Yes, you wonderful people read that right. Ms honky tonk BiancaDonk, the world's most useless donkey, was INFACT returned today. Imagine that. Turns out, as the first ad mentioned, she does bite. SURPRISE! I was honest... what a shock.
Let me rephrase that first paragraph. I just drove 5 hours round trip to get the usless creature back after she bit the lady's kid, because surprise again, they fed her a boat load of cookies, because "that's how they know you love them"..... so yes, i drove 250 miles to get the donkey THAT I GAVE AWAY!
...... I've given up on finding her a home to be useless yard ornament at, because well, horse people far out crazy cat people on the crazy scale. There is only so many "does she enjoy cookies and being brushed?" messages a woman can handle before being driven to the depths of alcohol to numb the tears caused by you carrot stick wielding crack pots. So looks like she has her "forever home"... **** it.
So here she is, just a donkey, standing in front of all of facebook, asking for a boyfriend to love her.
BiancaDonk is looking for her soulmate... if she is going to burn hay, she might as well do something useful, like create a donkey hopefully more in apt to 'DONK' than she did. There is also a large piece of me praying that if she has a baby of her own and she may develop some sort of maternal instincts and decide to become a guard animal. Instead of the shell of a donkey she is with the IQ of a stick. (I kid you not she physically ate her own halter once... ate. It.)
She just turned 3 and before any of you voice our unasked for opinion, she is, in fact, of legal donkey age. This isn't To Catch a Predator.
Yes yes, I hear you "I've had a donkey once and she's too young to breed"... but my vet med experience says other wise. Her knees are closed. Her repro tract is developed, and I have purchased her a satin dancin dress because... well.... fancy don't let me down.....
BiancaDonk enjoys long strolls to the neighbors after letting herself out of her pen, serenading her loved ones at approximately 4pm every single day, and chewing the occasional lead rope in half. She is what you call "high maintenance"
Her preferences in a man include tall, dark and well endowed (we are talking ears you sickos)... someone who isnt the conversational type because she talks enough for the two of them, and understands this is a short term relationship. She only wants him around for approximately 90 days..... She has commitment issues. She just has too much life to live to be tied to one man. It's not you, it's her.
She would love to have an expensive man like a zebra, but you see, she still lives with her parents and we aren't paying for some fancy expensive man. So a Jack it is.
If you think you may have a soul mate for BiancaDonk please feel free to message me.
If you don't have a soulmate for BiancaDonk, but instead you have an over opinionated view of this ad, and you just HAVE TO voice it, we ask you to kindly redirect your hostility to your therapist because ain't nobody got time for that.....
Facebook people you failed me once finding her AND ugly filly a home, DON'T YOU DARE FAIL ME FINDING HER A BABY DADDY!