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scwebster Reg. Mar 2013	Posted 2017-04-04 11:04 AM Subject: Favorite funny auctioneer sayings
Expert Posts: 2128	What are some of your favorite auctioneer sayings? One of mine is "He will stop on a dime and give you change back". Edited by scwebster 2017-04-04 11:04 AM
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shakeit0410 Reg. Jun 2012	Posted 2017-04-04 11:32 AM Subject: RE: Favorite funny auctioneer sayings
Extreme Veteran Posts: 310 Location: North Dakota	Handier than a set of pliers
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scwebster Reg. Mar 2013	Posted 2017-04-04 11:35 AM Subject: RE: Favorite funny auctioneer sayings
Expert Posts: 2128	"Handy as the pocket on your shirt"
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linds Reg. Feb 2005	Posted 2017-04-04 12:32 PM Subject: RE: Favorite funny auctioneer sayings
Expert Posts: 2531 Location: WI	He's not an auctioneer, but posts on fb and always makes me laugh: 'broke as the Clintons' 'head and neck like Brad Pitt' 'ass like Kim Kardashian' 'moves around like your ex-wife when she's stalking you' 'sound as Walmart stock' 'stops as hard as Rosie O'Donnel at an all u can eat buffet'
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BamaCanChaser Reg. Nov 2012	Posted 2017-04-04 12:35 PM Subject: RE: Favorite funny auctioneer sayings
Expert Posts: 2097 Location: Deep South	Sound as WalMart stock. Stop harder than a cop at a donut shop.
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scwebster Reg. Mar 2013	Posted 2017-04-04 1:20 PM Subject: RE: Favorite funny auctioneer sayings
Expert Posts: 2128	linds - 2017-04-04 12:32 PM He's not an auctioneer, but posts on fb and always makes me laugh: 'broke as the Clintons' 'head and neck like Brad Pitt' 'ass like Kim Kardashian' 'moves around like your ex-wife when she's stalking you' 'sound as Walmart stock' 'stops as hard as Rosie O'Donnel at an all u can eat buffet' Broke as the Clintons LOL!!!
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Mighty Broke Reg. Jul 2004	Posted 2017-04-04 2:08 PM Subject: RE: Favorite funny auctioneer sayings
Guys Just Wanna Have Fun Posts: 5530 Location: OH	What is another 100---you're already paying 500 more than he is worth.
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ND3canAddict Reg. Sep 2003	Posted 2017-04-04 2:36 PM Subject: RE: Favorite funny auctioneer sayings
Straight Shooter Posts: 5725 Location: SW North Dakota	Calf roping horses- "Stops so hard, he's killed more calves than scours."
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BS Hauler Reg. Jan 2012	Posted 2017-04-04 3:01 PM Subject: RE: Favorite funny auctioneer sayings
Expert Posts: 1314 Location: North Central Iowa Land of white frozen grass	Mighty Broke: That one just made my day. I think that a lot of us have thought that in our heads when we bought a new horse.
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Southtxponygirl Reg. Nov 2006	Posted 2017-04-04 3:15 PM Subject: RE: Favorite funny auctioneer sayings
A Somebody to Everybody Posts: 41354 Location: Under The Big Sky Of Texas	Mighty Broke - 2017-04-04 2:08 PM What is another 100---you're already paying 500 more than he is worth. This is the best one I have ever heard
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paysonw Reg. Aug 2008	Posted 2017-04-05 2:06 PM Subject: RE: Favorite funny auctioneer sayings
Expert Posts: 1257 Location: Colorado plains standing on a goat head!	"Keep raisin' your hand! I'll tell you when to stop!" lol
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