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      Location: oklahoma | 3KissHit - 2013-12-15 7:16 PM Hey everyone......Don't act like you never.....
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       Location: Montana | kmcsunshine - 2013-12-15 5:28 PM I'm sittin in my glass house trying to decide who to throw rocks at.......
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          Location: 100 miles from Nowhere, AR | sodapop - 2013-12-15 2:06 PM Three 4 Luck - 2013-12-15 2:02 PM sodapop - 2013-12-15 1:31 PM Three 4 Luck - 2013-12-15 1:10 PM KatyMay - 2013-12-15 12:53 PM Sadly enough, almost sounded like a few people were hoping this post was serious so they would have a few other people to bash.
However...I must say that I think it was the monkey that flipped the camera man off. They're naughty like that. I'm pretty sure he's a spy for the Illumunati. Three have you considered taking riding lessons? Even an NFR girl like yourself needs a little schooling now and again.
please know I am kidding here folks....lol
I've taken lessons from the best no-name trainers I could afford, but I have a hard time listening since I know more than they do. Maybe you should post a video here so we can evaluate it......then you could do the opposite of what everyone thinks you should do.....Or maybe you should just start hosting clinics of your own.
http://youtu.be/17ZVF3rxdxU
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          Location: 100 miles from Nowhere, AR | rach.k - 2013-12-15 6:20 PM T turning 3 - 2013-12-15 6:29 PM rach.k - 2013-12-15 2:40 PM I can't believe it. I thought I was the only one that noticed. AND the pants were frayed at the hem. WTH?! Super unprofessional. OMG I didn't notice that! I like the one person, who's name I won't mention actually had her shirt buttoned up wrong... she missed the first one and they were all cattywhompus after that. I wasn't going to say anything but I think we really need to find every flaw these top 15 WINNERs have... it is the only way to make us feel good about ourselves..... We should write a very lengthy letter...
To whom it may concern:
we here at BHW have a few pointers for those so-called "top 15" barrel racers. We don't want to mention any names, or cause any drama for that matter because this is CLEARLY just for their own good as friends... (Bless their hearts)... And not everything is an issue- mainly their choice of reins, horses, saddles, fifth grade teachers, children's middle names, (we won't even TOUCH the choice of spouses issue), hair color, pet, other hobbies or previous jobs, whether or not they have tattoos, felt vs. straw hats, their sponsors and the way they run and dress overall. Everything else is GREAT!
Sincerely,
Concerned barrel racers everywhere
(no really- we're everywhere... And we're watching. Don't forget it.)
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| Three 4 Luck - 2013-12-15 7:39 PM sodapop - 2013-12-15 2:06 PM Three 4 Luck - 2013-12-15 2:02 PM sodapop - 2013-12-15 1:31 PM Three 4 Luck - 2013-12-15 1:10 PM KatyMay - 2013-12-15 12:53 PM Sadly enough, almost sounded like a few people were hoping this post was serious so they would have a few other people to bash.
However...I must say that I think it was the monkey that flipped the camera man off. They're naughty like that. I'm pretty sure he's a spy for the Illumunati. Three have you considered taking riding lessons? Even an NFR girl like yourself needs a little schooling now and again.
please know I am kidding here folks....lol
I've taken lessons from the best no-name trainers I could afford, but I have a hard time listening since I know more than they do. Maybe you should post a video here so we can evaluate it......then you could do the opposite of what everyone thinks you should do.....Or maybe you should just start hosting clinics of your own. http://youtu.be/17ZVF3rxdxU
Here, critique this one for me. I'm the short red head on the bay.
You may be the cutest kid in the world. LOL You blew a stirrup and just kept on riding. I think two horses on the pattern at the same time might be some kind of violation at the NFR, but maybe not. |
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       Location: SE Missouri | sodapop - 2013-12-15 8:06 PM T turning 3 - 2013-12-15 10:49 AM I think it was round 4, won't mention any names but their pants didn't quite cover the heel of their boot and at the second barrel the way they were holding their reins it looked like that gave the signal for the illiumati, then at the third barrel they kind of sorta flipped the camera man off? And she had the nerve to come out dressed like and look what she's doing to her horse............ She's even carrying her purse for goodness sakes....... I guess to keep all that go round money.
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    Location: Texas!! | I won't mention names either, but I did notice some "cowboys" that were clueless on how to ride a horse! They had their chins down (can't see where they are going), needed to ride with 2 hands, but only had 1 rein! Plus they were way overriding their horses! I have never had to spur my horse like that! If they would listen to me, their horses wouldn't buck nearly as hard! Some people!! |
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          Location: 100 miles from Nowhere, AR | rodeodelux - 2013-12-17 8:01 AM I won't mention names either, but I did notice some "cowboys" that were clueless on how to ride a horse! They had their chins down (can't see where they are going), needed to ride with 2 hands, but only had 1 rein! Plus they were way overriding their horses! I have never had to spur my horse like that! If they would listen to me, their horses wouldn't buck nearly as hard! Some people!!
And what was with the ones falling off their horses everytime they ran out of the box? Top 15 in the world? Seriously? They need to learn to ride as good as us girls. |
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    Location: lost in missouri | sodapop - 2013-12-15 8:06 PM T turning 3 - 2013-12-15 10:49 AM I think it was round 4, won't mention any names but their pants didn't quite cover the heel of their boot and at the second barrel the way they were holding their reins it looked like that gave the signal for the illiumati, then at the third barrel they kind of sorta flipped the camera man off? And she had the nerve to come out dressed like and look what she's doing to her horse............ She's even carrying her purse for goodness sakes....... I guess to keep all that go round money.
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     Location: Exactly where I am supposed to be | sodapop - 2013-12-16 8:27 PM
Did you hear the NFR is moving to Canada, Mexico, and Hawaii? Roughstock in Canada, Roping in Mexico, and Steer Wrestling and Barrel Racing in Hawaii ......new WPRA dress code....coconut bras and grass skirts.
DID YOU HEAR ??????? Ahhhh guys lemme tell ya, did you know Tuf Cooper really won the tie down roping ????????? YES I KNOW, but they let Siri add up the average numbers and she was in a bad mood that day so it went to Shane........what can be done to improve this !!!!! we cant let this just go on !!!!!! and the dress code I am outraged at the dress code Coconut bras and grass skits ????? come on now, I was much more for the leotards and tutus .....where is the link to vote, I am outraged .........and as far as where the NFR goes, I am all for Cuba I think that is a wise decision on the boards part. And the NERVE of the guys trying to scare the barrel horses in the alley way, DID YOU SEE THEM ?????? they were waving there hands trying to scare them ......I mean come on where was security at on THAT ONE ?????
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      Location: West Tennessee | Three 4 Luck - 2013-12-15 7:39 PM sodapop - 2013-12-15 2:06 PM Three 4 Luck - 2013-12-15 2:02 PM sodapop - 2013-12-15 1:31 PM Three 4 Luck - 2013-12-15 1:10 PM KatyMay - 2013-12-15 12:53 PM Sadly enough, almost sounded like a few people were hoping this post was serious so they would have a few other people to bash.
However...I must say that I think it was the monkey that flipped the camera man off. They're naughty like that. I'm pretty sure he's a spy for the Illumunati. Three have you considered taking riding lessons? Even an NFR girl like yourself needs a little schooling now and again.
please know I am kidding here folks....lol
I've taken lessons from the best no-name trainers I could afford, but I have a hard time listening since I know more than they do. Maybe you should post a video here so we can evaluate it......then you could do the opposite of what everyone thinks you should do.....Or maybe you should just start hosting clinics of your own. http://youtu.be/17ZVF3rxdxU
Here, critique this one for me. I'm the short red head on the bay.
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   Location: North Dakota | rodeodelux - 2013-12-17 8:01 AM I won't mention names either, but I did notice some "cowboys" that were clueless on how to ride a horse! They had their chins down (can't see where they are going), needed to ride with 2 hands, but only had 1 rein! Plus they were way overriding their horses! I have never had to spur my horse like that! If they would listen to me, their horses wouldn't buck nearly as hard! Some people!! 
I'm a little slow this morning, but I did "get" this one!
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     Location: NM...the Land of Manana | I didn't see the bird fly, but I'm pretty sure I did see ________ pick a booger between first and second. (She probably didn't think we would see because her back was to the camera!) |
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          Location: 100 miles from Nowhere, AR | Lightfoot - 2013-12-17 11:55 AM I didn't see the bird fly, but I'm pretty sure I did see ________ pick a booger between first and second. (She probably didn't think we would see because her back was to the camera!)
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     Location: Lala Land | rach.k - 2013-12-15 6:20 PM T turning 3 - 2013-12-15 6:29 PM rach.k - 2013-12-15 2:40 PM I can't believe it. I thought I was the only one that noticed. AND the pants were frayed at the hem. WTH?! Super unprofessional. OMG I didn't notice that! I like the one person, who's name I won't mention actually had her shirt buttoned up wrong... she missed the first one and they were all cattywhompus after that. I wasn't going to say anything but I think we really need to find every flaw these top 15 WINNERs have... it is the only way to make us feel good about ourselves..... We should write a very lengthy letter...
To whom it may concern:
we here at BHW have a few pointers for those so-called "top 15" barrel racers. We don't want to mention any names, or cause any drama for that matter because this is CLEARLY just for their own good as friends... (Bless their hearts)... And not everything is an issue- mainly their choice of reins, horses, saddles, fifth grade teachers, children's middle names, (we won't even TOUCH the choice of spouses issue), hair color, pet, other hobbies or previous jobs, whether or not they have tattoos, felt vs. straw hats, their sponsors and the way they run and dress overall. Everything else is GREAT!
Sincerely,
Concerned barrel racers everywhere
(no really- we're everywhere... And we're watching. Don't forget it.)
LOVE THIS!!!! If only they would have called me, I could have told them how I rode the sh*t outta my couch and gave them some pointers!! |
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     Location: Lala Land | rach.k - 2013-12-15 6:20 PM T turning 3 - 2013-12-15 6:29 PM rach.k - 2013-12-15 2:40 PM I can't believe it. I thought I was the only one that noticed. AND the pants were frayed at the hem. WTH?! Super unprofessional. OMG I didn't notice that! I like the one person, who's name I won't mention actually had her shirt buttoned up wrong... she missed the first one and they were all cattywhompus after that. I wasn't going to say anything but I think we really need to find every flaw these top 15 WINNERs have... it is the only way to make us feel good about ourselves..... We should write a very lengthy letter...
To whom it may concern:
we here at BHW have a few pointers for those so-called "top 15" barrel racers. We don't want to mention any names, or cause any drama for that matter because this is CLEARLY just for their own good as friends... (Bless their hearts)... And not everything is an issue- mainly their choice of reins, horses, saddles, fifth grade teachers, children's middle names, (we won't even TOUCH the choice of spouses issue), hair color, pet, other hobbies or previous jobs, whether or not they have tattoos, felt vs. straw hats, their sponsors and the way they run and dress overall. Everything else is GREAT!
Sincerely,
Concerned barrel racers everywhere
(no really- we're everywhere... And we're watching. Don't forget it.)
LOVE THIS!!!! If only they would have called me, I could have told them how I rode the sh*t outta my couch and gave them some pointers!! |
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