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The Resident Destroyer of Liberal Logic
   Location: PNW | In Freakonomics they tell about a kid named ****head - pronounced Shehteed |
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  Keeper of the King Snake
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    Location: Dubach, LA | Figured I was the only person on here to have read that book. |
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The Resident Destroyer of Liberal Logic
   Location: PNW | CanCan - 2014-04-15 7:39 PM
Figured I was the only person on here to have read that book. 
Oh gosh I LOVE that book, and the Super Freakonomics too!! |
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| What about the child named Meconia? |
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     Location: Arkansas | rollingrfarm - 2014-04-15 12:56 PM I see that car and its wonderful license plate fairly frequently in Dewitt, in a certain part of town called "the Hill".
I'm serious.
Good Ol' Dewitt!! |
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| I used to work for a campaign company and we would have signature gatherers (those annoying guys who stand outside of Wal-Mart and ask if you want to sign to change legislature) go out and petition. One of the guys decided he was going to Compton/Watts. (The area where rappers Snoop Dogg or Dr. Dre grew up.) One name read:
Sh-trice (pronounced Chatrice) -the way I see it is she's only missing one letter from having an accident after eating Chinese food
There were two twins who signed:
Lem'Onjello (pronounced Lem On Jello with emphasis on the "On") and his brother Or'Ongejello (Or On Jello) Really??
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 Pork Fat is my Favorite
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        Location: The Oklahoma plains. | ACEINTHEHOLE - 2014-04-15 1:16 PM TurnLane - 2014-04-15 1:09 PM Ok, this is 200% the truth- here in our hometown of Skiatook Okla there is a child named ABCD (pronounced Abakada if you can imagine?) and another named Female (pronounced like tamale)--- they are in grade school. Who are these kids, and why do I not know of them? Oh, that's right, I live in Sperry and you live in that horrid Skiatook! (shh! don't tell anyone your from Skiatook) LOL!

Well Skiatook is a pretty fancy named town unlike Sperry- so it only makes sense that we have fancy named children! 
I only learned of them while selling food to the district and they were going over the government paid lunch meals and these were two of the names enrolled that we were discussing. |
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      Location: Northern CA | Here's one for you... pronounced La-mon-ga-low. Spelled Lemonjello. |
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 Tough Patooty
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   Location: Sperry, OK | TurnLane - 2014-04-16 11:53 AM ACEINTHEHOLE - 2014-04-15 1:16 PM TurnLane - 2014-04-15 1:09 PM Ok, this is 200% the truth- here in our hometown of Skiatook Okla there is a child named ABCD (pronounced Abakada if you can imagine?) and another named Female (pronounced like tamale)--- they are in grade school. Who are these kids, and why do I not know of them? Oh, that's right, I live in Sperry and you live in that horrid Skiatook! (shh! don't tell anyone your from Skiatook) LOL!
 Well Skiatook is a pretty fancy named town unlike Sperry- so it only makes sense that we have fancy named children!
I only learned of them while selling food to the district and they were going over the government paid lunch meals and these were two of the names enrolled that we were discussing.
I was just joshing you due to all the people that tell you "please don't say you're from Sperry"... LOL! |
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          Location: 100 miles from Nowhere, AR | RodeoCowgirl4u - 2014-04-15 11:28 PM I used to work for a campaign company and we would have signature gatherers (those annoying guys who stand outside of Wal-Mart and ask if you want to sign to change legislature ) go out and petition. One of the guys decided he was going to Compton/Watts. (The area where rappers Snoop Dogg or Dr. Dre grew up. ) One name read: Sh-trice (pronounced Chatrice ) -the way I see it is she's only missing one letter from having an accident after eating Chinese food There were two twins who signed: Lem'Onjello (pronounced Lem On Jello with emphasis on the "On" ) and his brother Or'Ongejello (Or On Jello ) Really?? 
Around here, they would spell that Sh'trice. |
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       Location: Central Texas | I have worked in public schools for 20 years and every year I get new ones that make me go, huh? M'Ryld... pronounced Emerald King Allmighty...yep that's what his birth certificate says Teemakorn......pronounced like it looks tee-ma-corn
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| Sweet jolly friggin ranchers....
Some of these names take the "I WANT MY LIL ANGEL TO BE A SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE" sentiment to a new level. |
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 Keep Your Eye on the Prize
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    Location: Vicksburg MS | I work at a lease to own type of company and when you don't make your payments and you won't answer your phone, we proceed to call your references.
My assistant pointed to her screen one day and asked,"How do I pronounce that name?" I looked over at her screen and after processing what I saw, burst out laughing, then suggested she just ask for Ms Epps.
The name? Fellatia
I then had to explain to the 20 yr old assistant why that was so funny. |
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