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Location: South Dakota | Here is your dose of humor...Follow the instructions to find your new
name. Once you have your new name, put it in the Subject box and
forward it to friends and family and co-workers.
Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent it to you, so
they know you participated.
And don't go all adult- my son-in-law's senior manager is now known far
and wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer.
The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants
And the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey. The evil
Professor forces everyone to assume new names......
Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
> a = poopsie b = lumpy
> c = buttercup d = gadget
> e = crusty f = greasy
> g = fluffy h = cheeseball
> i = chim-chim j = stinky
> k = flunky l = boobie
> m = pinky n = zippy
> o = goober p = doofus
> q = slimy r = loopy
> s = snotty t = tootie
> u = dorkey v = squeezit
> w = oprah x = skipper
> y = dinky z = zsa-zsa
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Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of
your new last name:
> a = apple b = toilet
> c = giggle d = burger
> e = girdle f = barf
> g = lizard h = waffle
> i = cootie j = monkey
> k = potty l = liver
> m = banana n = rhino
> o = bubble p = hamster
> q = toad r = gizzard
> s = pizza t = gerbil
> u = chicken v = pickle
> w = chuckle x = tofu
> y = gorilla z = stinker
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Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of
your new last name:
> a = head b = mouth
> c = face d = nose
> e = tush f = breath
> g = pants h = shorts
> i = lips j = honker
> k = butt l = brain
> m = tushie n = chunks
> o = hiney p = biscuits
> q = toes r = buns
> s = fanny t = sniffer
> u = sprinkles v = kisser
> w = squirt x = humperdinck
> y = brains z = juice
Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts.
Now when you SEND THIS ON...use your new name as the subject. And
remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh
an average of 4 times a day.
Put more laughter in your day.
Pass It On
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 We Have Poop!
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Location: dead end road | I am NOT a zippy gerbal squirt... |
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Got Bassetts?
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Location: Fort Polk Louisiana | Im Stinky Apple Biscuits |
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 Triple Extra-Ordinaire
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Location: Okla | Oh well, I'm Stinky Pickle Chunks! |
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 Nosey!
Posts: 6621
Location: Oregon | Boobie AppleBrain |
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Simons Stalker
Posts: 2065
Location: Grandfield, OK | How about Boobie Cootie Brain? |
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 Barrel Racing Barbie in Training
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Location: Somewhere Down in Texas | Well I'm just Snotty Waffe cauz I don't have a 4th letter in my last name.  |
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 Queen Boobie
Posts: 16414
Location: I'm lost - please tell me, I'm not on BHW again!!! | I'm BOOBIE BUBBLETUSH |
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 "Spaz-tacular"!!
Posts: 20309
Location: Bennett, CO | Hi All...I am Zippy Gerblebutt |
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 Elite Veteran
Posts: 620
Location: The Road Less Traveled | Loopy Appletush - just checking in with ya! |
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 Straight Shooter
Posts: 5725
Location: SW North Dakota | Crusty Girdlesniffer. AWWWW! First I'm Bagdug the Ugly, and now THIS??? |
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 Ms. Mississippi
Posts: 2225
Location: In my own little HOT world | I am a greasy barf nose!!!. i have been called Worse! |
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 On The Brink
Posts: 7945
Location: Teetering on the edge of certain regressions | Hey, I don't resemble this!!! Dorky Bubblebuns |
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 Bling Queen
Posts: 8861
Location: No Clue | 
 Hey board buddies, I'm Poopsie Girdlebuns!!!
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Posts: 281
Location: Tennessee | Chim-chim Chickenchunks for me......??? |
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 Belle of the Ball
Location: AR/OK State Line | Poopsie Apple Sniffer |
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 Last Comedian Standing 
Posts: 10919
Location: South Texas | Originally written by Where Am I? on 2004-03-29 10:26 AM
I'm BOOBIE BUBBLETUSH Now I know this really works now....LOL
I just wish this post hadn't gotten started because now you will becoming up with all these horrible colt names.....they should have just called this thread... Name WAI's new colts.....OMG By the way when is Curly Turtle due??? |
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Expert
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Location: Arizona | Crusty Apple Chunks What' sup with that! |
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 More Famous than Dr Phil
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