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Location: Gainesville, TX | I need a pick me up so I think really funny stories from everyone's family or kids would be great.
One of my favorites is from when I was growing up. My little brother got in trouble in church during the prayer so my dad picked him up to 'take him out back.' I have old fashioned parents so what was coming was obvious. As he picked him up and started to carry him out, my brother started yelling "Help me, help me" to the entire church, which then burst out laughing. I think my brother was 6 or so at the time. |
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| When I was about 2 or 3, I think I wanted to be a nudist. I hated clothes. Still do but too fat, soooo... Anyways! My mom and I were in lead-line class. I got hot and started hollering "I'm Hot!" and taking off my hat, my shirt etc, right there in line.
I also used to frustrate my parents with my young wisdom because they didn't think of things first.
We were putting in a new gate. We had an old gate that we took down that was braced by a couple of metal t-posts. Well it was dryer than dry in hard clay. No tractor, so getting the posts out was becoming quite a challenge. Everyone was standing around staring at the dirt wishing it was muddy. So I piped up. "Why don't you pour water on it??" And just like that, mud! LOL! Fence post didn't take long to exit the ground. |
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Location: Gainesville, TX | Nateracer - 2017-05-09 12:10 PM
When I was about 2 or 3, I think I wanted to be a nudist. Â I hated clothes. Â Still do but too fat, soooo... Â Â Anyways! Â My mom and I were in lead-line class. Â I got hot and started hollering "I'm Hot!" Â and taking off my hat, my shirt etc, right there in line.
I also used to frustrate my parents with my young wisdom because they didn't think of things first. Â
We were putting in a new gate. Â We had an old gate that we took down that was braced by a couple of metal t-posts. Â Well it was dryer than dry in hard clay. Â No tractor, so getting the posts out was becoming quite a challenge. Â Everyone was standing around staring at the dirt wishing it was muddy. Â So I piped up. Â "Why don't you pour water on it??" Â And just like that, mud! Â LOL! Fence post didn't take long to exit the ground. Â Â
That's so funny. My mom said my brother was also a bit of a nudist as a young boy. One time, she just went to the bathroom and he was playing in the living room. She came out to find him half way down the street bare butted. |
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| oija - 2017-05-09 12:15 PM Nateracer - 2017-05-09 12:10 PM When I was about 2 or 3, I think I wanted to be a nudist. I hated clothes. Still do but too fat, soooo... Anyways! My mom and I were in lead-line class. I got hot and started hollering "I'm Hot!" and taking off my hat, my shirt etc, right there in line.
I also used to frustrate my parents with my young wisdom because they didn't think of things first.
We were putting in a new gate. We had an old gate that we took down that was braced by a couple of metal t-posts. Well it was dryer than dry in hard clay. No tractor, so getting the posts out was becoming quite a challenge. Everyone was standing around staring at the dirt wishing it was muddy. So I piped up. "Why don't you pour water on it??" And just like that, mud! LOL! Fence post didn't take long to exit the ground. That's so funny. My mom said my brother was also a bit of a nudist as a young boy. One time, she just went to the bathroom and he was playing in the living room. She came out to find him half way down the street bare butted.
I was the same way. Go outside to play and mom would look out and my clothes would be in a pile. lol |
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Location: Kansas | I seriously laugh every time I think of this event:
so my sister and I were riding the bus home from school one day (both in middle school) I believe I had to of been around 11-12 years old and my sister was around 10. As we are riding home, a horrible horrible smell fills the entire bus. We all scream EWWWWW as we thought the bus drivers baby had pooped her diaper. Further into the ride, I scoot up to the seat my sister was sitting in.....low and behold, kelcey had pooped her pants. It was ALL OVER THE BUS SEAT, and she was literally (not even kidding you) shoving her poop into her book bag because she was afraid all the other kids would make fun of her.
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Location: California | One of my favorites was when me and a couple of friends were riding our horses. We used to always mess around-do goofy things like stand and try to walk or stuff like that!
My friend had been working on her horses sliding stops-he wasn't the best, hardly ever stopped on a dime anyway let alone slide... Well this time she yelled "ho!" and he actually stopped, and her butt went flying in the air into the sand. She wasn't hurt or anything, it was a soft landing. We were all cracking up for a while. |
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Location: In The Snow, AZ | hoofs_in_motion - 2017-05-09 10:25 AM
I seriously laugh every time I think of this event:
so my sister and I were riding the bus home from school one day (both in middle school) I believe I had to of been around 11-12 years old and my sister was around 10. As we are riding home, a horrible horrible smell fills the entire bus. We all scream EWWWWW as we thought the bus drivers baby had pooped her diaper. Further into the ride, I scoot up to the seat my sister was sitting in.....low and behold, kelcey had pooped her pants. It was ALL OVER THE BUS SEAT, and she was literally (not even kidding you) shoving her poop into her book bag because she was afraid all the other kids would make fun of her.
my god, I'm dying of laughter right now Â
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| I'm drawing a blank on stories right now...but these are some videos I watch that can always make me laugh =]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-EStdvjd_8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FaRl_h2G5M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsGYh8AacgY
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Location: Buffalo, Wyoming | My Niece who just turned 3 this last weekend....
She had helped me clean up my dogs poop at my grandparents house and she insisted that everything in the yard was Lil Dog's poop. Fast forward about a month her and I were walking out of a diner and there was a little part of the parking lot that was crumbling. She asked me if it was Lil Dogs poop and I told her no it was the road. "Oh it is road poop!?" Yes Ridge that is exactly what is it! LOL
Another time I was FaceTiming her and she was just in her diaper. I asked her if she was naked.... "Bacon? Yes I bacon on my sandwich today!"
This little girl is the light of my life and is so funny!
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| 3 must be a magic number lol
My niece, who turned 3 in February, is also a member of the nudist colony. So one morning her mama helps her put her shoes on and they're ready to leave for pre-school. She comes back into the room and Haylee is stark naked and her mom asks "what are you doing? where are your clothes?" and the response she got was "MOMMY I JUST LIKE THE FREEDOM!" |
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Location: Under The Big Sky Of Texas | rpreast - 2017-05-09 1:19 PM 3 must be a magic number lol My niece, who turned 3 in February, is also a member of the nudist colony. So one morning her mama helps her put her shoes on and they're ready to leave for pre-school. She comes back into the room and Haylee is stark naked and her mom asks "what are you doing? where are your clothes?" and the response she got was "MOMMY I JUST LIKE THE FREEDOM!"
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Location: Kansas | oija - 2017-05-09 11:46 AM I need a pick me up so I think really funny stories from everyone's family or kids would be great. One of my favorites is from when I was growing up. My little brother got in trouble in church during the prayer so my dad picked him up to 'take him out back.' I have old fashioned parents so what was coming was obvious. As he picked him up and started to carry him out, my brother started yelling "Help me, help me" to the entire church, which then burst out laughing. I think my brother was 6 or so at the time.
My little brother walked out the front door after the service, unzipped his pants and peed on the steps.
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Location: Under The Big Sky Of Texas | When my oldest son was in Kinder he got sick and I went to go pick him up at school, his teacher had the giggles and she told me one of the little girls that was always sitting with him was so sad he was going home, she was telling her teacher that she was so sad that Chris was leaving that her eyes were wanting to cry. I thought that was so cute  |
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Location: Illinois | Frodo - 2017-05-09 1:34 PM
oija - 2017-05-09 11:46 AM I need a pick me up so I think really funny stories from everyone's family or kids would be great. One of my favorites is from when I was growing up. My little brother got in trouble in church during the prayer so my dad picked him up to 'take him out back.' I have old fashioned parents so what was coming was obvious. As he picked him up and started to carry him out, my brother started yelling "Help me, help me" to the entire church, which then burst out laughing. I think my brother was 6 or so at the time.
My little brother walked out the front door after the service, unzipped his pants and peed on the steps.Â
My little cousin and his parents were at the beach.... They told this story when they came home...
Cousin was probably 6 at the time. While they were at the water park apparently cousin all of the sudden had to pee... like really bad. His father told him to "discretely" go into the water. Cousin had no clue what discretely meant. He dropped his trunks like a toddler in the shallow end... They asked the my aunt, uncle, and children to leave shortly after...
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Location: Gainesville, TX | Here's another one. So I am a twin. My sister and I were 4 or so. My mom was so excited because she was coteaching our Sunday School class with this one lady who was fairly well-to-do. This lady invited my mom over to talk about planning a little girl's tea party for the class. We were instructed to go out in the back yard and play with this other mom's little girl while they were planning. My mom said she was so proud and she felt really classy talking with this other lady. Then the lady's little girl came running back inside saying "Momma, Robin and Karen are pooping in the back yard." Evidently we really needed to go so we just dropped trow and went.
Anyway, years later we are watching the NFR and Bennette Barrington is running. My dad points and says, "Hey Karen, you and your sister pooped in her backyard."
So that's my primary claim to barrel racing fame. I pooped in Bennette Barrington's back yard, at least according to my mom and dad. |
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Location: Arkansas | Seems there's a theme here. . .
Chan was probably 3 or so, and being a farm kid in the wide open, when he needed to winkle, he just did it where he was. . . My cousin and her husband were driving down our road and C was in the back yard (over an acre from the road) with his back to them. They honked as they went by----and he turned around waving with one hand and peeing with the other!!!! They still delight in telling ANYONE that will listen about this story---16 years later and to my son's eternal embarrassment. And now I've shared it with all of y'all. Lord I hope he never hears of this  |
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| hoofs_in_motion - 2017-05-09 12:25 PM I seriously laugh every time I think of this event:
so my sister and I were riding the bus home from school one day (both in middle school) I believe I had to of been around 11-12 years old and my sister was around 10. As we are riding home, a horrible horrible smell fills the entire bus. We all scream EWWWWW as we thought the bus drivers baby had pooped her diaper. Further into the ride, I scoot up to the seat my sister was sitting in.....low and behold, kelcey had pooped her pants. It was ALL OVER THE BUS SEAT, and she was literally (not even kidding you) shoving her poop into her book bag because she was afraid all the other kids would make fun of her.
my god, I'm dying of laughter right now
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Location: "Si Fi" Ville | Everyone that knows me well knows that I am a creature of habit. I always wear, every night, when I go to bed, my fluffy soft comfy Jammie's and fuzzy socks. I pile up in the midst of my "nest" of 8 big pillows and usually am lulled to sleep by the faint glow of the tv with the same ole Harry Potter DVD that I can never manage to stay awake to till the end.
This one particular night, as I am trying with the last bit of fight left in me, one eye half open,struggling to make it to the the end of the movie, I see something swoop over my bed. Being as I am watching Harry Potter with its blue fairies, owls, and dementors, I pass it off as a sleepy eyed hallucination. But I did focus the one eye towards the ceiling because part of brain that was actually in gear at the time refused to let me close the other eye. Then, without warning , the apparition appears out of nowhere this time zipping past my head, leaving no doubt this was no apparition of a tired mind. I sat up and saw that "it" had retreated to my bathroom. I eased out of bed, slipping into the bathroom, stealthily my
Fingers found the light switch. With one delft flick and illumination filled every corner. I eased around with the grace of a cat burglar, checking every nook and cranny with no avail. After a few minutes I surmised that I hadn't seen what I saw and reached once again for the switch. But wait.... I hadn't checked under the vanity. I slipped to my hands and knees and peered left then right. All of a sudden I see two beady eyes peering back at me, I jump to my feet which in turn caused a chain reaction. "It" shot out from under the vanity and up one leg of my fuzzy Jammies! At some point during the chaos, all the other portions of my brain become fully awake as it is fast approaching my face!!! I manage to knock it off and as it is flinging thru the air, it dawns on me what it is. It's a dang flying squirrel!!!! I manage to somehow kick the shower door open as he is flying thru the air and he lands in it as I kick it shut behind him in my best Kung Fu move! At this point he's scared of his wits and I think I peed my Jammie's!! He's doing laps around the shower wall like one of those motorcycle daredevils at the Sturgis rally's in a round pen style configuration. Then comes the conversation with myself. What do I do now????? I don't want this to end up like the snake, weed eater, and 4 wheeler debacle I had the week before which did not turn out to well. Long story again. Poor planning. Then light bulb comes on. I will get my husbands fishing catch net and trap him in it! Sounds good... real good! I find a flashlight, go out the door, take cover off boat and find it straight away. What luck!!! I trudge back to the house and to the bathroom, prepared and equipped for battle, somewhat proud how well I manage while hubby is gone. I slip up to the door of the shower. The squirrel is ready and prepped like a starter at the Olympics waiting for the shot signaling the start of the race!!! I flung open the door and the son of a gun runs up my Jammie's leg AGAIN. I FLUNG HIM BACK IN THE SHOWER AGAIN, slamming door with him! I peer thru the glass and he's doing wall laps. So I think. What if I get him tired like a horse in the round pen? So I go to flinging sock after sock over the door till I ran out, then underwear, shirts, towels, jeans finally he is buried. He gives up. I catch him. Get my keys drive my car3 miles down the road and turned him loose, back home, back to bed and no more Harry Potter for me. |
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Location: ~Kansas~ | My niece was 2 or 3 at the zoo with her family, when they got to the turkeys she asked the turkey if he was ready to be on her sandwich. Everyone died laughing and the zoo worker was just shocked that she understand where her turkey came from :)
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