell you "please don't say you're from Sperry"... LOL!
 
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Three 4 Luck
Reg. Sep 2003
Posted 2014-04-16 2:36 PM
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RodeoCowgirl4u - 2014-04-15 11:28 PM I used to work for a campaign company and we would have signature gatherers (those annoying guys who stand outside of Wal-Mart and ask if you want to sign to change legislature) go out and petition. One of the guys decided he was going to Compton/Watts. (The area where rappers Snoop Dogg or Dr. Dre grew up.) One name read: Sh-trice (pronounced Chatrice) -the way I see it is she's only missing one letter from having an accident after eating Chinese food There were two twins who signed: Lem'Onjello (pronounced Lem On Jello with emphasis on the "On") and his brother Or'Ongejello (Or On Jello) Really??

Around here, they would spell that Sh'trice. 
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GraciousLegacy
Reg. Nov 2007
Posted 2014-04-16 3:36 PM
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I have worked in public schools for 20 years and every year I get new ones that make me go, huh?
M'Ryld... pronounced Emerald
King Allmighty...yep that's what his birth certificate says
Teemakorn......pronounced like it looks  tee-ma-corn


 

 
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Just Plain Lucky
Reg. Jun 2008
Posted 2014-04-16 4:00 PM
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Sweet jolly friggin ranchers....



Some of these names take the "I WANT MY LIL ANGEL TO BE A SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE" sentiment to a new level.

 
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winning edge
Reg. May 2006
Posted 2014-04-17 9:40 AM
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 I work at a lease to own type of company and when you don't make your payments and you won't answer your phone, we proceed to call your references.

My assistant pointed to her screen one day and asked,"How do I pronounce that name?"
I looked over at her screen and after processing what I saw, burst out laughing, then suggested she just ask for Ms Epps.

The name? Fellatia

I then had to explain to the 20 yr old assistant why that was so funny.
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