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 Queen Boobie
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Location: I'm lost - please tell me, I'm not on BHW again!!! | I know this may sound strange coming from me, but I ran out of ideas how to torture my husband on April Fools................. Any Ideas? |
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 Food Finder
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Location: PA | My kids are grown so if I told him I was expecting, he would have a heart attack. |
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 Aspiring to write the perfect post...
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Location: Central Oregon | uh uh Tell him your PG, have a test strip the right color, go by a box of diapers.... |
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 Friend To All
Location: OK, KS STATE LINE |  |
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Aspiring to write the perfect post...
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Location: Central Oregon | wow pepper we must have been typing at the same time! do do do do scary.... |
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 Nosey!
Posts: 6621
Location: Oregon | tell him i'm coming to live with ya'll and bringing my horses and dogs!! |
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Queen Boobie
Posts: 16414
Location: I'm lost - please tell me, I'm not on BHW again!!! | There you go Doll!! See the problem with being Pregnant right now, is it's not the right time of month, if you know what I mean, so that wouldn't work. I love watching his chin drop to the ground so I would jump on that quick, but it won't work this time. |
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 Lady Di
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Location: Oklahoma | Tell him you had a child before you met him, and you didn't want him to know, but he/she called and is coming to visit tomorrow....... |
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Aspiring to write the perfect post...
Posts: 1209
Location: Central Oregon | I don't know what type of rig you drive. But you could go rent the most expensive thing you can or test drive. Tell him you just decided life to to short to not have a great rig to drive. Can you rent hummers? |
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Got Bassetts?
| Tell him you're homosexual! Really, I like the "go rent something REALLY expensive" idea and say you blew the savings on it or something. Or borrow a horse from a friend and say you took out a loan and payed like, $95000 for it (Best if its a yearling)
Edited by Spurs 2004-03-31 10:50 AM
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Queen Boobie
Posts: 16414
Location: I'm lost - please tell me, I'm not on BHW again!!! | Wow, those all good!!! I think I'm going to try them all!!! I've wanted a Cadillac Escalade forever (you know they are only $57,000) and I think I should go and rent one for the day!!! Plus I love the previous child part (since his family really thought that or that was a rumor they made up and tickled me becuase it's fun to know they are thinking of me - LOL), then a homosexual, he might really like that, then I would be scared! LOL |
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Nosey!
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Location: Oregon | You can rent a hooker and the lac (cadillac escalade) for a day!!! |
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Got Bassetts?
| Or, you could tell him you've given up BHW! You'll have to update us on what you end up and do to him! |
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Lady Di
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Location: Oklahoma | Or you could hide the TV and say you read where TV watching causes Alzheimers, so you wanted to safeguard his health and threw it out.....I know that one would KILL my husband...He'd probably kill ME before he found out the truth. Or you could hide the most expensive vehicle you own and tell him you did $15K worth of damage to it, but you didn't want your insurance rates to go up, so you didn't report it..... |
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 Double Trouble
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Location: Whosuredaddy... | Originally written by Where Am I? on 2004-03-31 11:48 AM
Wow, those all good!!! I think I'm going to try them all!!! I've wanted a Cadillac Escalade forever (you know they are only $57,000) and I think I should go and rent one for the day!!! Plus I love the previous child part (since his family really thought that or that was a rumor they made up and tickled me becuase it's fun to know they are thinking of me - LOL), then a homosexual, he might really like that, then I would be scared! LOL Does he ride or have a horse of his own? If so, hide him somewhere and tell him that someone offered $1000 and you figured that it was worth it. Although that may be a little risky. |
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Queen Boobie
Posts: 16414
Location: I'm lost - please tell me, I'm not on BHW again!!! | Wow, these are all good ideas!!!!! Now my head is spinning - I want to do them all!!!! (Your feeling sorry for my husband right now aren't you?) - the bad thing is, is I'm always like this. LOL |
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Nosey!
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Location: Oregon | tell him for some extra $$ you started doing some nude modeling ...... or tell him you bought some more horses!!!!You traded 1 for 3!! that always gets 'em |
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Queen Boobie
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Location: I'm lost - please tell me, I'm not on BHW again!!! | Originally written by dollbaby on 2004-03-31 9:22 AM tell him for some extra $$ you started doing some nude modeling ...... or tell him you bought some more horses!!!!You traded 1 for 3!! that always gets 'em That's great!!! Except if I told him nude modeling he may never stop laughing!!! |
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