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Location: I'm lost - please tell me, I'm not on BHW again!!! | So far I got up last night and scraped the white out of the oreos and filled them toothpaste, tonight my hubby's snack is going to be yummy! I'm still trying to figure out how to grab that Cadillic Esclade............... |
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 Aspiring to write the perfect post...
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Location: Central Oregon | oh YUK! I want it to go on record that the toothpaste was NOT one of my suggestions. ewww ick. |
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| huh?? whats with the escalade? I hate missing a day on the board |
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  Living on the edge of common sense
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Location: Carpenter, WY | We're swamped here at work so when I came in this morning and my boss was already here I called in sick from the receptionist desk Glad I'm not up for review anytime soon. |
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Queen Boobie
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Location: I'm lost - please tell me, I'm not on BHW again!!! | Originally written by burn3wi on 2004-04-01 8:29 AM
huh?? whats with the escalade? I hate missing a day on the board See that's what I want really bad (a very expensive vehicle that we can't afford) but I want one, so I wish there was some way I could rent it for a day and tell him that I bought it! |
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Queen Boobie
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Location: I'm lost - please tell me, I'm not on BHW again!!! | That's great Teeehaha - what has anyone else done so far? |
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 Entertainer of the Year....
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Location: Little House on the Prairie, SD | I pretended to be interested in my co-worker's menopause and THAT was the biggest April Fools of all!! |
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| Hmmm lets see... A couple years ago I bought some magnetic "bullet holes" and stuck them on my Dad's truck (he is OBSESSIVE about his truck, stopped and wiped it down by hand 4 times on the way to Oklahoma, washes it twice a week, etc,etc). Well I took my .22 and shot it off a few times after strategically placing the bullet holes on his truck (they looked REAL). Then stood outside and waited for my dad to come out. I had that "whoops" look on my face, and let me tell you I thought that man was going to CRY... or murder me. That was a good one. Another time I pretended that I cut off my finger with a butcher knife and wrapped my hand in a ketchup soaked napkin, thought my boyfriend at the time was going to pass out. Then theres always the classic tie a rubber band around the head of the spray nozzle on the sink so when someone goes to run the water they get blasted.... an oldie, but a goodie |
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| Originally written by Where Am I? on 2004-04-01 10:30 AM Originally written by burn3wi on 2004-04-01 8:29 AM
huh?? whats with the escalade? I hate missing a day on the board See that's what I want really bad (a very expensive vehicle that we can't afford) but I want one, so I wish there was some way I could rent it for a day and tell him that I bought it! Do they let you test drive them and bring them home for a night? They do here. you could do that |
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Location: Washington State | Last year I borrowed 4 "extra" horses and put them in my pastures before my husband got home. He just about had a stroke when I told him I had gotten such a good deal that I had to have them. He was ticked all night. I took them back to my friends the next day. He was pretty relieved when he found out I hadn't really bought them. |
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 Double Trouble
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Location: Whosuredaddy... | Applications are due today for our grants and a co-worker asked me to review her pages on the table of contents to make sure everything matched up before she copied it with page numbers. Last time the applications were due she had messed that up and already had 5 copies of a 500 page application ready. So today, she asked me to review it and when I went back in to give it to her I said "We have some major problems", he face sunk. I thought she was going to get sick! Then I told her April Fools. She called me a stinker! Do I stink? |
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 Deja Vu Queen
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Location: southern Ohio | Originally written by DoubleUFarms on 2004-04-01 11:49 AM Applications are due today for our grants and a co-worker asked me to review her pages on the table of contents to make sure everything matched up before she copied it with page numbers. Last time the applications were due she had messed that up and already had 5 copies of a 500 page application ready. So today, she asked me to review it and when I went back in to give it to her I said "We have some major problems", he face sunk. I thought she was going to get sick! Then I told her April Fools. She called me a stinker! Do I stink? [/QUOTE ] No way...that was a sweet prank! Way to go! |
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Queen Boobie
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Location: I'm lost - please tell me, I'm not on BHW again!!! | Those are great guys!!! Keep them coming!!!! |
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 Queen Boobie 2
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| Yessss! You all are so good at April Fool's day! I just lack the imagination. OH, I know, we have a little one testicled stud colt we haven't cut yet, I ought to tell the boy toy that I saw him breed the calf roping mare!! He would set a land speed record to the vet's to pick up lutelyse! |
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| Originally written by bennie1 on 2004-04-01 11:00 AM
Yessss! You all are so good at April Fool's day! I just lack the imagination. OH, I know, we have a little one testicled stud colt we haven't cut yet, I ought to tell the boy toy that I saw him breed the calf roping mare!! He would set a land speed record to the vet's to pick up lutelyse! OMG he would die--you should add that you are pretty sure she settled since it happened a while back and she hasn't come back in-I would love to see his face!!! |
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Location: Florida | Man, you guys crack me up!! The only thing I did today was I almost got one of my co-workers to sign her check over to me.......muahhahahaa. |
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| I told my 6th graders that the administration has mandated and end of the year comprhensive exam--so all they needed was a few sheets of notebook paper and 2 pencils; there would be 100 short answer questions in various subject areas--poor things they believed me--you should have see their facesLOL LOL |
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Queen Boobie 2
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| Originally written by squarepeggy on 2004-04-01 11:11 AM
I told my 6th graders that the administration has mandated and end of the year comprhensive exam--so all they needed was a few sheets of notebook paper and 2 pencils; there would be 100 short answer questions in various subject areas--poor things they believed me--you should have see their facesLOL LOL
You are evil!!! I would have loved to seen a whole classroom go silent when they heard this!!
Oh wouldn't the B/F freak if anything happened to that "precious" mare?!! I should do this.
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| Originally written by bennie1 on 2004-04-01 11:18 AM Originally written by squarepeggy on 2004-04-01 11:11 AM I told my 6th graders that the administration has mandated and end of the year comprhensive exam--so all they needed was a few sheets of notebook paper and 2 pencils; there would be 100 short answer questions in various subject areas--poor things they believed me--you should have see their facesLOL LOL You are evil!!! I would d to seen a whole classroom go silent when they heard this!!Oh wouldn't the B/F freak if anything happened to that "precious" mare?!! I should do this. |
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Forever Tan
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Location: Wisconsin | What I did this morning cracked me up!!! I changed around a few letters on a co-workers keyboard, so when she was typing it was messed up! Talk about ROFLMAO She was typing email and kept hitting backspace ands retyping for a good 5 minutes, then she stared at her keyboard and still had no clue the letters were switched!! FINALLY she asked me to come over and I couldn't help but laugh and then I told her! I was called a brat |
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