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Location: home for the winter...what a dumb idea | Having fun on a Saturday night consists of eating romon drinking beer by your self and watching open season... ,........after you put the little monster to bed... |
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Location: home for the winter...what a dumb idea | Ok well guess I am the only one who saw the humer in that.....btw open season 3 is funny. |
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Location: Where ever there's sunshine! | Hubby and I are soon to be parents and just watched disposable me 2. I love disposable me and he'd never seen it. I too see your humor!! |
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 Dancing in my Mind
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Location: Eastern OH but my heart is in WV | you know you are a mom when...."you work all day, rush home to haul your daughter to show and stay up until 1:00 a.m. so she can run in a set of barrels"  |
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The Resident Destroyer of Liberal Logic
Location: PNW | .... The chance to use the bathroom with the door shut is like a small vacation. |
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| ... you are nursing baby it two min intervals in between nearly dieing of a stomach virus .... omg this is awful.
... you get one cookie out of an entire batch because some how all 36 got eaten when your doing your chores
One time I grounded the oldest from tv, so I had to watch the early inspector gadget and Scooby doo whiel she was at school .... totally not ashamed :-D |
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Dancing in my Mind
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Location: Eastern OH but my heart is in WV | della - 2014-07-27 2:47 AM
... you are nursing baby it two min intervals in between nearly dieing of a stomach virus .... omg this is awful.
... you get one cookie out of an entire batch because some how all 36 got eaten when your doing your chores
One time I grounded the oldest from tv, so I had to watch the early inspector gadget and Scooby doo whiel she was at school .... totally not ashamed :-D
Hope you are feeling better soon! |
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Location: Texas | When you eat cookies in the laundry room Bc your 4 yr old can smell anything food related. |
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Extreme Veteran
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Location: Texas | When you eat cookies in the laundry room Bc your 4 yr old can smell anything food related. |
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Location: 100 miles from Nowhere, AR | della - 2014-07-27 2:47 AM
... you are nursing baby it two min intervals in between nearly dieing of a stomach virus .... omg this is awful.
... you get one cookie out of an entire batch because some how all 36 got eaten when your doing your chores
One time I grounded the oldest from tv, so I had to watch the early inspector gadget and Scooby doo whiel she was at school .... totally not ashamed :-D
Oh gosh, I hope your virus leaves soon! Memories...I'm glad that time in my life is over.
Totally identify with sneaking the kid shows. I was addicted to the Backyardigans at one point. And then The Legends of Chima. I hardly ever watch TV...don't know what kind of crack they sneak into those shows to draw you in like that. LOL
Another way you know you're a mom is when one of your own horses gets voted off the island so your daughter can get the horse she needs to continue her horsey education. That's if she doesn't just steal your good one. |
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Location: 100 miles from Nowhere, AR | lzysranch - 2014-07-27 9:17 AM
When you eat cookies in the laundry room Bc your 4 yr old can smell anything food related.
I had brownies for breakfast in the bathroom with the door locked once because I didn't want mine to see my bad example. |
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Location: Texas | Three 4 Luck - 2014-07-27 9:28 AM
lzysranch - 2014-07-27 9:17 AM
When you eat cookies in the laundry room Bc your 4 yr old can smell anything food related.
I had brownies for breakfast in the bathroom with the door locked once because I didn't want mine to see my bad example.
A woman after my own heart! Haha |
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The Resident Destroyer of Liberal Logic
Location: PNW | della - 2014-07-27 2:47 AM
... you are nursing baby it two min intervals in between nearly dieing of a stomach virus .... omg this is awful.
... you get one cookie out of an entire batch because some how all 36 got eaten when your doing your chores
One time I grounded the oldest from tv, so I had to watch the early inspector gadget and Scooby doo whiel she was at school .... totally not ashamed :-D
Oh that's rough! Prayers for a quick recovery!! |
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Location: home for the winter...what a dumb idea | We don't have tv so no adicing kids shows here....just movies. I don't have to worry about him stealing my horse. I sold it 2 months ago. But yes I sneak cookies in the bathroom...lol |
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| Awe thank you all, id never been quite thar sick before lol. Diffently on the way up today! |
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Location: Oklahoma | We find ourselves watching Phineus and Ferb after she goes to bed... we love the animated movies... Open Season 3 is great.... especially with beer |
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Location: Texas | You know you're a mom when:
- You leave the bathroom door open to potty...someone is going to open it anyway. And if you shut it and lock it, the screaming on the other side makes you think someone is dying.
- Going through the car wash by yourself is a vacation. (Heck, going anywhere by yourself is a vacation.)
- You sneak food in the pantry so you don't have to share.
- You split your shower tasks - one day you shampoo, the next one you shave your legs.
- You shower at night so you can get ready in under 15 minutes the next day.
- Doing your hair means combing it before putting it in a ponytail.
- Your idea of a great time is taking a nap. Who cares that it's done with your kids and the dishes and laundry aren't done.
- You have seen every episode of every show your kid watches. Even better, you also watch them in your sleep.
I am so there. Proud mommy of a 5 year old and 5 month old.
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Location: In The Snow, AZ | aggiejudger - 2014-07-28 9:37 AM You know you're a mom when:
- You leave the bathroom door open to potty...someone is going to open it anyway. And if you shut it and lock it, the screaming on the other side makes you think someone is dying.
- Going through the car wash by yourself is a vacation. (Heck, going anywhere by yourself is a vacation.)
- You sneak food in the pantry so you don't have to share.
- You split your shower tasks - one day you shampoo, the next one you shave your legs.
- You shower at night so you can get ready in under 15 minutes the next day.
- Doing your hair means combing it before putting it in a ponytail.
- Your idea of a great time is taking a nap. Who cares that it's done with your kids and the dishes and laundry aren't done.
- You have seen every episode of every show your kid watches. Even better, you also watch them in your sleep.
I am so there. Proud mommy of a 5 year old and 5 month old.
Yessssssssssssssssssss
Also a proud mama of a 5 year old. Spot on. |
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